/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3047

NOOOOOOOOOOO DONT CALL ME A NEGRO

>pregnancy
by me.

post more Corona-chan pics pls

BREAKING
Boris Johnson's condition 'improving' - Sunak
The prime minister remains in intensive care "where his condition is improving", Chancellor Rishi Sunak says.

"He has been sitting up in bed and engaging positively with the clinical team," he adds.

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TAIWAN NUMBAH WAN

>Japan and America calling out WHO for being chink shills

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YES, CAT CAN BE INFECTED.
STILL NO EVIDENCE OF THEM INFECTING HUMANS (YET)

WE DID IT REDDIT, WE BROKE TED

i don't. fuck that nigger.

Link?

TAIWAN MOST BASED COUNTRY

kek

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STOP CALLING ME A NIGGER STOP CALLING FOR ME DEATH STOP CALLING ME A CHINK SLAVE

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That hack deserves nothing short of eternal suffering. Corrupt fucker sacrificed humanity for monetary gains

I am sure if he was improving he would be giving some sort of video message. I have high doubts that he is doing well right now.

Post-hospital Coronacaust kvetching from Holohoax survivor.

youtube.com/watch?v=WO7KErCDS8g

On a long enough timeline: 100%
That's no joke either. Seems you can't actually get immune after all so this is it for humanity

Corona's almost at the optimal female weight.

Tedros talked about so long about being assblasted by being called a NEGRO that i completely forgot what they asked him in the first place

I don't know why hearing him say "I AM NEGRO" was so fucking hilarious for me

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I was the misled fucking fool that replied "Pregnancy for shits and giggles," a nd I got a fucking 222. My mistakes are my own burden to carry.

shut the fuck up i will litrally kill myself when a supervolcano explodes its massive shit on top of a wuhan superflu

lmao, if someones pet DID infect somebody they would count it as community spread, we are FAAAAR away from them looking at that as a vector

DON'T CALL ME A NEGROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

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uh um uh um uh um uh um

>S L A M M E D

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>only 13k deaths in 4 months
>more people have commited suicide in the last 4 months
>we don't ban guns
source: the cdc

all i got is that the negro fears the ladyboys

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If he is intesive care he probably usinga ventilator or at least there would be something on him so he wouldnt be able to sit ...

I don't know how anyone can listen to that Jew bitch and whine. I turned it off after a few moments of nonsense

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SKY NEWS CALLING HIM OUT ON BEING A CHINK WORKSHIPPER
>SKY NEWS CALLING HIM OUT ON BEING A CHINK WORKSHIPPER
SKY NEWS CALLING HIM OUT ON BEING A CHINK WORKSHIPPER
>SKY NEWS CALLING HIM OUT ON BEING A CHINK WORKSHIPPER

That's Thailand, not Taiwan.

