Brit/pol - Late Night Edition

>Coronavirus: Prince Andrew accuser Virginia Roberts-Giuffre in hospital for COVID-19 tests
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-prince-andrew-accuser-virginia-roberts-giuffre-ijn-hospital-for-covid-19-tests-11969872

>Britain set for 66,000 COVID-19 deaths, most in Europe: study
france24.com/en/20200407-britain-set-for-66-000-covid-19-deaths-most-in-europe-study

>Coronavirus patient deaths rise by 758 in England
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-patient-deaths-rise-by-758-in-england-11969899

>UK rejects Trump's offer to help with Boris Johnson's coronavirus treatment
businessinsider.com/uk-rejects-donald-trump-offer-help-boris-johnson-coronavirus-treatment-2020-4?

>UK coronavirus live news: Boris Johnson 'not on a ventilator' says Michael Gove
theguardian.com/world/live/2020/apr/07/uk-coronavirus-live-news-boris-johnson-spends-night-in-intensive-care

>Coronavirus will thrive in British jails: prisoners face a death sentence
theguardian.com/society/2020/apr/07/coronavirus-thrive-british-jails-prisoners-face-death-sentence

>Momentum vows to 'hold Keir Starmer to account' after Labour left suffers heavy defeats
politicshome.com/news/article/momentum-vows-to-hold-keir-starmer-to-account-after-labour-left-suffers-heavy-defeats

>Deputy PM Dominic Raab admits he has not spoken to hospitalised Boris Johnson since Saturday
politicshome.com/news/article/deputy-pm-dominic-raab-admits-he-has-not-spoken-to-hospitalised-boris-johnson-since-saturday

>Coronavirus: 'Sacrificing the elderly' - Care homes asked to take COVID-19 patients
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-sacrificing-the-elderly-care-homes-asked-to-take-covid-19-patients-11969661?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter

>EU clears 50 billion pound UK 'umbrella' scheme to support economy
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-britain-eu/eu-clears-50-billion-pound-uk-umbrella-scheme-to-support-economy-idUSKBN21O0SX

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How are things in civvie street chaps?

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captcha beingadickagain

bored
Should I join the army?

Buy Apple, they said, it will be fun, they said.

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who's the semen demon in the back?

Can be shite, can be class. If you haven't got anything better to do go for it.

aside from the obvious (((WHO))) are you really serving.
Take a look at people who have,
Do they have the life you want?
Take a look at the vets that left,
Are they happy?

IMO you'd be throwing years of your life away, and the only pros you get in return is some discipline & weapons training.

>dying for israel

Chaps, im doing an impromptu sitrep on covid if you wanna listen in

are the reserves actually a meme or are they worth joining?

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Lol, yeah apple is the ultimate NPC brand.
They willfully fuck over their consumers to maximuize profits,
>"but its cool and trendy"

what do you do?

as opposed to throwing years of their life away wageslaving?

6 months. She has some boring meaningless job at a construction company so she's nothing special.

I knew ages ago that she got pissed off too easily to be worthy of my time, I dunno why I let things go on this long. It felt good to give her some shit tonight.

looks old.

who is the sexist Italian woman in your opinion?

its not late night fucking retard brit

The moon (full) is so bright tonight I can't even look directly at it, it's like the sun.
I don't remember it ever being this bright. W-what's going on, lads?

No idea. Just a pic off some website where they shoop things. It looks like a scene from a kids movie.

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I love you lads dearly

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Seems pretty normal to me. It's like this a lot when the weather is good.

Alright its ya boy holding up in Ireland free forever from the fenians. Brits stay strong in theses times and hope yous are all doing fine tonight :)

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Did you give her some domestic abuse? It’s all the rage during quarantine, up by 25%

if your army's anything remotely like ours, no, shit's so gay that corona chan actually made life more tolerable

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i fucking hate retarded brits fuck you faggots make me sick

I thought you were going to be a duck?
>axe commercial
Did she tempt you with bread and bread products?

Am I right in saying that these guys have mostly French Foreign Legion insignia?

What are you in?

just cried down the video call to my gf but i h8 this so i'm still masculine

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Lol you are precious Caulde-Ron

look at you ugly teeth bongs too scared to reply to the big bad leaf. faggot cowards

a wagies can still have a normal relationship,
enjoy far more freedom, & work towards having your own business.
Soldiers get cucked on multiple levels.

phew
thanks fampai
i thought it was DA END TYMEZ

They just put Pom Poku on Netflix not seen it since the 90s. It reminds me of Watership Down and The Animals Of Farthing Wood.

