/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3055

Nevada cases were a typo, right?

FUCK JANNIES
Corona-chan's fat fucking milkers can be located at

HAPPENING CANCELED

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Sometimes one doesn't need pasta with every meal hmm?

seems so, worldometers just corrected the mistake

Don't bully them. This is all they have.

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how are you all enjoying this election year plandemic?

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why did she have to become pregnant

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alright where are the riots

Are we still on the road to hyperinflation? I'd like to know ahead of time so I can spend all my cheddar.

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I'm sorry, the suggestion was a joke.

can you plot cases, recovered, and dead as a log?

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fuck you

I can pretty confidently say wait 2 weeks
This pic an user made is pretty telling

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I love you Gary

literal nothingburger.

It's already dying down. It will fade away by summer.

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Worry about the EU.

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>Chernobyl still burning
Man, 2020 is trying really hard, isn't he?

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USA #1

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That 100k day was an odd day because France reported a huge backlog of numbers retard

Who /comfy/ here?

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>you don't even realize...

THANK YOU burger who did this in the las thread!

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I can't wait for Yellowstone

You the user who made the thread on /r/? Because I did give you a present there.

OH NO NOT THE VATICAN

>France in recession

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literal who

REEEEE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 20,000 NEW CASES IN NEVADA???

WHERE IS MY HAPPENING?? WHY IS THIS ALL TAKING SO LONG????

Same, feels bad man...

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Bongs we're screwed

You seriously believe all these governments of opposing and antagonistic doctrines are working together because of the mutts shitty political circus?
Take your fucking meds schizo

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big ass doesn't remove preggo

based /herd/ poster

I know, that's why it's funny.

This. Nobody in my state respected quarantine, everybody was outside and going to stores as much as they could. Despite that my state has few cases compared to Jew York where people are crammed in like sardines in NYC.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

it's not fucking funny

>lie in bed
>watch anime
>listen to music
>write your novel
>drink water all the time
This is the best period I've ever had. Thank you, Corona-chan.

wait what? BULLSHIT

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which month though and what year

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It jumped up to 47k and fell back down to 25k in the space of a few minutes.

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thank you for this amazing work, drawfren!
i hope you'll consider adding tentacles for 2 mil.

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They let the gifs ride. What gives? Are we trying to project an image of sophistication?

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What do you guys do with all your spare time? I've been cleaning a ton, making instruments, having sex and lurking /cvg/.

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I'm pretty sure my immune system could kick this virus' ass. It fought off influenza A when I was 2 so I have pretty high confidence in it.

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This has gone too far

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Agree to disagree

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Is there any hope that corona will break 1 million dieded?

Oh believe me, I am.
t. Pell

It really takes nothing to get a blue checkmark.

Fuck all the "tech" companies, particularly the ones owned by China.
>I had to solve 10 captchas to post this, they know

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And they do it for F R E E

>Perú
>over 1000 new cases and over 100 deaths
New hotspot. South America is turbo fucked

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they panicked to and lowered it to calm people down

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I'm literally doing nothing but play videogames and still getting paid

It's like what i dreamed of when i was 10

Any news from Wuhan? How are the newly opened insect floodgates faring over there?

this is why namefags should NEVER be listened

its pretty funny...

Unless it goes through AIDSfrica like a wreckingball zero chance.

>Preggo
And I'm out, ruined for me. I knew it was going on that direction, but still.

Absolutely no hope. We're already well past the peak. I'm not even sure if we're going to hit 200,000 dead.

Feels bad man...

Pregnacy already ruins it for me, so going from coomer to full on Lovecraftian horror might not be a bad idea.

>14k deaths in 4 months
the fuck are we panicking about again? More people commited suicide in that time than died to the virus
Ban suicides

I think the 1,500,000 edit rustled the jannies jimmies a bit much
mobile.twitter.com/willwildart

Or has it not gone far enough?

What is that novel about herr Kraut?

Nevada's numbers were fucked up. They tallied all 20k tests performed as new infections.

If a lot of people love each other, the world will be a better place to live. You are part of our family and we love you very much, as a friend. But you are sort of like our son too, and we will help you anytime.

Like they'd even notice if their people started dropping dead by the thousands

4 months? Are you an idiot?

I think it is alright as long as the size of her belly doesn't overshadow her breasts.

Who's she? I can tell I know her from somewhere

i knew that my nofap wont last once this hits the press.

Cant they just stop feeding? Will he become thinner?

You may have learned the wrong things since then user
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7113798/

only %4 of deaths were from coronavirus today

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Medical data showing young people don’t developed antibodies meaning reinfections are possible

scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3078840/coronavirus-low-antibody-levels-raise-questions-about

Seems like mostly older people who develop anti bodies

> The team also found that antibody levels rose with age, with people in the 60-85 age group displaying more than three times the amount of antibodies as people in the 15-39 age group

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