why? that's literally the best happening possible.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 404,981 (13,007) Spain 146,690 (14,673) Italy 139,422 (17,669) Germany 109,329 (2,096) France 109,069 (10,328) China 81,802 (3,333) Iran 64,586 (3,993) United Kingdom 60,733 (7,097) Turkey 34,109 (725) Belgium 23,403 (2,240) Switzerland 23,248 (893) Netherlands 20,549 (2,248) Canada 18,479 (402) Brazil 14,152 (699) Portugal 13,141 (380) Austria 12,916 (273) South Korea 10,384 (200) Israel 9,404 (72) Russia 8,672 (63) Sweden 8,419 (687) Norway 6,086 (93) Australia 6,013 (50) India 5,749 (164) Ireland 5,709 (210) Chile 5,546 (48) Denmark 5,386 (218) Czech Republic 5,221 (99) Poland 5,000 (136) Romania 4,761 (215) Japan 4,257 (93) Pakistan 4,196 (60) Malaysia 4,119 (65) Ecuador 3,995 (220) Philippines 3,870 (182) Saudi Arabia 3,122 (41) Luxembourg 3,034 (46) Indonesia 2,956 (240) Peru 2,954 (107) Mexico 2,785 (141) Serbia 2,666 (65) United Arab Emirates 2,659 (12) Finland 2,487 (40) Thailand 2,369 (30) Panama 2,249 (59) Qatar 2,210 (6)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +4,646 (+166) Spain +4,748 (+628) Italy +3,836 (+542) Germany +1,666 (+80) China +62 (+2) Iran +1,997 (+121) United Kingdom +5,491 (+938) Belgium +1,209 (+205) Switzerland +995 (+72) Netherlands +969 (+147) Canada +582 (+21) Brazil +118 (+13) Portugal +699 (+35) Austria +277 (+30) South Korea +53 (+8) Israel +156 (+7) Russia +1,175 (+5) Sweden +726 (+96) Norway (+4) Australia +25 (+1) India +398 (+4) Chile +430 (+5) Denmark +315 (+15) Czech Republic +204 (+11) Poland +152 (+7) Romania +344 (+18) Pakistan +161 (+3) Malaysia +156 (+2) Philippines +106 (+5) Luxembourg +64 (+2) Indonesia +218 (+19) Mexico +346 (+16) Serbia +219 (+4) Finland +179 (+6) Thailand +111 (+3) Panama +149 (+4) Dominican Republic +155 (+10) Greece +52 (+2) Argentina (+2) Ukraine +206 (+7) Algeria +104 (+12) Croatia +61 (+1) Morocco +58 (+1) Iraq +80 (+4) Estonia +36 (+3)…

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It was about trump, then he ran on about how he doesn't care about personal attacks...for 5 mimutes

wtf is tedros talking about lmao

>Only boomers consistently dying.
>1 lock down month was enough to half Italian numbers
> slightly worst than a bad flu
> unlike any other disease that media didn't gave a shit about, medias are trying to make people paranoid
> 1, 5 milliom of people infected on 7 billions
> less than 100.000 death on 7 billions

hey goyim, you see how bad coronavirus was? Just let me strip you of your privacy and your possibility to gather for protest or anything like that, you don't want bad bad flu to come back, right ?

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OH NO
STORY TIME WITH TEDROS

HAHAHAHA

WHO IS DONE AFTER THIS VIRUS.

>cuck island

Look another General for deranged delusional virgins! This happening is truly over you incels, even a third world country like Italy managed to flatten the curve with little to no effort, time to go back to work

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Corona has claimed its biggest victim

>The Jewish Chronicle and Jewish News to go into liquidation

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52215353

What the hell happening in Sky News, they've been based these last days

/IDPC/ race update Georgia with absolutely rookie numbers today, don't know if they do a multiple per day but what a disappointment. NJ numbers in 35, let's see if they burned a couple more nursing homes to inflate their numbers.

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wtf is this nigger rambling about?

Hey I am late to the stream, is Tedros mad, if so, why is he mad for?

KEK ISLAND

ASGDHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHFHFDHDHJJHFGJHFHGFHHJGGHHGHGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Granpa Tedros' storytime again
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>"I WILL SHOW HOW MUCH I DONT CARE BY GOING ON A TANGENT FOR 15 MINUTES"

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>cuck island

I CANT MAN

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HE IS THE COOK

fuck having another toba catastrophe

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SOME IRRELEVANT STORY FOR 15 YEARS
>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SOME IRRELEVANT STORY FOR 15 YEARS
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SOME IRRELEVANT STORY FOR 15 YEARS
>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SOME IRRELEVANT STORY FOR 15 YEARS
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SOME IRRELEVANT STORY FOR 15 YEARS
>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SOME IRRELEVANT STORY FOR 15 YEARS
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SOME IRRELEVANT STORY FOR 15 YEARS
>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SOME IRRELEVANT STORY FOR 15 YEARS
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SOME IRRELEVANT STORY FOR 15 YEARS
>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SOME IRRELEVANT STORY FOR 15 YEARS

nearly 1000 new deaths in the UK today

Spook Island

lost

I'll do it one more time.

Suspicion of employee infection delays launch of "Shonen Jump"

Shueisha is suspected of infecting a new coronavirus on the 8th in a 40-year-old employee of the manga magazine "Weekly Shonen Jump"
The entire editorial work has been suspended, and the release of the magazine No. 21, which was scheduled for the 20th, has been announced to be postponed for one week.

