Brit/pol/ Charlie Dimmock Edition

>UK coronavirus death toll increases by 936 to 7,172 after deadliest day
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-britains-coronavirus-death-toll-21834235

>Coronavirus: Covid-19 detecting apps face teething problems
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52215290

>Jewish Chronicle and Jewish News to go into liquidation and staff to be laid off
theguardian.com/media/2020/apr/08/jewish-chronicle-and-jewish-news-to-be-liquidated-and-staff-laid-off

>Coronavirus: Bet365 boss Denise Coates donates £10m to NHS trust
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-52202762

>Coronavirus broke the jobs market. The data hints at a far bigger crisis
wired.co.uk/article/coronavirus-jobs-market

>Coronavirus: Essex crash driver went out because of 'lockdown boredom', say police
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-essex-crash-driver-went-out-because-of-lockdown-boredom-say-police-11970280

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slipped past the rozzers again for the tinny run. it's a jungle out there.

TORY MURDER

Sussex for first

First for Welsh Mountains

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OI how is Boris?

B&M are so fucking retarded, every day there is a 30 person queue outside and it takes 45 minutes to enter but when you get inside, there's only 3 or 4 people in there with you in this large store, only 2 out of 12 aisles actually have a person inside

They should sort themselves out and let at least 20 people in at a time, this means people who only need to buy one thing can be in and out in a second, making it faster for everyone.

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People wearing proper masks should be allowed into the stores without queuing

Oh I get it; I think Jezza Clarkson lives there lol
Yes, that is a good point, really
Hello :)

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for me its abella danger

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Holy based

How do la

>7172 deaths
>135 "recoveries"
it's not looking good.

Imagine shopping in B&M though.

>Buxton and Bakewell!

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wish you were a girl t b h

wtf lmao

honestly, 3 or 4 people at a time is far too many. this virus is so dangerous that they really should be deep cleaning the place after every single visitor.

yeah he lives here

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Sounds practical.

We are the worst country per capita in terms of recovery rates and testing.

shes fuming cos the black bird mogs her t b h

Quarantine is dull really; Spring is finally here and trees are getting greener by the day; they will soon bloom and the streets will be covered in white and pink flowers.
Why lol? Dee Dee
He is building a second Blenheim

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wish you weren't such a girl desu

fuckng bored

lol proper mogged

Dunno if he reads threads about himself but he literally lives less than 5min walk from my house kek.

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Its dull here too, nice weather atm tho, beer garden weather :/

Boris needs to fucking die or get better, I can't be arsed with the waiting. It honestly felt like Christmas Eve going to sleep on Monday night knowing that he might be dead in the morning

idk it'd be a lot more fun if you were

lol why?

hello boys

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skank

don't know just thort it was witty init

Is his house big?

for some reason I have an urge to drink milk ???

4 me it’s Miriam Leone

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i've got a proper mask, all it's done is make people avoid me. it's also uncomfortable and makes me sound like darth vader. also, the atmosphere in shops is unpleasant and awkward. everyone seems paranoid and aggressive and obsessive about social distancing. staff are up their own arses about how close you can be to them too.
shopping was already a miserable experience, but it's even worse now.

feels like we're in north korea

tubmaster (fat)

howdy

avon valleys nice

I get no Boris bucks so I don't care if the flabby cunt kicks it, but I'd not wish for him to die.

what a shit tattoo

>tattoos

You're probably not even a virgin.
Disgraceful.

Yes the weather is perfect here, too; go figure.

The city is so eerily empty, so strange, I am still not used to it at all
She is beautiful, really

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Ha! You’ve got gorlie legs. Do squats.

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hey, interested in meeting up? or more pics

incel detected

Just been to CoOp.
Fucking Eurowog farm workers flouting the rules.
Five of them pulled up in a beaten up ford Granada and piled in.

cute feet ruined by tat

no its just a shit tattoo and why the fuck would you want one on your feet

Report them to the feds.

Tempted to have a light drink, couple of beers, to lessen these withdrawal symptoms. I've gone completely cold turkey for close to two weeks and now my head is completely fucked. I'm worried that I'll end up wanting more after and that is the main thing holding me back. Maybe I should just suffer more.

Looks like she's mogged the wogs to me m8.

