Excuse me, gentlemen.
Gather round, please.
I have an announcement to make.
Excuse me, gentlemen
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niggers. everyone can go back to BBC threads
Make way, VIP coming through for priority seating.
Taking my seat now kind sir
You have my attention.
Is it that you're doing to stop using that ridiculous meme flag?
Oh? Gather round, gents! It appears he has something important to say!
go on then friend
hang on let me just grab a few refreshments
If he’s grabbing refreshments I have time to take a leak. Wait 2 mins
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Ah yes, Mister Fagot, I'm all ears.
Yes master?
Coof! 对不起
Alright then, my good man. What's this about?
Yes good sir. We're all ears.
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Yes yes, a few more horderves and I'll be right over.
Is everybody seated?
Is everyone comfortable and ready?
Quite ready good sir, do go on already!
Pass the cabernet my good man.
I wore my very best hat, just for you, user.
I don't think we're quite ready yet. An Australian gentleman is relieving himself.
say it already
Just let me find my seat
I apologize for being late for your announcement. The line at the pizza shop was very long due to Corona. I'm here now and I got my pizza.
Please bless us with your wisdom and give us the announcement!
say it
Ok I'm all ears!
Yes I'm quite comfortable. Proceed good sir.
I'm all ears
spit it out
Speak my dude
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK MUTTS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK CHINKS
That is all, thank you.
Yes my good man. Please do go on as I don't have all day and have some very important work to do
Based
based, how can one man be so baseeeeed
Everyone please be quiet. give the man some time to speak this sounds important.
>Making announcements before the bump limit
Never gonna make it.
A fabulous speech, well said!
GENTLEMEN
GENTLEMEN
GENTLEMEN
I will be the guest speaker for tonight's announcement. I want you all to have a seat and enjoy each other's company. In the meantime while we wait for the based anons speech, there are refreshments in the back! Please enjoy an ice cold, Dr. Pepper, Hi-C, or Corona Light.
I will also be giving a warmup announcement:
>I said fuck jannies and fuck juice
>And fuck all these journalists telling us to listen to fake news
>It ain’t gonna be 1984 no more
>Better get your memes ready were already at war
Bravo, courageous, an inspiration to us all.
Thank YOU my good man
FUCK JANNIES
FUUUUCK JAAAAANIIIIIIEEEES
We are on the edge of our seats. Do proceed.
I’m good
>he gave the announcement before even 50 posts
dude kill yourself and don't make another one of these threads. The last one I made had over 300 replies before I said it. Kill yourself retard nigger
i'm all dressed up and ready...
What about the janitors old chap?
Well spoken
Imagine being this user
Oh sorry my good man. I'm a little hard of hearing. BASED I say. Absolutely based.
its funny every time
My good sir, might I ask what is wrong with being a 4channel janitor? Surley, it is a respected and well compensated postion!
Damn it, why didn't I save the vid of the jews' chair breaking and him getting the pole from seat up his ass.
fuck niggers
Ah, you would think! After all they have to clean up loads of shit. Believe it or not, they actually do it for free!
OI!! YOURE BASED-BUT DONT FUCK UP MUH BOARD WITH YA STUPID SHIT!!
The parking better be free.
For free??? You mean they do all this work with absolutly NO compensation? How do they provide for their families?