/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3037

► Detected: 1,432,984 (+2,065) ► Died: 82,135 (+101) ► Day: 90 (-18:45:48)

— 4.3 billion people under lockdown —
— 213 countries and territories infected —
— 4.5x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,088 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Sky News reports virus might have escaped Chinese lab
youtu.be/CIHWaaJNktQ

Courts determine Spain omits deaths, real toll 3 times higher
archive.is/Y23r1

51 patients in South Korea reinfected after "recovery"
archive.is/cuSMR

UK is undercounting deaths, according to official data
archive.is/EoUDu

r0 between 3.8 and 8.9, according to the CDC
archive.is/IyGbv

>INFO
Dengue-like fever and rash
archive.is/PJp5G

Patient tests negative four times, was infected
archive.is/LAD5r

Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
archive.is/gFpGT

27 year old in Britain dies without previous conditions
archive.is/EKuej

Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
archive.is/RypEi

>REMINDER
US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
archive.is/BtIQO

WHO declares _PANDEMIC_
archive.is/ZleCj

Japan confirms China doesn't count suspected in death toll
archive.is/H1Bm1

Virus might be an escaped vaccine trial
archive.is/VxlBI

WHO declared end of swine flu with only 18,500 confirmed dead
archive.is/kSTFS

>LATEST
06:14: 1,324 new cases and 133 new deaths in Spain
06:02: 78 new cases and 11 new deaths in Hungary
05:51: 1,408 new cases and 76 new deaths in Germany
05:43: 111 new cases and 3 new deaths in Thailand
04:30: 218 new cases and 7 new deaths in Brazil
04:00: 50 new cases in New Zealand

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science.thewire.in/health/coronavirus-china-wuhan-lockdown/
beebom.com/pornhub-95-percent-increase-traffic-india/
youtu.be/C8XbOcSmV-c
youtu.be/DpIwermnd-E
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archive.is/IWWfI
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jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2018/an-hamburgs-schulen-werden-deutsche-zur-minderheit/
brookings.edu/research/less-than-half-of-us-children-under-15-are-white-census-shows/
archive.is/keGjT
statisticalatlas.com/United-States/Race-and-Ethnicity
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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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>just two more weeks bro

Niggers tongue my anus.

anda a dormir boludo

Handsome

They're so fucked

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no

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looks like a fucking tranny. kill your illustrator.

the world order is in grave danger from communist china.

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at least you have your doujinshi and VN lad.

>Australia
They'll take it away from me before long

Who is the absolute madlad who got to publish a slightly altered version of Corona-Chan on my local newspaper (corriere del Ticino, Switzerland)?

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haha!

Why u no rike Corona-Chan Xi?
Here hav better wan.

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WHO ELSE HERE HAS GOTTEN DRUNK EVERY NIGHT FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS

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Post rare Corona-chans

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8198445/City-centre-coronavirus-outbreak-China-lockdown-lifted-three-months.html

Second wave when?

Poo user, do you see any police beating people with sticks?

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noooo alcohol!

Dick pic at 6million cases.

sorry I deleted the other post because the pic was wrongly rotated

Me, but high instead of drunk.

I can't believe I've missed this.

Good job saving a thumbnail, dingus.

Probably done by someone who usually draws yaoi.

You gonna finish her or what? Looks ridiculous with a red dress and a red background.

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>pretty sure this is going to be bad but don't quite believe it enough to start dipping into my savings account yet
>no tourniquet or decent first aid kit in case PVP mode unlocked
Is it too early to call this the Big One?

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She's mine feg, get ur own.

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"Second" wave already.
science.thewire.in/health/coronavirus-china-wuhan-lockdown/
They're going to blame new infections of Russians.

Yeah nah
Not really feeling this one OP
her shoulder are too round wich distracts from the tits
also that jawline
lift your game OP

???
It’s literally already passed peak for 95% of the world lmao

Answer me

fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch
threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .
reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queers and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless because nobody loves them.
also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.
these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i fun cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate

also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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How fucked are they?

