OH CANADA, OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND

PRIME MINISTER JUSTIN TRUDEAU DABS ON ORANGE PRESIDENT ONCE AGAIN

>Drumpf tries to order 3M not to sell masks to Canada, but 3M tells him to FUCK OFF since Canada is better
>Doesn't matter anyway, since 5,000 Canadian companies have been retooled to make medical supplies within Canada, meaning no need for importing at all
>Trudeau has ordered 30,000 ventilators from these companies, far more per capita than America has or will ever have
>ALL Canadians are receiving $4,000 per month for the next 4 months ($16,000 total) compared to a measly $1,000 for some Americans, coming sometime in SEPTEMBER
>Not a single Canadian needed to spend a single loonie to make this possible, all thanks to Universal Healthcare

>AMERICA, "THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *WEEZ* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The Winnipeg Ventilator

Said to be far more powerful than any American-made ventilator

Look at all those knobs!

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Hello Justine Internet Defence Force, nice lies you got there.

take your meds obama leaf

wife's is doing replacement for kindergarden. Is she allowed for the JustinBux ??

>ALL Canadians are receiving $4,000 per month for the next 4 months
News to me. Where do I apply?

Of course, friend! Everyone is eligible for JustinBux, no signup required!

damn americans btfo.. how can the US even compete with leafs at this point?

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So.. they'll send checks in the mail or how is this arranged?

Did you ever stop to think;
What if trump is letting this pandemic burn in urban centers?
He’s slow rolling actions and posturing, but its racking up a serious high score in urban centers.
>tfw, orange man willingly lets nigs and leftists die out, to help balance the power of voters.

I wish I was Canadian.

His wife gave Idris Elba (a black man) Coronavirus so what was she doing with him please explain that leaf.
How does Trudeau's cock taste like?
Is Trudeau sucking Xi Jin Ping's cock?

Did you forget he gave all your original supplies to China

o ur country is sick and cant work? just give everyone a ton of money, this cant possibly go wrong

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If you're honest, productive and hard working, and you haven't lost your job, you're not getting anything.

and where did that gold go that they had? kek

He's wrong. It's $2000 and it's only if you're unemployed.

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True, and he says since we're making far more ventilators than we will need anyway, we will be able to give a lot of them away too!

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Yep, that's what I thought. Almost got my hopes up a little there.
>we're deeply thankfull for all those essential workers keeping us all fed and alive during this crisis, yet they're the only ones not getting any money
Seems about right.

>a taxable benefit
>in Canada
>in CDN
nice try u basterd bich

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Sorry, it's up to $4,000 per household

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You didn't answer therefore you're a faggot.

Truedork is working on a new bill to increase funds.

Its shamefur dispray.

Don't worry, China has sent us back WAY more than we sent them. Plus we're making more than we'll ever need anyway

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Americans are getting 600 weekly unemployment and 1200 trump bucks bonus

That’s 3600 for the first month and 2400 thereafter

2000 Canadian is 1400 USD lmao

Its 2k a month you moron and that is taxed. So they are taxing us on our own tax money

Imagine being a Flip. Kill yourself

Based Pinoy.

You mean the advance on their 2021 tax returns? LOL

Imagine being a incel that doesn't know the currency exchange between US and CAN dollars.

>spic chink

Lol you admit that Canada is China's bitch.

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$2k on top of whatever your EI is and here in B.C. a one time $1000. So $4200 the first month and $3200 the next three as long as your laid off.

Tell me where I said anything about the price of USD vs CAD. Dumb nigger

>ALL Canadians are receiving $4,000 per month for the next 4 months
proofs nigger..I have no gibs

Your first response.

I called the user a Flip you fucking retard. Get all the cum out of your eyes before you try to read.

>When you live in a country whose government is actually making an ok response to covid
>Emergency benefit on the way
>Things are well in our nice little country
>Meanwhile, your president contradicts himself in tweets, can't decide whether COVID19 is real or not, and probably has it himself

Based existence.

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It's only $500 a week or ($2000) a month learn to math retard

What if I haven't had a job in 5 years?

What is it like when Trump is actually talking to Trudaloo? It must be like talking to a child...

Why don't you go look at the government site for a list of requirements? You fucking idiot.

Because.

R E N T F R E E

If he could read and figure things out on his own he'd have a job lmao

You mean the very first version that never passed?

if your going to try to banter at least know what your talking about. yikes

All of you kikes should be killed.

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Exactly.

fuck yeah, canada's #1

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im happy for y'all leaf bro but you gotta understand america has literally almost 10x as many people not including illegals. Also you would be speaking Chinese if it wasn't for us...oh wait....pic related

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Range ban all leaf posters. Just do it already.

I'm offering you an honest suggestion,leaf:
Strengthen your military, or your country will get ripped by amerimutts once they go crazy.

>ALL Canadians are receiving $4,000 per month
not true

kiss my winter boots mutt

Its not on top of EI, who told you that?

>A literal Mutt
>Thinks he has any authority on whiteness

Oh the irony. Half of your country speaks Spanish and the other half can't pass the mirror test.

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Its 2000 a month. 500 a week.

>Not a single Canadian needed to spend a single loonie to make this possible, all thanks to Universal Healthcare
What is tax.
You have to be 16 to post here.

I’ll trade you.

whiter than both of you faggots. Its okay though when you're the beacon of hope for western civilization you expect jealousy. Just know, that no matter what we got your back leaf bro, well keep the bug people away.

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Someone needs to go see the prairies or literally anywhere outside of Toronto and Vancouver

isnt 4 thousand canadian like 100 dollars USD anyways?

i literally dont want to see any of canada

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>Did you forget he gave all your original supplies to China
Trudeau did it like a good little Communist, then China sold it back to Canada like a good little Capitalist.

We're too small, even if we went full Nazi Germany levels of militarization we would be crushed by America. So whether we like it or not we will always be Americas bitch. Our only other option would be to change alligence to Russia in some kind of arctic alliance, but Russia is pretty weak too these days

THE SHOW MUST GO ON FOLKS! CANADA FIRST!
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I thought CERB was 2000 a month

>Canadians are receiving $4,000 per month for the next 4 months ($16,000 total) compared to a measly $1,000 for some Americans, coming sometime in SEPTEMBER
No they're not you fucking retarded shill

>Look at all those knobs
Canada in a nutsack

Yes and all the neets here who were not working before Coronavirus are not even eligible for it.

Yeah, I was actually laid off because of Covid and my EI is listed as being on the CERB, so I did get a bit excited for a moment, but 2000 isn't bad at all.

Useless already since the chink flu is andistant memory.

ok, proving my point even more amerimutt. Canada is more white than America is, and our whites are actually racially pure. Demographic change is just occurring in highly urban dense areas

amerimutts assblasted

>China
>Giving anyone advice
shut it Chang

We need a wall to keep the amerimutts out

i feel so safe in canada

fuck it feels good to being a worthless mutt

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Ehy burgers, quick tip, every time you see a leaf complaining about the USA you guys just post this data. They are not more than parasites in the USA. They wouldn't be even relevant if they din't have borders with your guys country.
Saying all that, you guys stole some ventilators around the world in the last week. So go kys for that and repent.

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the wall just got 10 feet higher

based Canada sayng orange man NO