/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3043

My headphones died and I don't like using speakers for videogames so that's one fun thing gone indefinitely.

Either we kill the virus which collapses the economy or we go back to work which kills more of us. I'm looking forward to it

tis is arr america faurt

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Tomorrow is one week since 1,000,000
So we are now doing nearly 600,000 per week
Just in confirmed cases. Of course the true number are much higher with the lack of testing in SA, SEA, and Africa.

why the world inst crashing and burning??

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People aren't thinking about the horror show cross species transmission is

Checked, Haha money printer go brrr I guess

go to ublock origin dashboard filters

add this line to get rid of memeflag posters
boards.Yas Forums.org##[id^=p]:has(.countryFlag)

thank you leaf in other thread that posted this. the memes are gone!

It will soon, now that the Chinks have stopped their lockdown.

The end of modern civilization is nigh and there is absolutely nothing we can do about it.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 400,549 (12,857) Spain 146,690 (14,555) Italy 135,586 (17,127) France 109,069 (10,328) Germany 107,663 (2,016) China 81,802 (3,333) Iran 64,586 (3,993) United Kingdom 55,242 (6,159) Turkey 34,109 (725) Belgium 23,403 (2,240) Switzerland 22,789 (858) Netherlands 20,549 (2,248) Canada 17,897 (381) Brazil 14,152 (699) Portugal 13,141 (380) Austria 12,852 (273) South Korea 10,384 (200) Israel 9,404 (72) Russia 8,672 (63) Sweden 8,419 (687) Norway 6,086 (93) Australia 6,013 (50) Ireland 5,709 (210) India 5,480 (164) Denmark 5,386 (218) Chile 5,116 (43) Czech Republic 5,033 (91) Poland 5,000 (136) Romania 4,761 (210) Japan 4,257 (93) Pakistan 4,183 (58) Malaysia 4,119 (65) Ecuador 3,995 (220) Philippines 3,870 (182) Luxembourg 2,970 (44) Indonesia 2,956 (240) Peru 2,954 (107) Saudi Arabia 2,932 (41) Mexico 2,785 (141) Serbia 2,666 (65) Finland 2,487 (40) Thailand 2,369 (30) United Arab Emirates 2,359 (12) Panama 2,249 (59) Qatar 2,210 (6)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +214 (+16) Spain +4,748 (+510) China +62 (+2) Iran +1,997 (+121) Belgium +1,209 (+205) Switzerland +536 (+37) Netherlands +969 (+147) Brazil +118 (+13) Portugal +699 (+35) Austria +213 (+30) South Korea +53 (+8) Israel +156 (+7) Russia +1,175 (+5) Sweden +726 (+96) Norway (+4) Australia +25 (+1) India +129 (+4) Denmark +315 (+15) Czech Republic +16 (+3) Poland +152 (+7) Romania +344 (+13) Pakistan +148 (+1) Malaysia +156 (+2) Philippines +106 (+5) Indonesia +218 (+19) Mexico +346 (+16) Serbia +219 (+4) Finland +179 (+6) Thailand +111 (+3) Panama +149 (+4) Ukraine +206 (+7) Croatia +61 (+1) Morocco +58 (+1) Estonia +36 (+3) Slovenia +32 (+4) Moldova (+2) Hungary +78 (+11) Armenia +28 (+1) Kazakhstan +12 (+1) Macedonia +18 (+3) Uzbekistan +25 (+1) Bangladesh +54 (+3) Bolivia +16 (+1) El Salvador +15 (+1) Myanmar (+2)…

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Just buy new ones while you still can, faggot.

