/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3031

Tell me about it, i have no one to tell my terrible fanfiction ideas to

Daily reminder

new paper from cdc
R0 5.7
>R0 5.7
R0 5.7
>R0 5.7
R0 5.7
>R0 5.7

>High Contagiousness and Rapid Spread of Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus 2
High Contagiousness and Rapid Spread of Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus 2

archive.is/IyGbv

wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/7/20-0282_article?deliveryName=USCDC_333-DM25287

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Corona-chan lewd archive
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>watching my bank account slowly inch to zero while waiting for government to give me CERB benefits
>also owe them $900 in back taxes
>they'll probably take it off my CERB
:(

fucking kek death rate for south korea .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch
threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .
reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.
in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless because nobody loves them.
also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.
these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.
>look mom i accomplished something i fun cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud
>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate
also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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Guys remember literally a month ago when we only had 3k dead and 100k cases? Oh how Corona has grown

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I remember recording data at 440 cases.

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i hope people are already drawing for tomorrow's 1.5 million

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thank you based polish coomer

hey cvg
try to be more discerning and work on your critical thinking it’s ok everyone falls for bs every once in awhile
you guys feel for the fear mongering from cnn
it’s ok guys try to recover you don’t have to keep living in your delusion
i know you have nothing else in your life and this spiced things up a bit.
but at some point you have to return to the miserable reality of your life
the death rate is abysmal and literally zero percent for people under 30.
your life is trash and will be tomorrow because you focus on this instead of yourself
you are mommy’s little cvg prepper soldier

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>bought a mask
>too embarrassed to wear it in public
I'm a literal meme

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There is a new *confirmed* death of COVID every 11 seconds as of now.

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I bet she can do it again

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>come here to shitpost about how deaths are petering off and to call it a nothingburger
>7,371
>mfw
...nvm

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thuhhh deeth waette is weawwwy wrooww!

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Wow, those are the tuesday numbers, and they are this high, usually it takes till wednesday to rise above the prior weeks high after the weekend dip.

So Corona going itno the 10k a day club soon.

HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING IDIOTS COMPLETELY KEKED THEY WONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE IT BREAKS THEIR LARP IMMERSION
>HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING IDIOTS COMPLETELY KEKED THEY WONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE IT BREAKS THEIR LARP IMMERSION
HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING IDIOTS COMPLETELY KEKED THEY WONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE IT BREAKS THEIR LARP IMMERSION
>HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING IDIOTS COMPLETELY KEKED THEY WONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE IT BREAKS THEIR LARP IMMERSION
HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING IDIOTS COMPLETELY KEKED THEY WONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE IT BREAKS THEIR LARP IMMERSION
>HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING

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What makes you think that there are people on Earth who understand enough about viruses to be able to create something with a 100% death rate?

Please ignore lowercase schizophrenic graph poster.

POST CURRENT DATA YOU RETARD

((50)) new cases in new soiland

put a bullet in your head Canuck faggot

Here's a better graph. Also can someone update this at 10pm EST?

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>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 81. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital. The average age of death is higher than the average life expectancy.
>This is killing so many people!
No it isn't. Total mortality per country and globally is below average. If this was killing more than normal, we would see higher mortality.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

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see you next weekend

I got blood in my shit?

Hard too tell if it comes from my excess caffeine consume.

NOOOO DON'T POST FACTS ABOUT LOW DEATH RATE YOU HAVE TO BE SCARED LIKE ME AND STAY HOME IN FRONT OF COMPUTER ALL DAY
AHHHH
DON'T TELL ME I'M JUST A LOSER AND NOT A HIGH IQ SURVIVALIST

WIR BLEIBEN ZU HOUSE
STAY HOME
ON RESTE A LA MAISON

>US confirmed cases increased a thousandfold
God bless the USA

Look anons,thats how someone that lost their mind looks like

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Now look like this.

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Philadelphia, today
Details in next posts

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Just pretend your cosplaying like all of America's military. This is what we've had to do for the past week

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>reddit
Order yourself a chinese takeout, ok?

Police and fire department

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Why won't they close fucking small shops here on Ireland. I'm sick of working

Why Americans and Western Europeans so bad at not dying?

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First it was just a flu. Another SARS overreaction, a simple virus that only caused the sniffles and a bit of a cough. Just another outbreak of an unknown pathogen due to the Chinese way of life, a way of life with hygiene and moral standards absent. Then the videos started to pour out of China. People dropping into seizures in broad daylight in the middle of a street, people screaming from apartment blocks, military units with hazmat gear. Slowly but surely these videos leaked out of China into the rest of the world.
And the rest of the world laughed.
"It won't get that bad here!" "This is literally nothing, you're overreacting you schizo!".
It got particularly real with the passing of the UK Prime Minister. Shortly afterwards medical personnel stopped showing up to work. Shop staff, police, then the politicians. Power plant employees were no longer able to keep up the power grid for the whole country.
Each light flickered off, each nation slowly ceasing communication online.