>ford Granada
Surprised there's any left on the road :o

this is hilarious

i can see your beard in the reflection on the tap

only because you're a racist incel

You're a wog who got mogged

The police won't touch them. You always see them drink driving and hanging around town centres drinking cheap lager and spitting all over the pavement.

the country was already divided and losing it's coherence and community but this is the final straw. i don't know why some people are saying this is a great opportunity for "the right" it literally isn't. there must be violence and chimping happening somewhere the tension is palpable like it's going to fucking explode if the shops run out of something like bog roll

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ditch booze, vape weed, let the healing begin

newfag

Got my letter from boris today lads

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This was in rough shape, no way it had an MOT.

I’ve got a tattoo too. Let’s have sex. I can keep you safe from corona Virus by locking you in the bathroom afterwards.
I assume you are shaking all day like a baby deer because if the virus and you need a big handsome stud like me to keep you spent and distracted???

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Haha the reflection lol

Same lad
Top piece of memorabilia this is like

What's wrong with it? It's very cheap and sells the same stuff as anywhere else. Imagine brand shaming people for being economically literate. 10 years from now you'll have saved nothing as you're preoccupied with status signalling.

wogfag

>tattoos
cringe

I hope he does. It'll be fun. Living through an event that hasn't happened in 150 years combined with the insurmountable butthurt the country would go through, watching the Tories tear eachother to shreds trying to posture themselves as the new leader, constantly blaming each other for every mistake

Thats what i thought, going to keep it

same, boys

lol I was queuing this morning and I suddenly thought 'this must be what bread lines under communism are like'.
Kids say real communism hasnt been tried but I tried it this morning.

What is this? Not watching some daft white talking

got mine 2 days ago, gonna keep it and hopefully sell it in 20 years

Got mine too, not opening it though.

Might be a local bias but the one here is always full of chavs and foreigners.

I didnt get a letter what does it say?

>the testicles reflecting off the bath taps

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Nah, I've been addicted to weed before and haven't touched that shit in 6 years and never will again. Makes me paranoid.

What year was it? They stopped making them 92-93 when the Mondeo came out.

if you opened it it's worthless

want to arseblast her kike mudhole

please get inside me, before the corona virus does

don't have a beard and i can prove it

INCEL INCEL INCEL ALERT

don't be mean please, I'm not a semite, nothing wrong with tats

I would say the fact that I have a baby boy is a bigger indication of me not being a virgin. but based on your writing, you are one

i like my slender body

nothing particularly revealing in the reflection

>American
cringe

What does Bozza say in his letter?

hello boys

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>imagine shopping in B&M though

when this was all starting to go to shit we went there to see if we could get some cheap supplies. they had no restrictions on what you could buy, so we got tonnes of bleach, canned fish etc (the same stuff you can get in any supermarket). meanwhile there was a 30 minute queue at the tesco across the road. dunno what it's like now though.

its peak

So what? If you're not a chav or a foreigner why does it matter? You're going there to buy stuff, not socialise or have fun.

Just the usual, stay at home apart from certain reasons, the government will help business, cauldron is a dick, all in this together, and a leaflet showing how to wash your hands

I think its the recent phenomenon on twitter, of black girls sperging out because a white girl got a tan.
Women are very insecure of course and so are black people so combine the two and you get a very angry insecure individual.

there's a deadly disease plaguing the earth and we all need to surrender our civil rights and trust government basically.

Lol cauldron, bless him

are you a tranny?

wish cauldron was a girl t b h

RIGHT LADS
About Boris t ballbag
*he currently has a 50/50 chance of survival
*when/if he goes on a respirator he has a 32% chance of surviving
*on ventilation the victim is suspended face down in an induced coma. A tube is inserted in down the neck.
*doctors say those who survive vent treatment have psychological problems, brain damage and lung damage.
And thems the facts as I can make them out.

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Didn't see.
I wish I had because you can check online now for the MOT.

alcohol addiction properly savaged me, weed saved me. sucks to be you. literally all drugs are shit except for weed in my experience, it's the only one with which i can sustain a near-constant habit and not end up in hospital.

hello bitches

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>And thems the facts as I can make them out.
you missed the most important one that nobody fucking cares

Good morning to you as well, sentient pair of legs in bathwater.

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that sunburn looks fucking painful babe

You're nothing special, please calm down and stop attention whoring. I would swipe left on those cellulite thighs. Go to the gym and start squatting, your legs are made of cottage chesse you ugly fat cow.

Anybody been stopped/fined/arrested under the Coronavirus act 2020, yet?

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For those of you who are @ home with their wives/girlfriends: are you having more or less sex than before the quarantine? Do you ever get bored of doing it?

Asking for scientific purposes

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