AUS/POL/ Pauline was right edition

I’m an impotent male stripper!
GIVE ME THE DOLE!!!

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>flake
Low tier fish

wait, is it true that with jobkeeper, employees can (and most likely will) be able to just use it to force staff to go on annual leave and use it to pay for it?

that's pretty fucked if true. shouldn't we already entitled to leave we accrued over time and shouldn't have it depleted if work can't realistically keep having us come in

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Pink shapes.
We’ll never have that. Hopefully we can build a world where our grandkids get that and then they can fuck over their grandkids like our grandparents did to us and the cycle will repeat until the nuclear holocaust.

paywall

A CUNTING COCKATOO CAN’T EVEN GET CASH BUT LITERAL POTATO LEXICONS CAN?

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i've never popped a stiffy to anything gay

pell getting off, as if we needed more proof of global elite pedo ring hah. david icke is right. alex jones is right.

sup cunts

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Viruses don’t have a nationality

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they are making people work (i.e do gardening around the workplace, do home care at the bosses house, etc) they can even make you work on another site.

and they can force you to use up all of your AL

Australian government making YouTube take down 5g corona videos

This bullshit with gary jubelin and the tyrrell case stinks of pizzagate...

>touching your own dick for pleasure
>not gay

chinese refers to its origin, not its nationality ya dumb cunt

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>boohoo I want my free money
Such a simple cunt you are.

The real deal

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>Viruses don’t have a nationality
Corona has a nationality of origin m8.
And just like the chinks it thinks it go where ever and do what ever it wants.
FUCK CHINKS

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Why do Aussies get this chick and we get horse muhammed

jewtube would do it regardless

All signs point to an American military member being patient zero so suck on that fag.

>Praise her
Finally something I agree with

The federal government has written to YouTube asking it to remove 5G misinformation from its platform, with communications minister Paul Fletcher declaring the content is undermining official health advice from the Australian Department of Health.

In the letter dated April 6, seen by The Australian, Fletcher says he’s concerned about misinformation in YouTube videos connecting 5G technology and COVID-19.

“Given the significant harm that could arise from false health advice relating to COVID-19, I am concerned that Google does not intend to remove all such videos from its platform, unless it specifically breaches Google’s policy or Australian law,” Fletcher says in the letter.

“Many Australians are working from home, with their children, and will be accessing digital resources more than usual.

“I further note that many of these videos are monetised, meaning that their creators and YouTube are generating advertising revenue. I note that the Australian Consumer Law prohibits misleading and deceptive conduct in trade and commerce.”

It comes after multiple 5G cell towers were burned down in the UK last week following conspiracy theories linking 5G to the spread of the coronavirus, and a growing number of celebrities including John Cusack and Woody Harrelson have posted on social media linking COVID-19 to 5G.

Fletcher told The Australian his office had communicated to Google more than once about the government’s concern that misinformation about how COVID-19 spreads is a risk to public health.

“It is concerning to see that some platforms are taking longer to recognise that fundamental misunderstandings about the origins and transmission of diseases such as COVID-19 pose a significant risk to public health.

“I strongly encourage all digital platforms to bring their misinformation policies into line with public health imperatives and expectations,” he said.

install Bypass Paywalls on your browser and you can read for free

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tastes good but.

Kung Flu, Chinese Aids.

Made In China.

>do home care at the bosses house
literally no way this could possibly be legal

>Kingsland and princeland.
That's South Australia's northern territory faggot.
It's all Kingsland.

>wake up Australia
>wake UP Australia.
>I’m garn put a bullet in your general secretaries head
You sound like that whip retard.

One reply
Calling you a glowie
Hahahahaha
This is gunna be like last night but I fired up the lappy tonight.

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Temporarily unemployed Australian here. Denmark won’t give me any money as I am not a citizen. Recon Theres a way I can get the scomobucks from here?
Do you have to actually front Centrelink to apply for this shit. I haven’t lived in Aus for 4 years.

I don't think so, annual leave is a debt owed by the company to employees, subsidising that debt with government funds is essentially a way for the company to get richer, since they don't dip into their own pockets to pay something they already owe. The ATO, fairwork straya and the gubmint won't like that, it was a bailout designed to pay the salaries of people who aren't able to come in and work, and discourage employers from firing them to save money.

get fucked chang, how many chink yuan do the CCP for your blatant shill posts?

one user here was told he had to come in and do 750 dollars a week worth of gardening and cleaning

then call it the CIA flu.
that spike protein did not evolve in nature.

