White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #2

DEATH TO THE COMMIE PRESS

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The curve is flattening. Nothing burger confirmed.

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digits

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these reports are anti america as fuck

all they do is tear down america. how are people not seeing this?

Here they go. Journos getting rowdy

based logarithmic bait poster

BAWWWWW THEY ARE BRINGING UP WHEN MY PRESIDENT WAS RETARDED

The press is full of petulant fucking children

"but you said you would"

this

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i cannot be convinced that is not a tranny

>ssshhhheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiittttttttt: the question

R I P
W H O

SHUT THE FUCK UP, JOHN.

This fucking chink shills again my god

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kek

NIGGERS GET SICK!

Everybody gets to see it every day. We know.

>press defending WHO

my God kek

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>African Americans are far greater affected by the virus

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I thought you said you were leaving forever, faggot.

>muh race

This nigger reporter is a direct DNC plant. She's so dumb, she literally almost went word for word out of the script they're put together for the next wave of anti-Trump hysteria.

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CHINA CENTRIC

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>NO NO NO NO NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DEFUND THE WHO

Black people are more affected because they're fat and poor. Just say it.

>Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Yas Forums.
>proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

LEAVE TRIPFAG

GOD BLESS TRUMP! GOD BLESS AMERICA! GOD BLESS YOU!

Fuck the WHO they had every chance to call it a pandemic even in Janurary and never did.

They also defend the Chinese.
Coincidence?

Post to avatar ratio is off the charts.

OH NO NOT THE HECKIN NIGGERINOS

What is the reason african americans are getting dominated by covid?

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Corona virus cures nigger infestation

Never forget

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I thought race was a social construct?

"we are seeing tremendous evidence that African Americans are affected at a far greater percentage number than other citizens"

BASED

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Milwaukee is a black city.

> blacks die more

thank you china

holy shit I love corona now

>we're going to have statistics
what statistics mr.trump?

OH NOOOO NOT THE NIGGERINOS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT TH E HEKIN NIGGERINOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Niggers want more Coronagibs

That's good

Shut up and let Trump buy you, Greenland

>You's racist for asking demographic
>It disproportionately effects Black people
>You iz checking race with these tests right?

Because niggers Mr President.

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Hey, Vsauce. Michael here.

Skeletons are scary and spooky, but you know what else is? Blacks. According to the U.S Justice Department, in 2006, 32,443 women of Caucasian origin were raped by men of African origin.

That same year, the number of African American women raped by Caucasian men... was... zero.

In fact, 90% of all interracial crimes in the U.S. are committed by blacks... against whites... So what if all blacks were to... suddenly... disappear from the U.S.?

Murder would go down 49.7 percent, welfare recipients would go down 40 percent, SAT scores would go up about 100 points, the average IQ would go up 7 points, and AIDS victims would go down a staggering... 67... percent.

Significant changes for a race that only makes up 13% of the population.

In biology, races are distinct genetically divergent populations ‘’within the same species’’, with relatively small morphological and genetic... differences.

Populations can be described as ecological races if they arise from adaptation to different local habitats or geographic races when they are geographically isolated.

However, if sufficiently different, two or more races can be identified as... sub... species.

So how long do two races have to be isolated from one another before they're considered separate species?

Earlier this year, Archaeologists found artefacts in a cave on Western Australia’s Barrow Island dating back more than 50,000 years, making it Australia’s earliest known site of human occupation.

In contrast, the domestication of the dog began just 15,000... years... ago.

This distance, some several thousand miles between the mainlands of Australia and Asia also caused another kind of distance.

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They even pushed the chink talking point it wasn't able to transfer from human to human, even though it clearly did.

best news in months

Any NGO that refuses to acknowledge the legitimacy of Taiwan and the ROC government is a PRC goon.

Despite...

how do I get my Trump-Bux???

>she couldn't be here bc social distancing
tmi

>Postal service question

FUCKING KEK

Genetic... distance.

Genetic distance is a measure of the genetic divergence between species or between populations within a species.

Dogs and wolves have been found to have a shorter genetic distance between each other than Negroids and non-Negroids. The distance between Eurasians and Africans being even larger than Homo Sapiens and Homo... Erectus.

Well, it kinda makes sense. I mean, can two races with diverging skin tones, eye colors, behavioral patterns, intellectual and athletic capabilities even be considered the same subspecies? Is it even a question? Is it even a question you're... allowed to... ask?

In October 2007, geneticist James Watson, best known as one of the co-discoverers of the structure of DNA, and the familiar double-helix model we all had to learn in High School, was lambasted by the scientific community for a response he gave in an interview regarding the divergence of intellect between geographically isolated populations.