By the way, "Shonen Jump"
"Dragon Ball" and "One Piece" serialized,
The most famous weekly manga magazine in Japan.

Source is "KYODO"
headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20200408-00000099-kyodonews-cul

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Already? Jesus Christ.

Someone should make a bingo board with things this guy says
>negro

Disaster for the WHO.
How can they recover?

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Do you feel that Germany? Those are the drumbeats of war.
China is fucked and this is the first stage of getting the public angry.

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>KEK ISLAND
>KEK ISLAND
>KEK ISLAND
>KEK ISLAND
>KEK ISLAND

I love you corona-chan please take my virginity

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>the only system of value I understand is sex
must be a roastie

>10k population on cuck island
How long until Corona starts killing that daily

by stop licking china ass

COCK ISLAND
>COCK ISLAND
COCK ISLAND
>COCK ISLAND
COCK ISLAND
>COCK ISLAND
COCK ISLAND
>COCK ISLAND
COCK ISLAND
>COCK ISLAND
COCK ISLAND
>COCK ISLAND

cook ilan

i know 2 mil is supposed to be pregnant, but i think tentacles would also be awesome.

>waaah covid19 (political correct term!) is causing more racism against the chinese waaah
good! i never liked the fuckers! dog munching, insect cannibalising, baby eating, bad driving, communist bug hivemind PIECES OF SHIT!

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I prophecy disaster, and then i count the cost.
I shine but shining dying, i know that i am almost lost.

What is that?

542 new death today in Italy, very good number.

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Did you even get to the part about the beating? Or the Nazi comparison? You missed some great stuff!

good. one less globoboomer money pit organization.

how the fuck does that even happen? even the most lowly chronically ill alcoholic hobos i know take better care of themselves.

so it's not as bad as we thought right? seems like the media is starting to walk back the hype they've been building. just turned on CNN and the story is 'New Estimates Show Lower Death Toll, Less Hospitalizations'

are they just trying to reduce panic or is the forecast actually looking better? last time i really looked at the numbers, millions of deaths seemed unavoidable, but i haven't continued seeing more pants shitting numbers.

what gives, /cvg/?

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I want to wake up in a city
That never sleeps
And find I'm a number one
Top of the list
King of the hill
A number one

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I've checked my stocks. Should have enough food for a month.

Remember. You don't need a license to fish unless you're Irish.

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Next update's coming at 1.5mil, according to Drawfriend.

Checked, can't wait to see her swollen and pregnant with some unholy human/virus/anime spawn.

Hopefully we can reach 25 million and have her give birth or something.

time for mangakas do their own and publish digital only

>COCK ISLAND WILL TELL YOU LOADS AND LOADS
COCK ISLAND WILL TELL YOU LOADS AND LOADS
>COCK ISLAND WILL TELL YOU LOADS AND LOADS
COCK ISLAND WILL TELL YOU LOADS AND LOADS

>cuck island
>x transmission not confirmed

praise be Corona-kami

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Hahahaha, this press conference is comedy gold.

The fuck was she trying to do? She reached for door like she was gonna close it but sticks leg out? Why? Someone explain chink brain

i want to visit cock island

>cuck island
>hopes it tells you loads and loads
Jesus christ

fuckosing on da ishues

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-100%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-88%) Dubai (-93%) Moscow (-86%) Rome (-79%) Milan (-80%) Berlin (-46%) Munich (-66%) Brussels (-75%) Paris (-88%) Madrid (-47%) Barcelona (-80%) London (-77%) Johannesburg (-80%) Sao Paulo (-70%) Buenos Aires (-68%) New York (-87%) Washington (-76%) Miami (-81%) Toronto (-77%) Chicago (-90%) Houston (-77%) Mexico City (-78%) Los Angeles (-96%) Seattle (-93%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+2.75%) Germany (+1.64%) France (+0.16%) United Kingdom (-0.18%) Italy (+1.46%) Switzerland (+1.18%) Spain (-0.57%) Austria (-1.16%) Poland (-1.68%) Netherlands (+0.43%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+1.41%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+1.86%) Japan (+0.15%) Hong Kong (-1.30%) China (-1.03%) Australia (+0.64%) Singapore (-0.56%) India (-0.08%) South Korea (-0.73%) Taiwan (-0.05%) South Africa (-1.73%)

