Come to Australia for a working holiday as a farmhand I promise you will have a nice time. Flights are super cheap right now.
Come to Australia for a working holiday as a farmhand I promise you will have a nice time...
William Williams
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Charles Davis
Will I be able to see great white sharks jump out of the water?
Eli Bailey
I promise guys it's not a trap. Things are going really well here. The chinese menace is under control and even the abbos aren't making wars like they do most every april.
Just visit and spend money here NOW
Joseph Rivera
yes yes all that too. look: twitter.com
just come right away because for reasons.
Michael Peterson
Why does that bird have claws on it's wings?
Henry Young
It is normal and expected for birds to have toxic spurs on their wings.
Come visit now
Asher Nelson
Sorry, but is that a bird with claws?
Brayden Morris
Gosh just come visit okay
Birds are totes warm blooded it's the cold-blood creatures that you should fear. Join us to defeat the insects and then we will let you feast on our chicken compatriots as thankful gift
Josiah Sanders
Err, what the fuck have you done, Australia?
You've made Wingull evolve into Beedrill. That's not possible.
Luis Miller
I already went there for a year. Never botheres with the stupid farm shit and made money with non-brainlet jobs, though.
Liam Campbell
holy FUCK I HATE PLOVERS
why do they always make nests in the middle of the most important fields and swoop anyone that gets within 100m of it.
FUCK OFF PLOVERS
Logan Price
Ok coronabird, what kind of bugs are we talking about?
Noah Thomas
You've convinced me OP. I'm booking my flight
Joseph Adams
Put 'em up, farm boy.
Jeremiah Harris
VETERAN DETECTED
1 DIDGERIDOO HAS BEEN DEPOSITED INTO YOUR CLACKA
Adrian Miller
Levi Wood
Just roll with a squash racquet m8.
Incidentally, it's a good way to work on your game off the court.
Adrian Bell
Joshua Murphy
rat-sized roaches, landcrabs, landoctopus, anaphalaxis ants and mind control spiders.
>Some compassionate locals broke off the branch and transferred the spider to an avocado tree on higher ground in the centre of town.
Grayson Peterson
>The great emu conspiracy
Nicholas White
What would the farmhand work entail? would it be like the epilogue of red dead 2 but without the guns?
Hunter Wood
I unironically bought a didgeridoo as well and then sent it to my parents. It has kangaroos on it. :)
Nicholas Taylor
ugh also yes that. how could I forget about locusts.
Landon Garcia
chasing these cunts and getting swooped at school with mates... take me back lads
Gabriel Ortiz
is this a trick
it sounds like a trick
Anthony Bennett
>Australia is Chinese clay
>Import educated Europeans to do shit manual labour jobs
>Treat them with contempt like they’re the problem
It’s truly bizzarro world over there. NZ is 10000x better and has a fraction of the shitcunts
Austin Johnson
rare wtf
Matthew Sullivan
Observe plovers when they have chicks. Modern women can't even compete. They are the most based and nuclear-familypilled animals you'll ever see. They also effectively keep your yard clear of grubs and bugs.
Adrian Watson
There is no trick invertebrates such as locust are exotic menu item. Help us kill them in exchange for chicken. Chicken is a real bird. You will enjoy chicken's meat. Trust us.
Nathan James
I don't understand this thread so I'm going to take it as hostile
Jack Flores
Plus, they strut like fucktards.
Justin Anderson
RARE
And also
RIGHT
Owen Taylor
I fell for the working holiday meme. Great times but honestly fuck Queensland to death. Sydney’s wank too.
Lucas Hill
by working farm hand do you mean executing and burying all Chinese nationals still in Australia?
if so I'm in. if there's no murdering though, I will rape you.
Bentley Lewis
>Jersey
isn't that the island where Jimmy Saville used to rape and murder little orphan boys?
William White
Sounds yummy, I'll be right over.
Grayson Stewart
Don't be taken in by OP. He's an emu LARPing as a plover.
Cooper Lewis
What’s in it for you, Aussie? Also what’s up with the Chinese file name?
Hunter Lewis
Yeah. Nah. A Cassowary.
Xavier Perez
>Mandarin filename
uhh MATE.
Blake Richardson
Do not listen to this man he is a liar.
And even if he wasn't emus are human allies now. YES VERY ALLY. We are so advanced and beyond need for humans to sustain us that we manifest protein through sheer power of will! There is no requirement for additional human meat here.
Trust us instead of this shameful American man. We are your friends. Take your working holiday in Australia.
Camden Morales
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Christopher Rivera
Semi true, bad noncing went on in the 70s & 80s in orphanages but no murders as was wildly speculated. Now all were known for is hiding your bosses money tax-free, our delicious potatoes and the best cows (and milk) in the world. Stay salty sheep fucker.
This isn’t even the nice part of the island
Nicholas Ortiz
>digit claws on wings
based and theropod-pilled
Gabriel Hall
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK NURSES
FUCK ROASTIES
FUCK STRAWBERRY FARMERS
Jaxson Collins
That building looks rotten and mouldy. Very sad.
Not like glorious spare warehouse of Australia fake country for bulk refills. There are many jobs here and SUFFICIENT PROTEIN SO THAT HUMAN DOES NOT DIE. Please visit immediately.
Lincoln Reed
Those jobs belong to hospitality and retail workers now.
Noah Mitchell
Honestly thought that picture was a poorly photoshopped cross between a bird and a wasp but no it's real. Fuck that shit.
Chase Bailey
>but no murders as was wildly speculated
they found bodies in unmarked graves, though. They also used to take them out in boats and dump them in the channel.
>best cows (and milk) in the world
he hasn't heard of King Island off Tasmania.
Nathan Bennett
Nonsense. NZ is little China (and India) and has been for ages. All the Whites there are either liberal faggots or meth heads, it's basically Canada in the South Pacific.
Eli Harris
KING ISLAND IS FAKE
HOW MANY CURRENCY IS FOR MODERATE AT BOARD
Carter Collins
8/10 names of baby surnames in NZ last year are of Indian of Chinese origin.
Jonathan White
can i get a cute girly furry aussie bf who wants to drink vb and get disability because he slipped on piss at the supermarket?
Angel Watson
Jersey cow master race reporting in.
And the ‘unmarked grave’ was a coconut fragment wrongly attributed to being a skull. If orphans really were dumped at sea it served them right for being easily forgettable.
If you want some real shade, look up the beast of jersey. Now there’s a real sicko.
Jacob Watson
this is a very cool bird !
however all flight are closed here... I will book a flight as soon as they open
Gavin Nelson
Australia never ceases to amaze.
William Gomez
Ugly ass bird, looks like it might be a reptile in disguise
Thomas Clark
keep a can of lighter fluid in your car, if you see a chink stack, light that fucker up
Brandon Collins
if i had the means i would buy a house on sark in a heartbeat
Christian Morales
Jesus Christ
James Gonzalez
if i do this and come to aus can i suck your cock when i get there?
Evan Russell
trust me my burger friend, australia having scary animals is a huge meme.
The only scary things are snakes and maybe sharks (which you guys have anyway).
I would much rather having to avoid some dodgy rivers where crocodiles could be or have to smash a spider with a shoe once in a while than have to think about mountain lions and bears and wolves.
Australia is really very similar to the US except we don't have big predators