Yas Forums will defend this

Yas Forums will defend this

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no its totally fucked up, companies are not buying your time they are contracting you to do a specific job. I had a couple jobs in life where they tried to instigate busy work for what little downtime. I said fuck you, dont own the minutes of my life just the tasks hired for and walked out.

I wont. I'd never work for a company that didn't allow me 15 minutes of comfortable privacy when I need to fucking shit.

Hahaha heah ok. (((they))) tried pay toilets in America, people just shit on the floor. t. old as fuck

Ps show flag meme shill

Companies are allowed to do whatever they like on their own property. Isn't that why internet censorship is acceptable?
If not, why is this case different?

There's a lazy fat fuck at my job that does this, I'm actually hoping we get one of these toilets so he can't slack off while everyone else works.

I've had people sleep or smoke on the shitter, they go in, stay away for half and hour or two hours, doing God knows what and then come out either rested or giggeling.

This would violate ADA, it's never happening.

So now you get some thigh training whilst you poop and browse your phone for 15 minutes.

And people are complaining why?

Nice try but I'll come with an underseat wedge to elevate the seat back to horizontal again.

Imagine being this much of a greedy kike...I mean you don't have to since you are a greedy kike but normal people will have to imagine it

I defend this

For that shit wage you bet I'm not going to work my ass off. I used to work in production plant where I'd make my entire monthly pay's worth in 20 minutes, the remaining ~639 hours and 40 minutes was pure profit for the employer

Hi pajeet how is the convenience store

ooooooh waaaagie, get to fucking work and dont take too long when you shit. waaaahie is your ass asleep yet?
>t.neet

>spending 15 minutes to take a dump

Do people really do this? Don't you get sore wiping the dry shit from your ass?

slip hazard, I hope everyone who installs these enjoys losing millions from slip and falls

Don't work in an office, simple as.

OHHH GOD!!! THINK OF THE POOR BOSSERINOS!!!!! GOTTA PROTECC THEIR HECKIN GOLD PARACHUTES!!!!

>not illegal
The ADA is a law

He is smart and you stupid user

Not a poo, but they are on to something. Something about squatting and pooping awakens the noble savage within me.

Well shit I miscaclculated horribly because I mistakenly multiplied by the number of weeks twice. I meant 159 hours and 40 minutes

Based Pole knows what's up

It’s to stop slackers from sitting down and being on their phones for 15 mins and pushing off work to others.

Better for beating my meat

Now it is going to take me 2 hours to shit. Usually to get shit coming out of me takes a minimum of 5-10 minutes.Given that it takes me about 30 minutes to shit usually. Hope these companies are ready for me to sit for 5 minutes. Then stand for 5, then sit for 5, rinse and repeat. They honestly probably quadrupled my shit time.

Lots of things like this have happened in history as well. "Oh its a good idea to do [thing x] to make our employees do more work." or "Oh if we do [thing y] our customers will buy more" just to have it back fire in their faces.

Just look at that day care that did something very similar: They started charging their customers a 5 dollar late fee, because they were having to leave two staff member over by about an hour every day. Soon enough every single employee was needed because everyone was leaving their kids for 3-4 hours late because "I'm paying for it." Then when they took it away the perception that they were getting a deal made it even worse. It literally shut the business down because they were paying minimum wage (7.25 an hour) to like 6 employees at about 50 hours per person a week. Became paying 7.25 an hour to 6 employees every day for 75 hours a week. When the business said it would be 5 dollars per hour, every hour you were late, people walked away.

i could never work in manufacturing. i'd have a constant mental battle with greedy kike owners and lazy fatfuck union reps.

Alright well if you feel that this violates the ADA then you should take this matter to the courts, not whine on Yas Forums with a slide thread that's been posted by /leftypol/ spammers a million times already.

I work with a twat who likes to fuck off for "toilet breaks" for 20 minutes at a time. He's so fucking retarded that I work better when I'm not supervising him (which is not my job), so it's not a great loss, but I'd still want these installed just to fuck with him.

>Yas Forums will defend this
>Memeflaggot
>Old picture posted a couple hundeed times before
>1 post by this ID
Sage and hide slide threads.

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This is nightmare for me.
Ia also can't understand the rational behind it, we introverts are the most productive, we don't spend time on chatting

Just sit on it while facing the wall.

>all these Yas Forums incels cucking out to their corporate overlords
the ABSOLUTE STATE of this board. what's next, you gonna let bossman fuck your girlfriend? TOPKEK
>inb4 some faggot who started posting in 2016 tells me about le hard work and how im "lazy"

Fucking power hungry greedy Scrooge like employers like yourself is why employees unionize. Your a dictatorship a slave lord. You don’t give a fuck how dangerous our jobs are not how back breaking you just sit at your desk, tell us all to work, then play on YOUR phone in your closed office door all day while we produce your millions of shekels and your cozy retirement while we live paycheck to paycheck and have zero retirement.
Yes I’ll shit and browse /pol for 20 minutes at the beginning and the end of my shift. It doesn’t take away your cozy existance

We have a winner.