WHERE THE FUCK IS GARY

Do yourself a favour and lock up the tide pods lad

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because we're totally over the curve
everything back to normal by next week :^)

we are tho, but no one takes us serious so just be prepared user

>DURRRRR THE JEWS SAY WE GOT MORE CASES SO WE HAVE MORE CASES BBUURGGGHHHH I DON'T CARE IF THERES NO EVIDENCE THE TV SAYS SO

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I warned you

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I WANT A REFUND ON ALL THE TIME I'VE WASTED ON /CVG/ SINCE JANUARY

FUCK FUCK THE HAPPENING IS OVER AND I WANT IT BACK

ALL OF IT

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My city's authorities just said that Mumbai has reached community transmission

Pray for Poos bros

God help us all

Pretty sure I had this beginning of March, lasted 3 weeks was nasty, have back pain, fever and aches that came and went, lost taste and smell for a couple days, only had a slight cough tho.

>we kill the virus
That's not possible. All we are doing is trying to stop hospitals from being overwhelmed, which we also can't keep up. The kikes keep pumping trillions into shit corporations, but they won't pay for goyim to live unemployed.

Out of all the countries that did the most shilling and bragging early on it was the poos

You are not ready for the truth, but here it is anyway.

Y'all niggers think Chinese have magic abilities to detect a new virus or something. The actual facts of the cases are that in December, doctors in Wuhan noticed a strange new disease - people with respiratory failure, acute pneumonia, etc. They alerted the Chinese CDC, who alerted the WHO, samples were taken, took a while to find that indeed there was a new virus at work, the genome was sequenced, shared around the world with specialists, WHO sent teams to Wuhan to investigate, etc. Some people thought it was a recurrence of SARS, like the doctor who was briefly censored. Also keep in mind that the latency of the virus is almost two weeks. Yet you pretend like from the first outset of the case they should have known exactly what it was and what it was capable off? Madness.

It was actually lightning fast to figure out the virulence and severity of the virus by late January, and to shut down the entire economy because of it.

So why are you incessantly bombarded with "China lied" talking points by glowies and their useful idiots? I'll give you a hint: ten million Americans declare unemployment in two weeks and all your government does is give you a $1,200 “advance” on your tax return while bailing out corporations with the largest wealth transfer ever. Your rights are evaporating, your government has failed to provide the bare minimum social safety nets during a very manageable pandemic, your nation’s billionaire class has been growing wealthier and wealthier while most of you would struggle to pay a $1000 emergency bill, yet, China is your real enemy?

You want to know who covers up and lies? The US itself. Doctors being fired for bringing their own protection, or complaining about a lack thereof. Trump hyping up a drug him and his financiers make money producing. Firing the captain of a ship for ensuring the health of his seamen. Stealing supplies from nominal allies. It is all pure projection.

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No refunds.

please don't die, Apu

Day of the Rake

Where are the millions of deaths you happeningfags promised?
>t-two more w-weeks! I swear this time!
Pathetic

mama mia

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>Mumbai
Holy mother of god that's gonna be a bad time

kys migatard.

All hail the Italo-Indian Empire

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>Death rankings
>A new challenger enters the battle

You can go outside now?

The modern world is very poorly designed.

Godspeed Corona Chan!

How about Pakistan? I can see either side trying to take advantage if the other is laid low.

resilience

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ok, but what happened in the last few weeks, there were no pneumonia or covid deaths?

Malls are closed save for groceries and online shopping only allows for essentials.

Sorry brother.

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>t. china

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-72%) Tokyo (-88%) Beijing (-82%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-91%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-85%) Rome (-71%) Milan (-74%) Berlin (-31%) Munich (-37%) Brussels (-68%) Paris (-87%) Madrid (-75%) Barcelona (-88%) London (-71%) Johannesburg (-60%) Sao Paulo (-100%) Buenos Aires (-70%) New York (-94%) Washington (-89%) Miami (-81%) Toronto (-100%) Chicago (-90%) Houston (-88%) Mexico City (-89%) Los Angeles (-100%) Seattle (-100%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.87%) Germany (+0.90%) France (-1.04%) United Kingdom (-0.89%) Italy (+0.33%) Switzerland (+0.29%) Spain (-1.17%) Austria (-2.04%) Poland (-1.80%) Netherlands (-0.78%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (-0.09%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-0.12%) Japan (-0.80%) Hong Kong (-2.03%) China (-1.63%) Australia (+0.05%) Singapore (-1.25%) India (-1.03%) South Korea (-0.73%) Taiwan (-0.55%) South Africa (-1.78%)

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Damnit, they're going to start shitting in the pasta aren't they?

