After the apocalypse

Let's say that the following sequence of events occurs:

>April 10: internet shuts off; anyone you has has no idea what's going on
>April 27th: grocery stores stop restocking supplies
>May 15th: people run out of food and shit really hits the fan
>May 27th: an actual holocaust that actually happens occurs and most (75%) people in your town, or any town you visit end up dead
>June-July: shit calms down but mostly everyone is terrified of anyone who isn't a close friend or family
>August: by now all the faggots who said "hurr I'd be a raider!" on Yas Forums are dead
>September: people smart enough to farm build stockpiles to survive the winter, others resort to looting and foraging what they can
>October-February: in harsh climates there's a winter, but it passes and you've survived

It's February of 2021. You don't really see any semblance of civilization anymore, just an occasional survivor. What would you do?

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Scouring the land collecting valuables, I'd be a trading merchant

>What would you do?
Relax. That sounds max comfy.

Farm obviously. Move near a watersource or fortify my house. If that happens don't expect to be a hero right away. Try to survive first. You don't need others. You need a wife to pump kids into, your kin and their wife/husbands. That's how you create a tribe.

go into the suburbs and raid all the panty drawers

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I'm curious how many people would basically hunker down and live the comfy live versus trying to organize/build some kind of civilization back up.

log onto Classic and farm Black Lotus with less competition. Slowly start to increase the price of BL

build a farm, go fishing and shellfishing every day, the population of fish and shellfish would be insane

Probably rape

>April 11th - confident things are staying off I unsheathe my machete, make my way to the neighbours & begin to stick my pantry with all the meat I need.
>February 2021 - my slave army & fellow cannibals descend upon your weak settlement for rape & feasting.

>Build an army of loyal followers, promise a harem to each of my enforcers if they don't betray me.
>Build a community and offer land and security to my people.
>Build myself a fuhrer bunker to protect myself from the inevetiability of betrayal
>Have one wife and a bunch of sister-wives
>Live out my days secure and wealthy knowing that I provided hope and normality to otherwise hopeless people
>Die and go to heaven

Rape

I'd probably do a shit ton of booger sugar.

And rape

I know i would be dead in the first two says with no internet but rape
My inceldom is giing to end. Haha

rape crew checking in

Hunting, fishing, loving everyday

Go fishing, tend to my now largely expanded garden, get fellated by one or more of the women I have accepted into my new kingdom in exchange for food and protection.

Search the wastes for Mormons and start trying to rebuild the Church. With faith comes unity, community, family and strength.

There has to be people to trade with, and I doubt anyone would like you, you'd probably be killed if came around trying to get rich, it would remind people too much of the old world and its practices before collapse

By february I will have completed my Man-O-War. My mates and I shall take to high seas for adventure, plunder and fair maidens! Avast ye lanlubber, this here be a no hornswaggollin zone!

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Fuck ur mom

Pick out a homestead and stockpile ammo and supplies. Offer said supplies to women and build a harem. Have lots of kids and raise them to be wholesome devout Christians. Feels comfy just thinking about it, Desu.

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I'd go outside and bend over and spread my buttcheeks so that the sun could directly hit my asshole. I'd let my asshole get sunburnt.

It wouldn't happen.

Work the farm mostly.
Build a brewery after liquor stores are bare. Probably have a computer up and running on solar panels and generator that has every kind of connection available to transfer data (porn) from the hard drives, phones, etc. I gather while in town.
Burn every bible, scripture I come across for the benefit of future generations.

i would follow the path of light

>Burn every bible, scripture I come across for the benefit of future generations.
I don't agree with this, but I guarantee if your intent is to burn bibles and abolish religion you will only make people flock to it

Hurr durr. I'd be a raider!

If you think that an apocalypse would cause people to cease violence and just "live a comfy life" even after some time passed, you're going to be disappointed.
That occasional survivor you talk about has no reason to trust you, nor you them, and the odds of having a violent confrontation eventually over resources is likely higher than anything peaceful.
Sure people might have a peaceful time if they live in the middle of nowhere and were already prepared and are able to sustain themselves. For most others though, they will need to find what they need one way or the other.

By the time I'm finished there will be more copies of Harry Potter lying around my town. They can flock somewhere else or catch a bullet. . . if they haven't already gotten their legs blown off from one of the mines.

I’d just jerk off

> Detroit is on the Great Lakes
> There will be Somalia-tier pirates there in the future

it's basic psychology fren. Taboos reinforce behavior. If you want to get rid of religion, you're going to have to teach everybody why it was bad. If you ban it, people seek out the taboo. And if you murder people for their religious beliefs, you'll make martyrs out of them and the plebs will shout "OH THEY'RE JUST LIKE JESUS!"

If you're going to use violence, you'd literally have to murder everyone who isn't an obnoxious atheist faggot. And those dipshits treat atheism like a religion.

Stop larping you fucking faggots.

>internet shuts off
why?

Whatta ya buyin'?

Hello, strangeah.

Real answer? I'd kill myself.

Fuck civilization, people are mindless brutes, I'd try to farm and grow what food I can myself. Maybe form some kind of collective with survivors

I have a ranch with a well and cattle so i'd just take my family and not leave my ranch for years, but this shit is not happening anyways.

i'd be with this guy doing the same.

Ok, Eli

Try to rebuild, resign a declaration for the constitution with those around me. Band together and continue to live life.

Beta male!

Mormons aren't gonna make it. Everyone knows about the requisite 2-year stockpile and magic underwear. It's over for Mormons.

you're assuming we aren't armed.

Y'all have to ask permission to enter my house though, like vampires.

Where are you getting these specific dates from? Or is this purely hypothetical?

I’m so looking forward to April 10. What you gonna do user?

uhh totally hypothetical

Oh some of this, some of that

stop, my penis can only get so erect

Thanks for giving me an idea

Good to know. Filled. I have a magic big bore AR. See you board game playing fake smiley face people in a week or two. Leave a light on for me.

What are your roe op? Shoot every faggot that wonders into your sight picture.

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if the internet goes down, then i would expect a huge spike in crime. i'd finish up any business i have and start talking to my friends from church and head to utah.

Human's literally evolved to be in tribes, no matter what happens there will always be villages. You're not gonna just live on a farm somewhere and never see anyone again.

The likely scenario is that we'll just go back to life in the 1800s. More smaller communities, less suburbs.

Leave shitposts everywhere. NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS on the side of a building perhaps. Maybe some Q larp shit for a boomer to endlessly go in circles over. You could also start a cult. Maybe even a Bean cult.

"And thus spoke the nigger, this nigga be eating beans"

go find physical copies of rare games and steal them.

Who stops nuclear reactors from melting down? Is any region safe?

>hover over 4 pack of triple ply toilet paper

Ahhhhhh!? I'll buy it at a high price!

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People who don’t want there family irradiated. Infer structure is going to be fine. Worry more about your front and back door. Life is like a box of chocolates and they’re all trying to take your shit.