/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3022

► Detected: 1,416,426 (+70,422) ► Died: 81,325 (+6,671) ► Day: 89 (-05:56:58)

— 4.3 billion people under lockdown —
— 213 countries and territories infected —
— 4.4x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 2,898 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
20% become critically ill with hypoxia or respiratory failure
archive.is/dkGAV

51 patients in South Korea reinfected after "recovery"
archive.is/cuSMR

Courts determine Spain omits deaths, real toll 3 times higher
archive.is/Y23r1

Japan to declare state of emergency
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>INFO
COVID-associated acute bleeding necrotizing brain damage
archive.is/16lzc

Coronavirus (SARS), not influenza (flu), not rhinovirus (cold)
archive.is/qAxqi

South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

South Korea leading expert recommends wearing masks
youtu.be/gAk7aX5hksU?t=952

>REMINDER
H1N1 estimates took confirmed deaths and multiplied by 15
archive.is/r5wbT

21 million fewer cellphone users in China
archive.is/U3pPA

NYC official says morgues are full
archive.is/tV5Z0

China could have prevented 95% of deaths not silencing whistleblowers
archive.is/RRqik

>LATEST
18:44: 1,749 new cases and 118 new deaths in Michigan
18:35: 51 new cases and 6 new deaths in Switzerland
18:34: 3,109 new cases and 147 new deaths in Germany
18:31: 283 new cases and 1 new death in the United Arab Emirates
18:26: 371 new cases and 20 new deaths in Brazil
18:23: 145 new cases and 2 new deaths in Pakistan

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>How the fuck are you still alive?
>The rest of your platoon got wiped out hours ago.
>What about the Astartes?
>Surely they'll come rescue you...
>Wait, why would they rescue some lowly guardsmen fighting hellspawn?
>They'll just virus bomb the planet
>"At least it'll be a quick death."
>Wait...
>something's approaching
>Females?
>No, some mutated abomination of a human female.
>Something from Nurgle's own personal hell.
>Wait, why are they naked....
>"Emperor give me strength." You say while fighting the growing erection.
>Do you detonate your last grenade, trying to purge the scourge or see what they want?

kek sorry lads i just can’t get over this tiny death rate. it’s so fucking small and unlikely that anyone dies from this under the age of 50.

i truly can’t get over it . it’s hilarious.
especially with all the garbage in OP i mean it seems really bad then you take a look at the actual stats and you realize how fucking weak the virus is and how unlikely it is to die holy shit
i just keep laughing to myself alone in my bedroom i really can’t stop

and all you cvg faggots keep posting about how scary it is

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
fucking under .1 percent for people 30 and younger and under .2 percent for people fifty and younger ..but still these threads hjahahaha

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Any updates?

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Will she break 7000?

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reminder that nobody countered this hilariously low death rate

> The "solution" to this flu is worse than the flu.

Oh the solution is waaay worse than meme-flu. Check this out.

> We could make a simple estimation of the IFR as 0.26%, based on halving the lowest boundary of the CFR prediction interval. However, the considerable uncertainty over how many people have the disease means an IFR of 0.26 is likely an overestimate.

In Swine flu, the IFR ended up as 0.02%, fivefold less than the lowest estimate during the outbreak (the lowest estimate was 0.1% in the 1st ten weeks of the outbreak). In Iceland, where the most testing per capita has occurred, the IFR lies between. 0.01% and 0.19%.

> Taking account of historical experience, trends in the data, increased number of infections in the population at largest, and potential impact of misclassification of deaths gives a presumed estimate for the COVID-19 IFR between 0.1% and 0.26%.*

cebm.net/covid-19/global-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/

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Post faster, user. I want that bump limit within 40 minutes.

Bojo is stable and getting better after tea and biscuits cocktail

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Soon Corona-Chan will be doing Ebola's life time numbers in a day

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fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch
threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .
reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless because nobody loves them.
also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.
cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.
these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i fun cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh
reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate

also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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How fucked are we

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>Talking heads is STILL playing
>Boss hasn't noticed yet

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thank you for existing Argentina bro

>1416399 infected
>81325 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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counter these dumb numbers dumb fucking kike

>three months

>over 100 countries

>millions of cases

>death rate under .4% for anyone under 50

>death doesn’t even get close to scary until you are 70

>fucking cvg faggots like this say find another report

>all reports say this

>there are no reports that put the death rate higher

this kills the cvg retard cope

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True champion

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houston and dallas and [spoiler]beaumont[/spoiler] get raped

Everything else is pretty sparse

100% fucked every which way you look at it

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Houston hospitals are

The end is here frens, they can't keep trying to buy time anymore, and a lot of people on life support will be taken off.

