AUS/POL/ - HUMP DAY PRAISE HIM EDITION

Gday lads

>Some NSW coronavirus restrictions could be eased next month, Premier says
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-08/nsw-coronavirus-restrictions-could-be-relaxed-next-month/12130644

>Adelaide woman dies after contracting COVID-19 from Ruby Princess cruise ship
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-08/south-australia-records-second-coronavirus-death/12131992

>'I am OK': Former choirboy who accused George Pell expresses relief as case comes to an end
abc.net.au/news/2020-04-08/george-pell-accuser-witness-j-reacts-to-high-court-judgment/12130684

>Family-of-seven are rushed to hospital from a quarantine hotel as a child and another adult test positive to coronavirus - while the first group of travellers are released after 14-day lockdown
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8196985/Coronavirus-Children-rushed-hospital-returned-travellers-end-14-day-lockdown-Swissotel.html

BREAD THEME

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Whats for lunch lads?

feel like praising him lads

so auspol is just an ASIO circle jerk now?
nice

SHRIMP ON THA BAHBIE!

Just did, felt great

The gf

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Praise be

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The bf

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no worse than the young lib circle jerk it usually is

I fucking hate chicks that play rugby or any other sport most of them are just beef machine sub 20iq wannabe manlets

George Pell did nothing wrong

Couple of them are honeys

I was pretty surprised, they are more hot women playing rugby than soccer

To move the thread topic to a non-edgelord subject; How big is the WHO presence in Australia and do they have a representative here?

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BASED ANDREW BOLT

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8190975/The-Australian-territory-jail-residents-breaching-coronavirus-quarantine.html

kek

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Baked beans on toast

Praise him on this Wednesday

>so auspol is just an ASIO circle jerk now?
is that actually any worse than what it was before?

>finally got my scomobux
Based and blessed scomo

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FUCK nurses and FUCK the farmers

>Your claim for JobSeeker Payment is on hold.
Fuck this shit.

where's my fucking scomobux cunts

>went to woolies
>was literally a bird flying around in the produce section, probably shitting on everything
Don't have much faith in supermarket biosecurity lads

gottem rite here wagie

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im a neet but still waiting on my seven fiddy. WHAT THE FUCK SCOMO

Got mine and I'm not even in Australia kek

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FUCKING MEALS ON WHEELS BITCH I DONT WANT YOGHURT I WANT CAKE

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BASED DSP RETARD

>January: Bushfires
>February: GM shitcans Holden
>March: Coronavirus
>April: George Pell released from prison

Can't have shit in Australia

youtube.com/watch?v=uG_Rg3xMMGs

Humans get nightmares, Muslim cockroaches get Brenton Tarrants.

It's just 1 bloke with a vpn that sock puppets a conversation and support together

What the fuck is a form nigga just stop going

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>was supposed to be paid yesterday by centrelink
>turns out i entered the wrong account number for my payment destination
>now have to wait another two weeks for my next payment
it's lucky i have savings, but i can't imagine what this would be like for another retard who was relying on that first payment to actually eat something.

WHO - very small presence.
We don't even really have a single point of Chief Health Official.
>the Fed health ministry 'coordinates' with all the state ministries = the usual disorganised shitfight + interstate party politics on every 'decision' they make.

Remember when Australians were white entrepreneurs?
You welfare seeking mentally ill retards can be in the Vanguard of Cronulla 2.0 as we take back our white island paradise and begin space exploration.

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Asio... circle-jerk... implies theyre not a bunch of softcocks as usual
>they can only get hard bumming gullible young neo-nazti boys on bush hikes

Had a 711 sausage roll and sauce oath

How is she Christian if she's a fucking homo

WHAT THE FUCK SCOMO. FKING HELL

Manned space exploration is a pointless fantasy escapist meme that would consume about a year of your life on a one way trip to a planet within the solar system like Mars, that would serve no point other than "we did it!".

Actual space exploration has and always will be conducted by probes.

You can still be a good catholic even if the Cardinal is fucking you up the arse, so a fat lezzo that even a starving dyke Nun wouldn't lick can be too.

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Shit nigger that was alright hey. Saved and praised!

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She's got a lesbian face.

is it gonna go back to normal lads? I just wanna go rub n tug shop.

Why does the CEO of rugby look like a dyke feminist?

Imagine thinking that's a lot of money.

she's a tranny i'm 100% sure, but she claims to have a hair problem, but fuck me its definitely a bloke

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Lmao, one of the Lebs that stabbed a bloke five times and tried to murder him only served 9 months in jail whereas an Aussie that told Muslims to fuck off got 12 months

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another rub and tug just got pinged in sydney cbd the customer getting jerked off got fined $1000, the whore $1000 and the old chink owner $5000. Not worth getting baby oil slathered on your cock just yet m8

Why is this bitch still allowed here? She said aspies like us should be kicked out of school.

abc.net.au/news/2017-06-21/pauline-hanson-under-fire-repulsive-bigoted-comments-autism/8640328

an update on JobKeeper, your employer will make you work in any position to make sure you at least do enough work for the 1500 a fortnight before tax. You have to work! Basically JobKeeper is work for the dole! HAHA

NEETS FUCKING RULE

>says something eminently sensible
>get smeared by the media and other attention whores

abc.net.au/news/2020-04-07/nsw-coronavirus-social-distancing-to-stay-until-vaccine-found/12126802

> Yesterday, she described social distancing as "a way of life" that would remain until a COVID-19 vaccine was found.

This will never end in Australia, welcome to the permanent world of "social distancing", where you can only visit stores at certain times, and the government has complete control over you. They NEVER found a proper vaccine for SARS, and that was 17 years ago. G fucking G Australia.

>A group of Chinese students studying in Melbourne have been slapped with more than $11,000 in fines for having a dinner party, the Herald Sun reports.

>Each of the seven women were given a $1652 fine for breaking coronavirus social distancing laws after a neighbour tipped off police to the party at the Southbank apartment last night.

CHINKS DONT FOLLOW RULES!

I don't agree with dobbing in your neighbours to the stasi but fuck chinks