/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3024

post what you're listening to
youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo

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POTUS LIVE STREAM
>POTUS LIVE STREAM
POTUS LIVE STREAM
>POTUS LIVE STREAM

youtube.com/watch?v=zgh_7oxX7Rw

Get in here and be /comfy/

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this wave never ends

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I don't have one.

7000 DAILY DEATHS EDITION

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I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver Roosevelt dime will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.

Weekend's over

Thanks to accurate and much harmonious CCP

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>soaplands closed in japan

nippon economy is about to crash and burn

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nothingburgers got btfo

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I can be your sister, aнoн UwU

I wonder where this user is, is he and his sister fucking everyday now?

i wish i had a cute but sexy sister that was into me

STILL NO WHITE DEATHS
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WHY STOP OR SLOW HER DOWN!?!?!?
>6,000,000 cases by April 20th

>252428153
>soaplands closed in japan

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needs more ellipses

bottleneck in testing + purposeful lack of testing

That way you can open it up prematurely.

blessed

All hail Corona-Chan

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she probably broke that record a month ago even sooner

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hello my little whore, my little harlot, my nasty little jewish princess

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Any updates on Boris at all?

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UPDATED CHARTS @ 07 Apr 2020 - 22:00 GMT

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>Happening Cancelled. Different Mike Tyson!
Happening Cancelled. Different Mike Tyson!
>Happening Cancelled. Different Mike Tyson!
Happening Cancelled. Different Mike Tyson!
>Happening Cancelled. Different Mike Tyson!
Happening Cancelled. Different Mike Tyson!

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Bet on how many days Boris has considering he's at the ripe age of death by this virus

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 393,782 (12,692) Spain 140,617 (13,912) Italy 135,586 (17,127) France 109,069 (10,328) Germany 107,458 (1,983) China 81,740 (3,331) Iran 62,589 (3,872) United Kingdom 55,242 (6,159) Turkey 34,109 (725) Switzerland 22,253 (821) Belgium 22,194 (2,035) Netherlands 19,580 (2,101) Canada 17,847 (375) Brazil 13,831 (681) Austria 12,635 (243) Portugal 12,442 (345) South Korea 10,331 (192) Israel 9,248 (65) Sweden 7,693 (591) Russia 7,497 (58) Australia 5,919 (48) Norway 5,907 (89) Ireland 5,709 (210) India 5,311 (150) Chile 5,116 (43) Denmark 5,071 (203) Czech Republic 4,944 (88) Poland 4,848 (129) Romania 4,417 (197) Pakistan 4,035 (57) Malaysia 3,963 (63) Japan 3,906 (92) Philippines 3,764 (177) Ecuador 3,747 (191) Luxembourg 2,970 (44) Peru 2,954 (107) Saudi Arabia 2,795 (41) Indonesia 2,738 (221) Serbia 2,447 (61) Mexico 2,439 (125) United Arab Emirates 2,359 (12) Finland 2,308 (34) Thailand 2,258 (27) Panama 2,100 (55) Qatar 2,057 (6)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +26,778 (+1,821) Spain +3,942 (+571) Italy +3,039 (+604) France +11,059 (+1,417) Germany +4,083 (+173) Iran +2,089 (+133) United Kingdom +3,634 (+786) Turkey +3,892 (+76) Switzerland +596 (+56) Belgium +1,380 (+403) Netherlands +777 (+234) Canada +1,180 (+52) Brazil +1,648 (+117) Austria +338 (+23) Portugal +712 (+34) South Korea +47 (+6) Israel +344 (+8) Sweden +487 (+114) Russia +1,154 (+11) Australia +24 (+3) Norway +42 (+13) Ireland +345 (+36) India +533 (+14) Chile +301 (+6) Denmark +390 (+16) Czech Republic +122 (+10) Poland +435 (+22) Romania +360 (+21) Pakistan +269 (+4) Malaysia +170 (+1) Philippines +104 (+14) Luxembourg +127 (+3) Peru +393 (+15) Saudi Arabia +190 (+3) Indonesia +247 (+12) Serbia +247 (+3) Mexico +296 (+31) United Arab Emirates +283 (+1) Finland +132 (+7) Thailand +38 (+1) Qatar +225 (+2) Dominican Republic +128 (+12) Greece +77 (+2) Colombia +201 (+4) South Africa +63 (+1)…

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I personally believe he's living a happy and fulfilled life right now.

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>6,000,000 cases by April 20th
Please be true

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youtube.com/watch?v=9dc0n5UkMOI

No one cares
Only worried about David Attenborough tbqh

Definitly. But we are limited by the data we are given. Our girl got to millions months ago

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>distinctly remember typing yesterday that "I was done doomfagging if we didn't hit 7k by Friday"
>7k on Tuesday
Hahaha looks like I'm sticking around

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kys mad max larper
spent 2 months baking this faggotry for it to be treatable with fucking vit c and rheumatism drugs lmfao
what a bioweapon you have there chink argie niggerfaggot scum
you're my little jewish princess, harlot

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How many failed "cures" is that now? 4 cures? 5 cures?

