Marriage is a Trap

>be me
>sex almost every day before marriage
>get married
>maybe once a month, usually less
>no bj's, nothing for me, all attention on her
>not even naked
>now two kids
>not even kisses or hand holding

I was promised sex

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Women only use sex as a means to acquire resources. Marriage is to raise strong children. Raise your kids and find a hobby.

Then you deny women can enjoy sex in itself?

Jesus you're pathetic, no wonder why your wife doesn't want to touch you

>not having sex with other women

I really liked Married with Children as a kid.

Al never had sex either

Why would your wife fuck you when she has a perfectly fine bull every night

Brazilian cuck posting again.

Only with Chad. By marrying her you've signalled to her you are beta, good for resources only.

Marriage has root prefix MAR for a reason. Mar means impair or damage. You damage your life with marriage.

heeeeeeeeeee hehee

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That’s weird
I actually have more sex now that I’m married.

Well he was the one who didn’t want to. Which is so completely backwards vis a vis reality that it was a running gag. Did you ever watch the show?

>Al never had sex either
He never wanted it. He always got horny when Peggy was cleaning the house tho.

he didn't want it, at least not by his obnoxious wife. classic.

No, that's not what's happening
He has the mind set of "poor me, my wife won't even kiss me" women can pick up on that shit and HATE it. Literally dries out their hole. If he stopped caring and got all that shit out of his brain she wouldn't pick it up and might be willing to plow

He lived near black people. Every inexpensive big house in the US is either nigger central or central of nowhere.

Al didnt even like sex with his wife anymore

you're obviously giving her everything she wants and/or she no longer even considers the option that you could find someone else. get flirtatious with other women and treat your wife a little shitty sometimes. also don't be fat and sit on your ass watching screens all day, be involved in something, preferably something she can't be a part of

Chads don’t breed, betas do

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That's where you're wrong kiddo.

>marrying for sex

Lolwut? Made sense in the 19th century maybe, not now. It’s the easiest time in human history to get pussy. Literally download dating apps, talk shit for thirty minutes, plan a “date,” meet at bar, have a drink, bring girl home, fuck. If you’re not fucking new pussy regularly in [current year] you are either an incel or a fool.

Rape her

He wanted to fuck Kelly.

how much does a shoe salesman make nowadays?

Not if you are married to a man. Like me.

We have sex 4 times a week with multiple partners

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>If you’re not having sex you are an incel
Really opened my eyes there, user.

wouldn't you at that time?

Women are the gatekeepers of sex.
Men are the gatekeepers of commitment.

Loveless marriage is to men as pump-n-dumps are to women.
Cuckoldry is to men as rape is to women.

Have you talked to your wife about it, why doesn’t she want to have sex more often?

It's been a while

i am jack's total lack of surprise

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>Implying there's anything sexual about poopydick
You serve Satan

>By marrying her you've signalled to her you are beta,
what is this fucking evil recursive logic?

Maybe she prefers big black cock ?

Believable.

And stay tuned for today's afterschool special, "I drink because my father's a shoe salesman."

>what is this fucking evil
curious digits

>dozens of books and blogs about intersexual dynamics from men that have gone through this already
>OP reads none of them
never too late to start. Man am I glad for the internet.

>>now two kids
>>not even kisses or hand holding
That's just sad. Your kids deserve better than parents who don't love each other.

Have you talked to her or have you just posted green text on pol like a beta cuck who's afraid of confrontation?

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Sex is for procreation purposes only

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Why would a woman have continuous/more sex with you once she's married? That's it. That's her goal: to sex you until she's married. There's nothing more for her -- aside from a child, I suppose.

It's like a racehorse crossing the finish line. It's not going to keep running: that's it.

Not all women.
But a not insignificant portion of them.

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She's fucking someone else bro

Fucking leaf. It's role reverse. You have to watch the whole episode.

Fucking cunt leaving out the context.

It sucks to be you user.

>be me, 25 yo guy
>live with 27yo gf
>both quarantined, i do home office, she's resting
>everyday at 9am when i wake up to my desk, i get either a bj or a handjob and a forehead kiss
>everyday i pump my seed deep inside her
>not married because who the fuck gets married in current day and age

Not interested. Also physical toll of having children, but that doesn't explain lack of desire before children.

They do it for resources, liking it is a bonus.

Yes, I like to get herpies too.

>gay couple
>having sex with multiple dudes
I cannot express my lack of surprise

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I’d kiss you, suck on your fuck stick, hold your hand and hug and spoon you to sleep. Just don’t tell the mrs

>Just suck your roommate's dick, never procreate, and spread disease like us!

tell that bitch

Based wife swap swinging is the answer.
>go to nudist resorts
>have road trips to meet other couples
>only married couples
>only foursomes
>bi, str8, both bi

Happy happy life.

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fornication is incorrect

No AIDS plz

Nerd.

Honestly herpes isn’t that bad. My partner count is triple digits now and I’ve used condoms maybe for 1/3 of those. I don’t have any sores or anything on my dick and I’ve only had chlamydia twice, easily cured with one dose of antibiotics.

