CV-19 Positive Thread

nearly everyone tests positive because the bullshit test they use only tests for the presence of genetic material that is commonly produced whenever cells in the lungs are damaged creating specific toxic excretions from the cells. they want people like you to get scared of a symptom and then go get tested so they can keep bumping up the numbers to keep the fear on.

10 day ish Mark is when you’ll know if it’s hitting hard or soft.

YOU WON'T MAKE IT JOHN

The health care system here doesn’t currently give out prescriptions unless you end up getting hospitalized. I bought a bunch of tonic water with quinine and have been drinking it with my orange juice.

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what province u in?

Your dick will fall off and you will grow a pussy and you will start killing and eating little niggers until you finally die and re-animate as a zombie and will drink blood and kill commies every nitght. Good luck user.

Have your lungs turned into glass yet

>I lost my sense of taste and smell
Pshhh lightweight. I lost those from smoking years ago. You won't miss them. did you know when people say, "can you smell that?" it is always a bad smell?

>The leaf got tons of tonic what and I'm guessing some pasteurized orange juice.

Your poor body is left to fight without any support from your smooth brain.

There are more cells in your body then stars in the galaxy. Those cells will look out as they see their universe being ravaged by disease and think God had abandoned them or never existed.

>it turns out their god was just a brainlet leaf.

Tragic.

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I’m in BC. The public health people called me up and said that 80% of people so far only had mild symptoms here. They emailed me these instructions. They also specifically asked for my cell phone number. I think they’re keeping tabs on me now.

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Nope, OPs right. Was pozzed and was told 14 days

This. Smell is the best sense to lose.

This virus is fucking gay...kill us all or fuck off already.

Say goodbye to your sense of smell for up to 30 days. The virus attacks the cells supporting olfactory neurons. Those regenerate once a month. On day 20 myself, still can’t smell

Those who have this symptom got the virus in their brain, your brain is necrosing, enjoy slowly becoming a schizo, a retard, then die.

I think I might have it as well. My gf has been sick for the past few days. I was cooking something and I forgot to turn the stove off. My gf noticed the burning smell but I didnt smell anything. Throat has been soar as well. Other than that, I dont have any problems.

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And smoke camel unfiltereds unless you’re a pussy, then reds or wides are
acceptable

bullshit nigger, fuck you piece of shit, the tests are specific for the covid if they werent it would be a huge scandal

best of luck user, I hope you're one of the 80%

yep. you fucked up going to the (((hospital))) now you're marked for extinction.

wrong nigger, that would be a huge scandal and fail, prove it , source?

IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER

wsj.com/articles/questions-about-accuracy-of-coronavirus-tests-sow-worry-11585836001

The only thing you’ve been confirmed as pozzed for is GRIDS

You'll be fine unless you're a nurse or a nigger

fuck that poison, its therputic window is small and too much is very dangerous also too low a dose in that tonic water, just buy Quercetin like i did, it is a zinc ionophore like hydroxychlorquine and other antiviral effects a britbong doctor just recommended it on another thread

this but unironically

Triple checked. What about nigger nurses?

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wow I heard it can be permanent imagine that shit

aaaaahhhhh!

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Checked

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Because it is a huge scandal, brainlet

Jokes on you faggots. Psychopaths also have a dulled sense of smell. Some of you don't have kungflu, just psychopathic tendencies.

>wsj.com/articles/questions-about-accuracy-of-coronavirus-tests-sow-worry-11585836001
behind a pay wall
wtf if it was a good credible thery it would be on other free news sites , this must be some stupid opinionated story

It's the shit they're spraying out of the sky, even during lockdown there are planes spraying constant trails at night. It's a chronic disorder that makes you sick over a 20-30 year period until you die of some sort of cancer. That's why boomers are dying because they've been exposed to this stuff since the early 2000s.

>What am I in for?
I have it. I'm on week 3, almost week 4 of this shit. In my case, there was a fever that lasted 1 night on the 2nd or 3rd day. A weird one with a lot of vertigo. Felt much better by the morning. Then it was just
>Mild fever like symptoms, but temp was normal
>vertigo spells
>metallic taste in mouth & food tastes weird
>occasional runny nose and a sneeze here and there
>5 or so days in, ticklish feeling in the lungs. I refused to coof and make it worse. Comes and goes.
>mild tiredness and lethargy
>lung tickle gets worse around day 8-10
>a day off here or there where you feel better, then it returns

that's pretty much been it. After day 11, my taste returned and the vertigo went away. Flu symptoms are gone, but I still have some lung tickle and mild disorientation. Hasn't gotten really bad yet. Hoping that I'm through the worst of it, and it'll just finally go away and let me heal completely

Hope you stocked up on toilet paper and tampons.
Your ass is going to need them.
On the bright side you will be spared from the DOTR
F

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You’re at the phase after the flu part ends and your lung failure begins, be ready for SARS part

The Chinamen have gone too far

god you people are fucking retarded

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Typically the lung failure part happens around day 10 on average, if it's going to happen. Either that, or things get better, which is what happened in my case. I'm on day 22. Looks like I'm probably part of the 80%

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It's been proven effective while in quarantine to follow procedures of Intestinal Immunosuppressive Cycle Stimulation, or IICS. You have to boost your bodies immune system with exposure to the virus. By recycling viral particulates back in to your system, you will gain immunity from reinfection.

The way to do this is to collect small stool samples and, as bad as it sounds, recycle them back in to your intestines. You can make tea, a burrito, butter, etc from the stool sample. Try flavouring it with citrus as the vitamin c will also help.

Best of luck, op.

Imagine the smell literally

>What am I in for?
You are about to taste a big nothing burger

Link to the thread

What if I want to smell a woman’s asshole?

It's RT-PCR that looks for 2 specific amplicons from the viral RNA, you fucking double nigger. False positive rate is virtually zero.

Interesting

Anymore info on this? Should I keep my windows open or close? I live in the middle of nowhere

Very poetic

There's a popular theory going around that the PCR test isn't specific for COVID-19 but can only detect the presence of any coronavirus.

I think this theory is silly but can't find any specific sources that explain how the test specifically tests for COVID-19.

Do you know of any sources written for laypeople? Thanks.