/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3053

► Detected: 1,498,013 (+67,094) ► Died: 87,731 (+5,697) ► Day: 90 (-05:50:55)

— 4.3 billion people under lockdown —
— 213 countries and territories infected —
— 4.8x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,123 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Sky News reports virus might have escaped Chinese lab
youtu.be/CIHWaaJNktQ

Another city in China is placed on lockdown
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51 patients in South Korea reinfected after "recovery"
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Japan to declare state of emergency
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There is now evidence for SARS-CoV-2 reactivation
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>INFO
12% of deaths in Italy had no previous conditions
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Virus might spread through banknotes
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Virus causes damage to heart, kidneys and liver
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Infection might cause male infertility
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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>REMINDER
WHO declared end of swine flu with only 18,500 confirmed dead
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US federal government pressures states to test less
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Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
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China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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Coronavirus spike already visible in mortality rates from Italy
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>LATEST
20:10: 1,376 new cases and 114 new deaths in Michigan
20:00: 224 new cases and 7 new deaths in Tennessee
19:06: 118 new cases and 5 new deaths in Moldova
19:00: 110 new cases and 9 new deaths in Egypt
18:57: 1,621 new cases and 53 new deaths in Germany
18:45: 172 new cases and 9 new deaths in Alabama

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>Dead: 87,898
lol, still only 87,898.
How many days has it been stuck at 87,898? Four days? Five days?

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r8 my stash

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I dont know what the fuck dis Coronavirus shit about. I dont understand how dis shit from Wuhan, China, now all of a sudden dis shit on motherfuckin tour

I ain't gonna front, a bitch is scared.

Shit got me panicking, and a lot of you motherfuckas think it's a joke.

If you wondering why yo weave or yo motherfuckin Fashion Nova motherfukin packages ain’t arrived? Guess what, bitch? Coronavirus!

I’m telling you shit is real. Shit is getting real. Ohh! Bitch, I’m scared.

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Oh you

>1.5million
good job Corona chan!

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Hopefully, we get our 1.5M update here.
I don't know how much longer I can stay awake

is your asian idol safe of corona virus?

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Who gains? See Q2 ( that is April-May-June) who only has gain, but note that if I win 10 and you lose 10, the difference between us two is 20!!

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If its true that the malaria drugs help because corona fucks with your blood iron, and leftists are purposely blocking it to prolong crisis, they need to be dragged out and shot immediately, and trump needs to be dragged out as well for doing nothing about it.

uhm guys... GUYS, GUYS!!!!

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herdfags btfo

poland where is my 1.500.000 milkers?

I'm so praud of /ourgirl/

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Commie Journo does Merchant hands while breaks curfew

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You're getting sloppy now. Your post doesn't match the numbers in your table. Maybe it's time for you to quit.

For the herd

user!
Satisfy Corona-Chan and save the world!
Fail and die!
Are you game?

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Doesn't a low antibody count mean the virus is possibly suppressing your immune system?

now she has a dick tho, so i dunno

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>can't have antibodies turning against you if you don't have any

I wish I hadn’t listened to the nothingburgers last month
>barely stocked up on anything
>suddenly a 21 day lockdown was announced
>literally only gave us 4 hours to prepare
>ran down to the store, couldn’t buy shit because the mob already got there
>all grocery deliveries have stopped, I can’t drive to the big supermarkets far away, and there’s no public transport
>can only buy the most basic of food, like rice, dal, milk, bread, etc
>even the vegetable guy stopped selling because of the cops
>today they announced the lockdown will be extended at least two more weeks
>whole sections of my city have been barricaded (no one can leave)
>the people in those areas were told to buy food for seven days at least (even though almost everything is closed!)
>I’m literally going to starve because of the nothingburgers on this shitty mongolian forum

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if you get this shit and manage to survive, you'll be extra-exposed the next time you get infected and will die fairly quickly.

It's the exact same shit as with Dengue Virus.

HUGGZIES

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every day those predictions of only a few thousand deaths look dumber and dumber.

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Explain to a brainlet, what does a lack of antibodies in recovered entail?

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or they never had?

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>post pic related
>normie friend goes on a rant how sad it is
>calls me tasteless for laughing
>remind him that I warned him 3 months ago
>"yeah so what?"
>I just can't stop laughing
who else bloomer mood?

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kek they get longer every time i see this image

Nuke China for the good of mankind.

Did he just shop a mask onto his profile image?

>tested in china
Wait untill we ourselves do tests, dont trust a word out of china or the msm

Schizo punks fuck off.
Making pornography out of a disease is mental illness.

it is a hoax
or it is not a virus

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>80 new deaths in Brazil

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next update should be at 6 million

BENIS :DDDD

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>believing China

Yas Forums is always right, poobro. The majority tried to warn you, but you listened to the bots and the shills. Enjoy starving to death! :)
>Go raid.

uh oh

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That they arent immune and can get it agein

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 422,369 (14,463)
Spain 146,690 (14,673)
Italy 139,422 (17,669)
France 112,950 (10,869)
Germany 110,698 (2,192)
China 81,802 (3,333)
Iran 64,586 (3,993)
United Kingdom 60,733 (7,097)
Turkey 38,226 (812)
Belgium 23,403 (2,240)
…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +22,034 (+1,622)
United Kingdom +5,491 (+938)
Spain +4,748 (+628)
Turkey +4,117 (+87)
France +3,881 (+541)
Italy +3,836 (+542)
Germany +3,035 (+176)
Iran +1,997 (+121)
Peru +1,388 (+14)
Canada +1,298 (+46)
…

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it means you can easily get it the next time someone infects you. and you'll also have a weakened immune system and your organ damage from the previous infection will fuck you extra good.

