/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3044

WE ARE ALL DUCKED

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i miss sports so much,bros

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Reminder that +200 people a day are dying in their homes in NYC
they don't have the capacity to test all the dead bodies so are not included in the daily figures

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How disappointing. Everywhere cases are now going down steadily. Australia has practically cured itself of Corona already. Us Spain Uk and Italy will see the peak in the coming month and then it's over there too. Every where else the virus is too small to do shit. All the happeningniggers actually had me doubting my own beliefs with their extreme confidence in their delusional ramblings about the world ending. Turns out in the end this pussy little virus was nothing but a glorified flu. Also gotta love the current narrative lol

First it was
>TWO MORE WEEKS BRO I SWEAR EVERYBODYS GONNA DIE TRUST ME BRO I MADE ALL THE WAY TO 8TH GRADE BEFORE DROPPING OUT

Now it's
>SECOND WAVE BRO TRUST ME THIS WAS JUST THE FIRST ONE THE SECOND WAVE WILL WIPE EVERYBODY OUT I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT LOL

This whole clusterfuck will go down as one of the most embarrassing moments in Yas Forums history

That'll happen in at least a year from now lol

Is it confirmed yet that protein byproducts of the virus disrupt heamoglobin and reduce blood oxygen on top of attacking the respiratory system with ACE2 yet?

Continuing from last thread with Vitamin C and heme hypothesis
>The plasma above is greenish. This is from iron metabolism. Iron is displaced from somewhere. Where? The hemoglobin. We now suspect that viral proteins attack the B1 subunit of hgb. This may effectively deactivate this subunit. If the virus does this to 100% of your hgb, this would leave you with an spO2 of 75%. It probably does not affect 100% and the sat we see is probably a combination of this and the shunting in the lungs, but this helps explain laughing on the phone at 75%.
croachmd.wordpress.com/2020/04/06/covid-hemoglobin-hypothesis/
green plasma=displaced iron

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There's still hope for Coronachan, bros
sciencetimes.com/articles/25240/20200408/scientists-raised-question-reinfectiion-risk-recovered-patients-show-surprisingly-low.htm

>Blood samples of 175 patients discharged from the Shanghai Public Health Clinical Centre were analyzed by a team from Fudan University. They found out that nearly one-third had surprisingly low levels of antibodies. In some patients, these antibodies could not be detected at all.

he's just taking a nap

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 400,549 (12,857) Spain 146,690 (14,555) Italy 135,586 (17,127) Germany 109,180 (2,066) France 109,069 (10,328) China 81,802 (3,333) Iran 64,586 (3,993) United Kingdom 55,242 (6,159) Turkey 34,109 (725) Belgium 23,403 (2,240) Switzerland 22,789 (858) Netherlands 20,549 (2,248) Canada 17,897 (381) Brazil 14,152 (699) Portugal 13,141 (380) Austria 12,881 (273) South Korea 10,384 (200) Israel 9,404 (72) Russia 8,672 (63) Sweden 8,419 (687) Norway 6,086 (93) Australia 6,013 (50) Ireland 5,709 (210) India 5,480 (164) Denmark 5,386 (218) Chile 5,116 (43) Czech Republic 5,033 (91) Poland 5,000 (136) Romania 4,761 (215) Japan 4,257 (93) Pakistan 4,183 (58) Malaysia 4,119 (65) Ecuador 3,995 (220) Philippines 3,870 (182) Luxembourg 2,970 (44) Indonesia 2,956 (240) Peru 2,954 (107) Saudi Arabia 2,932 (41) Mexico 2,785 (141) Serbia 2,666 (65) United Arab Emirates 2,659 (12) Finland 2,487 (40) Thailand 2,369 (30) Panama 2,249 (59) Qatar 2,210 (6)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +214 (+16) Spain +4,748 (+510) Germany +1,517 (+50) China +62 (+2) Iran +1,997 (+121) Belgium +1,209 (+205) Switzerland +536 (+37) Netherlands +969 (+147) Brazil +118 (+13) Portugal +699 (+35) Austria +242 (+30) South Korea +53 (+8) Israel +156 (+7) Russia +1,175 (+5) Sweden +726 (+96) Norway (+4) Australia +25 (+1) India +129 (+4) Denmark +315 (+15) Czech Republic +16 (+3) Poland +152 (+7) Romania +344 (+18) Pakistan +148 (+1) Malaysia +156 (+2) Philippines +106 (+5) Indonesia +218 (+19) Mexico +346 (+16) Serbia +219 (+4) Finland +179 (+6) Thailand +111 (+3) Panama +149 (+4) Argentina (+2) Ukraine +206 (+7) Croatia +61 (+1) Morocco +58 (+1) Estonia +36 (+3) Slovenia +32 (+4) Moldova (+2) Hungary +78 (+11) Armenia +28 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +35 (+1) Kazakhstan +12 (+1) Macedonia +18 (+3) Andorra +19 (+1) Uzbekistan +25 (+1)…

