/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3040

>unemployment fiasco (no/late payments)
>rent strikes
>spike in suicides
>spike in domestic violence
>spike in sexual assaults to minors
>spike in child abuse
>spike in family murder/suicides
>increased drinking by all, alcoholics/drug addict relapses
>employee strikes
>employee walkouts
>evictions despite government orders, asshole landlords cutting power, heat, water, cable, electricity to tenets
>mass hunger among children
>blood shortage
>medical supply shortage
>medicine supply shortage
>off the meds crazies going insane
>released criminals will break house arrest>prison/jail riots>infected police force can’t stop crime
>relaxed law enforcement to prevent infection
>nurses quitting>infected hospital staff
>people intentionally spreading infection
>infection “scares”
>tech disparity affecting low income family children with school work
>special needs students struggling to complete assignments

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How are the people in lockdown doing?

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I'm actually enjoying this time off work, i'm staying at home and getting paid, it's like what i dreamed of when i was 10

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Half the guns on those things will probably explode after firing live ammunition. Or they'll just sink by themselves.

>qianxi.baidu.com/
>qianxi.baidu.com/
>qianxi.baidu.com/

Been trying to figure this site out, it tells you the traffic traveling outside from different cities in china. You can find Hubei province on the map and I guess see how much traffic is traveling outside of the province to other provinces. Can't read Chinese to read graphs and graphs change every time you click on a name on the right list.

Iran just reported +4.7k cases (yesterday +2.1k)

highest reported yet, beating the +3.2k record on March 30th

Yes

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yes

it's 2 hours old by now admit defeat

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>czechia lifting restrictions
>infections contained

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Shut the fuck up you obnoxious faggot

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 400,549 (12,857) Spain 146,690 (14,555) Italy 135,586 (17,127) France 109,069 (10,328) Germany 107,663 (2,016) China 81,802 (3,333) Iran 67,286 (4,003) United Kingdom 55,242 (6,159) Turkey 34,109 (725) Belgium 23,403 (2,240) Switzerland 22,328 (824) Netherlands 19,580 (2,101) Canada 17,897 (381) Brazil 14,049 (688) Austria 12,734 (273) Portugal 12,442 (345) South Korea 10,384 (200) Israel 9,404 (71) Russia 8,672 (63) Sweden 7,693 (591) Norway 6,086 (89) Australia 6,010 (50) Ireland 5,709 (210) Denmark 5,386 (203) India 5,360 (164) Chile 5,116 (43) Czech Republic 5,033 (91) Poland 5,000 (136) Romania 4,761 (209) Japan 4,257 (93) Malaysia 4,119 (65) Pakistan 4,072 (58) Ecuador 3,995 (220) Philippines 3,870 (182) Luxembourg 2,970 (44) Indonesia 2,956 (240) Peru 2,954 (107) Saudi Arabia 2,795 (41) Mexico 2,785 (141) Finland 2,487 (34) Serbia 2,447 (61) Thailand 2,369 (30) United Arab Emirates 2,359 (12) Panama 2,249 (59) Qatar 2,057 (6)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +214 (+16) Spain +4,748 (+510) China +62 (+2) Iran +4,697 (+131) Belgium +1,209 (+205) Switzerland +75 (+3) Brazil +15 (+2) Austria +95 (+30) South Korea +53 (+8) Israel +156 (+6) Russia +1,175 (+5) Australia +22 (+1) India +9 (+4) Czech Republic +16 (+3) Poland +152 (+7) Romania +344 (+12) Malaysia +156 (+2) Pakistan +37 (+1) Philippines +106 (+5) Indonesia +218 (+19) Mexico +346 (+16) Thailand +111 (+3) Panama +149 (+4) Ukraine +206 (+7) Morocco +58 (+1) Estonia +36 (+3) Slovenia +32 (+4) Moldova (+2) Hungary +78 (+11) Armenia +28 (+1) Kazakhstan +12 (+1) Uzbekistan +14 (+1) Bolivia +16 (+1) El Salvador +15 (+1) Myanmar (+2) Antigua & Barbuda (+1) Denmark +315 Finland +179 New Zealand +50 Belarus +205 Hong Kong +25 Lithuania +32 Kuwait +112 Bosnia & Herzegovina +13 Bulgaria +4…

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hardly nigger ever. i think its nigger extremely offensive to use nigger that word. i dont nigger think it should ever nigger be said by anyone nigger

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Fuck off kid

Every 30 seconds? Are there 2880 deaths per day yet?

This pic is heretical sir

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>special needs students struggling to complete assignments
Nooooo not the heckin downie potaterinos.

Just report and ignore.

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>Brazil 14,049 (688)
Pra frente BRASIL

what a cope. soon nigger

I use nigga very often, Nigger never because it sounds bad.

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>99% of deaths with prior conditions.
Almost like people are dying from their existing health problems.
If the virus is so bad, shouldn't it also kill otherwise healthy people?
The flu also kills people, but does the flu only kill people with preexisting condition? And CoViD is supposed to be worse?

Fuck off nigger

glad to hear it fallout user

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How am I coping faggot? Where's a good source that tells you deaths per day?

Committing suicide, beating their wives, abusing their kids, terrified by the emptiness of their own thoughts, getting alcohol poisoning

Can a drawfag do corona-chan in a conservative dress. I'm sick of this out of proportion tentacle shit

Reported for heresy.

Okay witch hunter.

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>>special needs students struggling to complete assignments
They're all on this bored

T-45 and 60 have the best helmet design.
T-51 looks like something out of a happy meal

Seems like total bullshit thing to do
Here we just had a column of people coming from Austria 2 days back.
34 were infected in just one day while we had 15 local transmitted cases.

