/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3025

"patient 1" caught it from a chink brothel

>he fell for the weekend dip

>african american citizens
>they are getting hit very hard
Good. fuck niggers

The more the merrier

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POST YFW YOU SEE THE SKYROCKETING BURGER DEATH RATE!!!!!!!!!!

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POTUS LIVE

youtube.com/watch?v=zgh_7oxX7Rw

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>it's over
It really is.

Do these faces look like confidence?

We're doomed!

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Sauce?

To suffocate anyone she's sitting on

>7000 in a day
This is a nothing burger. Many more thousands of people die in a day.

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they expect to find one of us on the ventilator.

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I wanted to listen to the US conference but i just can't listen to Trump, it's like everything he does and says angers you no matter what it is. It makes me wish the US just explodes with cases just to see great degrees of cope

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2 weeks bro
Just wait, that will be a little notch in the curve

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LOL LISTEN TO THE LIVE STREAM

TRUMP SAID "ONE MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED SEVENTY THOUSAND MILLION TESTS"

LOL

he's going to run out of amphetamines sooner or later

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collapse?

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Reminder to pray tonight, chinks pissed god and the rest of the divine off and so they spead this plauge as punishment for your faggotry.

You are but a stupid human, connect to your spiritual side, contact the chior of angels , yeshua and yahweh himself if you wish to see the next era of man

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iltalehti.fi/koronavirus/a/028fe7c9-5444-43e9-8e73-8f3bfc7e8f35

>People rush to train station in Wuhan as they lift travel ban.

China getting RIP

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200iq coronavirus cure

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>cute femboy sucks
Post link

drink your aquarium cleaner user

Folks we just passed 76,000 new cases today, beating yesterday's number by 3000! And that's in addition to the record setting number of new deaths! Coronachan hasn't even come close to peaking yet!!

>Day:89
Imagine looking back in ten years at how we felt only two or three months into this.

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>1416399 infected
>81325 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Mike looks like me when i was a teenager and i wanted to leave school to go play Runescape

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Kek, cope now is unreal.

In response to user from previous thread. Yes, I'm getting drunk. I get drunk even before corona. Nothing new. All hail CCP, death to america

I bet it's brocollibutts/elf-slut

oh my little kosher whore, my nasty little jewish princess

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It was supposed to rain all week but now the sky is clear and covered in chemtrails. Strange.

>"We're gonna win this uh win this powerfully..."
Holy shit Trump sounds like a fucking retard.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 393,798 (12,697) Spain 140,618 (13,912) Italy 135,586 (17,127) France 109,069 (10,328) Germany 107,591 (2,012) China 81,740 (3,331) Iran 62,589 (3,872) United Kingdom 55,242 (6,159) Turkey 34,109 (725) Switzerland 22,253 (821) Belgium 22,194 (2,035) Netherlands 19,580 (2,101) Canada 17,872 (377) Brazil 13,831 (681) Austria 12,639 (243) Portugal 12,442 (345) South Korea 10,331 (192) Israel 9,248 (65) Sweden 7,693 (591) Russia 7,497 (58) Norway 5,952 (89) Australia 5,919 (48) Ireland 5,709 (210) India 5,311 (150) Chile 5,116 (43) Denmark 5,071 (203) Czech Republic 4,944 (88) Poland 4,848 (129) Romania 4,417 (197) Pakistan 4,035 (57) Malaysia 3,963 (63) Japan 3,906 (92) Philippines 3,764 (177) Ecuador 3,747 (191) Luxembourg 2,970 (44) Peru 2,954 (107) Saudi Arabia 2,795 (41) Indonesia 2,738 (221) Serbia 2,447 (61) Mexico 2,439 (125) United Arab Emirates 2,359 (12) Finland 2,308 (34) Thailand 2,258 (27) Panama 2,100 (55) Qatar 2,057 (6)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +26,794 (+1,826) Spain +3,943 (+571) Italy +3,039 (+604) France +11,059 (+1,417) Germany +4,216 (+202) Iran +2,089 (+133) United Kingdom +3,634 (+786) Turkey +3,892 (+76) Switzerland +596 (+56) Belgium +1,380 (+403) Netherlands +777 (+234) Canada +1,205 (+54) Brazil +1,648 (+117) Austria +342 (+23) Portugal +712 (+34) South Korea +47 (+6) Israel +344 (+8) Sweden +487 (+114) Russia +1,154 (+11) Norway +87 (+13) Australia +24 (+3) Ireland +345 (+36) India +533 (+14) Chile +301 (+6) Denmark +390 (+16) Czech Republic +122 (+10) Poland +435 (+22) Romania +360 (+21) Pakistan +269 (+4) Malaysia +170 (+1) Philippines +104 (+14) Luxembourg +127 (+3) Peru +393 (+15) Saudi Arabia +190 (+3) Indonesia +247 (+12) Serbia +247 (+3) Mexico +296 (+31) United Arab Emirates +283 (+1) Finland +132 (+7) Thailand +38 (+1) Qatar +225 (+2) Dominican Republic +128 (+12) Greece +77 (+2) Colombia +201 (+4) South Africa +63 (+1)…

