/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3023

► Detected: 1,418,920 (+72,916) ► Died: 81,506 (+6,852) ► Day: 89 (-05:26:38)

— 4.3 billion people under lockdown —
— 213 countries and territories infected —
— 4.4x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 2,898 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Sky News reports virus might have escaped Chinese lab
youtu.be/CIHWaaJNktQ

51 patients in South Korea reinfected after "recovery"
archive.is/cuSMR

Courts determine Spain omits deaths, real toll 3 times higher
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Japan to declare state of emergency
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UK is undercounting deaths, according to official data
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>INFO
20% become critically ill with hypoxia or respiratory failure
archive.is/dkGAV

Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)
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Virus doesn't show up on throat samples
archive.is/FDXiM

Italy first case tests positive again after "recovery"
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10% of Wuhan cases get reinfected after "recovery"
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>REMINDER
China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
archive.is/hi4PJ

Ecuador struggling to handle all the deaths
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Ecuador has a lot more deaths than officially reported, president says
archive.is/GjNBf

Nurses refused testing by CDC
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China "suspected" deaths outnumber "confirmed" 6 to 1
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>LATEST
20:13: 336 new cases and 7 new deaths in Tennessee
20:05: 50 new cases and 8 new deaths in California
20:00: 875 new cases and 71 new deaths in Connecticut
19:37: 1,287 new cases and 43 new deaths in Illinois
18:44: 1,749 new cases and 118 new deaths in Michigan
18:35: 51 new cases and 6 new deaths in Switzerland

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ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/
www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data-archive.page
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52205118
covid19.ca.gov/manage-stress-for-health/#top
cebm.net/covid-19/global-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2020
youtube.com/watch?v=Yis2AUJuMcI
youtu.be/XoQd8emn-5o
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>Dead: 81,536
lol, still only 81,536.
How many days has it been stuck at 81,536? Four days? Five days?

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Look at Italy and Spain
We can expect the same development anywhere else
The happening is over.

First

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>How the fuck are you still alive?
>The rest of your platoon got wiped out hours ago.
>What about the Astartes?
>Surely they'll come rescue you...
>Wait, why would they rescue some lowly guardsmen fighting hellspawn?
>They'll just virus bomb the planet
>"At least it'll be a quick death."
>Wait...
>something's approaching
>Females?
>No, some mutated abomination of a human female.
>Something from Nurgle's own personal hell.
>Wait, why are they naked....
>"Emperor give me strength." You say while fighting the growing erection.
>Do you detonate your last grenade, trying to purge the scourge or see what they want?

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coomer edition

youtu.be/bjXg8K_vH_0

>first post is gary
Love you, man.

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It's the end of the world frens, screencap this. Lots of people on life support will be taken off, and we will enter the new age of futile attempts to save infected.

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I've lost my libido after 180 days of nofap.

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Stale meme

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youtube.com/watch?v=r6FVk2k4qsM&list=RDbf08z-_decg&index=16
youtube.com/watch?v=r6FVk2k4qsM&list=RDbf08z-_decg&index=16
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LOUISIANA DEATH RATES

The current death rates in both Louisiana and NYC are quite high across all ranges, rising steeply the older people are.

No health system can cope with these death rates if the virus takes hold
And the difficulty with preventing this virus take hold is that it has a long and variable incubation period, has asymptomatic spreaders and is highly contagious


The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for Louisiana as of April 7

0-17 - 0.79%
18-29 - 0.24%
30-39 - 0.61%
40-49 - 1.04%
50-59 - 2.11%
60-69 - 3.79%
70+ - 13.37%

Overall 3.58%

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It assumes all the sick will get better and no new cases (which is highly unlikely)
Data from here ldh.la.gov/Coronavirus/

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Almost 7k...

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based gary

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Did you arm yourself /cvg/?

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No one cares about Rose anymore

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NYC DEATH RATES

The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for NYC as of April 7, 2020 at 5.45 PM


0 -17 - 0.15%
18-44 - 0.64%
45-64 - 3%
65-74 - 8.53%
75+ - 18.54%

Overall 4.44%

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It assumes all the sick will get better and no new cases (which is unlikely)
Data from here www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data-archive.page

No health system can cope with these death rates if the virus takes hold
And the difficulty with preventing this virus take hold is that it has a long and variable incubation period, has asymptomatic spreaders and is highly contagious

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I just realised that the wing spike goes through the hole in "d" in "worldwide". Soul

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No goats or cousins around?

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Bill snapped because I told him he said this was "nearly over" 2 weeks ago

Dude is gonna be hanging from the ceiling before this is over

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>can't go to the gym
>exclusively do cardio, 1-2 hours a day
>libido skyrockets
Thank you, corona-chan. I will repay you in both cooms and coofs

I did and I want to go to the range but don't want to burn the ammo.

