/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3035

Had a 99.1 degree temperature a little over a week ago. Hadn't left the house in ~2 weeks and it recently got a lot warmer so there has been lots of pollen in the air. I assume it was related to allergies because the next day my temperature was back to 98.6. Fast forward to day, 60ish hours ago I went to the grocery store with no mask and I have a 99.1 temperature again and its been around that for most of the day

I'm worried anons...

:(

Why even bother numbering this general any more?

shit you don't need a warning for that one lmao

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i was just there, its fine?

t. Zhao the bugman

>turns away before they die
i feel cockblocked

Suifenhe, a Town in (PRC-Occupied) Manchuria, at Russia-PRC border, was just put on lockdown

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

i find it absolutely hilarious how everyone happily accepted the fact that thousands of chinks were dying in january, but after it reached the west, they're pulling all kinds of cope gymnastics to make it seem like nothing's happening. lel

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>► Detected: 1,431,951 (+1,032)

Only 1k new infected, seriously?

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

NOTHING BURGUER

IT'S OVER, GO TO WORK

Any other symptoms?

I'm sickened but the bad side of my head thinks of minecraft animals on fire and making hit noises before giving exp :(

sHoo shoo

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I'm sitting at home terrified that I will die from this. How can I survive it? Please help with advice. I'm legit shaking, not even joking.

Same reason you posted in it I guess

wait, same

> Tasty & Sexy
Life is amazing, right?

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>>flu kills 250,000 a year

Fake, been proven a million times that number is lower.

>IT HASNT HAPPENED TO ME SO IT MUST BE FAKE!
Cope harder, fag
if its even possible

No

Lol I have boomer relatives stuck in Pakistan after we warned them not travel in mid March.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 400,540 (12,857) Spain 141,942 (14,045) Italy 135,586 (17,127) France 109,069 (10,328) Germany 107,663 (2,016) China 81,802 (3,333) Iran 62,589 (3,872) United Kingdom 55,242 (6,159) Turkey 34,109 (725) Switzerland 22,253 (821) Belgium 22,194 (2,035) Netherlands 19,580 (2,101) Canada 17,897 (381) Brazil 14,049 (688) Austria 12,639 (243) Portugal 12,442 (345) South Korea 10,384 (200) Israel 9,248 (65) Sweden 7,693 (591) Russia 7,497 (58) Norway 6,086 (89) Australia 5,988 (50) Ireland 5,709 (210) India 5,356 (160) Chile 5,116 (43) Denmark 5,071 (203) Czech Republic 5,017 (88) Poland 4,848 (129) Romania 4,417 (197) Japan 4,257 (93) Pakistan 4,062 (58) Ecuador 3,995 (220) Malaysia 3,963 (63) Philippines 3,764 (177) Luxembourg 2,970 (44) Peru 2,954 (107) Saudi Arabia 2,795 (41) Mexico 2,785 (141) Indonesia 2,738 (221) Serbia 2,447 (61) United Arab Emirates 2,359 (12) Finland 2,308 (34) Thailand 2,258 (27) Panama 2,249 (59) Qatar 2,057 (6)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +205 (+16) China +62 (+2) Brazil +15 (+2) South Korea +53 (+8) Australia (+1) Pakistan +27 (+1) Mexico +346 (+16) Panama +149 (+4) Bolivia +16 (+1) India +5 New Zealand +50 Hungary +78 Kazakhstan +7 Honduras +7 Paraguay +4 Cambodia +2 Guatemala +3 Bahamas +3…

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HERE WE GO

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It's this kind of rhetoric that red dit likes to spew every day.

Let's start stop soon, dude: it's boring.

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Nice try Americans are still kill on site In Canada.

Nuttin on ya.

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it is..

Here come all the zoomer faggots calling this a nothingburger because they want to go make tiktoks with their friends again.

When will this peak?

Here on /cvg/ lately it's only nothingburgers or shitposters or retarded.
Not fun anymore.

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here for this info

>China is back under lockdown.

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I wouldn't go even if there wasn't a global pandemic

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It's funny now that this pandemic has started to trigger the inner insensitivity towards asians.

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a hamburger made out of nothing

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Population
• Total 100,000

How many people die a year by choking to death on semen?

I'd rape the hole in that skull.