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Fucking Christ almighty we’re doomed no one is taking this seriously at all

Why are you so gay?
>Flag
Nevermind

you believe that

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Damn, is the whole country like that?
Because the reported numbers are still pretty bad.

because she mostly kills niggers and spics

>jim waiting to stream until bojo kicks the bucket

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Kek

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Yes, please

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BJ death when?

>TRUMP SAID "ONE MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED SEVENTY THOUSAND MILLION TESTS"
That's 1.87 Trillion tests! God damn we've getting serious about testing. Trump comes through yet again!!!

my kosher bitch, oh my little harlot

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>BC
>literally owned by the CCP at this point
>businesses and politicians send racket money to the mainland
>Richmond looks like fucking Shanghai
Fuck that province.

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I'm not coping, 7000 people is a drop in the bucket compared to everything in this world.

Inverse dead cat bounce

Voor in hoe verre er uberhaubt mee valt te debateren....
Stay safe buurman

Someone post the nurgle bitches please

Probably reached limited testing in many countries, as well mass underreporting on weekends particularly. Don't fall for the dip, user.

Nothingburgers always show up during the weekend to display their immense cope and then disperse Monday when the numbers come out and prove that we're MONTHS away from the "peak".

I have a flip flappers image for that

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I voted for him but I have to admit this crisis has made me absolutely despise him. Whenever he speaks I think of my dumbest boomer relative alive.

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We kill 50 coronaviruses for every American they kill! They're getting scared!

>10 years from now
>9 years innawoods
I'll still be smiling in my handbuilt log cabin somewhere in a national park

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>0.001% of earth's human population killed
How long you going to chase this nonevent?
Two weeks?

10,000 friday

Lol is he still on it?

forgot the memeflag this time

checked

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Here too. The milky white haze just came back.

>cowfee
Green tea

Amein, brother. God be with you.

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Live now. Hoax exposed
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_scQ97B97uY&noapp=1

Anyone else using quarantine time to self improve? been working out even more

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this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

>1800 deaths in burgerland today and the day isn't over
But we were over dah curve!

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nah i'm posting without one cause I had to switch browsers, since you niggers get more butthurt with the memeflag i'll switch back

Maybe not from the virus but afterwards things will get very interesting.

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nothingburger. you worthless fucking piece of shit, its already cured and china already opened Wuhan. its over faggot.

Based and Habbo-pilled.

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what did Peru mean by this?

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Corona fucks up ace2 creating freepass for ace1 to fuck up your system with vasoconstriction, it fucks kidneys, heart and lungs the most. But it fuck everything, and explains why high preassure snd diabetic die the most.

user help
positive cases that were not hospitalized where do they go?
and is it true that the more positive cases you have at home the more bad things will get?

