Brit/pol/ Bennies from heaven Edition

>Jewish Chronicle and Jewish News to go into liquidation and staff to be laid off
theguardian.com/media/2020/apr/08/jewish-chronicle-and-jewish-news-to-be-liquidated-and-staff-laid-off

>Coronavirus: Bet365 boss Denise Coates donates £10m to NHS trust
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-52202762

>Coronavirus broke the jobs market. The data hints at a far bigger crisis
wired.co.uk/article/coronavirus-jobs-market

>Coronavirus: Essex crash driver went out because of 'lockdown boredom', say police
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-essex-crash-driver-went-out-because-of-lockdown-boredom-say-police-11970280

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lbcnews.co.uk/uk-news/coronavirus-moment-20-30-men-playing-cricket-flee/
thejc.com/news/uk-news/an-announcement-from-the-jewish-chronicle-1.498949
youtu.be/k1tbSe6ATKc
youtube.com/watch?v=szhc715h4A0
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8199477/Swedish-hospitals-stop-prescribing-chloroquine-coronavirus-patients-adverse-effects.html
youtube.com/watch?v=StEJcuNsW_I
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

i did alright on tinder and irl
it's like that jimmy carr joke
>she's only with you because you're rich
>yeah but i am rich

you're fuming because you have this vision in your head of who i am and that doesn't align with reality

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First for juicy Welsh buns.

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:)

RIP Rebecca 'Big' Mack

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can't believe how you've all shown your true colours by acting the way you act when manhands posts here

you're all bitter incels who can't even share an imageboard with a woman without sperging out

Can't go barbers, so gonna shave my head lads. I'm scared

absolute unit

Reposting latest Boris update:

>A spokesman said the prime minister "remains clinically stable and is responding to treatment".

>"He continues to be cared for in the ICU at St Thomas' Hospital (in London)."

>The spokesperson told our reporters that Johnson is "in good spirits".

>accident-prone, stubborn, chatterbox
Yep that's an NHS worker for sure.

go to your usual barbers shop. he will have left a contact number on the door.

get haircut in his garage.

Feels like it's the only criteria to become an NHS worker

just a bunch of newfags trying to fit in by sperging what they think is the popular opinion

>Big mack
Sensible chuckle

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>He
Sorry mate. I don't swing that way. I only get lassies to cut my hair

Good news is the ICU now has 3 beds free

if you're not the ugly sperg i think you are post a pic then lad, at least post today's outfit

>just a bunch of newfags
it's not though is it? even eddie's seething about this

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ok. it was just a suggestion.

what am i fucking retarded no way

Stop, boring!

If he is happy with LingLing why are you so upset?

eddie seethes about everything desu, probably still sulking that he got called a nonce

>Goes to a hairdresser instead of a proper mans barber

Hom. My barbers top, racist banter, dad rock, JD spray bottles, the lot.

wish i was unhappy with lingling

coward
im spitting straight facts

>eddie seething

Oh no. Really?

>Coronavirus: Moment '20-30' men playing cricket flee from police
lbcnews.co.uk/uk-news/coronavirus-moment-20-30-men-playing-cricket-flee/

>stable
>responding to treatment
Basically he's not rapidly deteriorating, which isn't an indicator of anything. I'd still have bets on him not returning to be PM, even if he lives.

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>torpedo your life to btfo some internet moralfag
no, you post a pic

>Clap for her

Looks like her asscheeks did enough clapping on their own when she moved

>I-IF I POST ONE PIC MY LIFE WILL FALL APART NOOOO
Nads posted his address and he's fine, you're just too scared to reveal you're LARPing

Bee came through my window for a few secs
Thank fuck it found it’s way out

>20 posters

How come this place isnt rammed atm?

How long until my local fish and chip shop opens lads?

nads worked in real estate admin

She had sex unlike you though

Bees are chill you fucking melt it’s the jaspers you need to worry about

Found one on my bedroom carpet the other day. Gave him a sip of sugar water then let him out the window.

you post a pic right now

wtf is anyone going to do with a pic you can take right now
you can even censor your eyes or whatever

only reason you won't is because you know i am right

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you can post a picture without doxxing yourself and you know it

oh no

ith great sadness, the Board of the Jewish Chronicle has taken the decision to seek a creditors voluntary liquidation of Jewish Chronicle Newspapers Ltd.


thejc.com/news/uk-news/an-announcement-from-the-jewish-chronicle-1.498949

Spaz t b h darling

He was also a lot more vocal about our dusky brethren than you

No worries with liking older men touch your hair while talking into your ear. I just don't swing that way.

I'm not the one making baseless claims, there's no reason for me to post a pic.
You're the one weaseling out, you post one.

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Off you go then. And not your dick or dyel arms.

wtf is that

Phwoar, can you imagine

I'm wondering about approaching my local chippie and offering to deliver for them,

it's a shame to see them shutdown, I don't understand why they're not adapting to the new normal?

Based

you just want to see my vascular dick again and you know it

and i've posted plenty of pictures lmfao

I bet you choose your "style" from a magazine instead of just saying "aye pal, #1 all over".