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Answer me.

Only because of lockdowns. Maybe I'll wait til lockdowns start lifting and see what happens.

yeah I'm just tired right now. it ain't helping that I'm colorblind too, so please be patient.

Has anyone willingly gone there in the last few years? Maybe it never got there

post current data or you're nothing more than an attention whore

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Basically control group, isnt it?

>Only old people are dying
>That means less white people
REMINDER THIS POSTER IS A KIKE SHILL FROM /PTG/.
Does any user have that photo of the kike in his office with the chart when the US will be minority white? Because that is this schizo fuck.

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>beebom.com/pornhub-95-percent-increase-traffic-india/

>Compared to traffic to the site from India on an average day, the growth spiked to over 55 per cent on the first day of the lockdown and March 27 recorded the peak in growth in traffic that month at 95 per cent, data released by Pornhub last week showed. In fact, traffic to the site started increasing considerably from March 8.

>However, since Pornhub and other adult entertainment portals are banned in India, the users are talking other online routes like virtual private networks (VPNs) to access such websites.

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>That means less white people
I believe the majority of total US victims so far is majority black.

YOU STILL POSTING THIS SHIT YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING NIGGER ? NOTHING IS HAPPENING AND THIS IS JUST A BIG FAT NOTHINGBURGER. WUHAN IS OPEN AND ITALY IS RECOVERING. JUST KYS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

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wtf i love china now

5G is a half-assed attempt to meet government broadband goals. Telcos squandered money in the 90s and didn't build the fiber they promised. Now they'll do a shittier job and charge you again!
Regarding surveillance: there is a theoretical potential for high-precision tracking, but 5G in the USA is not deployed at those frequencies (just near-wifi range and on top of existing cell bands) plus there's the additional problem of vegetation and mist/fog/rain completely fucking up transmission.
5G is a money grab. It's the same telco jewish tricks we've seen for ages.

based pajeets

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I'm going into 100% lockdown can't leave house to even get food tomorrow, this is my last night to get food. I got enough ramen to last a year, you anons stocked up on food as well?

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Literaly get past normie pc user knowledge only driven by the desire to watch porn.
Man, tell the indians that if they get to alpha centauri they'll get free por for life and we'll be interestelar race by 2050

(No sauce) but it still means less white people and acceleration of replacement Hans. Kill off all boomers and every single western country is minority white overnight.

>still not 100k deaths
Come on little guy let's see some digits

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Nothingburger troll here.
It's fun to shitpost for the reactions, but the ruse is starting to get depressing at this point.

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Sauna + pepper vodka + physical activity is good combo to beat virus.

In Louisiana, it's also over 70% of deaths are black.

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Basement full of caned fish and those "add hot water" quick dishes

Almost a ton. I'll start to sell if this shit gets better.

wait for 2 to 3 days user. maybe you'll feed the numbers with your own dead

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checked and did you see the hazmat spurdo on a sign posted at a finnish store?

rolling

> yfw ywn have a chubby mommy Levantine waifu

youtu.be/C8XbOcSmV-c
youtu.be/DpIwermnd-E
youtu.be/gxYap7YGgJI

> descended from the consorts of Palmyra (mothers of Roman emperors) and the muses for Ishtar herself
> hardy, well tempered for nomadic and desert environments and immune to any chinky virus
> very fertile (goes without saying), wants a large family
> born knowing her family's age-old recipe for goat and biryani, keeps you well fed; the Arab mommy in her makes sure you eat EVERYTHING she cooks you
> the mediterranean nature of much of her diet allows her to live longer than even her first-world counterparts
> thicc stature bears hardier sons, she is a lioness over her children and her household, makes sure they achieve honorable places in society
> proud of her tribe and lineage, sings the odes of her ancestors as she does chores (in an Arabic far more sublime than any Latin)
> takes everything you give her in bed, well
> when you're locked in embrace, you feel surrounded and secure by her womanly essence
> your favorite thing to do is resting your head on her supple bosom after your passion is spent, and she strokes your head while whispering a lullaby to you

