Brit/pol/ okay mate editin

didnt do anything to any of you
youre fucking horrible to me for no reason
every day

get well boris

>>Coronavirus broke the jobs market. The data hints at a far bigger crisis
I swear, (((they'll))) wear us down in to herd immunity meme in order to kill native British population at last

>everyday
I've never been horribl to you. I;'m just pissed okay. anyway whats wrong with gay love? gender doesn't matter in the 21th century

existing is 'doing something'

Have you bought an iPad for an en aitch ess nurse yet? Clapping isn't enough, lads.

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Should be happy I'm still in a job and not furloughed, but I'm getting a bit pissed off that I'm not being used to my full potential. Matter of fact I'm at the point where I think I'm just not being taken seriously.

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little bitch boy lmaoooo

Do you want to meet up and bum or not?

>everyday items
>ipad

I never said anything to you, calm your tits.

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why does the death rate keep increasing? in the last month, it has jumped up from 5% to 22%.

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The fucking Guardian

All Vegans are brainwashed

who cares?

He was very big, how come he looks like this now?

>didnt do
Have potential
KYS

But no matter hwo much you wash a vegetable the pesticides they use just dont com off and they are carcinogenic so they kill you. Fuck celery and fucking celery growers

Because they’re using their testing kits on the most critical cases to insure correct treatment, this skews the results heavily.

>get well boris
#wankForBoris

First for Shack
youtube.com/watch?v=7w-BsdqmR2o

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Aye. I could do that.

imagine being an INFERIOR BRITBONG who will NEVER live up to AMERICAN WHITENESS and POWER
U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!

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Raabi is alright, but not getting to the top spot
Not this time round

When's the next mandatory 2-minute clap? Don't want to miss it and have the plods knocking on my door.

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right
half of you hate me cause im female and the other half of you hate me cause you think im a tranny

its all so tiresome
sorry i tried to get involved and have fun
night :(

>AMERICAN WHITENESS
rbg(0,0,0)

Well it's been the last 2 Thursdays already. So I guess tomorrow. Clap for BJ?

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untrue. just look at the number of tests carried out by each country. you'd expect them to be close to the total number of cases, but they're not.
uk: 60k cases, 200k tests
us: 450k cases, 2.2m tests

hasa anyone ever seen proof of your ladiness tho?

Coof on pigs lad, very edgy that is!

prehistoric copypasta

>
why?

Cheer up, why don't you come over here and give my cock some intensive care?

If you wasn't trannie pedo cunt, nobody would interested pissing on your screen, but noooo!
You have to blurb your agenda
Fuck off and yourself to sleep

I saw an announcement by one force saying "don't bother saying 'you can't arrest me, I've got covid', because many have tried that already and we've still arrested them".

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Bit of random one lads

How often do you clean your hair? I have really thick hair and I’ve realised it looks better when left alone for a day or two.

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>im 13 years old
She must be middle-aged by now.

yes but the only proof people want is either doxxable stuff or my actual vagina which is never fucking happening and i posted a tit already and it started a shitstorm of calling me a slut and a thot so i cant win there either
its just a gang of incels virgins and autists that can never be satisfied or rational and have obviously spent way too much time on the internet or watching porn like everyone else here

i wanna stop talking about proof because im never posting my body or my face and im never posting a 'nude' again
i dont care to tell you the real reasons why because theyre fucking personal but im just being abused constantly for no reason and i have never had a fucking dick attached to me

oh my god fuck off

god if that's prehistoric then I'm a primitive single-celled organism

Honestly don’t know. Strats are the best to swap over.

I’m left handed and had to buy my guitar randomly based on sixth sense and samples here and there.

Next time I’ll have a custom built one and fuck everything.

prove that you're not a tranny then

You doing it wrong, it goes
>Don't touch me you covioid pig

daily. I have very thick hair too. feel filthy wihtou washing it.

Can you sing?

Comfy pic, got more?

