Wait, so teleworking was an option before the virus so why weren't we doing it?

Wait, so teleworking was an option before the virus so why weren't we doing it?

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gotta buy those cars goy

Goyslaves will cut corners and take too many breaks if they aren’t in the office.

working from home is extremelly hard and exhausting

I have only left my bed to piss and to microwave hungry mans for the last 25 days

based

I work for a large alarm company and we mover 95% of the workforce to remote work in 2 weeks.

the CEO said we will keep most of people remote even after the crisis.

Retards prefer talking in person because they don't know how to read or write properly.

it's challenging if you don't have te adecuate conditions.

I live in a small apartment with my wife and a toddler.

I have to go sit in my car to be able to work

Middle management's salaries and position depends on the number of sheep they control. If everyone is working from home it's much more difficult to explain why you should be getting such a big salary for just writing emails and shit.

Actually studies show a 13% productivity gain. Much fewer and shorter meetings.

Jews own a lot of commercial real estate.

When my work does 100% telework I'm moving to *******.

How so? I quite enjoy it.

Because employers want to have control over their employees. Make them adjusted to a routine where they are able to manage their productivity.

Corporations are resistant to change, and there really was no "case study" on how well it could work. Coronavirus forced a giant trial.

We need 5G to make it better

Because people like teleworking and you are supposed to feel miserable when working.

because when you "work" from home you 99% of the time bullshit around and and do an hour max of actual work. in the office at least you have to pretend

Kek same. I don’t even shave anymore

Boomers.

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>office jobs
Never again

>Middle management's salaries and position depends on the number of sheep they control
This guy has it. Middle Management likes to be able to quickly hover over someone to make it look like they are working. If all they are doing is directing emails around, it makes it very hard to justify their bloated salaries.

Then who will buy the oil?

Working from home is antisemitic, if everyone is working from their home why would companies rent office space from my cousins upstate, oy vey

Basically, and you also have to lose time and money in public transportation or via your own car.

Based hungry man

I wish I was in the US to experience the exquisite TV dinner cuisine

In burgerland the infrastructure is too bad for it, can't work from home when you're getting 1 mbps down

monday - eat edibles when I wakeup and start drinking and shitpost in bed all day

tuesday- wake up and panic about money so keep my clients happy by doing some work

wednesday- eat edibles when I wakeup and start drinking and shitpost in bed all day

thursday - chug a ton of water and do some half ass exercises and clean my place

friday- put on my PPE to buy more booze and edibles

it's the life desu

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im a neet i work from home since 2014

middle managers need their paychecks too bro :^)

>whole world basically shifts to telecommuting overnight
This has the potential to be REALLY bad.

Think back to the mid 2000s. "internet connected pocket size computers for everyone will be a great idea!", yeah look how that turned out.
A global "work from home" attitude could have devastating consequences on tech/society, maybe even in ways we can't even imagine yet.
>mandatory home surveillance to prevent corporate espionage, or "encourage productivity"
>no boundary between personal and work devices, all must comply with company regulations
>some kind of mandatory biometric authentication ID system for "security reasons"

I've been WFH for like 13 years now, spoiled and comfy.

So much for those slanted toilets.

70% of jobs are bullshit jobs, practically adult daycare to protect the one's who do all the work from groups of marauders on the way home.

checked. i mean, really doesn't this seamless transition to not working demonstrate how absolutely utterly useless the npc goyim are?

Dont fix what isnt broken. If I was working from home seriously I would have to build an office. Just to make a mental trigger. Otherwise I would be lazy as fuck.

because the primary purpose of modern jobs is to be a daycare so people don't get together and start cutting off heads
if your job doesn't leave you drained at the end of the day it's not serving its purpose

There are certain people that will just fuck off. I bet most of them currently since most are not use to having to work from home.

Fucking true.

Turns out, people are more productive when they work from home.

We are going to destroy the economy if we keep this up for into May. But ya a good number are just padding. I could probably replace 40% of jobs with shitty scripts.

Still its a product of old companies. Its hard for them to change. After a certain point death and rebirth of companies is required. But since the US is big on corporate welfare for decades it is avoided.

I was doing it. I haven't worn anything but pjs in over a year

Some people maybe even alot of the younger ones but the older ones are set in their ways and I doubt you would get more productivity then you would lose.

>mandatory home surveillance to prevent corporate espionage, or "encourage productivity"
>no boundary between personal and work devices, all must comply with company regulations
>some kind of mandatory biometric authentication ID system for "security reasons"
This is scary, guys. My home is supposed to be comfy.

Goyim work harder if they have managers glaring down their shoulders and tilted toilets to keep them out of the bathroom.

Because there are too many people who don't work unless someone is watching them every minute.

How else was management going to unproductively lord over you?

The social/networking aspect takes a big hit.

You wanna keep making shit up boomer? You fuck around in your office all day so you think everyone else does jack shit. Any business that hires lazy employees is cutting corners with bad HR or has shitty boomer work culture anyways and deserve the losses

They get their work done, what they don't do is "work" just to look busy.

Not me niggerrrrrr
-t. Guy who has smoked weed all day err day since this shit got weird

>we will keep most of people remote even after the crisis
Based and remotepilled. So many office jobs just do not need to be in an office. In my prior job, I was in California and every single person I worked with was either on the East Coast of the Midwest. There was no need to keep me in the office, but the company was a dinosaur so I was assigned a cubicle.

Right, but you don't have a job to be productive at.

> large house
>full finished basement complete with comfy furniture and full bathroom, large tv, ect
>rushed together a home office set up. 1gb fiber connection, 5 monitors driven by 2 computer. 3 for work and 2 for shitposting on /k/ all day.
>spend all day lurking and talking to boomers about their investments
>still as productive as normal , and more productive than my teammates (also normal )

this shit is dope. my current goal is to make it permanent.

its true some fags cant be trusted, but i work in investment sales so the proof is in the pudding. slackers and shitheels don't pull in dollars. the whole thing self-regulates.

technology can solve those productivity problems i think. its a little Orwellian but shit like mandatory web cams, pairing workstations to GPS enabled smartphones, and the normal corporate spyware already in use should be plenty to police remote work slackers.

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i'm an interpreter at a company that manages fortune 500 futures and i worked at a cubicle until this based pandemic started. they have us on WFH and some people have started asking why we have to be in the office at all, our middle manager just said "im sure the company has its reasons". you could smell the sweat and anxiety peeling even from the text.

shekelburg wants you miserable and exhausted so you can never find a better job. also
this. it's all a fucking racket.

My job uses a program that takes screenshots every few minutes, I don't think my boss ever checks I forget to turn it on half the time. At the end of the day as long as the work gets done, nobody complains

This is why you make a dedicated home office area or room

the eternal boomer
hates his wife and kids
doesn't know how to use a PC
likes being a useless narcissist
this is why you have to turn up at some disgusting open office full of dickheads

if they dont work, fire them. what's the fucking problem?
as if boomers do anything at work other than hinder people and pester IT all day about why they can't access their email.
fuck cubicles. nothing more degrading than being forced into a 2 hour each way commute to sit in some ice-cold grey cube all day sniffing the farts of your obese cretin coworkers and drinking shitty coffee to pass the time.