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what type of stuff is your mommy wife making for you doing quarantine lads? i have lentel soup and a tuna snack

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no, it's diarhea

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US has a total of 12k deaths why didnt you take a full info of the everyone?

Also i dont think you know that underlying conditions not always make it much worse or dangerous,neither that most people in the world have underlying conditions

>We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.

then why is it rising you daft cunt

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Holy fucking shit I want to shoot myself. I wrote out the thighjob section for corona greentext last night and didnt save it for some reason.

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I remember when it was 50

They were taking out a man, not sure if dead

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For how many people? Must have been more than one for all that jc

I'm selling a shit ton of video games, movies, microphones, and other stuff on eBay to get by. I want my fucking NEET bucks!!

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Still a nothing burger retard.

>"estimate"
>Writing a wall of capslock text without a comma multiple times.

Toplel the retarded.

cant see since its blurred was he covered or not?

why do they need 30 people to take out one sick guy? seems like it just increases sick chance of everyone else

They had these barrels, maybe for desinfectante, biohazard symbol.
The thing happened at 8pm local time

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Thats because it is trashing your service and getting more oldies. I'd fear the viral load...imagin coofers all around,

archive.is/lgALe
Don't forget that the R0 data was mentioned in a previous non-peer reviewed article, so we can now use that R0 (5.7) as an official stat, as it is now posted on the CDC site, and referenced on many scientific research journals.

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If you're honestly that vain you deserve it. When I go into the grocery store, I'm wearing a respirator, eye goggles, gloves, and an emergency rain poncho. People look at me like I'm a fucking crazy person, but you know what?
>they stay the fuck out of my way, so I'm even safer
>it feels liberating to be different instead of blending in
>you can smile knowing that everyone who giggles at you will be coughing their lungs out wishing they were dead in a couple months
>nobody can actually tell who I am, so my identity is safe from social media normalfags

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wtf the fuck?

now it got really weird

If they keep updating it - the only place her images will be kosur to post will be on /d/.

Fuck what will she look like at a billion?

>loss of taste of salt
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

No you see a billion Americans already have it we're past the peak it'll all be over by easter

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I remember when people were saying it was r0 3 maximum

>and an emergency rain poncho.
lol

that's for medical waste.

Oh, and cashiers, the guys who are the most at risk, usually complement you.

Reminder that this is a chinese biological weapon

Yes the kids corpses.

>Today's deaths
>+7,369
Fuck

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>NOOOO DON'T POST FACTS ABOUT LOW DEATH RATE

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REPORT IN USING A NEW TAB
..,.,,,.,.,

One size fits most

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i dunno i also have read cases involving diarrhea are less severe

sorry you lost your job, your retirement, and your future user
look on the bright side, at least you can die when a raider breaks down your door and blasts you with a mossberg for your toilet paper

Wuhan was let off lockdown today after 80 plus days, we still have weeks of lockdown in the west.

wonder how much unintentional deaths this pandemic will bring to the table, because at the rate things are going forward, i bet theres gonna be a couple of deaths just by violence (posible anarchy, riots, looting) and suicides or murder suicides alone.

Especially when food and money start running out, and the whole worldwide cabin fever.

>Thats because it is trashing your service
Ah, I was thinking that is because it is a pandemic with R0 from 2.5 to 6 and with a CFR minimum 6x the common flu. My bad.

>loss of appetite
>american
>having diarrhea
>american

>cashiers not wishing they were dead and hating life
I dunno man

cvg is official more cringe than president trump general

3 orders of magnitude in about 2 months. Two months from now it's going to be comfy.

Covered

remember when that's literally 1/10th the flu?

this user is having a psychotic break, watch this everybody this is what real mental illness is

happening (n): a politically significant event of such a magnitude that it interferes with the lives of a significant percentage of normies

Examples: earthquakes, 9/11, major wars, pan-fucking-demics. Nothingburgers btfo

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no. having to defend president trump on a daily basis, for free, can't be overshadowed

is she single?

why does the number of sequenced strains go down?

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>My bad.
You are pardoned.

>pic related is a happening according to /cvg/

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How is being indoors all Summer going to affect you? For me it's not much different in Summer I usually work 8-9 hour days and go straight home after work anyway.

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Remember R0 is gradually getting smaller daily because social distancing measures around the globe

Bat soup is to die for

Maybe she starts getting other coronachans with her. Or she gets pregnant.

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It would have been a lot easier to just prep 3 months of food back in February

tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index/wuhan-traffic/

Traffic there right now after they let of lockdown,what will people say?

>not constantly making backups of your WIP OC
Value your efforts a little bit more, alright?

Don't worry they will lock it again and blame every countries especially US.

>indoors
i'm going to be gardening and smoking meat.