HASHEMITE TUMMIES >>> KHAZAR MILKERS

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Guys, did Gary die? Did it achieve sentience? Help

What is happening here

>(No sauce) but it still means less white people and acceleration of replacement Hans.
The US used to only have 100 million whites back when it was 90% white. Now it has 200 million whites at 60% white. Does this mean the country got whiter?
>Kill off all boomers and every single western country is minority white overnight.
You must be retarded. Even the youngest generation in the US is about 49% white, 70% in France/Britain/Australia, 75% or more in Germany etc., 90%+ in pretty much every non-major Western country.
And again, if it kills mostly black people in the US, the US would become whiter.

>There is now evidence for SARS-CoV-2 reactivation
>archive.is/IWWfI
Can anybody tell me what does this means?

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>Corona Chan is a coal burner

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Looks more like Toga from MHA.

>did you see the hazmat spurdo on a sign posted at a finnish store?

no but based kek

Friday.

You can have my folder if it helps you
mega.nz/#F!obBBSQiS!PxwiTcFAcWp9AhNaoXRYKQ

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why would ptg and cvg have beef? (pun intended) isnt there a pretty well known correlation to national crisis and the sitting prez approval ratings go up? please spoonfeed me because i cant into smart

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Thank you, corona-chan!

Anyone have source on this?

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We'll see. So far my county hasn't had a single case or even people under the weather so i'm not sure if this will even affect us

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something something belaz escape trucks
(they'll be better off than globohomo countries imho)
>Has anyone willingly gone there in the last few years?
i have. it owns and is very based. like a time capsule of my childhood

fags trying to stir up shit

Probably for the best to stock up on water, just fill up pots and pans if you have to.
I doubt it will be soon, seems like India is going to experience mass death next month same with US.

Good digits

I fucking broke up with gf on thanksgiving and this quarantine happens right after what bad timing I could be fucking 5 times every day if this happened a bit sooner.

100k deaths soon

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uh... what the fuck

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Where's muh reparations?

yes

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checked and cheers

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lol

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the obvious question is: why are they leaving the city by the thousands? what horror are they fleeing from?

I have a lot of bottles too, but in bad scenarios tap water in Warsaw is drinkable

>living in bumfuck, Iowa
When the apocalypse finally hits I'm camping on your farm.

shoot it down!
must be invasion forces!!

HIV 2.0?

Important supplies in case I catch another flu

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>what is relative vs absolute
Sorry Hans you're retarded, you deserve to go extinct
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2018/an-hamburgs-schulen-werden-deutsche-zur-minderheit/

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probably cargo

Bro, same boat. Now I just jerk off about it instead.

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Reminds me of Otoyomegatari, which I haven't caught up on lately

the smell.

>two chinese men spitroast Jussie and cum in his ass and mouth

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feels good being white

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noooo astrayaaa

They were the ones who called it a nothing burger until march 13 when trump said "National Emergency declared". Many of PTG still call it a nothing burger, about half of them started to wake up and realize they were fed lies by trump for months. Trump said this was a nothing burger in January, same in February but with some force ie he attacked people who claimed it was real saying "fake news", then March happened and he panicked saying "National Emergency".

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You should crash that plane... WITH NO SURVIVORS!!

1) Hamburg is an urban diverse shithole
2) Everyone who didn't live in Germany in 1950 is counted as having a migrant background, including all of their descendants. So for example, if you moved to Germany, you would be counted as a migrant and therefore - by your logic - you would be non-white.