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>people think I sit in the bathroom because I'm lazy
>i have intestine problems and have to be in there often

Feels bad

>they are contracting you to do a specific job.
Not really.

>MANLETS BTFO

I actually never shit in work unless I get sick (I remember maybe 3 times in last 5 years?), because I find it generally uncomfortable to shit in more public places like that, and even when I'm visiting someone and it's not a stay longer than a day or I don't feel super pressed, I just wait till I'm back home.
This tho, this is a challenge. Five minutes you say, we will see, I will make that toilet my bitch. That little slut will gobble my shits like it's a treat of heavens.

>cucking out to their corporate overlords
don't these /leftypol/ raid faggots understand that when you force a meme it has the opposite effect that you intend?

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With this kind of attitude all you’ll earn from life is 20 extra minutes to shit

>anti hemorrhoid seat
Bad how?

>this
How is someone without legs or a broken leg supposed to use this. Don’t to mention people who need to sit for longer like people with IBS or hemroids. No inspector would allow these.

You brought this on yourself, wagie.

>t. just got done deepthroating Chaim under his mahogany desk

Whatever, i'm still gonna pee all over the seat

Yep well I don’t live a life of opportunity. I’ll take my 20 extra minutes to shit and learn to be happy with that.

built

He is geetting paid whether he does it or not, wtf are you on about?
He is not doing anything he is passionate about nor is he trying to suck up to his boss so why should he put in extra effort?

Hostile architecture is my favorite late state capitalism meme.
I think it was France that recently got new metro seats, such that you can't actually sit on them, you just lean on them. To prevent loitering in the metro.

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We should just beat the loiterers, that would solve the problem quickly.
We would be able to enjoy comfortable seats and clean spaces too.

Because as the boss. When raises and such roll around people who are bad employees don’t get promotions. People who hide in the bathroom are bad employees

Checkmate, boss.

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Ho sits/shits in wcs at the workplace, though?

I would just shit right on the floor and smear it all over the walls

>every business is inherently evil
>PLEASE MR BUSINESS MAN GIVE ME SOME MONEY I NEED TO EAT

cant wait to sue whoever installs this at my job for discrimination against those with bowel/stomach issues.

i have IBS-C, GERD, and inflamatory bowel issues.

if they install this, i have an episode, and struggle to pass a """movement""", im suing a company for all their money and my medical fees.

Problem solved, stop crying

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these will be straight up made illegal.

Not a 15 min shitter, but sometimes I need to sit longer than 5 minutes.
Either there is still something left that wants out and when you wipe, you smear your asshole even more.
Or sometimes it is just too wet. And if you dont have wet wipes, you will just sore your little rossebud.
It depends on eating if you just need 5 minutees or longer.

>the remaining ~639 hours and 40 minutes was pure profit for the employer
Imagine being this much of a retard

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>americans can't rest squatting

The three biggest goals of hostile architecture seem to be, in this order:
>prevent homeless from sleeping there
>prevent skateboarders from using rail/edge
>prevent teenagers from gathering there
Everything else is collateral damage. But of course it would be bad for business to straight up kick the homeless off, so instead you subtly suggest to them to leave... by installing metal spikes lmao

I just love the absurdity.

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I would just shit on the floor next to it.

I operate at a higher state of consciousness.

You don't take a shit in that position, faggots

No wonder most of you are dying

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In a production plant I worked at (I'm this user, my IP might have changed ) I learned about two weeks after starting to work efficiently enough to be able to produce 3 or 4 more details a shift than the norm. So one day shift manager (guy was bro as fuck despite being my superior) comes up to me an hour or two before the end of shift and asks how's work going. So I tell him I already did norm and was about to make some more details. He said "user. When the employees productivity raises, plant manager's happiness raises, the respect raises, and the norm raises. The pay doesn't.". I spent the rest of the shift cozying up in a surveillance dead spot and learned to not rush with work ever again.

Nigga youd still have the same issue.

You fucking scrub.

no we will not

Lol whatever m8 I’ll just shit on the seat and sit the floor

I can't defend something that could injure workers or cause health issues. Capitalism needs small but necessary regulations obviously but communism is even worse than the most brutal form of capitalism.

in Berlin it costs a Euro to use a public toilet and no one shits on the floor.

only in USA are people floor shitters. so degen.

Here it could be. If this isnt a din norm, it will be seen as security or even harmfull to people.
I dont think that this is even allowed in the EU because of health damage or employee protection.

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> going to public toilet

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nope nothing good about it

I don't really like it, but what do I care? I refuse to shit in public

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What do you mean? I corrected my miscalculation, it was a simple mistake. I'm a simple man and I was never good at maths. That's why I only ever worked at production and never in accounting.

you okay? meds?

You mean those automatic boots? It's better to go to any of the million bars they got.