It's not vanity, it's my anxiety disorder. Finns will bully you for being even slightly different. Streets need to be full of corpses before face masks become socially acceptable here

Not the first time it happens

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yeah, a lot of nothingniggers and flufags currently experiencing every stage of grief at once after losing everything so suddenly flooding every single thread all day with the same mentally ill posts with the same text and pics

is pretty cringe, true

dead then

kek i have ten acres why the fuck would i be inside pleb?

also deathrate is literally 0

When the normalfags break out of containment because they can't handle 3 days inside that number will shoot right up don't you worry son.
There are no breaks on this train, once you stepped onto it there wasn't ever a chance of getting off again.

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if there are more infected, then it means it's not even 1% death rate, in short, the flu is worse than this faggot virus

>Hasn't been a poo poster on /cvg/ for a few days now.

where are the poos?

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Buy the dip

Doesn't your country have the highest old population rate?
Ummmm

jesus christ you a cringe tranny how do you live with yourself

Reports are coming in saying that the federal government is seizing PPE and other supplies ordered independently by hospitals.

So the EPA has suspended all regulations, the postal service has about a month's worth of operating funds since it got nothing in the stimulus, mail-in ballots is dead in the water, the national stockpile 8s half broken and Kush refuses to let anyone have supplies, and now the supplies hospitals are bidding against each other to get are being seized without a word

We 2 million dead and no elections now

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they are dying

It seems to be either full fledged denial/nothing posters or relatively calm anons who are in the acceptance phase of "Yep we're fucked."

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its even weirder since their nation is in full lockdown and everyone is at home

...this is a pretty good question.

Indian bros? Any out there? We need to confirm the status of the designated shitting streets.

what does that tell you?

That's the thing, I save after every greentext I post here. I decided to write a section of it out before posting it but I guess I didn't save it. Fuck I'm so mad at myself right now. At least I saved the prologue section

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I second the medical waste.

Disposing of PPE and stuff used on scene, putting on new PPE before getting back in the vehicle.

Makes sense. But I see gloves on people but no masks or any other PPE. That is a lot of barrels for just gloves.

it tells me we need to nuke you, winnie the poo

why would the postal service need something from the stimulus they are already budgeted for arnt they ?

Herro grorious reader

saw one today he was claiming ssituation was pretty bad there and people were stsill grouping in high amounts in their apartments or houses,their balcony or stuff like that

Source?

yes, glass me

Starting to feel like chink virus has sizzled out and isn't anywhere near close to the devastation we were looking for. Massive political change invoked by the virus doesn't look like it's going to be happening. Disappointed in chink virus, huge let down. Chinks can't do anything right, their virus lasted about as long as their batteries.

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>R0 is gradually getting smaller daily because social distancing
Thanks, I was not aware of that fact

Everything is awesome and R0 is low, until social distancing will be traded for economic collapse.
How long can a modern economy with 7B of people could cope with a continuously quarantine that is ruining economy?
When the non-existent economy will start to hurt the belly of the people for the hunger?

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lel, filtered.

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You joke but a lot of retards believe 10s of million americans already have an entirely asymptomatic form of the disease.

>my mom has coronavirus
>thankfully no breathing problems, just a fever, diarrhea and feeling weak
>2 weeks later, her fever is finally gone. She still feels weakness doing regular stuff like walking up and downstairs, and cooking, but her strength has been coming back slowly
>my father was tested positive. Also no breathing problems. Just diarrhea and weakness.
>He’s a 71 year old overweight diabetic who eats the worst shit, like DollarTree instant ramen, salami sandwiches, burger king, chicken parm, etc

I’m so worried about him guys.

They've been put in the loo

awesome post, assuming this doesn't happen.

>if there are more infected, then it means it's not even 1% death rate, in short, the flu is worse than this faggot virus

I wonder if this stay at home movement has essentially killed the spread of the flu bug this year.

Is new york city worse than wuhan yet?

Um, guys, keep an eye on China.
Their cases are rising fast again + their new category of "asymptomatic" cases are doubling too.

twitter.com/Rover829/status/1247677454988259329

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This thing is over faggots. Death rate is plummeting.

you usually see that many barrels for a decomp cleanup/messy suicide.

Tells me that some people are desperately dependent on the normalcy bias.

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yes, r0 is not purely innate, the goal in public health and epidemiology is to get r0 to be

don't worry nothing of value will be lost

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...

>>He’s a 71 year old overweight diabetic who eats the worst shit, like DollarTree instant ramen, salami sandwiches, burger king, chicken parm, etc
>I’m so worried about him guys.

Take antibiotics as prophylaxis, the disease attacks heart valves, antibiotics reduce inflammation and stops bacterial endocarditis.

watch them closely. be ready for anything.

correct.

We've been knowing china is fucked they're just lying about numbers

So is this one going to be a vain attempt to revive the glory of 100 threads ago, when there was life and bantz in amongst this putrid corpse of a general

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Pretty much the same garbage American cuisine, but with more Alcohol to pass the time.

A chink from Wuhan was saving their saliva

They just lifted restrictions for Wuhan, didn't they?

Wait how many deaths did the US have today?

I read a news paper for today saying we hit 10k deaths yesterday...

Tracker shows almost 13k now

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