Nice geobaskets lol

>Clap for her
youtu.be/k1tbSe6ATKc

both of you shut the fuck up
skinheads you've never piped up before and are very forgettable
the other one posted a pic from an fa cringe thread

spastic larpers daring to call me a spastic larper
both of you kys immediats

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make your bed you lazy cunt

spazz attack

just post a pic of yourself and prove us wrong????

post a picture incel

you're terrified

Then you wont mind doing it again, will you?

Because it's full of trannies and tripspergs

I have a number 3 back and sides mate.

Harry potter posts here lmao

I know this probably isn't you but wtf is he like 4 ft tall

>than most will in a lifetime
fuck off. sanctimonious cunst

vultures
fuming that i'm happy with my gf
it's fucking tragic and very telling

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Lol imagine you calling anyone else forgettable. You are the most unlikable and boring trip on this entire general
>you've never piped up before
You wish lmao

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will you at least post a pic of your outfit today?

No you hang up
>No you hang up
No you hang up
>No you hang up

Can you cunts just get a room ffs

you know i will ask long as it makes you mad lmfao besides i just did in the last thread

If cauldron posts a pic I'll post my tripcode password and a picture of myself

>most unlikeable and boring trip on this entire general
Hey now steady on.

you can fuck off as well
you've got integrity in the fact that you're an unchangeable dickhead to everyone

who even are you,
telling me to post a pic
vulture

Just stay inside
If you don't stay inside your a COVIDiot
STAY AT HOME what's hard to understand?

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you are literally on the ropes rn

if cauldron posts a pic i'll dox manhands

Lmao

>Frontline Heroes

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just grow it. i was in lockdown for 7 weeks before i went for a haircut. wgaf

i'm fuming
i'm seething
i've been baited

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kek

i've got no integrity anymore

If cauldron posts a pic I'll go to Nad's house and knock on his door

No you didnt. Go on i fucking dare you, i wont post it all over i swear...

British schools: "no running in the halls!"
American schools: "no full auto in buildings"

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i'm going to play bannerlord and video call my lovely gf
i'm fuming

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>my actions shouldn't have consequences
Why do people think like this?

BORIS YOU MURDERER

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Baby's first anti-american joke

You always make yourself out like a rock

if cauldron posts a pic i'll personally get eddie in to rehab and on weightwatchers

she should be worried about missing so many periods

>JD spray bottles
cringe.

Boo hoo EU poo flu
youtube.com/watch?v=szhc715h4A0

Properly sunny day up here in Scotland.
Might go for a drive

cauldron wishes he was the person you are

You have Bannerlord lucky you

if cauldron posts a pic I’ll take pube to my next chemo session

>is in good spirits
That means that they are using a crystal ball to speak to him.

my tripcode pass is ##Israel

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square go

prefer americans over brits but prefer british banter

>triptrannies and namecels arguing who is this worst cancer
You're all disgusting filth and you need to die.

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God I hate Anglos.

Way ahead of you

that's not social distancing

If cauldron posts a pic I'll post my national insurance number

what you're feeling is fear

Stupid cunt does a little bit of hoovering and manages to break the fucking telly
Dumb fucking whore as if this lockdown shit isnt boring enough

>Swedish hospitals abandon trial of promising malaria drug chloroquine for coronavirus patients after it caused them blinding headaches, vision loss and agonising cramps
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8199477/Swedish-hospitals-stop-prescribing-chloroquine-coronavirus-patients-adverse-effects.html
yet more proof that this "cure" does more harm than good. it's impossible to make an antiviral for a coronavirus, especially one that has HIV inserts and a high mutation/adaption rate.

Doommongs late.

We're all more fun and relevant than you. Name one big thing/meme/happening you've created in Brit/pol/, cos we could probably name like 20 each individually.

Tripchads lirerally built this general, you're seething.

Need to show here your pimping hand

If cauldron posts a pic I'll batter skins if he tries to bully him for it

>SVG tards think the fucking daily mail is a good source

As if people didn't worship the NHS enough now they're going to treat anyone with any tangential service as martyrs for the next decade.

cmon babe im feeling lonely x

Oh mate
Hope she's buying a new one out of her own wages

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i think he just turned up

r Sargon making me laff today
youtube.com/watch?v=StEJcuNsW_I

Inb4 stolen valour laws criminalising pretending to have been an NHS COVID veteran
They'll probably demand PhDs stop using the "Dr" title

Aaaaaa im so fucking mad
Now shes gone back to fucking hoovering

Shut your shit stinking mouth you utter prick, your "memes" are steaming dogshit, hammered to death by you and only you. You are cancer, you don't even like yourself why the fuck would anyone else. Stupid fucking pedo.
>dd
stands for dragon dildo? Enjoy your intestinal parasites you stupid fucking sodomite.

Her face is a bit scary.

Just because us triplads have a good laugh and you're jealous you can't be involved. It's like school with the popular kids all over again

>NOOO you can't use our own tactics against us!

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so you're a newfag complaining about the state of a thread you've never even been in

how fucking lonely are you lmfao