Fatlets btfo

thanks for the cope listicle

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no fat girls like skinny guys and skinny petite girls like husky guys, opposites attract.

>Man I really need to hit the buffet and gain some weight (fat)!
Said no man trying to get pussy ever.

No they don't. Fat girls get attention. Fat guys don't. Just because there's a few women with a fat fetish doesn't mean that fat guys are popular.

so if you were a petite skinny qt girl would you be into a husky MAN or some skinny dude with a flat belly?

If i were a petite skinny qt i would want a fit guy. Why are you acting like there's only two choices: scrawny and fat?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PUG44Gr2jLA

Whenever I see a news article with a headline describing a list of something I just immediately assume that the journalist who wrote it is a lazy buzzfeed-tier hack, and that they probably wrote the article on their phone while taking a dump at the office.

jamie pull up that broscience video on the dad bod

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youtube.com/watch?v=iQlIPOTbuH8
yeah, that's the one, check this out

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When women talk about this they don't mean lazy fat 20something slobs. They mean hard working 40something men that have gradually put on weight over the years.

Growing old disgracefully isn't the same as spending your youth playing video games all weekend, while gorging on cakes, crisps and chocolate.

That's a fucking lie
Literally no one does

It's a lie.

t. fatass

They do like fat guys, but in their mind a "fat guy I'd fuck" is something like pic related and not one of you basedboy basementboys.

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And by "fat guys" the mean guys with a bit of a gut, not a huge pasty blob

Journalists get the rope

>Fat guys don't.
i wanna drown in fat boy ass

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I have put on 6 kilos since corona. My wife is fucking and sucking me more than ever and lusting after me. I’m not fat, but I have definitely filled out more. It makes men look bigger and stronger. Just instinct for women to want strong guys.

They love us alright...as friends.

>5 scientific reasons
>scientific

Yeah but you're just a faggot
>My wife
post her feet

>get fat GOYIM!

Why Americans put up with this shit I'll never understand. For fucking sake....

>fatherly
that leftist rag?!? must be true.

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I love these articles
>here's what science says
>source: My personal experience

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>science
>don't actually do any science

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they want men like their fathers. if he was fat then they like that. also being fat shows you have an excess of provision.

its all a big nothing burger anyway. there are girls out there into any type of guys. attraction isnt set in stone although there are majority types you would expect.

>Here's what science says
People who use this phrase should be shot. Science isn't a fucking person, it's a set of methods. Science doesn't say anything.

I’m F A T. So far today I’ve eaten a candy bar, two s’more pop tarts, 3 beef n cheddars smothered in Arby’s sauce, 1 crispy chicken sandwich, 1 LARGE coke, 1 two liter of Mountain Dew. Tonight I’ll be eating $20 of Taco Bell, extra creamy jalapeños sauce on everything and still get my dick sucked by a skinny boys gfs. FAT POWER!

Funny video kek.

Here's what science says about OP

he's a fag

As a fat guy, this is at least a nice gesture. Even if it's completely bullshit in my experience.

why not just stop being fat?

>implying women care about science

Addiction and low self-esteem. I'm working on it though.

Good motivation to lose 10 pounds

When my girlfriend started gaining weight she went off on me and tried to force me into submission by telling me she would "work on it" and then changed nothing. Second time I brought it up she was 30 pounds heavier and almost 200 pounds, same thing happened. So I waited for her to go out with her fat loser friends, changed the locks on MY house, and texted her that she could get the fuck back to her parents house and be a lazy fat bitch there. Got super drunk, bought an escort, and sent her a POV of the cute whore I bought riding. Still single a few months later because I don't want to deal with some lazy whore using me as a free meal ticket 5+ times a day, even with the money I'm spending on whores I'm saving like 40$ a week on food.

That's good

You're gonna make it bro

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Meanwhile I'm trying to enlarge my girl as it all goes to her ass and tits. But she insists on staying skinny.

Ay man you got a good head on your shoulders. You did the smart move.

Probably would have been a similar situation with mine but she literally did nothing but sit on her ass and play vidya. I love some vidya but at least I get out and walk my dog for a bit of fresh air and exercise.
Should have done it when she told me she hated my dog but the allure of free pussy is steong. She was basically on borrowed time when she went over 160, bitch was 4'9 and looked like an oompa loompa that stole from work.

>KURT COBAIN

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How many fat fetishists exist? Probably nowhere near enough to accommodate the number of fat lazy cunts-to-be that want to completely stop putting effort into life, courtship, you, etc once they've locked someone down.

What fat girls like is irrelevant because they are repulsive and even moreso when you realise all a woman has to do to not get fat is move around for 30 minutes a day and not eat like a fucking whale. Fat women don't even register on my radar, they're like men, sexually invisible.

retard

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Based tarrant

>opposites attract
listen to this blue pilled faggot

bro starting is the hardest part
you're gonna make it, don't stop fighting that shit

This.

A self aware fattie. You won't be fat for too long .I believe in you, brah.

Thirsty virgin. Fat women are fucking disgusting.