>maybe once a month, usually less
>now two kids
>not even kisses or hand holding
OP you are a cuck, and a retard for not seeing it. Get a paternity test, file a divorce and pull out your prenup so you can cut your losses as much as you can

Start fucking the baby sitter
Rape
Rape your wife
Do all three.
You should have all the sex you want.
Be creative!
Use your talents.

Dude. You're a faggot

With your own wife?

Thats your experience, maybe you should have invested in more than the carnal you cumbrained retard.

marriage isnt the same thing any more because western degeneracy and jewish consumer propaganda and education turns women into whores who dont give a fuck about their children or husbands and only care about themselves. To them they see children like a fashion accessory.

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Modern women are often comparing current relationships to previous relationships.
Previous relationships usually include those during the horniest periods in their lives with the most alpha possible Chads who are also during the horniest periods in their lives.
Literally nothing that follows is ever going to live up to this.
They still want commitment, and will use sex to secure this, but beyond that, they'd usually rather not.

Al was a embezzling from the store. Most episodes there was nobody else with him. Also, the Darcy's mocked him for his poverty.

i never saw my parents show affection until i was in my late 20s.

bruh

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Casual Sex is degenerate anyways. Unless you plan on impregnating it’s better to retain the semen. Otherwise if you want sex stop being a cuck and just rape your wife. You are the man, get what you want. Your wife is your servant.

You're a fucking degenerate retard who will impregnate some future single mother who will raise a hardcore leftist. Enjoy having a faggot for a child.

If you want actual quality children you need to be married.

Yikes I'm kinda glad I got ruthlessly cucked and btfo by hoes at a young age it showed me I should probably stay single forever

Women still want sex after marriage. Your wife still wants to be desirable and sexy to you. She still wants to know that you're capable of fucking her like an animal and keeping her in her place... beneath you.

A shit marriage is a trap, but you probably just suck at sex bro.

This, damn

>be me
>sex almost every day
>get married
>no sex on wedding night, we fall asleep so tired
>after getting married blowjobs get better
>she learns to kinda deepthoat. not totally down the hatch but most of the way (big dick)
>blowjobs get even better somehow
>she cums at least 10 times every sex, eyes rolling back whenever she has them open during it
>real orgasms because I can feel the shaking and convulsions, also see them when giving her head
>she makes me sweet treats all the time
>misses me a lot when I am in another city once in a while due to work
>can trust her completely
>our love is getting stronger all the time

Feels good when you are so good at sex that the woman has literally no reason to cheat. She has told me many times that before me she had an orgasm maybe once a month when in a relationship.

She was absolutely starstruck when we first had hard sex, she had no idea that she could feel these feelings.

Haha small dick incels

Hey I understand his frustration and just trying to help man. Hands on approach, she would never find out. Fucking bitch she is.

> Honestly herpes isn’t that bad.

Goes onto say how doesn't have herps.

> I’ve only had chlamydia twice

Only had a known STD twice. Enjoy your prostate cancer with that HPV.

Hopefully it's all worth it to brag about your body counts being the empty shell you are. Please stop grooming others of a "lavish" lifestyle full of tainted pussy and emptyness. Keep that shit to yourself.

are you that fella that is raping his wife on Daily bases

Lol I don’t care. If I’m not paying child support and I don’t have any obligations who cares. I’ll spread my seed far and wide and probably have dozens of bastard children before I kick the bucket. Pro tip: give a fake name and ghost after rawdogging.

RING RING UM HELLO BASED DEPARTMENT? ID LIKE TO FILE A REPORT...

youngfags BTFO by married with children thread.

In 1983 my father worked in a grocery store, making $14 an hour cutting meat. His job was a union job and had full benefits. He supported my mother and 2 kids, and she even went to college during that time. He had a 3 bedroom house as well in a nice neighborhood in a large city that cost $40,000.

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she is cheating on you or is asexual. but i doubt the latter if your claim from before the marriage is true

Maybe just be a sperm donor?

Well, I guess coupled with your lack of higher education and crap genes, no one would want to have a legitimate baby with your seed.

Pathetic that you have to resort to such degenerate behavior.

It's called inflation, you tard.

>>sex almost every day before marriage
You don't say?
I think we call that fornication, did that escape you too?

Tell her to fuck or get out. Get your lawyer prepped and ready to destroy her.

Based

u cant rape your wife. the wedding is consent. forever.

Elaborating on this, non virgin women fucking men they wouldn't have dated during youth feels to women like how looking in the mirror and seeing a receding hairline feels to men.
It's a constant reminder to them that they are past their prime and that they are running out of future.

have you tried hitting her?

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Now he collects 40k in rent from each of his houses that he rents out to millennials while calling them useless and entitled.

Wait, you don't actually mean the oath to be property of my spouse means I'm property of my spouse?

>impotent insults

Lol I don’t care bro also I have a graduate degree. Enjoy simping for whores (modern women)

muy bien!

peg was a sex fanatic and always loyal to al.

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> doesn't care
> goes into state having a graduate degree

I ain't your bro, buddy.

>My partner count is triple digits now
So you're a male roastie
Congrats faggot, at least you got your cummies I guess

>thinking you can trust your wife, let alone anybody completely