Human behavior and betrayal applies to all of us. It exists within ourselves. You love somebody. Do you? What is love? You have to have hope and spirit. Be an optimist. But can you handle all your human behavior or other's behavior? You don't want to be good, but great.

>le France +11,059 (+1,417)
and they laughed when we closed the border

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hi Gary, I hope you are well

>No goats or cousins around?
I don't fuck goats mang. I eat them. And, all my cousins are married.
>that pic
Still can't get erection Dane

>Mike Tyson killed by Corona virus in New York
Mike Tyson killed by Corona virus in New York
>Mike Tyson killed by Corona virus in New York
Mike Tyson killed by Corona virus in New York
>Mike Tyson killed by Corona virus in New York
Mike Tyson killed by Corona virus in New York
>Mike Tyson killed by Corona virus in New York
Mike Tyson killed by Corona virus in New York
>Mike Tyson killed by Corona virus in New York
Mike Tyson killed by Corona virus in New York

Read the article nothing burgers

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just high enough to get kills, but not high enough to over kill.

oh shit, you are right

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why isn't everyone in canada dropping dead and hospitals full pol?

Sorry forgot link:

bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52205118

To their defense, Pakis and muds were the ones breaking the isolation the most. Still pretty fucking crazy numbers-

White people btfo

covid19.ca.gov/manage-stress-for-health/#top
Normies in California can't cope with the NEET life.
>suicide up
>suicide phone line off the hook
>self injury sky rocketing
>domestic violence bubbling
>sexual assault against minors on rising
>daily/drinking drug use turning thousands into addicts
>anxiety/panic attacks
Normies can't NEET.
NEET kills the normies.

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sure has been a lot of dead french and americans

Nope, nothingburger
None of those numbers count

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Sorry lads, forgot link:

bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52205118

>fap everyday
>libido is as strong as ever
Don't fall for nofap meme.

better version

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I see you converted to Christianity.

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Is the happening ending?

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Oh fuck you're right.
>Born: Michael Gerard Tyson
>June 30, 1966 (age 53)
>New York City, U.S.

>WHO WOULD WIN? Mike Tyson offered zookeeper $10,000 to let him fight a silverback gorilla, offer was declined

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>>sexual assault against minors on rising
Hot

phase 1 will be over
slow easing of restrictions
don't espect cruising in the Carribean for some time though

nigger

His overall idea of this being blown out of proportion and needing to keep the economy going is correct though.

kek sorry lads i just can’t get over this tiny death rate. it’s so fucking small and unlikely that anyone dies from this under the age of 50.

i truly can’t get over it . it’s hilarious.
especially with all the garbage in OP i mean it seems really bad then you take a look at the actual stats and you realize how fucking weak the virus is and how unlikely it is to die holy shit
i just keep laughing to myself alone in my bedroom i really can’t stop

and all you cvg faggots keep posting about how scary it is

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
fucking under .1 percent for people 30 and younger and under .2 percent for people fifty and younger ..but still these threads hjahahaha

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fapping is haraam bro.
u wot m8

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Take some zink and eat some read meat.

coom

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yfw the numbers for corona induced suicides get added to her totals
>i have no pics related

reminder that nobody countered this hilariously low death rate

> The "solution" to this flu is worse than the flu.

Oh the solution is waaay worse than meme-flu. Check this out.

> We could make a simple estimation of the IFR as 0.26%, based on halving the lowest boundary of the CFR prediction interval. However, the considerable uncertainty over how many people have the disease means an IFR of 0.26 is likely an overestimate.

In Swine flu, the IFR ended up as 0.02%, fivefold less than the lowest estimate during the outbreak (the lowest estimate was 0.1% in the 1st ten weeks of the outbreak). In Iceland, where the most testing per capita has occurred, the IFR lies between. 0.01% and 0.19%.

> Taking account of historical experience, trends in the data, increased number of infections in the population at largest, and potential impact of misclassification of deaths gives a presumed estimate for the COVID-19 IFR between 0.1% and 0.26%.*

cebm.net/covid-19/global-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/

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NEETS shall inherit the earth. Seriously tho you dont even have to be a neet to get through this shit. I was working and now I'm not and everything is fine. As long as you arent a normie everything will be fine. I'm so glad they finally die and wont be able to participate in the own world they helped make

Why aren't you hanging out with your sister, /cvg/?

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Yes. Happening is canceled.