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Jesus.. please think of the kids here

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Keep going Coronachan
We love you!
Fuck this society Up!

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no immunity

Bangkok asking the important questions

>all sticky, sweaty, and breathing heavy

I hope not.

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Can some post the comic of corona-chan sitting on a guy’s face and asking him why he can’t breathe?

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EAT DE POOPOO

dats hella gay yo

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fucking hell we've only been saying reinfection since end of january

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Still a big fat nothingburger compared to cancers. Who even cares about all the other nothingburger diseases it beat?

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Its interesting to look at the countryies sorted by deaths per million
It's all the affluent countries
Remember in the beginning when so many politicians and celebs were deemed to be getting hit disproportionately?
They weren't, they just had tests available
I suggest this is an indication of multiple unrecorded deaths

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Based huggzie user

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Means that thar surivivors dont gain any immunity to it.
You can survive, get it again and die

At election you will win a second wave as president

Heres a basket-case idea...

Theres no long-term/ immunity... only short term. People need to receive frequent blood boosters of harvested antibodies.

It's actually a cover for anti-aging treatment blood harvesting

kek

I don't understand your problem. You still have plenty of shit to eat.

okay memeflag

>almost 1.5 million
She's about to hit another level of smugness

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If true, it means herd immunity is a meme. This virus will never be circulating in the population in a relatively harmless fashion like the flu or cold do.

not compare to gun crime

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I can't believe this happening is over already.

Sexy.

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afaik he is an american (with obvious asian origin)

not totally sure tho

I have a huge folder so it took a bit to find.

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I still don't believe it. It's down to false negatives.
If it were true we had more than a handful of instances

Which again fits the random nature of the drop cases
Not everyone CAN get a cytokine storm then

I need this shit to drop hard in south florida NOW, hurry it up corona-chan lot of people are still working/driving/shopping the wait is excruciating.
Current Numbers - 15,456 cases 309 deaths
Florida Man doing nurgles bidding!
foxnews.com/us/florida-coronavirus-coughing-cashier-assault-charges

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Dutch authorities have stated the same despite shilling for herd immunity earlier.
It appears level of antibodies is associated with disease severity and the mildly symptomatic have little to no immunity.

Somebody post that video of the guy trying to convince his co-workers balls are not gay on a woman.

it barely started

This

user, gun crime doesn't make the top 10...

WE HIT IT

Gostoso

Those are 60 cents where I live. Worst TP I've ever used but they're good for when you're broke

>Zucc the cuck
>drinks water like a duck
>but he also drinks your data
>so tell him and google
>to shove your data
>up their shwing shwangs
>by downloading
>Brave
>browser

The chinese played this one perfectly, seriously.

>Introduce a new strain of coronavirus.(viruses must mutate all the time in order to survive, it's nothing new)
>Start a global panic over another flu-like virus
>Western politicians jump in the hype to introduce new laws (many of which violate human rights - as much as I hate that word)
>Stocks of western companies in china plummets
>Chinese buy all the stocks for ultra low prices and are now true owners of all the western companies in china

Genius.

You realize the flu started as Spanish influenza and it took us 100 years to get it down to the number it still kills on a yearly basis right? We are doing things unprecedented in human history and its still spreading and killing more than we know. If you can't into the fact that this shit is as serious as every other pandemic thats been written in history books and the only thing separating you from death is a bunch of stupid people who can't seem to follow rules and politicians more concerned about an economy than your life you need to leave.

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>the mob already got there

Oh you. You are the mob. The fact that you listened to the Nothingburgers instead of understanding the evidence yourself shows you are nothing more than a panicky herd animal

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So it never ends?

Im he's fine.

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only like 5% of deaths are in our age bracket, if that.

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It wasn't meant to be like this. Happenings are meant to be comfy. This is too much
Vaccine now

Full pic

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Next up: how reinfection is worse due to ADE

Based

That is the weirdest ad I have ever seen. Brave browser is pretty cool though.

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>During the COVID-19 pandemic, more and more female drivers, especially truck drivers are selling themselves to pay for lost hours in pay

My God..

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We hit 1.5Mil
...So where's the update?

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tentacles at 2mil!
>tentacles at 2mil!
tentacles at 2mil!
>tentacles at 2mil!
tentacles at 2mil!
>tentacles at 2mil!

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um
user

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corona is a nothing burger

the 2018/2019 flu in the US got more kills

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Isn't the evidence of reinfection only going to apply to a small percentage of recovered cases?
Like could someone tell me if any of this thought chain are off
>infected, roll dice of surviving
>permanent scarring/damage to lungs, maybe other organs
>survive with lasting damage
>10% chance to reinfect
>reinfection would cause more damage, likely increase chances of death
>if you don't get reinfected, instead you'll get infected by another strain, which will again pick up where it left off
Are we double fucked? Reinfection and reactivation?

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It was only yesterday when we thought 300k was a "big deal."

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Leave Gary alone poojeet

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Cases added per day starting to stall out. Can't even break 100k anymore. Looks like this will all be over soon because we are at the apex. Oh well, it has been fun.

FLIGHTS FROM WUHAN TO LONDON. GOOD LUCK FELLOW BRITFAGS.
twitter.com/prisonplanet/status/1247981834425847809?s=21

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not in brazil

>I cant survive on rice milk and bread for 2 weeks
wow how fat are you

aren't all truck drivers making bank right now? what kind of truck does she drive? a milk truck?