>Jewish Chronicle and Jewish News to go into liquidation and staff to be laid offtheguardian.com /media /2020 /apr /08 /jewish-chronicle-and-jewish-news-to-be-liquidated-and-staff-laid-off
>Coronavirus: Bet365 boss Denise Coates donates £10m to NHS trustbbc.co.uk /news /uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-52202762
>Coronavirus broke the jobs market. The data hints at a far bigger crisiswired.co.uk /article /coronavirus-jobs-market
>Coronavirus: Essex crash driver went out because of 'lockdown boredom', say policenews.sky.com /story /coronavirus-essex-crash-driver-went-out-because-of-lockdown-boredom-say-police-11970280
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April 8, 2020 - 12:06
i did alright on tinder and irl it's like that jimmy carr joke >she's only with you because you're rich >yeah but i am rich
you're fuming because you have this vision in your head of who i am and that doesn't align with reality
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April 8, 2020 - 12:08
First for juicy Welsh buns.
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April 8, 2020 - 12:08
RIP Rebecca 'Big' Mack
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April 8, 2020 - 12:08
can't believe how you've all shown your true colours by acting the way you act when manhands posts here
you're all bitter incels who can't even share an imageboard with a woman without sperging out
April 8, 2020 - 12:10
Can't go barbers, so gonna shave my head lads. I'm scared
April 8, 2020 - 12:10
Reposting latest Boris update:
>A spokesman said the prime minister "remains clinically stable and is responding to treatment".
>"He continues to be cared for in the ICU at St Thomas' Hospital (in London)."
>The spokesperson told our reporters that Johnson is "in good spirits".
April 8, 2020 - 12:11
>accident-prone, stubborn, chatterbox Yep that's an NHS worker for sure.
April 8, 2020 - 12:12
go to your usual barbers shop. he will have left a contact number on the door.
get haircut in his garage.
April 8, 2020 - 12:13
Feels like it's the only criteria to become an NHS worker
April 8, 2020 - 12:13
just a bunch of newfags trying to fit in by sperging what they think is the popular opinion
April 8, 2020 - 12:14
>Big mack Sensible chuckle
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April 8, 2020 - 12:14
>He Sorry mate. I don't swing that way. I only get lassies to cut my hair
April 8, 2020 - 12:15
Good news is the ICU now has 3 beds free
April 8, 2020 - 12:16
if you're not the ugly sperg i think you are post a pic then lad, at least post today's outfit
April 8, 2020 - 12:17
>just a bunch of newfags it's not though is it? even eddie's seething about this
April 8, 2020 - 12:18
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April 8, 2020 - 12:19
ok. it was just a suggestion.
April 8, 2020 - 12:19
what am i fucking retarded no way
April 8, 2020 - 12:19
Stop, boring!
If he is happy with LingLing why are you so upset?
April 8, 2020 - 12:19
eddie seethes about everything desu, probably still sulking that he got called a nonce
April 8, 2020 - 12:19
>Goes to a hairdresser instead of a proper mans barber
Hom. My barbers top, racist banter, dad rock, JD spray bottles, the lot.
April 8, 2020 - 12:20
wish i was unhappy with lingling
April 8, 2020 - 12:20
coward im spitting straight facts
April 8, 2020 - 12:20
>stable >responding to treatment Basically he's not rapidly deteriorating, which isn't an indicator of anything. I'd still have bets on him not returning to be PM, even if he lives.
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April 8, 2020 - 12:21
>torpedo your life to btfo some internet moralfag no, you post a pic
April 8, 2020 - 12:21
>Clap for her
Looks like her asscheeks did enough clapping on their own when she moved
April 8, 2020 - 12:23
>I-IF I POST ONE PIC MY LIFE WILL FALL APART NOOOO Nads posted his address and he's fine, you're just too scared to reveal you're LARPing
April 8, 2020 - 12:23
Bee came through my window for a few secs Thank fuck it found it’s way out
April 8, 2020 - 12:24
>20 posters
How come this place isnt rammed atm?
April 8, 2020 - 12:25
How long until my local fish and chip shop opens lads?
