BERNIEBROS ON SUICIDE WATCH

honk honk

I cannot imagine how a debate would go against Biden and Trump. All Trump ever does is pick on someone's short comings, and all Biden does is have five short comings a sentence. Its going to be insane.

oh my lord I wish I had a time machine

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The tears are going to be delicious

Imagine sanders won Wisconsin

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>"Little Marco"
>"Lyin Ted"
>"Crooked Hillary"
>"Weak Jeb Bush"
>"Disgusting Eater Kasich"

What name will Trump give Biden?

HAHAHAHAHA
ICE CREAM BOOMER WINS AGAIN

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Lieden

>Trump: "Ridin with Biden, more like LYIN WITH BIDEN AMIRIGHT?"
*thunderous applause fills the room*

KEK

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Will Hillary be his running mate?
Did we take it too far with KEK?

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Sloppy Joe

He's already sleepy Joe Biden isn't he? Trump also posted a video with him sniffing people iirc

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Of course it is. No one actually believes they get refunded to a political donation rofl

kek

He really did Prep The Bull

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Joepedo

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H-HAHA 2024 BERNIEBROS
I-I MEAN 2028
J-JUST WAIT FOR 2040 YOU RACISTS

>I deserve gibs

I’m beginning to agree that communists should just be shot, they are fundamentally broken

5 years and they didn't learn a damn thing.
What went wrong? What went so, so wrong for this party?

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>Thanks for the donations Bernouts lmao

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Berning Down the House

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Bernie Sanders is jewing at its finest I wonder if his so y. Boy pay pigs will wake up to the scam kek

Bernie supporter here. I know I'll be voting blue no matter who, whos with me?

Fuck you, traitor.

him/her seems upset
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Sleepy/Creepy Joe

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You really are all gigacucks, enjoy sucking the neoliberal cock

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Suggest the up and coming continent of Africa for their next destination

Haha, Nope! That’s fallacious, Berntard. You don’t just vote party line, and if you do, I’d never want to be the one to admit that I plugged my nose and voted Biden. You’re exactly what’s wrong with everything.

>Refunds

jej

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This is so fucking HILARIOUS

King niggers apprentice.

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>handily win two elections with a broad coalition of moderates and non-white voter blocs who had stunningly high turnout for Barack Obama
>myopic view of government causes a majority of these supporters to forget about congressional and local elections, because they think the presidency is everything
>Republicans sweep state elections and take both House and Senate in Obama's first term
>Republican grip on Congress and states effectively stymies any hope of Democrats using the presidency
>Obama forced to become the most Imperial President ever, issuing over a hundred executive orders over the course of his first term
>Dems appear gleeful to have him work around Congress and nobody restrains him
>Obama becomes involved in social issues in his second term, directly intervening in local matters related to race, which inflames tensions and sets back race relations 30 years as America is wracked by the first race riots its seen in decades
>Other protests related to the economy are seen, the Occupy movement, which led to many cities having whole blocks filled with shanty towns made by protestors
>moderates and independents become soured on the progressive left's protest culture and particularly the idea of racial justice
>white working class people start to feel alienated as the Dems focus on progressive social issues and not the economy, their rhetoric either excludes a place for white people or is openly hostile to them
>the final nail in the coffin: the dems' stance on immigration, this is the last straw for many moderates in the party
>2016 rolls in
>Dems, completely tone deaf about the economy straits and anti-immigrant sentiment simmering in most of the heartland and especially in swing states, runs on the most inclusive multiracial platform yet
>but the minorities don't come out to vote, there's no Obama, no icon to vote for, just an establishment harpy

TL;DR they ignored probably the most important voting demographic in the country

>"re-leaf package"
sounds like a leaf already

They shot their wad way too quickly and doomed themselves for it. If they hadn't gone so hard to the paint with the progressive bullshit they likely could have achieved the social reform they wanted in a couple slow, methodical decades. But they wanted it now, and that greed cost them everything. Good riddance.

Obviously fake

Bernschizos be like the apocalypse written in the bible is really happening now

YES
FUCKING GO

Yeah it's not funny if it's this fake.

copy this as it is a very succinct summary of what literally happened word for word

If the DNC had rigged it for Hillary in 08 and let Obama run in 16 we would have had almost 2 solid decades of Democratic administrations. Instead, they blew it.

>that pic
Yeah, just don't come to Europe. They'll be surprised by the fact that a 37 hour work week here actually means you have to bust your ass and it's frowned upon to work extra. In fact, you might be pervieved as not capable of doing your job if you can't do it in 37 hours.

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wait you mean you don't just sit on your cell phone and browse reddit all day at work??

kek
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This level of cope is just funny.

Probably will want to emphasize the senility. Can't call him Senile Joe because it's too mean. Probably will be Crazy Joe or something else simple that the retards can understand. Confused Joe could work. Creepy Joe if he wants to push the pedo angle but he probably has his own cards to hide in that regard. Personally think Delirious Joe has a nice ring to it but it's got too many syllables.

He'll probably wait until the first debate (if Joe's team doesn't try to use Corona hysteria to cancel them) and build some nickname off the worst gaffe of the night. "Because you'd be in jail" was one of his hallmark quips and it was in the 11th hour stretch of that election.

I like Biden i think he's a bonafide chad. I still want Trump to win of course

I think that jew made an awesome job with scamming plenty of liberal/SJW faggots with donations

He'll call him Joe Schmoe.

>my life saving surgery
Aka chopping my cock off

O fuk, I love it.

>he thinks mutts don't have to work too
>he thinks mutts aren't forced to work over time to keep their job
If only user, if only