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Hey roundhead do you know if they'll be getting rid of Capita any time soon?
They told me to fuck off for BS "medical" reasons (hand cream) and I'm still salty.

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Fuck this gay lockdown
I have no work to do, being forced to take my annual leave by my employer and when that is done they will probably furlough me. So bored all day, the NEET lifestyle really isn't for me. I'd love to be out in nature but that's apparently banned or at least more hassle than it's worth.
It's basically like being in jail I suppose.
Why crash the economy and put us all under house arrest for this virus that seems mainly to kill the old or diabetics?
Just isolate the over 65s and medically vulnerable please
Let the working age population back to work

I wish. I settled for telling her parents some things she hoped they would never know about. I'm kind of expecting to wake up tomorrow to find her blowing my car up or something.

>hand cream
Seriously.

I hope you have bobs and vargoini

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i dare one of you fucking sub humans to come at me bro, CANADA PRIDE WORLD WIDE

Oh do tell us what you shared with them. This could become a very interesting tit for tat revenge break up.

Not even anime is as crazy as Farthing Wood

What do you mean?

so what if i like hitler whats that to you faggot bong

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>Pom Poku
imagine watching faggot nip cartoons for kids, KYS FAGGOT

You did clap for Boris, right? Had a nice glass of bubbly and was cheering with the neighbours. Hoping he'll pull through.

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You have teh gay?

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Nice lol; roast beef is very nice, I like it a lot, really

i did a wicca incantation so he does NOT make it

No, I just care about you x

Infantry, active duty. A normal day is a coin toss between bureaucratic hell or sucking it in some shitty part of the woods. If you want to invest in your civilian life, get some POG job, guys like me will make fun of you but secretly envy you because we fucked up thinking we'd be hot shit. On the flip side if you're actually looking to do cool shit, take the army's cock to the base and join some kind of special forces. I dunno what that'd be for you bongs, but in my area it's the 75th ranger regiment or the green berets. Not enough fighting to go around even in Afghanistan and Iraq, so while these big dicks go around doing their thing the average warrior like me gets to larp with blank rounds and fill out surveys asking me for the millionth time if I want to kill myself.

take that racist shit down faggot and no suprise there that your literally an african man or as i like to say NIGGER

I don’t know, I like Milfs.

The best Italian one? Probably Sabrina Ferilli.

I saved her because she’s an Alfa Romeo Milf

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get a room faggots

>brit/pol/ thread where the only actual British people are me and Daisy
What the fuck is going on

*100x better than the shit you are using
>grrr... I hate that you can afford better stuff.

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look at that gross armpit fucking nasty whore

because the leafs run the board now faggot GTFO

Our special forces are a lot harder to get into, I believe, not a dig, just because they're smaller.

i wanna kick that dog in the face for being a fucking faggot retard

>Our special forces are a lot harder to get into
no they are not, they are fucking SHIT compared to the americans seething faggot brit

Another night worrying about how to get money whilst being broke. I never get anywhere.

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lol, not even objectively true.
My phone has better camera, battery, ram, and CPU than the top Apple iDrone pro max NPC

Plus i can run a custom android ROM and strip out all the google spy shit, and have total control.

doubt it, most of the mercenaries were from South Africa and Rhodesia

You suck dick for money to get by?

Gay tbqh famiglia

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I didn't say that

Roast some chesnuts over a 5G tower and sell them to passing joggers.

get a job faggot nigger

Fuck off

K canada,what you got.

i love how based leafs like ME have taken over /brit/ pol

hi pube.

fuck on

JTF2 which literally killed more HVT shitskins then the americans lol, canada is best of the best. we also hold a bunch of sniper records we are the ELITE

as if any of the virgins here will do any of that

virgin are you joking? i get mad pussy, i got one little piece right now who sits on my face while she sucks my cock. i guess not everyone can be a CHAD like me

>not sucking dick

That explains why you are broke.

you've never even seen a pair of tits you larpcel

holy shit your a faggot

hell is destructive !

lolol if we kill james cordorn
this is actually pretty funny

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look at this attension whore namefaggot KYS and learn to spell good

spooky!