/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3033

>it's airbourne WHO officials confirm.

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for the herd!

Who's paying you to make these retarded threads?

HUGGZIES

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When will Disney World reopen? The wagies need to be back in their cagies.

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That's a nice picture.

WHY ARE THE DARKIES GOING DOWN SO HARD?

youtube.com/watch?v=qXExBo_y_wM

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MA MA MA MY CORONA!

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ZOG

You. I get paid by the amount of threads. The more you post in them, the faster it hits bump limit, the more I get paid.

Don't take remdesivir and eat taco bell. Diarrhea is a side-effect of both.

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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Service workers, especially store workers, deserve hazard pay. Not getting Trudeaubux is a legitimate reason to revolt. You should conspire with your co-workers and do something about it.

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the darker the skin, the greater the sin

DESPITE BEING ONLY 30%

ok gay boy

Love ya Gary

What should I do /cvg/

should I drink?

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It's over.
It's okay.
Things will go back to normal soon.

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Because they dont have healthcare

She looked good to me, good to me broke my lungs in half my Corona!

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It's because their dumbass Evangelical community won't follow the lockdown instructions.

>God will get me through this! I dont need no quarantine!

wow 110% of the fatalities in this city all happened at ONE nurising home. sad!

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So is africa going to get hit soon or are they immune?

Is bojo ded yet?

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Diarrhea is more dangerous than memevirus

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12% OF THE POPULATION SEEM TO MAX OUT ON ALMOST ALL THE FUCKED UP SHIT.

IT IS LIKE THEY ARE DRAWN INTO JUST BEING FUCKED UP IN GENERAL

ON EVEN FUCKED OVER THE WHOLE WORLD,

PUTTING A NIGGER IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING

WHY

WHY
WHY

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Yikes

youtu.be/c1HdCIW2Xtk

RIP, John Prine

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BLESS YOU LUM-CHAN

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Smug WIP

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>"Ok user, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. What do you choose?"

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>there's famous lurkers
What's your excuse for not being cool and posting your mansion? It's not like any SJW weirdos will go batshit and post news articles about Jesse Pinkman posting on pol

Reminder

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Watch some /cvg/ approved movies.

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>4.3 billion lives saved by social distancing

youtube.com/watch?v=cyRpzcN_S44

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they don't take care of themselves, and they don't follow instructions very well. they're adult children, and everyone used to understand that, but now people refuse to see the obvious truth.

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China has nearly doubled the cases from yesterday, 62 new reported.

They are immune like their immunity to ebola.

>he didn't do a diahhrea check

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Annual flu kills 10 times more people every fucking year

Corona is the biggest hoax in the 21st century

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I thought there were no new cases from China? What happened, CCP? lol

China is covering up the fact that they are burning thousands of corpses a day, and the UN hands them a seat on the Human Rights Council. Globalism is such a fucking joke.

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>famous normies fear to show their normalcy because that'll bring'em right to the start point, being a fucking normie.

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BURN THE TOWERS AND SAGE THESE THREADS
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BRUCIA LE TORRI E SAGE QUESTI FILETTI
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> SAGE QUESTI FILETTI
Verbrenne die Türme und SAGE diese Fäden
> VERBRENNEN SIE DIE TÜRME
> SAGE DIESE FADEN
BURN THE TOWERS AND SAGE THESE THREADS
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He's doing the intended job. WHO is just as bad as the UN.

Yeah I love every flu season when entire nursing homes succumb to the flu, very sad

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turns out China was just being a bro and did us a solid

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This is a very bad study. Basically, they took the plasma of a bunch of convalescent patients, used it to attempt to neutralize virus, and then cultured the virus to see if it was still cytotoxic. In vitro tests like these general have very low external validity because of the laboratory conditions (e.g. heat inactivating plasma doesn't happen in vivo). But my concern is that taking just the convalescent plasma tells us that following acute infection antibody titers seem to decline. This is a "no shit" moment. Immune challenge tests the anamnestic response, which is the relevant part of immune memory to subsequent viral infection. Without knowing the relative fractions of IgA, IgG and IgM, it's hard to tell what's going on with the patient, so trying to draw any conclusion on disease progression or immunity from this study is completely useless.

It has no validity.

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>Because they dont have healthcare

Healthcare cant implant a fucking brain yet.

Nigger gets released from jail because of virus goes to drug houses gets shot.

youtube.com/watch?v=MSEvU8EVAb8

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can't get trudeaubux if quit
only get trudeaubux if fire

Is there one of these transparent background gifs with the walk animation?

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I already got my cuck bucks. You should soon

You could say it was a Shartmaggedon

while drinking, right?

this is what mental illness looks like

ALREADY PEAKED IN NYC - SAD!

CORONAVIRUS DEATH CULTISTS GOT ANOTHER NOTHINGBURGER, SAD! JUST A BAD FLU L M A O WHERE'S THE DEATH??? THE RIOTS???? OHNNONONONONONONONONONOAHAHAHAHAHHHOOOOOOOOHOHHHHOOOOOO

Yes they do, They have medicare or medicaid if they are older or found a way to claim disability. Poor people not having healthcare is a meme. It's lower middle class who end up going without.

WTF I love china now.

What's causing this? Their low IQ? Surely blacks are younger on average, they should fare better.

I think someone posted it in old threads

The obesity rate in louisiana is one of the highest in the country. It’s not hard to believe a significant portion of the poor population is black, which means they eat shit food all the time, leading to more health problems.

Interesting point i know nothing about this but i will wait for more studies on this so i can take a real stance on this,though i'm pretty sure reinfection will be a thing but idk how much time antibodies stay and if reinfection would be like dengue and SARS That are more deadly in the second time

Where's my burger bucks, Trump? I'm tired of waiting. Also are we really gonna get more stimulus checks?

Is there a version with hairy armpits? Asking for a friend

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It's not only happening in louisiana .

Why do nothingburgers always type in meme speak with all caps, often alternating between white and green walls of text, and then claim they are the sane ones?

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>walk into bosses office
>stare him in eye
>grab his leg
>begin humping furiously

monkeys...

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bases

If it were really a nothingburger, you wouldn't be desperately spamming our threads insisting it's a nothingburger.

far from a joke user. it's a clear and ever present
danger to liberty. stay resolute.

BLAME BODY MASS, AND NOT LACK OF BRAIN MASS.

SEE

Just got word that GM will be reopening select factories on May 4th.
Screencap this. Will be leaked tomorrow.

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Who has the anime list?

Did you apply for EI first? I applied on CRA site and I haven't had my bucks YET and it said SOON

asians really are glorious in their racism
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Only if it's Corona beer as it should be during this pandemic