April 8, 2020 - 12:25
nads worked in real estate admin
April 8, 2020 - 12:25
She had sex unlike you though
April 8, 2020 - 12:25
Bees are chill you fucking melt it’s the jaspers you need to worry about
April 8, 2020 - 12:26
Found one on my bedroom carpet the other day. Gave him a sip of sugar water then let him out the window.
April 8, 2020 - 12:26
wtf is anyone going to do with a pic you can take right now you can even censor your eyes or whatever
only reason you won't is because you know i am right
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April 8, 2020 - 12:27
you can post a picture without doxxing yourself and you know it
April 8, 2020 - 12:27
oh no
ith great sadness, the Board of the Jewish Chronicle has taken the decision to seek a creditors voluntary liquidation of Jewish Chronicle Newspapers Ltd.
thejc.com /news /uk-news /an-announcement-from-the-jewish-chronicle-1.498949
April 8, 2020 - 12:27
He was also a lot more vocal about our dusky brethren than you
April 8, 2020 - 12:27
No worries with liking older men touch your hair while talking into your ear. I just don't swing that way.
April 8, 2020 - 12:28
I'm not the one making baseless claims, there's no reason for me to post a pic. You're the one weaseling out, you post one.
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April 8, 2020 - 12:29
Off you go then. And not your dick or dyel arms.
April 8, 2020 - 12:29
I'm wondering about approaching my local chippie and offering to deliver for them,
it's a shame to see them shutdown, I don't understand why they're not adapting to the new normal?
April 8, 2020 - 12:30
you just want to see my vascular dick again and you know it
and i've posted plenty of pictures lmfao
April 8, 2020 - 12:30
I bet you choose your "style" from a magazine instead of just saying "aye pal, #1 all over".
April 8, 2020 - 12:30
both of you shut the fuck up skinheads you've never piped up before and are very forgettable the other one posted a pic from an fa cringe thread
spastic larpers daring to call me a spastic larper both of you kys immediats
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April 8, 2020 - 12:31
make your bed you lazy cunt
April 8, 2020 - 12:32
spazz attack
just post a pic of yourself and prove us wrong????
April 8, 2020 - 12:33
Then you wont mind doing it again, will you?
April 8, 2020 - 12:33
Because it's full of trannies and tripspergs
April 8, 2020 - 12:33
I have a number 3 back and sides mate.
April 8, 2020 - 12:33
Harry potter posts here lmao
April 8, 2020 - 12:33
I know this probably isn't you but wtf is he like 4 ft tall
April 8, 2020 - 12:33
>than most will in a lifetime fuck off. sanctimonious cunst
April 8, 2020 - 12:33
vultures fuming that i'm happy with my gf it's fucking tragic and very telling
April 8, 2020 - 12:33
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April 8, 2020 - 12:34
Lol imagine you calling anyone else forgettable. You are the most unlikable and boring trip on this entire general >you've never piped up before You wish lmao
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April 8, 2020 - 12:34
will you at least post a pic of your outfit today?
April 8, 2020 - 12:34
No you hang up >No you hang up No you hang up >No you hang up
Can you cunts just get a room ffs
April 8, 2020 - 12:34
you know i will ask long as it makes you mad lmfao besides i just did in the last thread
April 8, 2020 - 12:34
If cauldron posts a pic I'll post my tripcode password and a picture of myself
April 8, 2020 - 12:34
>most unlikeable and boring trip on this entire general Hey now steady on.
April 8, 2020 - 12:35
you can fuck off as well you've got integrity in the fact that you're an unchangeable dickhead to everyone
who even are you, telling me to post a pic vulture
April 8, 2020 - 12:35
Just stay inside If you don't stay inside your a COVIDiot STAY AT HOME what's hard to understand?
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April 8, 2020 - 12:35
you are literally on the ropes rn
April 8, 2020 - 12:35
if cauldron posts a pic i'll dox manhands
April 8, 2020 - 12:35
>Frontline Heroes
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April 8, 2020 - 12:36
just grow it. i was in lockdown for 7 weeks before i went for a haircut. wgaf
April 8, 2020 - 12:36
i'm fuming i'm seething i've been baited
April 8, 2020 - 12:36
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April 8, 2020 - 12:36
i've got no integrity anymore
April 8, 2020 - 12:36
If cauldron posts a pic I'll go to Nad's house and knock on his door
April 8, 2020 - 12:37
No you didnt. Go on i fucking dare you, i wont post it all over i swear...