"There is no firm reason to anticipate that the intellectual capacities of peoples geographically separated in their evolution should prove to have evolved identically," James wrote. "Our wanting to reserve equal powers of reason as some universal heritage of humanity will not be enough to make it so".

>What is the reason african americans are getting dominated by covid?

Because they won't stop milling about in their nigger neighborhoods and are constantly coofing on each other. They keep ooga booga-ing themselves to death.

>AFRICAN AMERICANS MAKE ONLY 13% OF THE POPULATION YET REPRESENT 50% OF ALL CORONA DEATHS

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Left or right?

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The response resulted with a suspension of Watson's administrative responsibilities and was forced to... cancel... his book tour. And tragically, in 2014, Mr Watson auctioned his Nobel Prize medal he won in 1962, stating that "no-one really wants to admit I exist".

Harsh. But people tend to react this way to ideas that go against their own personal world view and... cognitive... biases.

Confirmation bias. It's the tendency to search for, interpret, focus on and remember information in a way that confirms one's... own... preconceptions. This effect, stronger for emotionally charged issues, warps your interpretation of data in a way that keeps you from... being... wrong. There is something fundamental in our minds that makes us hesitant to question ideas that we've... already come to a conclusion to.

We all do it. But who could blame us? That's just part of being a member of the human... species.

And as always, around blacks, never relax.

R A R E - F L A G
>also ever green based copypasta :D

>nigga stole my bike
>nigga stole my welfare funds
>nigga stole my healthcare ICU resources
I'm starting to see a pattern here...

Donald Trump is a far left subversive. He did everything in his power to stop the Buchanan wing of the party from rising in the 90s while he was taking pics like that with the Clintons. The last time the US had a legitimate president was maybe Nixon, but he wasn't real smart and got played over and over again by Kissinger. JFK was ok, hence he got his brains blown out. Before that you've got nothing really for a long time. Commies and bankers run both sides of this shit.

hahahahahahah his response to USPS claims

left

DELIVER IT WAGIE

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Why is the African-American community so disproportionately affected by the coronavirus, Yas Forums?

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> can you comment on why you are destroying the post office

retarded bitch, take a walk

right would never shut the fuck up, you can tell

KEK HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW POSTAL SERVICES WORKS

> Amazon destroyed the postal service

when they said it wasn't airborne I bought 200 p100 carts

Right, you can tell she has big milkers

lmao why does he bother answering all these literal retard questions? how do these people have this high end jobs where they get to even interact with our president?

>almonds activated

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He cute but i will take a woman instead. ty

where's the chinese spy? i claim her

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>that fucking chink with a mask in the background
Dear God get him the fuck out of there.

FUCK THE POST OFFICE!

me at the very back

>roastie Stacy on the left
>problematic Christie (formerly Chris) on the right
I don't know.

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oh no WHY ARE BLACKS GETTING SICKER THAN OTHERS!?
youtube.com/watch?v=fOkRh1VZPBQ

DELIVER IT, POSTIES!
THEY DO IT AT A LOSS!

KAG!

I will never stop voting for Trump, even if he brings in the largest numbers of immigrants ever.
I will never stop voting for Trump, even if he bans antisemitism.
I will never stop voting for Trump, even if he decides we need to stay in Syria and Afghanistan for as long as it takes to win.
I will never stop voting for Trump, even if he intervenes in Venezuela.
I will never stop voting for Trump, even if he gives companies more tax cuts after they move jobs overseas.
I will never stop voting for Trump, even if he "appoints Jews" in to positions in the government.
I will never stop voting for Trump, even if America pays every single cent of the border wall out of its own citizens pockets.
I will never stop voting for Trump, even if the China Virus was released by the President's Based Son in Law to help Israel buy up all stocks through the FED.
I will never stop voting for Trump, even if I have to pay Corona Reparations to our based black communties because they live in cities so they get infected more!
I will never stop voting for Trump, even if the wall is not built until it's Ivanka's turn to be President. Because I TRUST THE PLAN AND IT WILL GET BUILT AND IT WILL BE GREAT!

MAGA DONE! KEEP AMAERICA GREAT NOW! KAG 2020! KAG FOREVER!

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HE IS HANDLING EVERY QUESTION LIKE A CHAMP

AHAHAHHAHAHAH

>he

Had/have a job and filed taxes in 2018/2019?
Just wait.
Otherwise, you don't.