Fever AND loss of taste/smell makes it almost certain. Keep in mind you shed the virus for quite some time after symptoms resolve as well.

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>y'all
Anything written after this should be ignored

You can try to contribute to that number by getting corona. After all what harm can it do if it is a nothing burger virus?

It is. It's just doing it in slow motion.

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Yep, notice how their posts are reactive but it takes a day or two for the wave of these posts to come out. At least their English is improved compared to 5-10 years ago.

Mass livestock deaths inbound.
Stop buying milk.

WE CAN'T STOP IT ANYMORE

THE DEMONESS WILL RULE OVER THIS GOOD EARTH WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

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Wypipo are capable of weaponizing a chinese virus against kangzzz and kweenzz??? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttt!!!!!!!

The sharp decline is due to all pneumonia deaths being attributed to coronavirus as per a CDC guideline from late March.

2 more weeks
>2 more weeks
2 more weeks

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they're really egging on those nigger riots huh

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F

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TOLL STATUS: PAID IN FULL
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It's over, the gaseous plumes have won

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Start drinking s o y milk instead. If the milk becomes infected, the s o y boy shall inherit the Earth.

If the lockdown is lifted in China why has their traffic still been so low?

Sorry we can't save you there.

Aren't they also fucked?

>REUTERS HEADLINES
▶ Oil holds near $32 ahead of OPEC-led talks on output cuts
▶ Putin proposes additional coronavirus relief measures
▶ GM to supply 30,000 ventilators in $500 million U.S. contract
▶ WTO sees 'ugly' trade plunge, likely worse than financial crisis
▶ Italy closes ports to migrant ships because of coronavirus
▶ Lebanon import woes deepen as supply chains buckle under coronavirus
▶ Wall Street set to open higher on hopes U.S. outbreak nearing peak
▶ Two weeks in, Britain's COVID-19 lockdown having an effect, study shows
▶ Cyclone Harold flattens homes, brings injuries in Fiji
▶ McDonald's quarterly same-store sales fall more than market expectations

>SCIENCE HEADLINES
▶ Former FDA leaders decry emergency authorization of malaria drugs for coronavirus
▶ Unprecedented nationwide blood studies seek to track U.S. coronavirus spread
▶ Trials of drugs to prevent coronavirus infection begin in health care workers
▶ South Africa hopes its battle with HIV and TB helped prepare it for COVID-19
▶ ‘Every day is a new surprise.’ Inside the effort to produce the world’s most popular coronavirus tracker
▶ Scientists have turned the structure of the coronavirus into music
▶ You may be able to spread coronavirus just by breathing, new report finds
▶ ‘These are answers we need.’ WHO plans global study to discover true extent of coronavirus infections
▶ Podcast: How COVID-19 disease models shape shutdowns, and detecting emotions in mice
▶ These drugs don’t target the coronavirus—they target us

>online shopping only allows for essentials
I haven't bought anything online in forever, but that seems fuckes up. I hope my shit doesn't break. My audiotechnica m50 has been going strong for eight years now but I'm more worried about my pc.

>19.98 million population
wew lad

My friend is in the NHS and told me that this is all fake and said it's only slightly worse than hay fever. The biggest issue is 5G masts being put up everywhere.

Because everything is in pause while people are locked in their houses. In a few weeks they’ll be able to go outside, but the restaurants and shoe stores they work at will be out of business.

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The cars got the virus too so they had to burn all of them.

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>australia letting a fly from wuhan with a crew

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What the fuck australia

loving every laugh

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Yup.

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