The Timeless Are Disrupted

There are reports of timelines crossing, bleeding into and disrupting each other. See pic for example.

Have you noticed that time seems to be slowing down? Like last week seems to be like a thousand years ago? This may be related to the timeline disruptions.

My sources have confided in me that the aliens are already here and will make their presence know in a dramatic way by the end of the year. Ever want to see a UFO with your own eyes? Take a look at the sky tonight and look for a star that seems lower than it should be. Report back here what you saw.

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That's hilarious.

cute kots

So he stole someone’s cat ?

that's pretty god damn funny

Thats uncanny

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>timelines crossing
if time/space is subjective to the individual then how do we all experience the same time dilation effect while timelines intersect simultaneously

Those are some cute kitterinos, OP.

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cute kots

Venus is brighter and larger than I have ever seen. Not sure if related.

We are here with you.

Venus is bright in early April.

Take your meds.
SAGED

It was the drawn pornographers, wasn't it? They were the ones who molested me and then stalked me when I defended myself against sexual abuses. The ones who raped my privacy and decided that I was dead to them because I might possibly figure out who the perpetrators were.

And they found me by going on a pedo hunt, didn't they? They were "protecting their kids" when I am a bona fide soul with a grudge against what they're protecting for themselves the right to do to people.

>massive internal debate on if i do or do not want this same thing to happen with my wife.

Thy aren't even identical. Very similar but they have slightly different markings.

This. Stoned hippie OP went to the wrong board, /x/ is around the corner. Also sage.

I'm the equivalent of a system administrator to your reality, there are 12 of us in total. We've been basically on vacation since 2012. Just letting the system run on its own. The reason is that this reality closed itself off from the time space continuum on 9/11 at which point we just decided, what's the point in maintaining order. We've decided to see how you humans let things play out. This is third time humanity has pulled this shit, first on mars and before that venus. Your ancestors foolishly took in refugees then too and they've corrupted everything while remaining hidden from your waking gaze. You're far too gullible a species for your own good.

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Call me a faggot, but I'd totally do that with myself. Nobody knows better what I like...

Cute cats.

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It's the beginning of something...

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If anything this whole thing has been flying by. Last month seems like yesterday. Op is an idiot.

Fuck you project bluebeam shill

Because we are part of the same individual

Degenerate art can be used as a lure to draw out the guilty, but I wasn't guilty in any relevant sense when I wandered in as a no-human-attractions adolescent. I was trusting, and I'd been taught things that made me inclined to take high sex-positivity seriously as a position of presumptive.

And now I'm a "living weapon" against a breeder tribe of leftists, aren't I? All because their vigilante infiltrationism won't let them admit that they've been committing crimes, making mistakes, and destroying their legacies. I have the accusation in my corner that people aren't evil for never giving up, and the POV that includes reason to be sure.

Do I finally have it this time? Have I at last figured out what the real genesis of the game of let's-molest-the-naive-nerd was?

I still don't want anyone dead, but I still do want clarity. It's part of why I don't want anyone dead. I know people can't punch their way to truth. I also know sometimes they can think their way to it.

That's normal this time of year. It gets bright again in the fall I think?

>Like last week seems to be like a thousand years ago?
January and February went by super slow.

Bump only because cats and that one day we will see Yas Forums withough porn.

>Like last week seems to be like a thousand years ago
I felt the same way when I was 15

Homo fecundus is corrupt, I believe. Human futures really are going to trend towards pedophilia, because the honest don't breed much if at all, while the corrupted network amongst each other and reproduce the compliant at the expense of the honest.

His cat gave so little of a shit about him that he mistook a strangers cat for his own, this is why only cucks own cats they just want a dependant who doesn’t care about them at all.

the picture is cute though
ty OP

have sex incel

I wonder what technologies will be used to acculturate pedophilia. If it will even be possible. I don't think corrupt people can get humanity into a stable orbit. They're not super-intelligent; they're just degenerate eugenicists after all.

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Time seems like its slowing down because we are bored af with nothing to do.

Time is slowing down because society is grinding to a halt. It's all over, and there is no going back to normal.

D4C is attacking!

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I've observed Venus for decades, and I've never seen it as bright as its been this week in the evening.

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Every time we sleep our souls travel through the edge of creation. When we wake we “hopefully” return to the right timeline. CERN’s powered to keep unenlightened people in a timeline where everyone is dependent on the government. A true world peace, it’s admirable at face value. You don’t have to be religious or spiritual just focus on yourself anons, we’re all going to make it.

I would rather say that's uncatty

Does that mean I can get some 14 year old cunny

Based schizo cute catposter

Plot twist: neither are his :^3

#MAGAwithDACA

Time is slowing for you to have enough to kill all jews before kali yuga, but americans are to stupid and they didn't get the message

omg we made similar replies in the same minute, like the doppelganger cat...maybe its true!

This. Dumb boomer who thinks an animal is just as disposable as their child and didn’t actually know the creature. Cats have personalities, like dogs, and if this dude is just feeding and watering it he wouldn’t know.

Again, I repeat; dumb fucking boomer.

Yes, that's obviously the joke..

joke?

...ha ha I get it now, very good.

Can confirm. I had the same kind of weird dreams that often happen when they use the looking-glass; this morning / last night, in which i was aware that i was "spectating" myself in a different world or dimension. Like things were bleeding through and i was able to peek inside this other place. Things were mostly the same, but there were noticeable differences between my station in life, my friends, and how i perceived things in this other space. This happens a few times a month, sometimes i'm in the different space... and other times i'm dreaming i'm here in this one, and its things that have yet to happen, which when they do, trigger a dejavu, its usually words that people or I say that stick out as the "marker" or "way point".

get a life

The cat on the left the white on his chest is clearly unbroken unlike the cat on the right.
The timelines havent fucked up OP is just a retard. Now back to watching my Bernstein bears childrens books....

its not the same cat though

one has a white mark and a white chin

one has no mark and a black chin

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It’s berenstain bears you retard

I have a life. Im going to a restaurant later followed by the club after with friends. Wanna come?

you had a dream

maybe your subconscious realized you are a layabout retard and tried to stimulate itself so it wouldn't get brain damage

so now you have a false sense of purpose

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I believe that Hillary actually won the election but someone from the future was sent back to make sure Trump won. Now we are sort of still experiencing some of the things from the other time line. Its possible that originally Syria was supposed to be attacked and this triggered ww3 with Russia and China. Perhaps Bernie Sanders was planted 40 years ago as a seed.

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Just take your fucking pills man.

NO NOT THE HECKIN MIRROR UNIVERSE CATERINOS

I want to break into that house, tie up the owner, cage the cat, then just cover it in gas and burn the thing in front of them then piss in their face.

Who the fuck paints their god damn cat?

Get the fuck off /pol, and back to /x you go!

Yes, this last weekend felt so long it was hard to return to work and I barely remember what I did last week.

Man, stop doing lsd.

Maybe it's best you don't reenter society after this mandatory quarantine is over, subhuman.