Why do men do this?

youtu.be/2aRzkIZna20
Was like watching a divorce happen in real time. Amazing

people are suddenly realizing that a daily absence for a job is the very thing that made their wife and kids bearable.

bitches be bitchin mane.

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You really want the brutal truth? I don't think you do, O.P.

Why the fuck would I care about your feet?

My wife switched all our grocery shopping to curbside and is sanitizing everything. She thinks its a bioweapon/power grab

Women need to be disciplined when they get out of line, same as children.

>Oh, I am going to make you *three* sandwiches
And bring me a beer while you're at it
By the way why do you only date thugs and bullies?

I don't need three sandwiches. Don't be wasteful. I'll eat that PUSSY THO AHAHAHAHAH

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It sounds more like you're the wife here.

>tfw not abusive but live with my mom
I did have a talk with her though about not opening items in our food stockpile without my approval. She opened a 3 lb bag of kielbasa while I was out working and I see her looking at the ham in the fridge that expires in june

youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA

most of my male friends are the flippant ones when it comes to the virus
women take health more seriously, which is one of the reasons they live longer

Your wife sounds, cool, honestly. You found one of the rare, prized schizo-wives. They've at least got some personality and sense.

My theory on schizo women is that their insanity cancels out the innate irrationality of womanhood, thus creating a sort of double negative. And so the woman ends up having at least SOME sense. Until she puts razorblades in your food cuz she thinks you've got demons hiding in your mouth or something.

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just turn on home shopping network for her and freeze all the credit cards

Lol this is just roastie cope. No. Also, you don't have any "male friends". You just have beta male orbiters who are waiting around for a chance to bang you.

100% correct and cuntpilled.
>t. married for 7 years

Because cunts are annoying and deserve to be hit

It's not even that. She doesn't even buy anything. Or she buys shit and then returns it a few days later. Like "catch and release fishing". But basically it's just a hobby for her. Something for her to do to go outside. Cuz, you know, IDK she is old and it's just good that she's mobile and gets around most of the time. But fucking not now

Says the incel

lol I've seen the opposite

Men trying to hole up and isolate at home while women complain at being bored and want to go out and do stuff all the time. Not 100%, seen plenty of dumbfuck dudes still traveling and out drinking and gambling, and women entirely quarantine at home because they're worried about their children.

>people are suddenly realizing that a daily absence for a job is the very thing that made their wife and kids bearable.
Based corona blackpilling the normans

imagine calling an awake person a schizo.

Well corona is not a power grab. That's the thing. It's an upset to the established power system. Might have escaped from a lab, yeah, might have even been released, but certainly not by the highest levels of the chain of command. If it was "released" it was done so by some commie ideologue who wanted to destroy the economic system. This entire thing is basically an accident and a great equalizer.

So I called her "schizo" for that reason. Cuz if she thinks that the thing that is literally dissolving the power grip that our rulers have on us is "a power grab" then yeah IDK she is sorta schizo

Oh, yeah, I know. I was roommates with my sister for two and a half years, we were cunts to each other all the time. We didn't haul off and smash each other's skulls over it. If you can't show as much patience and diplomacy to a cunt as another cunt can, doesn't that, kinda, make you inferior to a cunt?
>Women also have a tendency to deny scary things, and just not accept their existence.
I'm sorry, am I being told this on same board that makes a hundred "this virus is all a hoax!" threads every day?
Yeah, lay it on me, Every time I make this thread I know a bunch of guys are going to tell me I'm a dumb whore who deserves to be beaten and a bunch of others will accuse me of being a tranny, what can you possibly tell me that's gonna be more upsetting than usual Yas Forums banter?

Retarded copypasta.

I am the wife actually. Lol I just never say I'm a woman cuz you know...

imagine thinking an incel knows that women can't stop being cunts.

>not a power grab
How so? Even if the virus is actually entirely organic/accidental, you can be sure that governments will try to leverage it into more power for themselves, like they do with every crisis.

>implying girl
Explain why women only date violent chads first

>I'm sorry, am I being told this on same board that makes a hundred "this virus is all a hoax!" threads every day?
Those people are retards. They're Trump supporters. Trump supporters are basically psychologically women in that they are grossly insecure and existentially terrified of everything in life to the point where they just can't deal with reality. This is true of religious types, generally, as well. And obv there is a lot of overlap between religiousity and Trump support.

>man is out working most of the time
>stuck inside together with woman for the first time in a long time
>realizes how much of a cunt she is

women start to go crazy when they can't cheat on their partner. they no doubt start acting up enough they need to be beat down.

>Or she buys shit and then returns it a few days later
these are the worst women on earth.
no direction, no discipline, no concept of anything outside of their current "at moment" desire.

Because who wants a weak man? What's the point of a weak man? A weak man is like an infertile woman. Be grateful that as a man you can get stronger and more capable with time and effort, a woman can only do so much to become more fertile, especially past a certain age.

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imagine thinking in reverse.