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Yes. No much to do at home but shitpost here. I like Yas Forums. People come and go day after day but we are all in it together.

Daily reminder that Hydroxychloroquine/Azithromycin isn't working. Meanwhile Trump is profitting off of Hydroxychloroquine.

I hate Chinese so much, bros...

reuters.com/article/uk-health-coronavirus-britain-england-to/englands-coronavirus-death-toll-rises-828-to-6483-idUKKBN21Q1XK?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=twitter

Bong in peace x5k

will this end in may or june?

>twitter.com/fiteray/status/1247843287697784833

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ok boomer

they are literally CIA, you can look it up on non-glowie sources. same with the moonies in worst korea, by the way, and many protestant sects in south america

US uses religion as a weapon against good Catholics and state atheists alike

two more weeks
>2 more weeks
two more weeks

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It will end two years from now.

Flip Commie shits (CPP-NPA) are in cahoots with their Beijing overlords.

twitter.com/Dutertenomics/status/1247812047233900545

>5G in the background

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June 2021? Yeah, maybe

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haHAA

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From the same article
>Anticogulation may be key to prevent thromboembolic events–probably the prime cause of mortality. So far TEG studies do not offer much optimism as COVID may be resistant to even full therapeutic dose heparin.
and what did the Chinese pair together in their protocol?
Heparin and IV ascorbic acid
They had this figured out at least a month ago if not more

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No more mass gatherings, concerts, weddings,etc. Normans are gonna lose their minds (even more).

>Curve is flatened happening over

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I had pinkeye and some respiratory congestion about a month ago. I chalked it up to seasonal allergies even though I’ve never had pinkeye once in my life. Did I have corona and not even know it? If I did, am I spreading it around when I go to the store? No coof, fever or other symptoms.

LEAVE YOU STANKIN NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU THANKIN NIGGA

he has $99 in stonks for the company
ninety nine dollars

lol his pinned tweet is literally "free HK"
disinfo agent

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Haven't had sex in a year, any of you /cvg/bros willing to give me a handjob at least?

Isn't it simply amazing that after months of fearmongering here on Yas Forums this coronavirus """outbreak""" is turned out to be another nothingburger like SARS, H1N1, MERS, MRSA, etc, etc... I mean, there's what, 82,000 people dead? After several months? Heart disease kills more every year. This morass of schizo doomsday posting on here is being further fueled by fake news videos from chinese and regular social media networks like wechat/twitter.

What's happening here is quite easy to understand. We're being bombarded by a hardened collective of happeningfags who need some excitement in their neet lives and incel psyop shills who are running a simulation of how this board would react to in an actual end of the world scenario. The both of them are the ones who are putting foward absurd and nonsencial concepts like 10%+ death rates, muh bioweapon leak, muh elite depopulation conspiracy, muh ccp shill coverup, muh so2 from burning bodies so on and on and on with the batshittery. If this were that big of a deal, we'd be seeing huge amounts of deaths outside of China which simply DOESN'T exist!

In reality, this virus has already been contained thanks to the prudent quarantine of China, and ultimately the economic impact from all of this will be minimal. Happening canceled, morons.

Nice, me too.

Shit I am kinda worried the next lockdown extension will be relaxed. The stupid Opposition is already giving suggestions to the government.

If the extension is relaxed from the 15th onwards, it could mean I have to go back to work

>trust me bro

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At what time do each country report their numbers? Is there a guideline somewhere?