>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 81. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital. The average age of death is higher than the average life expectancy.
>This is killing so many people!
No it isn't. Total mortality per country and globally is below average. If this was killing more than normal, we would see higher mortality.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

pastebin.com/dr53vzbE

Is the animator of this video in here?
superb job bro

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Try rubbing some hand sanitizer on it

>Michael Tyson, 53, died waiting for a hearing over a non-criminal offence.
wait WHAT

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fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch


threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless because nobody loves them.
also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.
these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i fun cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate

also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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hello my whore, my jewish princess, my kosher harlot

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>only testing hospitalized
>no control for comorbidities
lmao

Look at all the moderately well known people getting wiped out by the chinkflu. Only a matter of time before we get some big names

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2020

Have you seen a silverback gorilla in person? They must be, what, 500, 600 pounds? Those things will tear you apart

>Mike Tyson dies of Corona virus in New York
Mike Tyson dies of Corona virus in New York
>Mike Tyson dies of Corona virus in New York
Mike Tyson dies of Corona virus in New York
>Mike Tyson dies of Corona virus in New York
Mike Tyson dies of Corona virus in New York

bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52205118

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hey cvg

try to be more discerning and work on your critical thinking it’s ok everyone falls for bs every once in awhile

you guys feel for the fear mongering from cnn

it’s ok guys try to recover you don’t have to keep living in your delusion
i know you have nothing else in your life and this spiced things up a bit.
but at some point you have to return to the miserable reality of your life
the death rate is abysmal and literally zero percent for people under 30.

your life is trash and will be tomorrow because you focus on this instead of yourself

you are mommy’s little cvg prepper soldier

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So does Aids at first you fucking mongrel i guess i should think its just a flu too

I seen you post this bitch about 12 days ago, user. Diversify your pics for fucks sake.

Is there any real picture of the Coronavirus???

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youtube.com/watch?v=Yis2AUJuMcI

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Were you awake at like 5am for the #3000 thread (I wasn't)? If no here is the pic

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Just give me her name dammit

stop

Oh fuck, not the fisting nigger

>Gary's Prayer:
Gary's bits never overfloweth, never sign nor carry. For he counts on into infinity. Amen.

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Diff tyson.

ETELY KEKED THEY WONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE IT BREAKS THEIR LARP IMMERSION
HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING IDIOTS COMPLETELY KEKED THEY WONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE IT BREAKS THEIR LARP IMMERSION
>HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING IDIOTS COMPLETELY KEKED THEY WONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE IT BREAKS THEIR LARP IMMERSION
HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING IDIOTS COMPLETELY KEKED THEY WONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE IT BREAKS THEIR LARP IMMERSION
>HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING IDIOTS COMPLETELY KEKED THEY WONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE IT BREAKS THEIR LARP IMMERSION
HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING IDIOTS COMPLETELY KEKED THEY WONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE IT BREAKS THEIR LARP IMMERSION
>HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING

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Good ass is good ass, why fix something that isnt broken

Same here, but I did nofap for like a week or two, now fapping feels forced unless I have to think about it

how many levels of two weeks are we at?

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the lung.

Go buy more ammo and practice. Shooting isnt easy. You will get clapped if you dont know how to operate your firearm. Can you clear type 1 and 2 stoppages without thinking about it? If no, get fucking practicing fren. I devote 20 min A DAY to drills. Mag changes, dry fire, stoppage drills... get on it. You will die when the big igloo happens if you arent proficient.

Go watch Magpuls art of the dynamic handgun/rifle/shotgun to get an idea of what you need to know.

>Only boomers consistently dying.
>1 lock down month was enough to half Italian numbers
> slightly worst than a bad flu
> unlike any other disease that media didn't gave a shit about, medias are trying to make people paranoid
> 1, 5 milliom of people infected on 7 billions
> less than 100.000 death on 7 billions

hey goyim, you see how bad coronavirus was? Just let me strip you of your privacy and your possibility to gather for protest or anything like that, you don't want bad bad flu to come back, right ?

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youtu.be/XoQd8emn-5o

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>ending
Ha ha ha, no.

>reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate

NYC DEATH RATES

The following are the fatality rates broken down by age ranges for NYC as of April 7, 2020 at 5.45 PM


0 -17 - 0.15%
18-44 - 0.64%
45-64 - 3%
65-74 - 8.53%
75+ - 18.54%

Overall 4.44%

Obviously this is a changing number and this is a snapshot.
It assumes all the sick will get better and no new cases (which is unlikely)
Data from here www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data-archive.page

No health system can cope with these death rates if the virus takes hold
And the difficulty with preventing this virus take hold is that it has a long and variable incubation period, has asymptomatic spreaders and is highly contagious

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Still laughing.
The collateral damage from this shit is bigger than coronachan.
I think they call it excess mortality. I know theres a term for it, for deaths that would not have otherwise occurred without the disaster.

yup, got a crossbow

pretty cheap and since i live in nogunz country, pretty decent equipment.

175lbs, that thing punches trough literally everything

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Based and staminapilled

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No, weapons are for degenerates

I think it's a good thing for me cause religion

It was interesting hahaha Pepe was there full force

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give it two weeks and you'll know