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CHINA KILLED LIVING INFECTED
breitbart.com/asia/2020/04/07/report-wuhan-funeral-homes-burned-people-alive/

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HERD

After she’s through with you

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>(+7,041)
And here I was thinking we stopped growing

WHO IS KILL

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It's weekends.

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>yid
Not god's chosen, binch of inbred psycopaths

Okay, still a drop in the bucket.
This is not an economy stopper. Why are you letting them ruin it?

Cope. Seethe. Dilate

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kys mad max larper
spent 2 months baking this faggotry for it to be treatable with fucking vit c and rheumatism drugs lmfao
what a bioweapon you have there chink argie niggerfaggot scum
you're my little jewish princess, harlot
a parting gift for ya

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>Jersey faggot
>Dragonball (fucking normie)
>Gay porn
>Doesn't even include America in screenshot
I hope this is bait lad

this, nothing compared to the death toll when Cthulhu awakens

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I don't get how people don't see he's just winging shit constantly
youtu.be/Ylo4SXvBsqk?t=76

Hardcore

Rush Limbaugh wants you to go back to work right now! This is seriously cutting into his selling of gold, dick pills and mahindra tractors to soon to be dead boomers. You must be a liberal media deepstate hack

saved

yes.

>diagnosed
>I assume they took his O2 sats
>let him out
>
>myocarditis?

USA USA USA
WE'RE GOING FOR GOLD

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ecuador is kill they are next

#americaworkstogether ?

I've been shitting on Trump for how he's handled this but he deserves credit for dabbing on the WHO like that. Fuck them, and fuck China.

the "Schizo" shall inherit the Earth.

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twitter.com/CraveCocoa_/status/1247641822484103171

Wtf

>trump trashing the who
fucking finally
we would have been better off if we didn't have them

Good. They have proven themselvs to be a useless waste of money

>trump presser
>shills vanish

Like fucking magic

7200 now

I think its just my province (BC)

>7700 deaths so far today
What the hell happened

I noticed that in local news about young people dying from Coronavirus (people in 20s/30s), if a picture of the deceased was shown they were always overweight. Then I googled and found this:

aljazeera.com/indepth/features/doctor-note-obesity-risk-factor-coronavirus-200406065716658.html

>Last week, Diederik Gommers, chairman of the Dutch intensive care association, told TV reporters in the Netherlands that 66 percent to 80 percent of COVID-19 patients in intensive care wards that he had seen were overweight.
>On the same TV news programme, Peter van der Voort, of Groningen University's teaching hospital, said of the higher numbers of overweight COVID-19 patients in ICU beds: "We don't know why, but it is very noticeable."
>A Chinese study published last month looked at 112 COVID-19 patients and their outcomes. Sadly, 17 of these patients died. Fifteen of the deceased (88 percent) were classed as being overweight or more on the BMI scale. By comparison, only 18 of the 95 survivors (19 percent) were classed as overweight or above on the BMI scale.

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I refuse to wear a mask

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OHNONONONONONONO
WHO DEFUNDED
TRUMP IS ATTACKING TEDDY
NONNOONNOONONONONONONNO
TEDROS MEALTDOWN TOMORROW

So what happen to more thread than dead crew?

>4head

They're thoroughly good gweilo'd

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This # is ripe for high jacking. Trump just pushed it so it WILL explode.

Is Yas Forums alive?

to reduce pollution

Roughly 200 of this is Belgium going through a backlog, so a one-time thing. But even without it it'll likely finish today as a new peak.

>cause of death: his heart stopped
anything to hide corona

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>25 new cases BC
Hahahahahah no. Fucking unreal they are saying BC is getting sub 30 cases a day for a WEEK STRAIGHT.

Ooohhh we just passed 77,000 new cases today, beating yesterday's number by a very significant 4000! And we still have 2 hours left before this day's numbers close out.
>77,600 new cases
>7200 new deaths
Numbers up all across the board!!
Peak fags absolutely, undeniably, completely
B
T
F
O

Wrong eldritch horror

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USA USA USA
WE'RE GOING FOR GOLD.

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he sounds worried, we're doomed.

