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>Coronavirus: Prince Andrew accuser Virginia Roberts-Giuffre in hospital for COVID-19 tests
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-prince-andrew-accuser-virginia-roberts-giuffre-ijn-hospital-for-covid-19-tests-11969872

>Britain set for 66,000 COVID-19 deaths, most in Europe: study
france24.com/en/20200407-britain-set-for-66-000-covid-19-deaths-most-in-europe-study

>Coronavirus patient deaths rise by 758 in England
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-patient-deaths-rise-by-758-in-england-11969899

>UK rejects Trump's offer to help with Boris Johnson's coronavirus treatment
businessinsider.com/uk-rejects-donald-trump-offer-help-boris-johnson-coronavirus-treatment-2020-4?

>UK coronavirus live news: Boris Johnson 'not on a ventilator' says Michael Gove
theguardian.com/world/live/2020/apr/07/uk-coronavirus-live-news-boris-johnson-spends-night-in-intensive-care

>Coronavirus will thrive in British jails: prisoners face a death sentence
theguardian.com/society/2020/apr/07/coronavirus-thrive-british-jails-prisoners-face-death-sentence

>Momentum vows to 'hold Keir Starmer to account' after Labour left suffers heavy defeats
politicshome.com/news/article/momentum-vows-to-hold-keir-starmer-to-account-after-labour-left-suffers-heavy-defeats

>Deputy PM Dominic Raab admits he has not spoken to hospitalised Boris Johnson since Saturday
politicshome.com/news/article/deputy-pm-dominic-raab-admits-he-has-not-spoken-to-hospitalised-boris-johnson-since-saturday

>Coronavirus: 'Sacrificing the elderly' - Care homes asked to take COVID-19 patients
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-sacrificing-the-elderly-care-homes-asked-to-take-covid-19-patients-11969661?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter

>EU clears 50 billion pound UK 'umbrella' scheme to support economy
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-britain-eu/eu-clears-50-billion-pound-uk-umbrella-scheme-to-support-economy-idUSKBN21O0SX

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the only cute one is the canadian the rest are ugly good job britbong

First for fuck spastics

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danks done a video on starmer
youtube.com/watch?v=kDjmVVIUHEI

First for sussex

More feet

First for Welsh beauty.

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Can't stop mesen fantasising about her

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They'd still all turn you down you gook

What a dirty Chuckle

>KIDDIES’ TV star Barry Chuckle was branded a sleazy rat yesterday for trying to bed the mum of two young fans.

>The married grandad, 60 — one half of the famous Chuckle Brothers — bombarded attractive Sally Williams with lurid emails.

>Housewife Sally, 37, also told how he KISSED her as she sat in his car, put his hand up her SKIRT — and BEGGED her to spend nights with him in a hotel.

>The starstruck mum, who admits she fell for his charms, said: “I must have been insane.

>“We never had full sex. But I was stupid, naive and idiotic. He’s a slimebag and a sleazeball who could have wrecked my life.”

>One email from the wrinkly comic — real name Barry Elliott — told how he wanted to “lick, suck and caress” her.

>Another drooled: “Even though you won’t have your underwear on for long I’m looking forward to seeing it and removing it slowly and sexily, you gorgeous little thing.

>The “fling” was nipped in the bud when Sally's husband Ron, 40, found one of the emails.

>He stormed: “I want people to know what Barry Chuckle is really like.”

>Barry — wed to Ann for 35 years — yesterday admitted sending “fruity” emails and meeting Sally at the services. But he insisted: “Nothing happened.”

>HAVE you romped with Barry? Ring The Sun newsdesk on 020 7782 4105

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canada should be chinase user.

This!