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Kill yourself you absolute degenerate

youtube.com/watch?v=dppDPXgGhnE
Setting sun deals hands of gold
There's velvet eyes in Mexico
Just a fall away
And all she said was true
Speak in tongues, speak in lies
Drooling livers, born to die
It's a wonder that those guns
Don't point at you

Keep sayin, go on
Keep sayin, go on
Keep sayin, you won't live forever

Point and shoot
I know just what you mean
In a world that's
Full of shit and gasoline, baby
One dog's dead one's on the phone
Just leave a lung or leave it alone
It's that same on song again
I hate it cause it's true

Keep sayin, go on
Keep sayin, go on
Keep sayin, you won't live forever

I'm sure if the dragon ball manga is like the anime, I won't be missing anything.

wtf how? hobo with mental illness?

Sooooo now what Italy? Stay locked in forever?

He snapped, literally gone insane. The organization tasked with the health of the world is led by a mad commie negro.

>50% of corona deaths in Italy are people over 80 years of age.

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Very good number. Tremendous number. One of the best numbers I've seen and let me tell you, I've seen them all.

i don't see that as a bad thing.
reminder that chinese products are shit and no one should buy them.

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No RNA virus has a permanent vaccine. RNA viruses will always be one step ahead of vaccinations. There are now and will soon be so many people that are infected with Covid-19 that the number of strains in circulation will btfo researcher's attempts to vaccinate against it. Globalism, reliance on international trade and the ease of travel in these modern times is an unprecedented variable nobody seems to be taking account of. We are finished bros.
>Source: sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0264410X05009163

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More dead chink videos please I'm enjoying these alot

Kek

So is he just not going to answer the question about why infection and death rates are so different between China and the rest of the world?
Fucking kek
boosh fire, hehehe

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Good thing I still have my gook comics

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does this mean the curve is basically flattened? that's disappointing

NO! Not my heckin One Piecerino

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>WE'LL HAVE MORE SURPRISES
>WE'LL HAVE MORE SURPRISES
>WE'LL HAVE MORE SURPRISES
>WE'LL HAVE MORE SURPRISES
>WE'LL HAVE MORE SURPRISES

I channeled all my energy to Corona-chan in the beginning, but lost some faith when the inhuman chinks started containing her.
Now, however, she's bigger and badder than ever, wrecking havoc with new hotspots popping up left and right.

May I rejoin the death cult and celebrate our savior once again here?

werent some boomer suit motherfuckers in america trying to pass a bill in march that makes data encryption illegal? what ever happened to that

Dude is literally a Mugabe apologist. That should tell you everything about his loyalties.

IS HE ANSWERING A QUESTION HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

Now we go for the herd tactic.

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Nice digits incel but it doesn't change the fact that I'm 100% right on this one: if a third world collapsing country like Italy got out of this just fine, imagine the wonders that first world countries will do!

>gooks reopen everything
>new wave
>europe and usa fix everything
>gooks come back
>infect everybody and quarantine gookland
>rinse and repeat

epicentro.iss.it/en/coronavirus/bollettino/Infografica_8aprile ENG.pdf

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So from what i gathered the head of the WHO snapped and is crying about taiwan?
Is anyone going to trust the WHO after this?

Actually got me speechless

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no, the past 24 hours
still bad

They'll ping pong ching chong back and forth every 2 weeks, first it's the flu, then blumpf isn't doing enough to stop this deadly virus, then it's just a few old people in the hospital and some people in Washington and CA, then NYC is breaking down and bodies are piling up.

Then it's not AS bad as we thought, the day deaths are fucking spiking; this narrative will continue until maybe 4/20 and then shit will probably get worse as they start to relax lockdowns or riots happen

HAHAHA good luck.

Where was that info from?

Are we going to get 8888?