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its ok to be afraid of death, user
we understand

>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

> reminder that cvg posters narrative matches narrative of cnn and msm.

virus shills trying to promote fear on pol so that we spread the narrative for cnn and other kikes


reminder that cvg posters narrative matches narrative of cnn and msm. virus shills trying to promote fear on pol so that we spread the narrative for cnn and other kikes

>threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

threadly reminder that documented CFR for anyone under 60 is .02

> reminder that cvg posters narrative matches narrative of cnn and msm.

virus shills trying to promote fear on pol so that we spread the narrative for cnn and other kikes
i love how so much of CVG pride and arrogance stems from
>we were ahead of the curve!
>msm downplayed it!l at first!

they were told to downplay it so they did. they downplayed it so it would spread. if they hyped it initially then we would have reduced the spread. they didn’t want that. the msm didn’t downplay it on accident.. those were the orders. they downplayed it to aid the spread and reduce response. they didn’t make an honest mistake. neither did the who.

for being redpilled you guys are slow to connect the dots. that’s why these threads are trash l.

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with those odds arent you most likely speaking to a hispanic?

LEL

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>argentina bro appreciation
I want to second this. Thanks.

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UGANDA POLICE CHIEF GOING BALLISTIC

twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/1247538479166152707

we'll be fine
kxan.com/news/coronavirus/texas-almost-three-weeks-away-from-coronavirus-pandemic-peak-new-projections-claim/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter_KXAN_News

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only boomers use the term msm

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Yes she will

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Her disease isnt as contagious as Corona-chan

I live in San Antonio and we're already close to 500

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fucking mentally malnourished retards mad because the virus is literally nothing. the gov response is clearly something but you idiots are too stupid to talk about it. now that would be interesting..not your tired fabrications and exaggerations and just two weeks bullshit.

>m-muh ACE2 muh fertility

you don’t understand microbiology or virology you stupid faggot

>m-muh reinfection

see point above

>muh two weeks

it’s been nearly half a year with this shit in the wild

i hate you faggots so much. cvg posters are brain dead pedos from r9k you arnt even polacks.

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I hope not.

you really are dedicated to this cause, bong.
Do you even sleep?

Does anyone have all the things that the WHO said that turned out to be false? Like when they said that the masks don't work or that we shouldn't place a ban on travels to China or Italy

she better has a vagina

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>this many dead per day
>only 6 or so countries are reporting any significant deaths

Texas spics dont vote. They hate progressives almost as much as dirty old republicans. They want to work and make money under the radar. They dont want to preach gender wars and dont want to increase minimum wage.

Spics in California on the other hand, are fucking divided like a mother fucker.

they are just testing more!

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oh my little harlot, my little kosher whore, my little jewish princess, how do i ENJOY this turbo-virgin

youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZc

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Such an ugly race

i guess this is the weakness of having so many autistic spergs on the board. it works out great when they are focused on kikes and minorities.
but when they get taken advantage of and manipulated by a psyop like the virus, there is no containing the retardation.

thing the standard autistic sperg on Yas Forums is normally very skeptical and cautious when buying into things. however this one seems to have been a weak spot for them and taken hold of them without the typical autistic analysis and criticism. unfortunate for us because now we have a useless board since our autists have been manipulated.

our autists have been manipulated and are now being used against us. must be something about their personality and psychology that made them especially vulnerable to a pandemic apocalyptic scenario. well played kikes.

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NEW: India reports 573 new cases of coronavirus and 26 new deaths.

A total of 5,351 cases and 160 deaths.

A 14 month baby is amongst the dead

Of course

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 390,414 (12,474) Spain 140,511 (13,897) Italy 135,586 (17,127) France 109,069 (10,328) Germany 107,458 (1,983) China 81,740 (3,331) Iran 62,589 (3,872) United Kingdom 55,242 (6,159) Turkey 34,109 (725) Switzerland 22,253 (821) Belgium 22,194 (2,035) Netherlands 19,580 (2,101) Canada 17,840 (375) Austria 12,633 (243) Brazil 12,632 (588) Portugal 12,442 (345) South Korea 10,331 (192) Israel 9,248 (65) Sweden 7,693 (591) Russia 7,497 (58) Australia 5,919 (48) Norway 5,903 (89) Ireland 5,709 (210) India 5,311 (150) Chile 5,116 (43) Denmark 5,071 (203) Czech Republic 4,944 (88) Poland 4,848 (129) Romania 4,417 (197) Pakistan 4,009 (56) Malaysia 3,963 (63) Japan 3,906 (92) Philippines 3,764 (177) Ecuador 3,747 (191) Luxembourg 2,970 (44) Peru 2,954 (107) Saudi Arabia 2,795 (41) Indonesia 2,738 (221) Serbia 2,447 (61) Mexico 2,439 (125) United Arab Emirates 2,359 (12) Finland 2,308 (34) Thailand 2,258 (27) Panama 2,100 (55) Qatar 2,057 (6)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +23,410 (+1,603) Spain +3,836 (+556) Italy +3,039 (+604) France +11,059 (+1,417) Germany +4,083 (+173) Iran +2,089 (+133) United Kingdom +3,634 (+786) Turkey +3,892 (+76) Switzerland +596 (+56) Belgium +1,380 (+403) Netherlands +777 (+234) Canada +1,173 (+52) Austria +336 (+23) Brazil +449 (+24) Portugal +712 (+34) South Korea +47 (+6) Israel +344 (+8) Sweden +487 (+114) Russia +1,154 (+11) Australia +24 (+3) Norway +38 (+13) Ireland +345 (+36) India +533 (+14) Chile +301 (+6) Denmark +390 (+16) Czech Republic +122 (+10) Poland +435 (+22) Romania +360 (+21) Pakistan +243 (+3) Malaysia +170 (+1) Philippines +104 (+14) Luxembourg +127 (+3) Peru +393 (+15) Saudi Arabia +190 (+3) Indonesia +247 (+12) Serbia +247 (+3) Mexico +296 (+31) United Arab Emirates +283 (+1) Finland +132 (+7) Thailand +38 (+1) Qatar +225 (+2) Dominican Republic +128 (+12) Greece +77 (+2) South Africa +63 (+1) Argentina (+3)…