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First for the superior wessex

>ecelebs

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“Neither the Prime Minister nor the Home Secretary, Jack Straw, were interested in questioning the new asylum policy, nor the fact that under Roche everyone entering Britain, whether he or she had a job to go to or not, was turned into an ‘economic migrant’. Wherever there was any criticism of her policy, either internally or externally, Roche dismissed it as ‘racist’. Indeed Roche - who criticised colleagues for being ‘too white’ - insisted that even the mention of immigration policy was racist. What she and a few others around her sought was the wholesale change of British society. Roche - a descendant of East End Jews - believed that immigration was only ever a good thing. Ten years after the changes she had brought about she told an interviewer with satisfaction, ‘I love the diversity of London. I just feel comfortable.’

Douglas Murray - The Strange Death of Europe (2017)

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She looks like she'd melt if you took her somewhere hot

haha i bet you can't hear her farts when the sprinkler is on

Unirionically find her fit af tbqh, what was her name again?

That kinda rings a bell actually, wasn't loads of webms made of it.

Let me just flex the easter egg my mum dropped off at my door

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Sophie Dee

He who binds to himself a joy
Does the winged life destroy;
But he who kisses the joy as it flies
Lives in eternity's sun rise.

Mercia stronk

you realise they are children right ??

Yet each man kills the thing he loves
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!

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>Alcohol free
poof

>Does coronavirus attack the heart too? Experts say one in five patients has damage to cardiac muscle which then triggers blood clots
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8196911/Coronavirus-damage-heart-20-severely-ill-patients.html
>reduces lung capacity
>attacks the heart
>attacks the kidneys
>attacks the central nervous system
>attacks the brain
>leaves men sterile
remind me, why do people say this is "just a flu"?

just posting this cos why not

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And later became the director of the slavery museum in Liverpool.

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This is what that quiet lass you plan on settling down with does in her spare time

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My mam got me a cadburys chocolate one but I ate it straight away

Canada is the best nation in the Commonwealth and the Anglosphere

Good to know that arse comes with a free woman.

There was one of one guy on a bangbros bus or something, but this guy was a bald brit who lived in america, broke his dick in another scene, but the chatroom used to watch 70's and 80's cult movies like cannibal holocaust etc

Funny thing is that in say 50 years none of those countries can be considered Anglosphere

Virginia Roberts is nothing more than an ex prostitute. She was paid £10,000 to be fucked by Prince Andrew. How much did she earn as a so called sex slave? She didn't complain as the cash rolled in and she led a champagne lifestyle of fast jets and holidays.

Why has David Icke’s interview on Covid-19 and 5G been removed off YouTube?

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I like this, it's very nice.

Reminder, you mong.

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Based and greedypigpilled.

>tfw it takes 3 hours for a chinky to get delivered

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because people like you take the bait

>guardian insisting we chould let criminals out....

bunch of cunts. prisoners should be least likely to get it

>ecelebs
>danks, IRL almost went to prison
>starmer, leader of the labour party
>ECELEBS

please I have already had my daily wank don't tempt me

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reminder of what? that flu deaths are estimated and not based on actual testing?

I remember watching them, one time someone was running an arnold schwarzenegger marthon

is that legal?

so what retard did I say I would fuck them? god stop projecting you ugly pedo

>she told an interviewer with satisfaction, ‘I love the diversity of London. I just feel comfortable.’
Yeah, now her and her ilk are far more inconspicuous

Diversity is THEIR strength

extra thicc

Do you remember that episode where they all started coughing up blood?

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first
are you a girl and if so what is your name?

Pretty sure someone did a "you died" resident evil game over effect on the cock break which made me kek hard.

Why are you angry about something that is so distant from yourself?

Yeah, mainly posted through /soc/, i remember the arnie marathon, and the japanese horrors kek

hows the other chuckle doing? I heard he had the coof

She definitely aint a quiet lass lol

Kek

Why do the British have an affinity for making unhealthy bumbling drunkards their leaders?

lads I swear to fuck

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He got better I think.

are you alright

You better not be thinking abotu fucking it muhammed.