April 8, 2020 - 12:37
British schools: "no running in the halls!" American schools: "no full auto in buildings"
April 8, 2020 - 12:37
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i'm going to play bannerlord and video call my lovely gf i'm fuming
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April 8, 2020 - 12:37
>my actions shouldn't have consequences Why do people think like this?
April 8, 2020 - 12:37
BORIS YOU MURDERER
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April 8, 2020 - 12:37
Baby's first anti-american joke
April 8, 2020 - 12:38
You always make yourself out like a rock
April 8, 2020 - 12:38
if cauldron posts a pic i'll personally get eddie in to rehab and on weightwatchers
April 8, 2020 - 12:38
she should be worried about missing so many periods
April 8, 2020 - 12:39
Properly sunny day up here in Scotland. Might go for a drive
April 8, 2020 - 12:39
cauldron wishes he was the person you are
April 8, 2020 - 12:39
You have Bannerlord lucky you
April 8, 2020 - 12:39
if cauldron posts a pic I’ll take pube to my next chemo session
April 8, 2020 - 12:39
>is in good spirits That means that they are using a crystal ball to speak to him.
April 8, 2020 - 12:40
prefer americans over brits but prefer british banter
April 8, 2020 - 12:40
>triptrannies and namecels arguing who is this worst cancer You're all disgusting filth and you need to die.
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April 8, 2020 - 12:40
that's not social distancing
April 8, 2020 - 12:41
If cauldron posts a pic I'll post my national insurance number
April 8, 2020 - 12:41
what you're feeling is fear
April 8, 2020 - 12:42
Stupid cunt does a little bit of hoovering and manages to break the fucking telly Dumb fucking whore as if this lockdown shit isnt boring enough
April 8, 2020 - 12:42
>Swedish hospitals abandon trial of promising malaria drug chloroquine for coronavirus patients after it caused them blinding headaches, vision loss and agonising crampsdailymail.co.uk /news /article-8199477 /Swedish-hospitals-stop-prescribing-chloroquine-coronavirus-patients-adverse-effects.html yet more proof that this "cure" does more harm than good. it's impossible to make an antiviral for a coronavirus, especially one that has HIV inserts and a high mutation/adaption rate.
April 8, 2020 - 12:42
We're all more fun and relevant than you. Name one big thing/meme/happening you've created in Brit/pol/, cos we could probably name like 20 each individually.
Tripchads lirerally built this general, you're seething.
April 8, 2020 - 12:43
Need to show here your pimping hand
April 8, 2020 - 12:43
If cauldron posts a pic I'll batter skins if he tries to bully him for it
April 8, 2020 - 12:44
>SVG tards think the fucking daily mail is a good source
April 8, 2020 - 12:44
As if people didn't worship the NHS enough now they're going to treat anyone with any tangential service as martyrs for the next decade.
April 8, 2020 - 12:44
cmon babe im feeling lonely x
April 8, 2020 - 12:45
Oh mate Hope she's buying a new one out of her own wages
April 8, 2020 - 12:45
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April 8, 2020 - 12:46
i think he just turned up
April 8, 2020 - 12:46
Inb4 stolen valour laws criminalising pretending to have been an NHS COVID veteran They'll probably demand PhDs stop using the "Dr" title
April 8, 2020 - 12:47
Aaaaaa im so fucking mad Now shes gone back to fucking hoovering
April 8, 2020 - 12:47
Shut your shit stinking mouth you utter prick, your "memes" are steaming dogshit, hammered to death by you and only you. You are cancer, you don't even like yourself why the fuck would anyone else. Stupid fucking pedo. >dd stands for dragon dildo? Enjoy your intestinal parasites you stupid fucking sodomite.
April 8, 2020 - 12:48
Just because us triplads have a good laugh and you're jealous you can't be involved. It's like school with the popular kids all over again
April 8, 2020 - 12:49
>NOOO you can't use our own tactics against us!
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April 8, 2020 - 12:49
so you're a newfag complaining about the state of a thread you've never even been in
how fucking lonely are you lmfao
April 8, 2020 - 12:49