Just one batch of people comming from other countries means she is back.
Lifting lockdown is bullshit untill all of europe is safe

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nigrescence?

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youtube.com/watch?v=UNKAsdtTIEE

This is why I hate this country and its habitants

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>Almost like people are dying from their existing health problems.
This is what they tell you to soften the news. Notice how they rarely define what counts as an existing health problem.
USAmericans have terrible overall health. Dental issues kill tons of people annually.

I thought it had peaked?

Here.

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>REUTERS HEADLINES
South Korea imposes new coronavirus travel restrictions, announces $29.5 billion in business aid

UK PM Johnson stable after second night in intensive care battling COVID-19

Factbox: Latest on the spread of the coronavirus around the world

Futures dip as U.S. coronavirus death toll jumps

Trump holds support of political base in virus-prone states

Spain's number of coronavirus deaths rises by 757 to over 14,500

Irresponsible of governments to leave ECB alone in virus fight: Kazaks

ECB urges measures worth 1.5 trillion euros this year to tackle virus crisis: sources

Donations pour in but India's 'PM CARES' coronavirus fund faces criticism

Iran presses for IMF loan; some business to stay shut despite easing

EU ministers fail to agree virus economic rescue in all-night talks

India considers narrowing lockdown to coronavirus hotspots

EU to adopt pan-European approach on mobile apps to fight coronavirus

>SCIENCE HEADLINES
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Unprecedented nationwide blood studies seek to track U.S. coronavirus spread

Trials of drugs to prevent coronavirus infection begin in health care workers

South Africa hopes its battle with HIV and TB helped prepare it for COVID-19

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Scientists have turned the structure of the coronavirus into music

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corona came to my city today (at least officially)
what do?

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they call me corona
because i eata de shitto

>Dental issues kill tons of people annually.
So does erectile dysfunction.

thank you for that sensible chuckle, nigel

CAN ANYTHING HAPPEN ALREADY!?
THIS IS THE MOST PEACEFUL PANDEMIC IN THE HISTORY OF PANDEMICS

chortle

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I was surprised at yesterday's numbers too, i thought that we were going to start dwindling down, if it keeps going this way maybe we can actually hit that "daily 9/11" in the US

My only worry here is Brazil, i have no idea how they are doing over there but cases keep rising by a lot

Enclave PA is where it's at, it looks more menacing

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just watch louis rossmann's video. He's talking about the PPP. The paycheck protection program and how they're trying to jew a way out from actually protecting wages. Essentially, there was an interpretation saying "it'll include the amount of wages before taxes." So a bunch of people signed up for it And then a few days after people signed up for it, the treasury department says the complete opposite. People cant opt out of it because of bullshit legality reasons.

youtu.be/xlnpDBgptI4

prepare to die

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>he fell for the Sunday/Monday meme

NOTHINGBURGER

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Do some of you guys really live like this for whole months? I mean, I'm a schizoid myself but I haven't spent more than a month in self isolation since my very early 20s (I'm 26 now). It's terrifying.

What I do know is that there won't be a lot of Ns in the world by the end of this.

QUICK RUNDOWN ON BOJO IN THE ICU
>QUICK RUNDOWN ON BOJO IN THE ICU
QUICK RUNDOWN ON BOJO IN THE ICU
>QUICK RUNDOWN ON BOJO IN THE ICU
QUICK RUNDOWN ON BOJO IN THE ICU

>Boris bows to Coronachan
>In contact with nurses
>Possesses no respiratory abilities
>Controls UK via Raab
>Owes PPE & Dosh globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first funeral of a PM in ages (HydePark will be his resting place)
>Owns 99% of the original RNA strain
>First designer PPE will in all likelihood be worn by his survivors
>both wife and child said to have corona, such viral loads on Earth have only existed deep in Wuhan & NewYork
>Ancient Chinese recipies tell of two bats who will be served and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>Boris owns ICU beds around the world
>You likely have BoJo-Beds inside your city
>The Torries are in regular communication with the PM's replacement, forwarding the word of Boris to the Herd. Who do you think set up the makeshift hospital in London?
>He forgot how to process oxygen in under a day
>Nation states entrust their herd plans with him. There's no cure by the NHS, only bodybags.
>Boris will be 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality,he will die within a week birthing a new strain of coronachan. We don't know her ultimate plan yet. We hope she's a benevolent being.

Isolation OC here

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thanks, faggot

Nice

The first 3 months of Spanish Flu and Black Death probably weren't exciting either. Pandemics happening overnight is Hollywood garbage.

holy shit
i had forgotten my childhood dreams after years of adult.
but, yeah, WFH was def one of them -- before WFH was even a thing

those stats are 100% believable jews never ever lie

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Nigerundayo

Same. We live on a nice large acre lot with low monthly expenses and are already starting a ton of landscaping projects that we've always wanted to do. We're getting 2000 a month, + 1500 for child tax benefit per month. Kids aren't missing school because one is two and the other 7 months old so its just pure benefit for us. It's going to be a great summer.

Every time I listen to the news they say the peak is 1 week away, that 1 week never gets any closer

Finally. Thank you jannies

Probably nothing different from your previous life, you'll get infected anyway.
You can stay from public places and stuff like that though

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it's over, shut it down

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I'm not getting paid... Just two more weeks till I get my $1200, r-right guys?

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why is New York so fucked?

what was that guys deal? just pathetically thirsty for attention?

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>My only worry here is Brazil, i have no idea how they are doing over there but cases keep rising by a lot
Pic related

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Fucking unemployment being so Jew. Fucking give me and my money you bastards

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what the fuck