Brit/pol/ The fire rises Edition

>Coronavirus: Prince Andrew accuser Virginia Roberts-Giuffre in hospital for COVID-19 tests
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-prince-andrew-accuser-virginia-roberts-giuffre-ijn-hospital-for-covid-19-tests-11969872

>Britain set for 66,000 COVID-19 deaths, most in Europe: study
france24.com/en/20200407-britain-set-for-66-000-covid-19-deaths-most-in-europe-study

>Coronavirus patient deaths rise by 758 in England
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-patient-deaths-rise-by-758-in-england-11969899

>UK rejects Trump's offer to help with Boris Johnson's coronavirus treatment
businessinsider.com/uk-rejects-donald-trump-offer-help-boris-johnson-coronavirus-treatment-2020-4?

>UK coronavirus live news: Boris Johnson 'not on a ventilator' says Michael Gove
theguardian.com/world/live/2020/apr/07/uk-coronavirus-live-news-boris-johnson-spends-night-in-intensive-care

>Coronavirus will thrive in British jails: prisoners face a death sentence
theguardian.com/society/2020/apr/07/coronavirus-thrive-british-jails-prisoners-face-death-sentence

>Momentum vows to 'hold Keir Starmer to account' after Labour left suffers heavy defeats
politicshome.com/news/article/momentum-vows-to-hold-keir-starmer-to-account-after-labour-left-suffers-heavy-defeats

>Deputy PM Dominic Raab admits he has not spoken to hospitalised Boris Johnson since Saturday
politicshome.com/news/article/deputy-pm-dominic-raab-admits-he-has-not-spoken-to-hospitalised-boris-johnson-since-saturday

>Coronavirus: 'Sacrificing the elderly' - Care homes asked to take COVID-19 patients
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-sacrificing-the-elderly-care-homes-asked-to-take-covid-19-patients-11969661?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter

>EU clears 50 billion pound UK 'umbrella' scheme to support economy
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-britain-eu/eu-clears-50-billion-pound-uk-umbrella-scheme-to-support-economy-idUSKBN21O0SX

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8197943/Mayor-Bill-Blasio-admits-NYC-likely-undercounting-coronavirus-deaths.html
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First for coughin

Tripmong edition

Confirmed nothing burger
Happening cancelled

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Lmao, sure thing spastic...

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cvg mong is boring

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>Obviously spit and stuff will fly further if you're signing loud.
it's aerosolised and it can survive for 24+ hours in the air. the virus could potentially travel for miles outside on the wind.

Raabs speaking as though it’s him catching it, he’d swat it away with his muscular yet slim arms and can’t comprehend why Boris hasnt

Lot of piggies out tonight lads. Fort a wa gonna get nabbed for not clappin

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>Do you answer the call user?

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>chemtrails
This has to be one of the more retarded of shit conspiracy theories.

youtube.com/watch?v=gi5j7jjhm4M

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Where did you get the print? I rather fancy a nice patriotic print.

HERRO?

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>Where'd that be? In no specific terms, if you're shy.
Blackburn, Lancashire.

yeah, it's one of those "millions of people need to be in on it for it to work" ones along with flat earth

The facts are in. You can't stop this virus. Once you are infected it treats your immune system like a ponzi scheme. Covid 19 will soon become self aware and enact order 66 on us all after it gnaws your balls off. Have the mandatory vaccine and microchip goyim or no UBI for you.

Do you Britons know Pino Daniele?

youtube.com/watch?v=roTv1SochBs

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HEIL RONA

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davidicke.com/article/567418/david-icke-live-london-real-today-330pm-uk

The Ickenator has the scoop on coronavirus being completely not real.

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Well, you can't be criticised for a small sample size there.

>Covid 19 will soon become self aware and enact order 66 on us all after it gnaws your balls off.

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did you notice how fucking puny raab looked standing next to whitty?and whittys not exactly a unit himself, so raab must be like 5' 4

>manlet

Yes.

Since they have grounded the planes I have enjoyed looking at clear blue skies though. Regardless of whatever shit the planes spew out. Con trail, chem trail most likely just exhaust fumage.

>Because I love you guys and because i know you have requested them, im' going to show you, show you here here Feast upon my grotesque body horror tits, feast upon them. Wank off ukip voters, wank off to my grotesque tits. I give you these ukip voters wank off to me now, you know it makes sense, vote Greens, and remember, fuck those fucking racist fucking arsehole nazi ukip voters you know it makes sense, and thats right sense, have a good wank on me, you know it makes sense.

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My lads

x

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A quick look reveals to me that these asian gentlemen are seemingly already in Pakistan.

>most likely just exhaust fumage.
No, it's just water vapour condensed in the turbines.

Is this achievable natty?

>NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio admits the city's coronavirus death toll may be higher than reported as many recent deaths hadn't been tested and he refuses to comment on how a surge in bodies will be handled
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8197943/Mayor-Bill-Blasio-admits-NYC-likely-undercounting-coronavirus-deaths.html

didn't jahans get test treatment as it turned out he was literally low test or something?

Is that a man?

Noooh, now it end

I propose a motto for the /cvg/ fraternity
>it may, therefore it is

>Is that a man?
how new?

You have much to learn brother

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How is it we have less population than Italy but more deaths, did the Russians send over the stronger virus for us?

Yeah he only got tested because people from here were begging him to and it turned out he had hypogonadism

lads the fretboard on my strat is going green, what do?

Eddie.

I heard he got bullied into taking testosterone

youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

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Glorious 'Rona be praised.
All hail RNHS.
A festival of mandatory exercise shall be held in their honour.

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Italy has nearly 3x more deaths than us. They also have fewer people than us. How are you able to be so wrong?