>aerosolizing the entire payload in the atmosphere over your country
Oh no

You realize after a certain amount you just pee out the rest of water-soluble vitamins, right? Vitamin D is lipid-soluble though. But, you know, it's April, you shouldn't need supplements if you're White.

based and checked

>mass death next month same with US.
This is supposed to be the worst week for US deaths. Not sure why you think May will be worse.

Can you please stop trying to cause inter-thread conflict?

>using mode instead of mean or median
Jesus Christ

I have stashed water bottles filled in my walls, if shit gets bad here we will see lack of water immediately. Water in the bahamas is hard to get on a normal day, with this stuff going on it will worth more than cash soon. So I hid water in my walls, stuffed bottles behind the dry wall.

>people supporting trump unironically
gross. nice flag, mon

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fugg :DDDD

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Thanks, I'll take a look lad... is peak female performance for me, but instead, I'm stuck watching this crazy wh*te bitch in pic related absolutely have a drunken come-apart on camera... this is truly grotesque, and she's still on ranting

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(it's polish. mea culpa)

I've been drinking every night for the last two years pussy. Been ramping it up lately cause what in the God damn is there to do.

Isn't Thanksgiving in November?

Cope more faggot

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let me screencap this sir. Also good call.

Fuck off newfag, they started the fucking fight. They for MONTHS, mocked us by calling us shizos. Of course you wouldn't know your new from fucking plebbit, we have been fighting off their preacher Bill Mitchell daily here. They worshipped that man until we brought down their false god with the fucking truth.

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Sub-standard med supplies, user.

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My picture proves that Germany is actually 100% white.

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I know corona virus 19 can make blood spew out iron and vitamin c helps take care of it. No harm in having a lot of it in case of symptoms

Not drinking until Easter here

Kill Boris Trump and Biden Corona Chan

T_Donald posters are stupid yes, but Yas Forums drama is even stupider.

brb have to go get chinkvirus and head on down to a party at the ghetto


in minecraft

Bill Mitchell has been consistedly mocked by /ptg/ because he stole info from their threads back in 2016.

It always strikes me as strange that people point to South Korea as an example in any particular sense. It's a smaller nation with a lower population with superb infrastructure. They're akin to a best-case-scenario rather than reality.

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Median would be useless and average wouldn't show the issue you shitwit. Are you a kike shill too? What the fuck is this thread
brookings.edu/research/less-than-half-of-us-children-under-15-are-white-census-shows/

they will be removed

What? They unironically used those images on there? Top kek XD

it's a plane full of supplies. all you had to do was search the flight number
archive.is/keGjT

The death rate for South Korea is now at 1.9% of all infected, will probably converge towards 3%. These are devastating numbers, especially considering the low average age of the infected and the good treatment.

ohhhh okay that explains the willy michelle posting. i thought he was just a giant d bag with a punchable face and that was the whole joke, but that makes sense

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Noted. Mainly it’s about the vitamin C though.

I’ve heard doctors taking like 10g in a day to stave off illness.

>InterPals
based

Vitamin C is an antioxidant. It protects red blood cells from oxidative stress and helps the immune system, but doesn't do anything for iron. You can get iron supplements, but you'd know if you had a problem and Europeans are prone to having too much iron.

The thing about Covid and iron is mostly because the body attempts to sequester iron during infection. Ferritin levels skyrocket as the body tries to grab it all.

What's to freak out about? China totally got Corona under control :^)

>HIV 2.0?
is that what HIV has as well??

statisticalatlas.com/United-States/Race-and-Ethnicity

And this doesn't even consider that Hispanics range from European to full-on nigger.

Then go back where you belong faggot fuck
>but we're quarantined
Yes and now you're spreading your retardation here. Fuck off

Herpes-like flareups after initial recovery, only instead of a rash, it causes pneumonia, organ damage, and various other stuff.

You’re probably talking about deaths per confirmed cases. Not deaths per infections.

Vitamin C doesn't help you against diseases. The only times it had any kind of effect was when the doctors directly injected it into the bloodstream.