/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3042

>New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
Good thing my shit is stinky. I could tell right away if im being infected or not.

>1447471 infected
>83401 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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>it probably wont even kill you
>you'll just live with painful complications
>and then it kills you anyway
>empty bun!

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I was born in the n-world. Molded by it.

Can you expound, user? What did he write about cities in his book?

has there been a concrete definition for "recovered" yet

How long would it take after BoJo's death for them to inform us?

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Anyone fit enough to point a rifle at a chinese soldier

maybe
SARS-CoV2 binds to human cells ×1000 better than SARS

I'm not disagreeing with him here, I'm a massive supporter of direct democracy and one major tenant is that people have to live with the consequences of the things they vote for.
If the people say "nah fuck this virus" it should be their right to do it

Or anyone unfit enough to cough on one.

Polygon Pictures Announces All Employees Have Switched to Remote Work.

Polygon Pictures announced on its website on Tuesday that all company employees would switch to remote work starting on Wednesday, due to concerns over the spread of the new coronavirus disease (COVID-19). The measures are tentatively scheduled from April 8 to May 6, although the studio may extend them depending on external issues.

"We apologize for the inconvenience this may cause, but thank you for your understanding and cooperation in this matter. We at Polygon Pictures deeply pray for the safety and recovery of all those who are affected by the Novel Coronavirus (COVID-19) and hope that we, as a society, are able to overcome these turbulent times at the earliest possible date," the notice states.

During this period, staff members will contact their superiors through private cell phone numbers and email addresses, and meetings will be conducted through teleconferencing as much as possible. On Twitter, Polygon Pictures president and CEO Shūzō Shiota commented that because the company handles an extraordinarily large amount of data, they are accessing their work stations through VPN. Because of this, the internet connectivity at each employee's individual homes will massively affect how well each can work.

MAYBE KNOW THEY WILL LEARN TO DO CGI ANIMATION WITH MORE THAN 10fps YOU FUCKING CHINKS

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For some reason noone talks about this. But if they do we are super boned

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Hey guise like I'm the coolest ringleader of /ptg/ why are people so in denial and stupid about this SARS outbreak pls help me out kthxbye

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Finally 1.4 million cases are coming to fruition. Glory to lord kek. We ask for your blessings as you cleanse this world of human filth.
Sacrifices are required for lord kek. Be proud to give your life for his glory. Praise kek.

Why is so hard to find Bill's radio show? He said he has "made it". He has no presence on the internet apart from spamming twitter.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 400,549 (12,857) Spain 146,690 (14,555) Italy 135,586 (17,127) France 109,069 (10,328) Germany 107,663 (2,016) China 81,802 (3,333) Iran 64,586 (3,993) United Kingdom 55,242 (6,159) Turkey 34,109 (725) Belgium 23,403 (2,240) Switzerland 22,789 (858) Netherlands 20,549 (2,248) Canada 17,897 (381) Brazil 14,072 (691) Portugal 13,141 (380) Austria 12,824 (273) South Korea 10,384 (200) Israel 9,404 (72) Russia 8,672 (63) Sweden 8,419 (687) Norway 6,086 (93) Australia 6,013 (50) Ireland 5,709 (210) India 5,480 (164) Denmark 5,386 (218) Chile 5,116 (43) Czech Republic 5,033 (91) Poland 5,000 (136) Romania 4,761 (210) Japan 4,257 (93) Malaysia 4,119 (65) Pakistan 4,072 (58) Ecuador 3,995 (220) Philippines 3,870 (182) Luxembourg 2,970 (44) Indonesia 2,956 (240) Peru 2,954 (107) Saudi Arabia 2,795 (41) Mexico 2,785 (141) Finland 2,487 (40) Serbia 2,447 (61) Thailand 2,369 (30) United Arab Emirates 2,359 (12) Panama 2,249 (59) Qatar 2,210 (6)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +214 (+16) Spain +4,748 (+510) China +62 (+2) Iran +1,997 (+121) Belgium +1,209 (+205) Switzerland +536 (+37) Netherlands +969 (+147) Brazil +38 (+5) Portugal +699 (+35) Austria +185 (+30) South Korea +53 (+8) Israel +156 (+7) Russia +1,175 (+5) Sweden +726 (+96) Norway (+4) Australia +25 (+1) India +129 (+4) Denmark +315 (+15) Czech Republic +16 (+3) Poland +152 (+7) Romania +344 (+13) Malaysia +156 (+2) Pakistan +37 (+1) Philippines +106 (+5) Indonesia +218 (+19) Mexico +346 (+16) Finland +179 (+6) Thailand +111 (+3) Panama +149 (+4) Ukraine +206 (+7) Croatia +61 (+1) Morocco +58 (+1) Estonia +36 (+3) Slovenia +32 (+4) Moldova (+2) Hungary +78 (+11) Armenia +28 (+1) Kazakhstan +12 (+1) Uzbekistan +14 (+1) Bangladesh +54 (+3) Bolivia +16 (+1) El Salvador +15 (+1) Myanmar (+2) Antigua & Barbuda (+1) Qatar +153…