> spic journo fake news question again

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QT ALERT

>THE FLU IS NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT
LMAO

NIGGERS ARE 3 OR 4 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM CHINK FLU
NIGGERS ARE 3 OR 4 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM CHINK FLU
NIGGERS ARE 3 OR 4 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM CHINK FLU
NIGGERS ARE 3 OR 4 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM CHINK FLU
NIGGERS ARE 3 OR 4 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM CHINK FLU

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she's a nigger with a vagina and meme degree. She's better than you

HE DOESNT KNOW ABOUT THE PEST/BLACK DEATH
HOW IS THIS GUY SO RETARDED

DIDNT the postal service get shafted with having to pay forward all the pensions for 100 years?

>the flu is nothing to sneeze at

I wish she would suck my cock.

He's showing the entire nation that the press is the enemy of the people.

>the flu is nothing to sneeze at

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>worst pandemic was the flu
What about the Black Death?

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>yfw some dumb roastie asks you a dumb question

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This. I'd give my update take 5 minutes of questions than tell them to fuck off.

Nothing to sneeze at!

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lol

NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT
>NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT
NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT
>NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT
NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT

THE FLU IS NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT! GOD BLESS TRUMP!

amazing
we need a webm of that in /gif/

LMAO

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I hope these posts were made in jest.

I love mommy pajeet so much. She's so fucking sexy. I want to do everything with her.

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Why are cunts who can't speak clear English allowed into these things?

yes, they are almost bankrupt because they have pensions for government employees

>the flu is nothing to sneeze at

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yes
it was non amazon lmao
how do i know that as a non-american but not him?

Chyna
"Dropping all these packages on the old post office floor"
Ship them in bulk over to avoid fees that the US stopped paying, get them delivered internally for cheap.

diabetes, hypertension (fried chicken). all them gibs are killing them,

imagine the smell

Wuhan flu ain't nothin' to sneeze at

KEK

Nothing to sneeze at

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eh. ok.
> WI
nobody cares dude

Trump is probably a shit president, but by God he’s entertaining

I think he was talking about USA - these were before it was founded

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The herd.. they call it THE HERD!!!

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CCP pays for them to get in

Americans get Trump bux

This, this is exactly what I voted for.

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i hate trump and laughed uncontrollably at this line and his delivery. I see what magatards are attracted to.

VoTeR iD
>vOtEr Id
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Fuck this nigger killing chink flu, I want to see Trump v. Biden death match debates.
Feels bad desu.

Never get tired of hearing some truths spoken

THEY CALL IT THE HERD

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SURGEON GENERAL TYRON TOLD ME THIS WOULD BE A PEARL HARBOR BUT MOSTLY NIGGERS ARE DYING

I THOUGHT WE MIGHT BE LOSING SOMETHING VALUABLE

IT WAS A LIE NOTHING OF VALUE IS BEING LOST

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and soda to wash it all down with

what are you gonna do when covid20 comes out?

>nothing to sneeze at
Ok boomer

another retard question.

> are we tracking the side effects on this decades old drug

fucking hell

Was it Democrat’s

FUCKING TOP KEK

That's why we keked him into office. Best president ever.

Correct. A lot of people just like the bants and entertainment. When you look at it like that, and look at the left as if they are losing their minds, it puts a lot of things into perspective.

Did China promise to rid America of blacks as part of their new trade deal?

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it did not work in 16
> not working in 20

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>HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE SALT INBOUND
>HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE SALT INBOUND
>HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE SALT INBOUND
>HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE SALT INBOUND
>HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE SALT INBOUND

THIS

WV would've repopulated the Americas if not for social distancing

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For the Hollandbro last thread

>Most of that is from very early reports from China. They trusted them and repeated the report.
They trusted China when they said its nothing to worry about. Then why did they not pay attention when china and MIT are saying it spreads further than 2m?

>China saying it spreads 4.5m in enclosed environments on 9th March
scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3074351/coronavirus-can-travel-twice-far-official-safe-distance-and-stay

>MIT Shows sneezes can travel up to 7m
jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2763852

>WHO Advise 1 meter distance
>Maintain at least 1 metre (3 feet) distance between yourself and anyone who is coughing or sneezing.
At this point they are being willfully obstructive to people avoiding the virus.

PROTIP: Everything the WHO says, take 2 or 3 times the precautions because these motherfuckers always get it wrong and underestimate the severity.

WE NEED TO OPEN UP THE COUNTRY NOW.

WHITE PEOPLE ARE FINE CONFIRMED IMMUNE

ITALIANS CONFIRMED NIGGERS

>gib drug
>4 hours later it was fixed
ok i change my mind trump is fucking based this better then anything comedy

>are you tracking the side effects so we can say 'told you so' when people might get sick from it.

Thanks for top reporting, journalists.