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UNLOCKING THE MIRACLES OF SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WORKING WITH UK RIGHT NOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!

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world war is next.

Is it just me or is it getting crazy out there

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kekek, 7000 a day is just the beginning friendo. Wait until we hit 70,000 deaths a day.

even without 200 it's higher than all previous peaks

>tfw 7000mg user was right
>tfw RV Wim Hof user was right
>tfw the CHAD Panoramix White Druid was right
>tfw /cvg/ utterly B T F O

sleep tight my magapedes, shadilay on and keep on rollan

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This. Open up everything, let corona give lots of love.

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Its not.

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fucking BASED

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Holy shit trump sounds like a doomfag. Is he okay?

damn this bitch ugly

disgusting

Corona-chan is accelerating her desires to kill.

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>takes a shit on the floor
>”not good enough”
>puts a sprig of parsley on it
>”perfect”

Not half as crazy as in here

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shiieet

still not enough user.

BASED

where's the autist who posts the US curve projecting convergence to ~85k
let me see it

based

Based

Mask on your face will only help those around you, but if you get infected while everyone is wearing a mask then you better make you infection count by spitting on doorknobs

it is getting crazier

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MAMMA MIA bro.

Dear lord please lend me strength

Imagine trusting the numbers coming out of China.
>imagine being an actual CCP shill

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What would this mean?

WE LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!!!

Trump seems to be pretty on top of things now.

Its pretty amazing to to see how fast the testing is progressing in the us, here in Belgium we have been in lock down for almost a month and we cant even test 10.000 a day yet.

We even tell people that wearing a mask to go shopping is useless.

weekend backlog
lazy lab rats

you should annex the north
easy peasy

good fuck the who they are useless
although I do like pinball wizard
youtube.com/watch?v=4AKbUm8GrbM

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>70k+ daily new cases
holy shit, america number 1. How are you holding up?

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+#s

Not happening. This week is likely the peak.

70000 human beings will not die in a day from the fucking sniffles.

It still looks like a drop in the bucket compared to everything else. Keeping the economy going would help people more than staying in your houses and ruining the economy.

It'll never be enough

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based

NOT HIM ATTACKING TEDDY
NO BROTHA
THAT AIN'T RIGHT HO

Weekends over

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And he's off

Rather than focusing on one aspect why not familiarise yourself with a larger view?
Read the links this user collected
docs.google.com/document/d/110N1IKbV7tlB61qD-QZGqTBr5a2MCZqAqXgDCIfJxGE/mobilebasic

He's been collecting these and occasionally discussing them in /cvg/ since February
So you're bringing nothing new with your shite.
Accept of course for sucking the good Dr hippyfrogs cock so fucking hard. That's new

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>7200
IT ISN'T STOPPING

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welllll.....
> pic related

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Look at this chart with a straight face

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Holy fuck. I wonder how bad it will get

PRAISE BE CORONA-CHAN
SAVE US FROM THIS CLOWN WORLD

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Why would it?

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>America is almost at half a million
The absolute fucking state

God Emperor has spoken...based

This.
Fuck this society.
GO GO CORONACHAN!!! SEE YOU SOON!
HAVE A FUN TRIP!
I WANT YOU INSIDE ME CORONA CHAN!
WOULD YOU SPREAD FOR ME CORONA CHAN?!

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Nothing. The US barely does anything with the WHO, and what we do participate in is done through the CDC in conjunction with the WHO. The WHO is primarily to facilitate aid from first world countries to developing countries. We'll still fund PEPFAR and things like that.

Corona chan is just getting started

Those are global numbers. US is only at 27,000 new cases for the day which is actually down 3000 from yesterday :(

But there's still time left in the day, we can still catch up. Plus we had a record breaking 1800 new deaths in the US today so I'm staying optimistic!!

Clown world is fucking real

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Comfy

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how are things the user?

No point in changing your meme flag. And you still haven't replied hue monkey:

Shouldn't you be posting this on twitter, Bill?

Someone ordered a bigger smile, by the way?

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