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you know how people recognize this as shilling? you keep posting the most tryhard retarded articles trying to reach the same thing! as far as we know this coronavirus isn't even real.

I speak the proper term for african individual many many times away aloud and on the interwebz for sure

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But democracy is an illusion. Once its lord of the flies there will be people that choose to stay inside and people who die by trying to be nomads and getting schwacked by home defenders bullet

Our head of our national health department heavily implies that mild cases do not build up immunity.

Any data for this claim (the dude is rather incompetent)?

>Human filth
I'll have you know my grandparents are lovely people whom I care very much about.
I hope the next one takes out 15-25 year olds. Would be interesting to hear the same cries of "MUH ECOMONY" then

SHE MUST GET BIGGER

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Here's an excerpt

>The last man of the world-city no longer wants to live - he may cling to life as an individual, but as a type, as an aggregate, no, for it is a characteristic of this collective existence that it eliminates the terror of death. That which strikes the true peasant with a deep and inexplicable fear, the notion that the family and the name may be extinguished, has now lost its meaning. The continuance of the blood-rela- tion in the visible world is no longer a duty of the blood, and the destiny of being the last of the line is no longer felt as a doom. Children do not happen, not because children have become impossible, but principally because intelligence at the peak of intensity can no longer find any reason for their existence. Let the reader try to merge himself in the soul of the peasant. He has sat on his glebe from primeval times, 1 or has fastened his clutch in it, to adhere to it with his blood. He is rooted in it as the descendant of his forbears and as the forbear of future descendants. His house, his property, means, here, not the temporary connexion of person and thing for a brief span of years, but an enduring and inward union of eternal land and eternal blood. It is only from this mystical conviction of settlement that the great epochs of the cycle - pro-creation, birth, and death - derive that metaphysical element of wonder which condenses in the symbolism of custom and religion that all landbound people possess.

Basically he talks about how in the last stages of a civilisation, the fourth one, the world-city forms the culture of that civilisation, and the mentality of the world-city drives that civilisation and it eventually collapses on its own weight, beacuse it doesn't truly care about itself, its culture or its civilisation. Just temporary pleasure

>thousands of sick people parachute into chinese cities
>no weapons just 3 days of rations and several packs of cigarettes to really aggravate the coughing

BRAKING: MARK ZUCKERBERG ALSO IN HOSPITAL!!!!

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inter-species transmission is just starting to freak people out. insects being a transmission vector is probably legitimately too scary to think about

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I think about 1-(17 million-(100*20000; assuming you know 100 people)^n
But my math is rusty.

Very based

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Remember what they’ve done to the world.
google.com/amp/s/amp.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/apr/6/mark-green-chinese-made-medical-supplies-france-co/

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Kek
Paratroop drop the infected into china

Our death cry will be "Oi. You got a light?"

>majority of cases are mild
>majority of people are not reinfected
I don't have any data but intuitively it doesn't seem correct

Is what this nigga saying even realistic? Motherfuckers hellbent on going on their fucking vacations.

