>be Lucifer
>get kicked out of Heaven by God for reasons
>literally become God's best ally by enforcing His rules on humans and punishing sinners for all eternity
Why doesn't Lucifer just compete with God by making Hell a super cool place with blackjack and hookers that you can only join after your death if you are an über sinner?
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Where does the Bible say that Lucifer enforces his rules in hell?
>God
that's not God, that's Yahweh, the Jew-god!
What about that eternal torture shit?
>enforcing His rules on humans
hes not enforcing the laws because he hates god, hes enforcing them because he hates humans
>punishing sinners
Where does the Bible say he does this?
Hell is a very cold place, don't listen to Jews and Italians they're fucking insane. Think like a human.
So hell isn't that bad afterall?
Bet he hates niggers and jews more than humans
So we have something in common then.
He doesn't have the power to do that
>retard that gets all his knowledge of hell from shitty hollywood movies and television shows
Why would he hate humans but not his own father who kicked him from what is supposed to be the best place ever?
God is the one who makes hell miserable. Now that I think about it God might give an edge lord worthy of heaven a place that looks like hell but is actually quite blissful.
fuck jewish myths and fuck desert demon YHVH
the bible doesn't mention anything about hell, only a pit of fire for people who disagreed with jesus. the term hell was invented/rationalized later and most common beliefs on Satan/Lucifer actually come from Paradise Lost, which is basically fanfiction.
Also this. He first rebelled against God because of jealousy of humans
Lucifer was jealous of how much God loved humans. Fueled by jealousy, Lucifer rebelled from God. Naturally, you wouldnt live in Heaven if you didnt love god because Heaven is where you go to be with God.
For someone who doesnt love God, Heaven isnt all that great. You might like it better in the first circle of hell, which is full of non-sinners and no real punishment.
It quite literally says non believers burn in a lake of fire for eternity.
Dude, read a bible. Without Christ you just die, and cease to exist. There's no fire, no torment, just oblivion.
because god made us flawed in terms of having free will, angels can only obey god
I suspect you're a fan of lucifer
Which place has better weed?
What's with kikes and schizos hating St. John? His Gospel strikes me as the only one being as grounded in reality as Paul's epistles.
>hes not enforcing the laws because he hates god, hes enforcing them because he hates humans
Satan is one edgy motherfucker.
The first circle of hell definitely sounds like the coolest place
Yeah I think it's more likely that god is totally in charge of hell and satan is sitting down there like an asshole.
I read uhh paradise lost a long long time ago but I can't exactly remember everything but the tl dr version was that god created humans and asked the Angel's to bow down to them etc praise them. You get the idea. Then lucifer who felt humans were beneath him and his only worship and praise should be for God. Fast forward some things happen and lucifer believes he should be in charge and attempt to do this and get immediately expelled from heaven. I could be wrong cause it's been about 10 years since I read paradise lost. It's also one giant poem. So you if wanna read that br prepared
Doesn't sound so bad. Is it like purgatory?
Purgatory is a Catholic meme.
Lots of typos my bad
>Why doesn't Lucifer just compete with God by making Hell a super cool place with blackjack and hookers that you can only join after your death if you are an über sinner?
Satan doesn't rule over Hell, Satan hasn't even been to Hell at this point in the timeline. Satan will burn in Hell and won't be ruling shit.
God created Hell and God rules over Hell. God's destroying angel named Abaddon is the angel of the bottomless pit and when the time comes will bind Satan and cast him into Hell.
The human hater is God not Satan. You should know this since you Satanists always bring up Satan having a lower Biblical kill count than God. It reminds me of that one SOAD quote "God is dressed in black."
God isn't Satan's father, God is his creator.
Got that
>God rules over Hell
Wait, so he's kinda cruel, is he not?
None of that kike shit makes sense
the Bible extensively discusses Hell in both Testaments, and from a broader cultural perspective we know exactly what they mean by it
>Dude, read a bible. Without Christ you just die, and cease to exist. There's no fire, no torment, just oblivion.
You know how I can tell you never read the Bible?
>9And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand, 10The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb: 11And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
So millions of hindus and asians will die because they just didnt get the chance ti heard about rabbi jesus?
Its not cruel to deliver justice and we find ourselves under the law of divine justice. Why shouldnt God be cruel to unrepentant murders?
So what the hell is "lake of fire" then? Smartass
>Wait, so he's kinda cruel, is he not?
God is fucking based. All these faggots think they are going to get away with their evils but they don't realise God sees everything and knows their hearts and will recompense them for their works. You can't escape Judgement without repentance and the blood of Jesus Christ. And most people will never ask Jesus to save them from his Judgement because they're too proud and wicked as Hell.
Does he hate females though?
What does the bible, written hundreds of year after the death of jesus, have to do with anything god wants? If men are imperfect, everyone involved creates exponential imperfections in the document.
>literally become God's best ally by enforcing His rules on humans and punishing sinners for all eternity
That's fanfiction originally created by Dante and renaissance artists.
>So millions of hindus and asians will die because they just didnt get the chance ti heard about rabbi jesus?
Everyone has heard of Jesus, and even the miniscule fraction of a percentage of adults who haven't still deserve to go to Hell. Everyone deserves to go to Hell. That is the red pill.
This idea is actually from the Quran. That Iblis would not bow before Adam.
If I remember my bible correctly (it's been a long while since I read it) the lake of fire is reserved for Satan, antichrist and their followers after the return of Jesus, and it's exact nature (like if they will burn for eternity or if they're just destroyed in fire) is left vague.
Based
>and it's exact nature (like if they will burn for eternity or if they're just destroyed in fire) is left vague.
No it isn't.
See
satan never rebelled
Where in the Aramaic bible is Lucifer mentioned?
He did.
Nah, that's the ninth circle
HaSatan ("The Satan") is described in Job and Psalms. For Christians, the devil has power and authority in and of himself. However, in the Bible, The Satan only has power granted by God, and has no authority in and of himself.
Thus, Satan acts only with God's authority and as a part of his will.
care to post the precept?
>Where in the Aramaic bible is Lucifer mentioned?
Semantics.
>13For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ. 14And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. 15Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.
Lol no it isn't. The idea springs up in several books in the old testament, the book of Enoch, and the 4 gospels. This further demonstrates the plagiarism that your so called prophet was engaged in
>enforcing His rules on humans and punishing sinners for all eternity
>t. never read the Bible
>Enoch
ok sir. did the Cambridge society post your copy of that book?
Carlos!
the purgatory concept of hell is not biblical, it's mainstream "christianity" instituted by pagan Catholicism which is the antichrist.
>care to post the precept?
I can.
>7And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels, 8And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven. 9And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.
the elites being utilized by satan
Esau edom
>Why doesn't Lucifer just compete with God by making Hell a super cool place with blackjack and hookers that you can only join after your death if you are an über sinner?
This actually reminds me of a good Eastern European joke I heard.
>man goes to hell
>satan sees that the man is saddened
>what's wrong my man? satan asks
>well, i ended up in hell
>oh, this place isn't so bad. let me ask you a question, do you like brawling? y'know, punching and kicking other people?
>yes, the man says
>great, because that's what we do on mondays. do you like taking drugs and narcotics?
>yes, that's how i died
>that's great, that's what we do on tuesdays. do you like gambling?
>oh i love gambling
>great, that's what we play on wednesdays. do you drink alcohol?
>good because that's what we do on thursdays. and by the way, are you gay?
>no, the man says
>well, then you're going to hate fridays