When was the last time you saw a US President cook something? No wonder burgers hate cooking so much. Their fat gods eat fast foods daily. Cooking is the key to make USA thin again!
When was the last time you saw a US President cook something? No wonder burgers hate cooking so much...
Justin Scott
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Tyler Johnson
At least put some meat in it...
Oliver Miller
That doesn't look al dente.
Samuel Rodriguez
Shut up
Andrew Gomez
The fat bullshit is exaggerated. Maybe it's because I live in Colorado but I don't see that many fat people around honestly nor have I my entire life. Yea they exist but I honestly don't believe the statistics because I've not seen it.
People honestly look rather fit most of the time.
Oliver Adams
This is a very lazy thread.
Justin Foster
That's not going to make you thin
Isaac Martin
since when is pasta made from white processed flour healthy?
if youre going to make such a thread, include some top notch garden grown veggies, eggs from your own chicken coup, and milk from your very own cow/goat.
Tyler Wilson
They're all concentrated in areas you don't go to.
Gavin Adams
Clean your stove nigger!
Benjamin Torres
You live in one of the, if not the, healthiest states in the union.
Adam Peterson
nasty ass stove
Jace Baker
Congrats! First meal that doesn't look disgusting! You have improved!
Isaiah Walker
>Colorado
your state is literally a rectangle wtf
Luis Walker
Colorado is the most fit state in the country bro. Saw the same when I was there. Not surprising since its practically the he mountain biking capital of the world. Most of the fats are niggers and trailer trash in the south and in the cities. Also seems like everyone on welfare is fat.
Julian Garcia
Ja pierdolę, umyj ten jebany piecyk, kurwa mać, co za jebany brudas z ciebie.
Evan Peterson
>get skinny by eating large portions of cheese pasta
Easton Nelson
whats the point of cooking a healthy meal if you chug it down with 2l of cola and have icecream for dessert and eat a bag of chips an hour later like the average does every day
Joshua Sanchez
You can put more than two ingredients into a meal, you know?
Dominic Perry
I cook and I'm fat. I make such delicious food, I can't stop eating. When I switched to eating out, I ate less because it didn't taste as good and it costed a lot more.
Josiah Scott
>that
>cooking
Luis Edwards
>Pasta
Is there a lazier meal out there?
Andrew Rogers
fpbp
>makes pasta in a pan with no meat or sauce
euro poor fag detected
Lucas Perez
>costed
Hey there Beaner
Michael Harris
Well, he can't afford more than two ingredients.
Jeremiah Morgan
The fuck is that greasy penne with dirt?
Wyatt Collins
The way I tensed it, it's correct. It's a past participle.
Sebastian Hernandez
How much do Americans cook actually? Is this a meme that they don't cook? I remember there were a few cooking programs on TV there.
Easton Ward
When was the last time you saw anyone outside of your family that isn't popular for cooking cook?
Ryder Miller
Hey fags. I will burn them calories in no time on my bike!
Matthew Price
Dude, your meals are 85% carbs. I wouldn't be able to cope.
This.
Camden Butler
What else have you cooked polish user? Can you make something with meat?
Parker Hall
Horses are tasty, but you also feel bad when you eat them.
Noah Powell
>thin
>makes pasta
Jacob Thompson
An American dog, a Polish dog, and a Russian dog are talking.
The American dog says: If you're hungry, all you've got to do is bark loudly enough and, eventually, someone will give you some meat.
The Polish dog says: What's meat?
The Russian dog says: What's bark?
Caleb Powell
I like it when your mom cooks me breakfast.
Josiah Ross
>Tak,tak, yuo know, making some 8 min. penne is cooking, too ! my name is of Bocuse, trust me.
Josiah Perry
Benjamin Martinez
I'd guess about 90% of my meals are home cooked.
Easton Hill
i've never seen any president or prime minister or whatever the fuck cook anything. except probably obama
David Roberts
That looks suspiciously squishy and overcooked
Christian Watson
Can confirm
>Lived here for 8 years
Logan Johnson
What retard doesn’t eat horse and/or rabbit?
Michael Gonzalez
Why?
Grayson Bailey
Needs shrimp.
Julian Myers
>Cooking is the key to make USA thin again!
Cooks calorie dense cheesey pasta only carbs and fat.
David Mitchell
Not in the South. That’s where all your greasy niggers, honkies, and beaners congregate. And if it ain’t fried chicken it’s “the largest burger in the state” somewhere
Christopher Turner
>talks about cooking
>uses butter and pepper only
Continue eating 90% empty calories from your dish
Andrew Turner
I cook (no frozen shit) nearly every dinner I eat. Might go out to lunch once or twice a week. But I also really like to cook so that might be more than average.
Henry Flores
Many americans are squeamish about trying new things. I, however, live in the south where we will happily bbq anything that moves.
Pic related.
Zachary Russell
Because cooking is peasant work.
Carter Hall
I don't know. Also, this is a wrong type of horse for eating you have. There is a breed that is actually tasty and has marbled meat in Russia.
Nolan Johnson
why do yurps obsess over americans and latch onto fake memes
making food is a huge part of american culture
Robert Price
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Carter Howard
Hate cooking?! Every night for family
Enjoy my home made Thai
Joseph Campbell
Why are you replying to me?
Thomas Flores
All i have been eating is instant oatmeal and ramen.
Ayden Cooper
Sure, because pasta is really healthy. Idiot
Owen Cooper
>Why don't the literal busiest people on the planet take an hour out of their day to cook food?
Charles Adams
It's a meme. Not so much with basedboys and yuppies, but we're not half as bad as the memes portray.
Based Polack, or should I say, SWOLEack?
Samuel Watson
I had gator once in NC, tastes like fishy chicken.
William Campbell
>Carb tubes tossed in a fat based fat sauce
You could gain weight just looking at that picture, god damn
Anthony Taylor
Cook more, eat less grains, less processed sugars. Meat, veg, and a little bit of fruit. Also fermented foods. Lowering my grain and sugar intake improved my mental health dramatically
Dominic Cook
Looks delicious as usual my based Pol cooking friend!
Jaxson Baker
And booze for sanity reasons
Samuel Green
Now I'm craving some gator bite with sriracha mayo dipping sauce!