Aus/pol/ Low effort NEETposting edition

early morning wake up to count down the hours till my 750 scomobux comes through.

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based
i get 700 euros per month since 5 years
never worked a single day in my life

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i only recently started getting neetbux. it's 574 a fortnight and will be increasing by 550 after 20th april this month. just need to get my one off 750 corona bux and i'll be max comfy.

Did you cunts see that a plane from Wuhan landed in Sydney last night ?
So the country is on lockdown cunts get fined for going outside for no good reason yet we have chunk plane landing here
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8200271/Flight-Wuhan-arrives-SYDNEY-carrying-mystery-cargo-crew-disembark-head-hotel.html#comments-8200271

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Not only did they come from fucking Wuhan but the pilot and crew were EXEMPT from the 14 day quarantine period!

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"Woman" gouges supermarket employees eyes. $10 says theyr'e a muslim immigrant.

7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/woman-allegedly-gouges-nsw-supermarket-workers-eyes-after-social-distancing-comment-c-965375

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the ex

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The 750 already came though. I think you missed out bro

cute face, not into cigs tho

Find a 5g tower near you
rfnsa.com.au/

germs, bongs and burgers...wtf

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Smash time?

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The gf (male)

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>tfw an aussie called you a cunt, for no reason
I fucking hate Australians so god damn much

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Imagine the whoop you so hard you pop a wheelie on the motorcycle

Fuck off bong cunt, you got a license for that lum post?

Then what? You're gonna buy beer too?

N-no

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poofter

See what I mean? Aussies are 90% of the world's rudest people

Randomly whipping niggers?

One time an English kid told me that I was a sad strange cunt and that he hoped he wouldn't grow up to be like me.

>used my scomobux to upgrade my pc
Gonna get me a 3700x, nice

He sounds based, you are a sad strange cunt

Yeah maybe but he was 16 and I was 20, so I thought that last part was pretty childish.

and who asked you, dirty mutt? stay in your place next time, thanks.

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quiet please

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You can still grow till you're 18, so maybe he ment
>I don't want my growth plates to harden and for me to be the eternal 5'8 manlet like this Colgate

going to buy bud and beer yes

i heard the last of it would be coming through either this week or next week so I'm still holding out hope

he was probably worried that he'll end up like you user. dont take it to heart, just means he saw a lot of himself in you and wasn't happy about it.

Pretty niggerish but suit yourself.

fuck off cunt. what else would I spend it on. upgrading my pc later in year and need grog and bud to pass the time until then. might cop a cheap electric guitar with a fortnights pay but that's still up in the air right now

What. In the everloving fuck....

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get in on the #bernreturn action, you dogs

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Get a Playstation.

yes, in minecraft ofcourse

If you do this don't do it with retarded meme tier accounts with pepe profile pics, you'll just delegitimise it

I'm not. Get in there

how much more lockdown? 2 more weeks?

forever

sound like scomo wants out

If you set your house temperature to 38° it will camouflage you from the government thermal camera spy planes

>beer and weed
Typical low income welfare bludging nigger

whine more wagie

>i only recently started getting neetbux

tell me essential wagie, why would i not use the free gibs to buy grog and bud to neetmax my life

Fucking kill yourself you faggot
Until we get a vaccine

they weren't lying about superpooper 2020

Praise him

He turned his back on the misery that lay ahead and called it a night

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spending my coronabux on escorts

You mad wagie? Wait, nvm, you're probably waging away right now

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You got called a cunt because he saw through your facade and realized swiftly you were a cunt . see

Good luck finding a brothel that's open.

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i said escorts not brothel whores didnt i

So drug fucked street crawlers then.

we call em paper jobs round here

>dailymail
You idiots will believe anything huh? At least find another source saying the same thing.

Far to many cringecels itt

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He does to brothels instead of independent escorts.

I got two hours free with one before. We just cuddled and watched south park after.

>t. Sad strange cunt

Came in your pants watching her get undressed, did you?

>NOOOOO!!!! YOU CANT SAY THAT WORD

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Just went to Coles in Gladstone QLD and the cunt was packed. There were none of the in store people limits like the news said there would be and if that wasn't enough I went through the self checkout and the guy looking over them all opened the register next to mine that had a sign on it saying it was closed to enforce social distancing and fucking told the bitch he invited over to put the sign back when she was done.

WTF Coles? I swear if I get the chinkie pox because of that cunt I'll consider it attempted murder and burn that fucking store to the ground. My personal asio agent that gets put on this for that threat should look into the camera feed at about 11:40am and then hold that cunt accountable for his actions. Fuck this gay earth bullshit, I'm gonna get my shit delivered from woolies from now on.

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>woolies delivery
Only if you are retarded and also order a week in advance

>A brit without bants
Nice try ahmed