I wouldn't get fat off three sandwiches I would convert it into pure muscle mass, help me bulk with your feeder fetish lady and we'll both be happy

>If you can't show as much patience and diplomacy to a cunt as another cunt can, doesn't that, kinda, make you inferior to a cunt?
chicks need a spanking now and then.
just a fact of life.

stop being a naggy shit your job is not to compile lists of shit for us to do. we no what we need to do and the best way to get us not to do something/half ass it is by nagging us.
>why did my husband beat me?
>"all i did was nag him constantly for the last 2 weeks for every second and when he got mad i threw a fit and yelled at him because clearly hes at fault because he wasnt constantly doing something i want constantly"

obviously you don't have a girlfriend.

Hahahahahahahaha
Gonna bring the pain
This

>these are the worst women on earth.
>no direction, no discipline, no concept of anything outside of their current "at moment" desire
Those are the worst people in general. Seeing plenty of men and women still acting nonchalant about it because they can't handle being bored, terrified of being alone with their own thoughts.

shutup

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holy fuck quite spamming this thread jfc
Its because peoples lives are shit they live in constant stress since the day they enter kindergarten the world is dying our leaders are incompetant at best baby eating satanists at worst everybodies retirement fund has been deleted and now those stressed out people are locked in their dinky appartment in a bad part of town for two weeks

Its no way to live. people flip out.
Now stop posting

Just bad decisions coming home. Be good to people and take it like an easy test of virtue. Remember, if your relationship couldn't survive a trip to Mars, your love isn't true.

That long travel time is going to make Mars such an awesome planet of introverts... People are gonna have to prove they can stay sane that long before they'll be able to make the trip.

>>inb4 feet
So you're saying that post boobs isn't out of the question?
>inb4 no I won't post boobs
post boobs

>she buys shit and then returns it a few days later
this is painful cause it is so true.

>wasting all that beer by filling the glass at the wrong angle
fired that moment from my bar.

I mean I'm sure that there will be people in govt who try to grab power from this thing in certain ways, but ultimately the virus loosens the grip of power on everyone. Half of "the system" is shut down right now, unable to function. Heads of state are dying in ICU's as we speak (Boris Johnson, anyway, with many more to come I am sure). There's going to have to be some kind of libertarian-lefty realization that landlording is untenable in this new world pretty soon, or else social unrest will really consume the rich once all of the poors are pushed to the street with nowhere else to go. I mean, this is a fucking dire situation.

Did you see Trump's press conference the other day? He looked like he was gonna blow a gasket. Dude was tweaking out yelling "WE NEED TO OPEN OUR COUNTRY BACK UP!". Every day he seems more and more and more unhinged at his conferences, cuz he's losing his grip and a dude like him is horrified of losing his grip and power more than anything. Peeps like him are usually really insecure and horrified of living a life without their precious slaves

I don't even believe that DV is increasing. Show me the extra calls to police, shelters and welfare groups.

there should be a bar where the waitresses where those cam girl internet dildos and when you tip them they go off

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strip clubs should implement these.

Ive been walking around since January.
Its nothing.

OK guys. You hate my old-woman Mom. I get it. Thanks for telling me. She's a "bad person". Whatever. Now go back to talking about gassing innocent people and children cuz IDK you don't like their religion or skin color or political orientation or the fact that they listened to Jazz music once in a while

This
But if you even think of just letting them get tortured satan rapes them to degrade you and more importantly kidnaps your progeny impregnates or rapes them then farms them for centuries for adrenochrome to keep tv personalities alive who exist just to lie to women to get them to put you and your genes in even worse danger.
So fuck women
I could not conceivably regret telling them all to fuck themselves.

Pol isnt one person you fucking tourist.

You really need to have no clue of how our system works if you think this is entire ordeal is giving our rulers MORE control over us

That's so fucking unsanitary. That place should be shut down.

Nice projection, nigger.
Fucking kill yourself.
Im going to fucking cough on everything i hope this fucking virus kills America.

My neighbor's wife has been chewing him out since the lockdown started.
All he does is work constantly to make their home and garden beautiful.
Hand-made fences and garden furniture, lush plants, a chicken coop and hand-made playset for the kids.

He hasn't once so much as raised his voice, even when she follows him round the house sreaming at him.

Frankly, I would have cut off her head with sharpened spade by now.

Mentally weak.
Being female should be a mental disorder

I must be missing something.... surge of domestic violence...... = women wearing face shield....???? what's the link.... does domestic violence = people throwing stuff at your face??? that mask ain't stopping no punches... maybe from sissies...but seriouly...hehe....

on a more serious note
take a seat "magic bullet"
in comes "magic virus"

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Because I'm heterosexual, and that's kinda the only model your gender offers. Look at the thread. Look at all the guys saying women need to be beaten because they're cunts, because they're bitches, because they got out of line. Expressing a desire to hurt women and rationalizing why it's justified, this is typical male behavior.

All of these guys, they'd probably get super pissed if their sister's boyfriend blacked her eye, but if they want to do that to their woman, they always have a reason. There's always an excuse. This is your brain on testosterone.

Homo.

Because women are insufferable cunts, and a few weeks of attention deprivation is making them even worse with withdrawals.

>You hate my old-woman Mom. I get it. Thanks for telling me. She's a "bad person".
she just needs a man, user.
she's not "bad", she's just a normie.

for same measures....

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Wear.
You fucking child.

women always startit tho

Don't be so fucking sexist, you really think the only aggressors in domestic violence assaults are men?

Male victims are less liable to report this type of crime, including rape, because they fear being seen as less than a man by fellow men