>boris gets pulled out for you

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Thanks sherlock

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SHE DID IT
THE WORLD IS BURNING AND NEETS ARE GOING TO DRAW THE ETHNOSTATES AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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The problem with this happening at the moment is that it's still happening but we don't have access to the information about it, most governments won't admit they are getting fucked (if they are), other places outright don't test anybody (India and Ecuador are two good cases), the lockdowns are slowing down the increase of new cases and we can't get a second wave if everyone is at home

The reason why this happening exploded at the beginning was because China couldn't contain it and by the time we caught wind of it, it already spread across the globe

it's boring right now but we fought the virus by pressing the PAUSE button, we have yet to see what happens when everyone is back on the street

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100,000 dead by Friday
God wills it

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tks user

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RIGHT WING FEMALE POLITICIAN CITES HITLER IN A SPEECH TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS
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RIGHT WING FEMALE POLITICIAN CITES HITLER IN A SPEECH TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS
>RIGHT WING FEMALE POLITICIAN CITES HITLER IN A SPEECH TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS
RIGHT WING FEMALE POLITICIAN CITES HITLER IN A SPEECH TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS
>RIGHT WING FEMALE POLITICIAN CITES HITLER IN A SPEECH TO FIGHT CORONAVIRUS

>elespanol.com/espana/politica/20200407/portavoz-vox-cita-hitler-animar-lucha-coronavirus/480703036_0.html

HOLY FUCKING BASED
and she a cutie

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Coronavirus: New York state sees 'largest single-day increase' in deaths
The total number of global cases has surpassed 1.3 million, including more than 74,000 fatalities. Over 290,000 patients are reported to have recovered. Get the latest updates from around the world:

Flag of United States NY state records largest single-day jump in death toll
Flag of France Death toll surpasses 10,000 in France
Flag of Canada Canada to manufacture 30,000 ventilators
Flag of United Kingdom UK Prime Minister in intensive care unit
Flag of Japan Japan declares state of emergency
Flag of China China reports no new deaths and eases lockdown restrictions
Flag of South Korea South Korea has fewer than 50 new cases for the second day
Flag of Italy Italy sees lowest rise in total cases since March 10

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oooh that's sweet

cope mad max virgin larper
this shit is infecting your blood, keep on believing it gives you pneumonia retarded cunt

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I'd be fucking my aunt if she lived with me.

It's still not getting up guys

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There is no way there is 6 million confirmed cases by april 20th.

They only tested 2 million people in one month in US and we pretty much every other country besides south korea.

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He started mumbling something about grandfathers gift

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Can you make it smaller

Corona-chan kills someone every 5 seconds.

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stop doing cocaine

say it with me /cvg/ LOCALISM

Jesus christ, not the soaplands and lip bars!!!

my little, my nasty kosher bitch

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relatable. I'm with the nothing burgers. Everyone back to work, concert in the park tonight.

Seriously, read the article

bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52205118

Happening fags BTFO

reminder that you still cant get tested just about anywhere unless you traveled somewhere or are literally about to die

SEETHING

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>sars survivors continue to suffer major organ damage 10 years later
maybe the dead are really the ones getting off easy
globalnews.ca/news/404562/sars-10-years-later-how-are-survivors-faring-now/

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Grab your dick and start fapping. It will feel kinda pointless, but after a while something in your brain will click

I think you killed it, feed it blondes.

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SC just sent out an emergency alert to shelter in place.

dumbass nocoomer enjoy your prostate cancer

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Honestly you people laugh at colloidal silver hoarders, but you really don’t have enough colloidal silver yourselves. The average person uses a fluid ounce of colloidal silver per day. If you have a family of 4, that’s 28 ounces a week. Over 100 a month. Fluid ounces of colloidal silver will be worth their weight in elderberry in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Because she's dumb

forehead look like a flock of seagulls

>can't refute anything I typed so he starts throwing no u's
the absolute state of /cvg/
you can't handle a fucking macaco wrecking shit in your thread just by pointing out how you fags ignore good info if it doesn't fits your bias

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Based

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>lip bars!!!
What the fuck is a lip bar and how do i get into one?

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Explain the boomer denialism about corona to me pls?
Why do they actually seem to want to return to "normalcy"?

Don't they enjoy a happening?

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holy fuck

i coomed

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50 cent got old soon he'll be 51 cent

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And there is gonna be millions of SARS2 survivors

>yesterday
>update

>David Attenborough
Fuck that psued.

>virus is known to kill tons of boomers
>boomers are in denial
Fear, user. The answer is fear

not your personal army

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what's the deal with white women and dogs? Don't they know the sterotype?

hope one day she start living with you user

Good

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Everyone point at the retarded hue monkey and laugh!

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We don't have much to lose and a lot to gain from it. They have the opposite

This is why normalshits saying "I don't care if I get it, only have 0.5% chance of dying" are retards. You wouldn't shoot yourself in the foot because you know it wouldn't kill you. A lot of people who "recover" may wish they were dead.

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>7000 deaths today
How will empty burgers ever recover?

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Sauce??

I trust any source, including the CCP more than the American government (the great devil). unironically

youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

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>what a bioweapon you have there
hmmmm
>world economy in ruins
>chinas main rival committing economic suicide
>mass layoffs
>6,000,000+ jobless claims in 2 weeks
>debt to gdp ratio nearing 200%

idk brainlet seems like a pretty good bio weapon to me
I honestly can't even imagine being as retarded as you

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People are killing themselves now because they've lost everything. Economy is crashing down. Depression is sky rocketing. Poland is falling.

No idea what you mean

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based gypsy killer

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>F-U-C-K-I-N-G

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>Boris Johnson’s pregnant fiancé is showing symptoms but has not been tested yet

Who the fuck is in charge of the UK testing lmao

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Japanese blowjob bar. You pay to get in and girls go around giving out blowjobs.
to get in you just have to be
>a japanese salaryman

are all romanian boys that cute?

Would they ever tell us if he really died? I read some research claiming that the virus odnt infect your lungs but make your blood become more and more unable to carry oxygen and carbon, so i dont think ventilators are usefull at all

youtube.com/watch?v=rNeuVVhy5iQ

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Testing?

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lel, see . What was that CFR again, by the way?

what are you, fucking gay?