Bullied with free pizza more like kek

lol 'gonads' is a medical term

lean in 15!

>hypogonadism
Remember gonads and strife?

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italy's real death toll is around 4x the official figure.

And my cock is around 4x it's visible length. Don't be fooled by the trick of light.

kek

It’s oxidation.

0000 steel wool, cover the pickups and when you’re done spray the frets with some nourishment product for them.

What the fuck from the thumbnail I thought it was a mare ass and pussy, now I’m disappointed

All I have is death so I'll take you with me

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Would you endorse a Chinese PM if she looked like this? Or would you shill for a crusty old Boris Johnson anglo?

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I am black im british and I say suck my dick white britain

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I just put some napoleonic war art up in my gaff.

There aren't too many paintings of the rifles that I like though.

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He'd better fucking live or I will dedicate my life to eradicating china from this plane of existence.

looks like an alien

Fucking based nigger. I don't like those unbased niggers but I love based niggers. You and I are brothers in Britishness.

seems like eddie is afraid of me

>There aren't too many paintings of the rifles that I like though.

that's cause they're ally as fuck

Nice! I think I have seen this before, what is the name of the painting?

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No she doesnt't. She a beautiful Asian woman, and only british roasties would be butthurt

Michael Gove self-isolating after member of his family gets coronavirus symptoms

thesun.co.uk/news/11345140/

>Raab
Britain getting cucked by another German. How quaint.

Only one woman is suitable for PM (and the Crown).

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It still makes a right mess of the skies. I remember when that volcano erupted in Iceland and all the bastard planes got grounded a few years ago. No noise, no criss cross trails blocking the sky, no shit loads of pakis and niggers disembarking.
Bliss

Oh my God lol

The monkey is clearly scared, the girl will soon pay the toll

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They didn't do everything they could to avoid war.
They guaranteed Poland, which effectively guaranteed war.
Why guarantee Poland? A country which we could not have defended even if we wanted to?
What worth was it to us?
Is was nothing be retarded British foreign policy aimed at preventing any one power from gained hegemony on the continent.
Well fucking great, it destroyed the Empire and made America the hegemon in Europe.
WW1 was equally pointless and optional too.

She's no Kate Humble.

I have to say I do love these swarthy med lasses.

>I hear some people are buying extension ladders, going up on store roofs, and pulling the disconnects on their heating and refrigeration. I hear all their food goes rotten, costs the company thousands of dollars.

The TSR-2 was scrapped so they could sell more F4-Es

>german

I think it's quite nice if there's just one lone contrail high up in a totally blue sky.

Trips of truth. Everyone else can fuck off.

Meds are not Aryan.
Northern Euros, Japanese, Russian, and South Koreans are white skin. Meds are not. Meds are arabs and paki people

Change your strings. What are you using? I use diodario they last for ages but like pastanon said just give your fretboard a rub down with some anti rust spray.

I just assumed bigger country bigger population to be fair

I use hybrid 10 - 38s

fistfight me

The Yanks killed the TSR2 along with the Avro Arrow

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tbf its a great aircraft.

>he mad

Call me when sandpeople will be able to make something like this

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No why? I like you

>the monkey

that's Carlton Palmer ya dumb wop cunt. legend of England.

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>eddie killed his stream rather than talk to me
good for the ol self esteem that

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You might like this if you're into yer planes

youtube.com/watch?v=dN9q1AIkhsM

Scotland Forever by Lady Butler.

I'm not Scottish but I love the painting.

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i think it's funny
do you think you'd beat me in a fight based on what you know?

Where's that dumb faggot that said Boris was dead last night and all you dumbfucks fell for that shit?

BOGIES 12 OCLOCK HIGH

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Italians are brown. They're the same as Spanish, Portuguese, arabs, Syrians, Persians, morrocans, Tunisians, greeks, jordinians etc.

Caucasians are people with white skin.

>Caucasians
You know how I know you're a Yank?

id cover us both head to toe in marmite and then id give you a reacharound

Me too.

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Making me peckish desu

Probably not, I have never been in a fight, really.

Scuffles but never fights
Nice, I like it myself.
Thanks!
Looks like a spaceship really; astonishing specs too
"Bazza, Fox 2!"
"Big Gaz, Fox 2!"

See more by the artist here:
artuk.org/discover/artworks/search/actor:butler-elizabeth-southerden-thompson-18461933

you might be surprised what you are capable of

sussex
are we mates?

are you a gril?

>butthurt muslim
White/Caucasian people have light skin. They are northern Europeans, Russians, Scandinavians, jaanese, Koreans and Chinese. People with browner skin are related to africans

Only one plane at a time and they have to be taking all the niggers and pakis back to their natural rapey habitats.

Red pill me on Ayn Rand

shit bait

J

I would not want to fight you in any case

>Ministers refused to say on Tuesday whether Raab now has custody of the UK’s nuclear codes as a “matter of national security”

Fucking kek, they literally haven't got a clue have they ?

piss up. brewery

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I feel like this is a coordinated effort to get me talking about my castizo ex just so Karen can tell me to fuck off

Top secret intel that. If it leaked it could cause wars. Sorry.

>butthurt muslim
I'm a Scientologist, diskhead.

If you mention her name in conversation then you're automatically smarter than your friends (opponents, friends are for the weak).

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10s, you must have callouses like sandpaper lad.

Getting sick and tired of the immorality in this thread.

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The PM is on life support.
Queen to speak to nation tomorrow.

unrelated but you should read Might Is Right by Ragnar Redbeard

>castizo
Never seen one of them in England before.

sauce?

blackpill just hit me
only hope is to restart civilisation on mars

why?