I'm miss the > 100 /cvg/ threads before the tourist and shillbots took over. I haven't cared to save in a few weeks now. Checking in now is basically about the same as watching the normies fight over toilet paper.

Whatever, leaf. You'd apologize for even saying something conceivably mean-spirited to anybody. The rake comes soon, leaf.

death rate fag here..how can i stop schitzo posting lads? i can’t help it

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I want to eat Burger King.

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Hey bro you should check out nothingburger.today

It astonishes me how little empathy these monsters have. They certainly don't deserve to be called human.

1k new infected since last thread

World peak or US peak?

Is bat soup good food?

>Coward can't even finish watching what he started
Pathetic

Both

just eat it, gove your mcwagies a big tip so they dont coof on your food

It’s over trump will announce tommorow the lockdown is over! We did it!

Why Pakistan of all places

COPE.
fucking kek! death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch
threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .
reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless because nobody loves them.
also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.
these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i fun cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate

also reminder that the op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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Countries I want to travel to: USA, Japan, Iceland
Countries I do not want to travel to: India, China, Australia

Deaths or infections?
Infections will peak in July. Deaths will peak in Aug/September

Any predictions on today's numbers? Are we going to keep the upward trend going? 7300 deaths is a pretty big hurdle to clear, can we do it again?

100,000 new cases daily is not impossible. Can we do it today? Hoping we can hit that and at least match yesterday's record of 7300 deaths.

As always WE LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!!

muslim

Chink opinion discarded faster than a newborn female bug baby. We have a one chink nation quota, and we already went past it with Canada and Australia.

>从高高的桥上飞跃而过

>curve flat
>time to lift lockdown, back to the cagey wagies!

is it really that special interest groups pay people to be disruptive on Yas Forums anime board?

:o

Wow while people are so racist. Just saw a white cop shoot a couple blacks for breaking curfew.

How about you post current stats?
statista.com/statistics/1105088/south-korea-coronavirus-mortality-rate-by-age/

Old data is worthless data.

PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME THE FLU CORONACHAN

9000+ deaths

Unless the orange man gets herded

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Here your (You)

Yes the death rate is low for young people, what the fuck do you want?

i still work and go out like normal. nothings gonna happen dude. just dont get coofed on and wash your hands, which you should always do anyways.

How many countries have hoped on the trial run of UBI at this point? I know US, Canada are doing it, where else?

oh fugggggggggggggg
check'd

Notice how nobody from Spain/Italy/Switzerland/South Korea/France says it's a nothingburger anymore? The only people still saying "hurr durr itz a flu" are retarded amerilards who won't believe in the virus until it hits their trailer park.

we can and we will
confirmed

He did it to them

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Go tell it to reddit

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Looking at shills doing damage controls and newfags arguing with them is kinda comfy.

Imagine the reaction kek

fuck chinks

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> tfw kinda bored because country is actually doing kinda okay atm

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>i still work and go out like normal. nothings gonna happen dude.

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My thoughts on the original research regarding the SARS vaccine:
Admittedly, they had to cut their research off short due to the epidemics dying off and funding being pulled. Regardless, the most promising vaccination method found from this prior research was from the inactivated forms of the virus administered to ferrets & monkeys. The other methods of vaccination proved to be less successful than the inactivated form of vaccination. There were lasting concerns up until funding was pulled regarding the ill-effects vaccination could cause the humans due to harm caused to the animals they tested on and their potential dissimilarity to humans in how their immune systems respond to the vaccine & virus.
In relation to SARS-CoV-2? I think this shows that finding a vaccine will not be quite as easy or quick as we all would hope, but it might be possible. However, keep in mind that this is now on a pandemic level and the different strains emerging worldwide are going to keep changing the dynamics of how this all plays out. Regardless, I'd say a vaccine is a year away at minimum and a year from now things will have gotten much worse than they are now (who knows exactly how fucking bad). I would not bet on a magical vaccine resolving all of our problems.

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the model i've been working on puts peak in infection at May 24/25 and peak deaths at June 10

>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
you havin a giggle

Not considered a fever until 100+ so you're worried about nothing.

Mate
The death count is low because the ENTIRE world is trying to stop it.
This contingency is unprecedented.
As well as the human population density.
If left alone, this virus could cull without exageration up to 10% of all of us.

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