Cause it’s total bullshit that just creates more bullshit. When one person catches it, they spread it to other vulnerable tards and soon enough we have to shut society down to flatten the curve.

Just a reminder that once the cytokine storm comes and hits the ACE2 receptors while the ADE is enabled then there will be a 176 percent CFR. And that's not including the reinfection. Once the reinfection begins there will be 12 billion deaths in the first 12 hours, 6 billion in the next 12 hours, 3 billion in the next and so on. This will last for 140 years and fully 90 percent of the world's population will die. Once 6G is released it will only get worse. I have sources that say 98 billion people will die in first 12 hours of 6G being turned on. The only way to stop any of this is to set fire to stainless stell lattice towers. Be careful friend.

That's a secret. If I told you I'd have to coof on you.

How does a willy even break?

Ghastly

COVID’s all a big hoax right

based

i would

>EU giving us the nod to do something we are already doing

nice try merkel

yeah what didn't you understand about that?

did someone send you that poem before?
a

I don't look at kids on a bench and think yeah that one is cute
stop deflecting you spastic gook

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Muscle tear

I can't wait till things get back to normal.

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Yeah

Carried over from last thread.What will post-Corona be like economically for Deano and the lads will they suffer and evolve into something else and branch off in a different direction on the taxonomy tree or will they thrive and prosper from all of this? I get the feeling we're in for like 10 more years of Deano

dirty nonce

No. I've never read that poem before. I just liked that verse you posted.

Based. I love diversity.

just found this classic OC in my folder
i'm sure you all will appreciate

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totes!

Real as the Holocaust

Cauldy post more poems lad

Because banning disinformation and lies about a current pandemic that is kilLing thousands of people daily is more important than some crackpots version of "muh freedom of speech "

Why else do you think, you utter spastic.

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epic meme bro

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Austerity for Deanos is playing last years Fifa even though the the new one is out

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the recession will wreak havoc on the deanobox industry
leaving a generation of deanos and deanlets homeless
we're going to see roaming packs of deanos scavenging for nandos leftovers

deano has subsumed and trancended irony
he can tolerate absolutely anything authentically
he's self aware and knows exactly what he's doing but is able to justify it with meme instagram quotes
cultural shifts bounce of deanos like bullets off marines

TWENTY-FIVE HUNDRED!

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>be bong
>you can't say cute or you're a pedo
it's in your culture what can I say
you see pedo everywhere because you're one

hello you fucking shills

TERRAIN! TERRAIN! TERRAIN!

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don't care didn't ask plus you fuck sheep

My heart leaps up when I behold
A rainbow in the sky:
So was it when my life began;
So is it now I am a man;
So be it when I shall grow old,
Or let me die!
The Child is father of the Man;
And I could wish my days to be
Bound each to each by natural piety.

Can't express how important this poem is.

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>he saves pictures in folders to post on Yas Forums

Want to know how I know that you're a cancerous newfag?

At me, schizo.

So is no one having sex rn?

How many more weeks we reckon before this lockdown is over

I give it 6

Might do in a bit, playing vidya atm tho

we know you're not lmfao

Who remembers cave deano?
>pull up to my cave on my green Triceratops after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of stone working
>take out my Mammoth tusk and Sabre-cat pelt I harvested on the way home from work
>Walk through the cave entrance
>yell UG to my mate of 2-years at the firepit as she is already home from her work as a team leader in a spear sharpening centre
>sit down on my fur bed
>put up my feet on the boulder
>look up at the cave paintings just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final hunt with the hunters who made it through before they face the mammoth herd
>perfect timing as my mate comes in with the dinner, another one of Fred Flintone's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my mate's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky UG to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the mammoth hunt later, maybe sneak in a few rounds of noughts and crosses 8000 BC on the cave wall first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no diagonals what a melt haha

Because he's a lying faggot pushing CIA disinfo that is nearly 5 years old

Bongs are hopeless. Just nuke yourselves and get it over with.