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>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-41%) Tokyo (-51%) Beijing (-86%) Wuhan (-83%) New Delhi (-100%) Dubai (-90%) Moscow (-100%) Rome (-100%) Milan (-100%) Berlin (-72%) Munich (-100%) Brussels (-100%) Paris (-100%) Madrid (-100%) Barcelona (-83%) London (-100%) Johannesburg (-97%) Sao Paulo (-100%) Buenos Aires (-100%) New York (-100%) Washington (-100%) Miami (-100%) Toronto (-100%) Chicago (-100%) Houston (-100%) Mexico City (-100%) Los Angeles (-66%) Seattle (-75%)

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+0.94%) Germany (+0.86%) France (-1.09%) United Kingdom (-0.79%) Italy (+0.48%) Switzerland (+0.34%) Spain (-0.82%) Austria (-2.04%) Poland (-1.37%) Netherlands (-0.77%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (-0.28%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+0.42%) Japan (-0.35%) Hong Kong (-2.01%) China (-1.70%) Australia (-0.01%) Singapore (-1.11%) India (-1.10%) South Korea (-0.73%) Taiwan (-0.42%) South Africa (-1.48%)

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yeah this is the most scary outcome
having to stay home in summer would be death

kek

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In that scenario any form of government breaks down. Direct democracy is just a form of government

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cross the border to ecuador and take some pics for us then

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"muh hoax" retards are literally worse than chink shills

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Lol

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I thought china wasn't on lockdown anymore?

All forms of government are spooks which is why an Union of Egoists is needed.

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Depends. Mosquito-borne viruses like West Nile spread in the way they do because the virus can live stably both in the blood of an infect animal (birds in this case) and then be trafficked into the saliva of a mosquito. HIV for example can’t live inside of a mosquito, so mosquitos can’t spread HIV. We just don’t know how it works with coronaviruses.

What are they reading that they believe people are not dying of SARS? I almost don't want to know but I have an obligation to understand where they are from.

Is Bill even a real person?

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Drumpf, go back to bed.

What does aggregate mean?

America is gonna be on lockdown for a lonnng time.

I wish the ‘it only kills the old and infirm’ meme would die. Reminds me of the beginning when the WHO told us there’s no human to human transmission

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>REUTERS HEADLINES
▶ EU ministers fail to agree coronavirus economic rescue in all-night talks
▶ EU to adopt unified policy on coronavirus mobile apps
▶ Under coronavirus lockdown, Rwandans remember genocide from home
▶ Tiffany says Australian regulators seek more time to review LVMH deal
▶ India considers narrowing lockdown to coronavirus hotspots
▶ Largest supermoon of 2020 rises on a world battling COVID-19
▶ Pelosi, Schumer push wider emergency coronavirus funding bill
▶ Global stocks turn negative as virus death toll mounts
▶ UK PM Johnson 'clinically stable' in intensive care battling COVID-19
▶ Indonesia ferry passengers jump ship amid coronavirus fears
▶ Break for Asia's clogged capitals as coronavirus curbs traffic
▶ Indivior withdraws 2020 forecast on coronavirus-led uncertainty
▶ Dutch coronavirus cases rise by 969 to 20,549, 147 new deaths
▶ Belgian economy could shrink 8% in 2020 due to coronavirus measures

>SCIENCE HEADLINES
▶ Former FDA leaders decry emergency authorization of malaria drugs for coronavirus
▶ Unprecedented nationwide blood studies seek to track U.S. coronavirus spread
▶ Trials of drugs to prevent coronavirus infection begin in health care workers
▶ South Africa hopes its battle with HIV and TB helped prepare it for COVID-19
▶ ‘Every day is a new surprise.’ Inside the effort to produce the world’s most popular coronavirus tracker
▶ Scientists have turned the structure of the coronavirus into music
▶ You may be able to spread coronavirus just by breathing, new report finds

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vocaroo.com/iH25CHvNhDb
Can anyone give me a source for this audio other than Vocaroo?

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Have anyone heard about him befor all of this started?

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based