Everyday

>Next time I’ll have a custom built one and fuck everything.
Customs are nice. I’d love one

Just string it upside down you dafty. Used to work in a guitar shop and sometim lefties would come in and i would restring guitars for them to try befor they bought somethhin.

i don't know of a reason why it would work better on some than others

Ffs learn 2 fucking banter, someone calls you a tranny ask them why they envy your cock, or just dont reply. Its not rocket science

Just claiming mu posts i forgot my trip like a cunt din a

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fucking nameslag

Once every 3 weeks. Feels good man. I wash my body everyday tho.

I think she gets off on the attention mate desu.

They have to double cut to flip or it wouldnt work. Imagine a flipped lp, you couldnt reach the top frets.

Fair enough la
No more pics unfortunately. That one is from 1930 - Newcastle.

Can't stand this gay cunt who thinks he's an 'ard man.
That Joe Wicks faggot is a right wanker as well.

you know rules, timestamp or shut the fuck up attention-seeking
you dumb cunt

>wonders why women get beaten

Had a crackin cloop in the garden earlier lads

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weird to think that americans are really the last anglos

CLAPPING DAY IS TOMORROW
-20 goodboy points for you lad

u wanna go? ill get the lads down to sort you out. oh look, ehre they are now

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What's a cloop?

>crashes the party

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oh right that actually makes sense. i'm not bothered about notes up there desu lol

clap

It's where you keep your chlickens.

cringe

>could you please get out of my house now or I will call the police

We got bogeys!
Got it; saved in any case

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shower every day but haven't used shampoo or conditioner in years
the barber comments on how nice my hair is

Don't you mean "hens?"

they live off vegetation.

>excuse me mister guitar shop restring me these 6 expensive guitars that I’m not even sure I’m buying

I asked and they told me to fuck off.

Seriously next time custom and fuck everybody

careful with this copypasta it's an antique

no he meant chlickens you newfag

ive posted photos already
im posting no more now than this cropped silly pic really
ive been doxxed before never again its fucking terrifying
only in the car when i'm alone and nobody can hear theres no way lmao
ive posted LOADS of timestamps already

newfags ffs

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is he a nigger too?

>Greta Thunberg

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>resort to
translate to "taking advantage of the NHS cocksucking going on"
most nurses do jack shit btw and are completely resented by actual medical professionals

who is this? looks like a gdp sperm worm

It’s strange lad, I don’t like the consequences that the industrial revolution brought yet the aesthetics it had are truly brilliant.

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Mick, you are lost, have no purpose or ability to exist outside gay community
KYS

that slither of face reminds me of a lass i used to know. Whent to school with her. not friends but I knew her. everyoen bullied her.

>only in the car when i'm alone and nobody can hear theres no way lmao
Do us one.

I'm not a newfag you fucking nigger
I hate attention-seeking cunts
You seriously need fucking lynching

i guarantee i'm whiter than you

Got really thick long hair and I wash it probably every 4-5 days

>i'm not bothered about notes up there desu lol

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andrea i'm disappointed
i expect nonce behaviour from eddie but not you

I wanted an iommi sg lefty for years.
but never bothered.
a mate some years ago collected guitars and couldn't play an open G chord., he had a rickenbacker and a martin and a good few of different top makes.

>everyoen bullied her.
must be the phenotype ha
i've not really such a problem with doing one but you just know the amount of shit i'll get for it sorry i just learned my lesson lmao

Thats not Pasta Lad, its another Italian.

dote care im gonna have swarthy babies anyway with are lass look

>i've not really such a problem with doing one but you just know the amount of shit i'll get for it
Fucking virgins ruining my night. Fuck you all. Just wanted a bird to sing to me but nooooooooooooooo.

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Yeah, it's insane how many chubby ones I see having a fag break outside my local hospital.

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At least post all of them like the compilation picture you posted a month or so back that made everyone fuck off from you for a bit

>a mate some years ago collected guitars and couldn't play an open G chord

A lot of people LARP in increasingly large steps rather than actually learn to play properly