>making a video is trade or commerce

Yeah you can learn all about video editing at the school of commerce.

Whats for Dinner blokes?
Curry Omelet for me

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found him.
give us a harder one.

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Based Aussie ban all of YouTube I say

All signs point to it being a researcher at the virology lab in wuhan where they were spraying bat blood on each other in a study so how about you go home chinkoid.

Might reinstall bf4

BF5 have lots of people playing?

that employer needs to be physically hauled away from the workplace and replaced with someone who has a clue

did you vomit on a baking tray and nuke the shit out of it in an oven?

You need to be in Australia to make the claim

bf4 is based

just had my blocked sewer pipe unblocked by a plumber, took the cunts 5 mins with this water jetter thing.
why didnt I become a plumber. quotes were
>$500 plus GST
>$330 per hour but you need to pay two hours
>$250 for two guys
>I cant quote you because I havent seen the fucking job yet
>I dont have time to fix your problem
>I'll only do it if you accept now and pay me a fee to quote you on site
FUCK PLUMBERS

Time for some BT free reality.
>You sound like that whip retard.
I would have spent the bucks on a shit AU to ram the gates and not wasted it on boots and a hat.
Would have been more convincing if he was wearing shorts thongs and a slouch hat while throwing stubbies at them.
Empties of couirse.

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hard yakka
mm, mm, mmm

can anyone gimme the QRD on Pell?

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The coronavirus does. It's Chinese.

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...

Why would you ruin an omelette with fucking curry you disgusting street shit

>New South Wales isn't New Canton.
>East Queensland isn't New Vietnam.
>Kingsland isn't Abo Dumping ground.
Terrible post.

Use your fingers next time or get a laxative.

Thought so, cheers.

Suck some Dane cock for money mate you'll be right

Go to the embassy

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embassy will get you a mercy mission flight home

I wanna live in prince land

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t. ABC loving faggot

This is why I call it the CCP virus, because it was the CCP that caused this pandemic to be so wide spread.

"It can't be transmitted from human to human..." - The Chinese Communist Party

Is it still populated?

>NSW Police will use number plate recognition technology and cameras to ensure people adhere to social distancing measures over the Easter long weekend.

>NSW Police Commissioner Mick Fuller said while it might be disappointing for people to stay at home, police will be out patrolling highways, country roads and caravan parks in an effort to slow the spread of coronavirus.

baka.com.au/national/coronavirus-updates-live-global-covid-19-cases-surpass-1-3-million-as-australian-death-toll-stands-at-48-20200407-p54i17.html#p509jj

Fuck off slant eyes

no idea, i haven't played for 2 years. im not into videogames anymore

How to get gf

If you have a CRN I reckon you could get it and no one will ever know.

Big boy meme flag too grown up for vidy

what the fuck is that

delete this

What happens to homeless people? Do they just keep getting fined until they can afford a home to not be fined in?

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whats the fucking point of 'patrolling country roads' and stopping people from going for drives. i'm no schizo but why would they want everyone cooped up inside? 5g towers confirmed

Based dinner

Haha.
I can still go for a ride up the mountain on the duc.
Motor bikes are exercise in QLD.
Might even go for a paddle in the kayak over the weekend.

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bf4 was shit, netcode sucked and the weapon attachments didnt make any sense at all.
Tested bf3 just now, same story there.

because all the retards in sydney have flooded our poor regional towns and we dont fucking want them

it was in melbourne, so idk, spit and you'll hit one.

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The only truly homeless in this country are people who want to be. I'm sure they're moving them into halfway houses and public housing for the time being.

>whats the fucking point of 'patrolling country roads' and stopping people from going for drives.
To keep the roads clear for my bike ride m8.

Can we just take a moment to thank the nurses?

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the only clap the roastie in scrubs will get is from a BBC

They work hard and didn’t sign up for this.

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Keep that tatted up hippie away from me.

Don't give the cunts any ideas

You ever go to the hospital for shits n gigles and say you have a sore cock? Nurses will literally give you a free feel up and I've had thousands of nurses touch my cock and balls for free.

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She’s pretty much my dream woman.
Her badge says vegan. I’m in love!

hit up that slag Mary for a few kronor, i bet she'd slip you a few danebux if you slipped her some schlong, like a good fellow aussie should

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I didn't sign up for it either.
Do I get a medal now?

Fucking based and redpilled

>Her badge says vegan. I’m in love!
Bet her vag says BBC.