Preppers fell for the meme and bought beanz and deenz

Big bean and big sardine at it again.

Why? The more your body encounters beans in the digestive tract, the more it is able to handle them without producing gas.

>not having 50 cases of freeze dried meals

I haven't even run out of regular groceries yet, this pandemic is just entertainment.

Smoked herring is pretty good too. Especially the stuff from Germany. Rügenfisch. Smoked with beechwood.

Preppers know that every stash build is for next time too.

There will be more pandemics.

oh no! my home is full of non-perishable food!!!

Preppers didn't buy during the panic buying everyone else was doing, because they were already prepped. Gypsy scum.

OHHHH NOOOOOOOO!
I bought lots of cheap long life food?!?

What am I going to do? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Wouldn't it be better to but a sack of beans?

>canned
>beans
ayy lmao
anyone who buys that thrash deserves to suffer

>The no bean and fish fueled quarantine braphog gf that has to wear a N95 at all times because her braps are so pungent and frequent

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Sardines are only bad because they arw mass produced. Canned beans are proven to raise estrogen
Just get dry beans, they have more nutrients

>The no bean and fish fueled quarantine braphog gf that has to wear a N95 at all times because her braps are so pungent and frequent

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Dried beans have a longer shelf life but you need to soak them first or cook them a while longer

theyre also 10 times the price of deenz

CNN is the one trying to tell you it's just the flu bro

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>spent 3 months with chicka
>been making own food since
>don't trust fast food or stores after Feb
>been on diet of potatoes, beans, rice and smoked sausage
>haven't been able to shit good for months
I... I can't do it anymore. I miss my weekly squirts session.. I feel constipated mostly now. I miss running to the braproom, and almost cracking the toilet bowl. There's a sweet relief to it that I just don't feel anymore. I don't even need to wipe twice anymore my shits have been that solid. I don't know how much longer I can deal with it, guys. I honestly miss shitting.

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So much this

I fucking love deenz
Splash some hot or Worcestershire in the oil for ez snack.

I eat canned beans at work once in a while. I work in an office full of betas. I absolutely love dropping ass when they are talking to me. Besides I generally bring canned food for lunch anyway. bowl, spoon and microwave. Easy.

Get yer fatass out of my face

We eat a standard dish called gallo pinto daily. It is small red beans and cooked rice fried in some butter. Black beans work too.

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*Sits on your face*
*Releases pent up deen braps*

Who else here frying spam everyday. Teriyaki spam, spam quesadilla, chicken fried spam, fried spam and butter toast, spam parmesan, fried eggs and fried spam, etc. Only thing you need extra is maybe a few ten pound bags of beans, rice. Spam and essentials will get you through pretty much anything

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Don't forget the instability from the coming depression. I prepped because I was afraid of not making a normal income for a time, not because of getting sick per se. I also bought a flock of laying hens.

how am i coping by liking black beans? literally been eating them for years

>a regular well stocked pantry like millions maintain their entire adults lives is now considered "prepping"
kill yourselves doomcucks

Nigger just throw the can in the microwave dont need a bowl

> cart full of tinned mackerel kippers
those aint sardines dumbass.
> romanian
well i guess it's close enough, since you almost certainly stole that shit, you filthy gypsy.

Why waste your preps while there is still food in supermarkets and electricity? Those preps are for blackout, looters and store closings or when the food system collapses, not for today.

This. I bought a months worth of food. If nothing happens I'll just eat the food and save on groceries for a month. Litteraly no down side.

And about 95 gallons of water to keep the blood pressure down due to salt. We do make spam onigiri pretty frequently with spicy furikake

>wait until cupboard is next to empty
>suddenly beans and deenz are top tier delicacies

Selection makes those wonderful foods seem like a bad choice. Without selection they're fucking awesome.

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i couldnt find any lol

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>This. I bought a months worth of food. If nothing happens I'll just eat the food and save on groceries for a month. Litteraly no down side.
Proper prepping is to buy more to rotate into your existing supply based on best by dates. Don’t ever eat it all and expect you can just go get more.

to hell with sardines

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Supermarkets are germ filled shitholes. Avoid them as much as possible

>sardines
I will accept all the sardines.
The future is bright Lambright 2020, sardine lover.

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This isn't an issue if you have the bare minium of a years worth of food. Better two years.

damn you to hell, wayne. you'll nevre make the debate stage

I bought spam and I love fried spam and eggs. But I think the real treat I've discovered is spam musubi.

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thats not true at all, the part of the bean that is indigestible remains indigestible no matter the quantity you eat, and the bacteria that eats the indigestible part in your lower track can eat more then you could actually have in you

>eat nothing but drive-thru McDonalds
>free grip of napkins with each meal
>food makes stool nice and soft
>wipe with the napkins
I've got this thing figured out. You know what I'm more worried about? Gypsies. Black gypsies. They show up, say they can pave your driveway cheap, say you've got a problem with the roof, septic tank, whatever. They sit out there, dig up the tank, pour in their pre-mixed Kool Aid (cherry), and they eat their little sandwiches, cut diagonally in fours, with the toothpicks with the red and the yellow cellophane there.

>pantry
That word might as well be in another language to most 'city folk'.

Even if that were true, sprouting the bean before cooking helps to eliminate the problem of flatulence.

Subhuman.

cant microwave metal. 5+

Based. One thing better than chicken fried spam is French fried spam fries. If you want to make them japanese use a tempura batter fried spam

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is this the so-called Plague Thot gf

Yes, it is true that a regular bean eater will be less gassy than a person who newly- introduces beans to their diet. And feeding the bacteria in our guts should be a primary nutrition goal.

Ill still eat the deenz

Same.

Sardines are based pandemic or not.

>Not stacking Underwood spreads and King Oscar Sardines
Not gonna make it.

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Obligatory gif.

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based and musibi-pilled

This is the real reason to be prepping. Economy is going bye bye, loss of global supply chains etc.

loaded the fuck up on rice and canned salmon myself frens

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beans and peas contain antinutrients, which are naturally-occurring plant compounds (i.e., phytates) that can limit the body's absorption of nutrients from these foods.

>he didnt buy beenz / deenz
elemayoing

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I bought 4 cases of those today. Supposedly they taste like bacon, without a fishy flavor. Haven't tried them yet. Not too expensive, $20 for eighteen 3.5oz cans online.