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-72%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-89%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-85%) Rome (-74%) Milan (-70%) Berlin (-42%) Munich (-53%) Brussels (-71%) Paris (-86%) Madrid (-60%) Barcelona (-77%) London (-70%) Johannesburg (-72%) Sao Paulo (-75%) Buenos Aires (-68%) New York (-94%) Washington (-89%) Miami (-81%) Toronto (-100%) Chicago (-90%) Houston (-88%) Mexico City (-86%) Los Angeles (-100%) Seattle (-100%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.82%) Germany (+0.43%) France (-1.22%) United Kingdom (-1.22%) Italy (-0.01%) Switzerland (+0.24%) Spain (-1.18%) Austria (-2.04%) Poland (-2.36%) Netherlands (-0.89%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+0.27%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+0.54%) Japan (-0.84%) Hong Kong (-2.16%) China (-1.72%) Australia (+0.24%) Singapore (-1.32%) India (-1.28%) South Korea (-0.73%) Taiwan (-0.75%) South Africa (-2.26%)

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Heil ! Ziffern der Wahrheit

Good morning everyone! The IHME model being relied on by the White House has updated again, and I wanted to spotlight some of the changes since the 4/5 update. It's important to remember that each model has its flaws, but can be used to give a ballpark. Let's see what has changed:

-# of total deaths projected decreased from 81,766 to 60,414
-Projected total bed shortage decreased from 34,654 to 15,852
-Peak hospital usage went from 4/15 to 4/11, peak daily death toll went from 4/16 to 4/12
-Under 200 deaths a day moved from 5/18 to 5/16

>digits

Hopefully not like that arm.

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1.5 million cases yes, we'll hit today. 100k deaths though, that's a tall order. We'd need 17k more deaths and we just hit a record 7k deaths in one day yesterday. Probably gonna keep that trend going but I doubt we'll see more then 9k deaths today.

April 8th 2020.
>Wuhan reopens.
>Man suddenly collapsed outside shop.
>Location: Cyberport, Dazhi Road, Hankou, Wuhan.

twitter.com/TuCaoFakeNews/status/1247846654247493633

twitter.com/fiteray/status/1247843287697784833

Projections are spot on if it stays at that or continues to rise.

Low end of the spectrum for easter was 10,000-12,000 deaths. Upper end was 20,000 deaths.

Remember these are just HOSPITAL recorded deaths. Tons of people are dying globally and no tests being done.

Theres rough times but I haven't been paying attention, but yes, there is a time that the same country will usually report. There are no guidelines as far as I know.

The second a lockdown is lifted, you go back to square zero.
What a tweest!

It's like anuddah Shoah

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That aged well. lmao

WHERE IS GARY

your models are worthless dogshit, flaggot

>Hydroxychloroquine/Azithromycin shows reassuring results in early testing
>Trump mentions it
>It doesn't work!

>Nobody should wear a mask.
>Trump mentions that he won't wear a mask.
>Masks work! Everyone should wear them!

Trump should just announce that cancer is a deadly illness. Suddenly, overnight, nobody will ever die from cancer ever again. Isn't it amazing how the science suddenly shifts as soon as Trump mentions something. We better hope he doesn't mention gravity or we will float into space.

lol what a fucking joke. funny how now everyone is pretending like they knew all along how bad this thing was when during the most crucial weeks they were saying shit like this

Every fucking business in my state, Texas, thinks it's "essential," so people are still out and about. There should have been a complete national lockdown for at least 1 month....to get through this quicker.
All we're doing right now is prolonging this shit.

checked
AWFULLY CONVENIENT

Do you have any idea how many Big Macs that can buy?

Okay so what the fuck is this shit? Do white blood cells forget how to make those antibodies, do the antibodies just disappear after being used on the pathogen or what?

You may also be interested in how Vit C infusions are used in cases of early severe burn patients, helps to reduce free radicals. I don't know to what extent this applies to covid but there is already a common use for Vit C IV in the USA.

I'm sure the chairman of the NYC health committee just pulled it out of his ass and you know more than him.

They’ve accepted the fact there’s no stopping it, free plane tickets to any destination of your choice courtesy of the PRC.

Trump is not a doctor you fucking cunt.

never forget

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Like at least 40 of them! 40! That's a shit ton of Big Macs he must be stopped

>REUTERS HEADLINES
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>SCIENCE HEADLINES
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▶ Podcast: How COVID-19 disease models shape shutdowns, and detecting emotions in mice
▶ These drugs don’t target the coronavirus—they target us

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how long until the average italian can lick a doorknob safely (relatively speaking)