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Very sad Canadian bartender upset he is no longer making $6000 a month tax free and is only getting $2000 a month and he cannot afford to live his usual lifestyle. Very unfortunate.
youtu.be/6mmY85Rbf28

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did you got blocked as well?

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We have 5 hours. Probably

Just wait till it mutates...

youtube.com/watch?v=QBqFLX_LMOM

>one of the countries not counting outside hospital deaths being Italy

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What did he mean by this?

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you're fucking delusional.
TX will go blue very soon.

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Corona is so much better of a waifu than ebola, I find it super hot that she can come to me and smother me to death basically any day now

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Go on..

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>be in epidemiology class
>teacher brings in covid-19 expert
>Someone asks a questions about china's numbers.
>epidemiologist says that china's numbers are clearly false, and that they might even get a second wave from organ harvesting
>Chinese "american" student start frantically shilling for their government.

I want to suck her silicone tits so bad!

Muslim Hindu war when?

baaaaaaaaaaaaased
slap these bitches

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Da brice of freedums :DDDD

How are the numbers today, are we UP?

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Stock Market is crashing down again.
Good thing I sold everything this morning.

OK, .. US deaths at 1700 and France at 1400. We're still going. I doubted you corona chan.

truly bugmen.

sayce?

>be in class
Doubt

> 573 new cases of coronavirus and 26 new deaths.
seems like India is finally starting to rev up.

he has over invested in caring.

What song?

I have good news!
Turns out I can stop Remain In Light from playing, but that leaves me with one question.
Should I let Once in a Lifetime play first?

Hey nurgle the turtle
Care to gives us more than a gurgle?

her nibbles loog lieg his eies lole :-DDDDD

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Oh yes and there are still more US reports to come in

ladies and gentlemen, in light of recent events i found it necessary to make an announcement. please be seated and remember to put your phones on silent. and by the way, the seats on the right side are reserved for VIP members, make sure to make your VIP card visible.
enjoy the refreshments and caviar while you wait, the speech will begin shortly.

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His Ascension is nearly complete.

Remember, kids. Papa Nurgle loves you!

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I accidentally queued the entire Remain in Light album.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-0.11%) Germany (-0.06%) France (+0.62%) United Kingdom (+0.38%) Italy (-0.61%) Switzerland (-1.69%) Spain (+1.80%) Austria (+7.25%) Poland (+2.75%) Netherlands (+0.74%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (-0.64%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+2.36%) Japan (+2.28%) Hong Kong (+1.46%) China (-0.95%) Australia (-3.88%) Singapore (+2.45%) India (+8.84%) South Korea (+1.77%) Taiwan (+1.25%) South Africa (+2.43%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (+50%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-93%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-85%) Rome (-74%) Milan (-88%) Berlin (-43%) Munich (-67%) Brussels (-76%) Paris (-90%) Madrid (-68%) Barcelona (-76%) London (-75%) Johannesburg (-54%) Sao Paulo (-100%) Buenos Aires (-100%) New York (-87%) Washington (-82%) Miami (-57%) Toronto (-100%) Chicago (-100%) Houston (-70%) Mexico City (-72%) Los Angeles (-85%) Seattle (-100%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

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ABSOLUTELY WHOLESOME

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Absolutely based

Fuck it, I'll let it play.

new york is doing that as well

gothamist.com/news/surge-number-new-yorkers-dying-home-officials-suspect-undercount-covid-19-related-deaths

>200 city residents are now dying at home each day, compared to 20 to 25 such deaths before the pandemic, said Aja Worthy-Davis, a spokeswoman for the medical examiner’s office. And an untold number of them are unconfirmed …

kys mad max larper
spent 2 months baking this faggotry for it to be treatable with fucking vit c and rheumatism drugs lmfao
what a bioweapon you have there chinka rgie niggerfaggot scum
you're my little jewish princess, harlot

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This tranny looks like Hitler.

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Good taste user.

Who's pushing redhead Corona-chan?

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So I guess San Antonio will be fine too?

>thinking that this country can do anything after this
>healthcare system failed almost instantly against it
>no defense in stores monitoring for wuhan-marys coofing on the produce
>none, zip, nada, no defense, no monitoring
>relying on them posting to social media or store cameras which are usually always halfassed as to not always catch niggers stealing
>no quarantine enforcement
>people are still free to travel between cities and will do so in mass after logistics starts refusing to deliver food to hotspots
>treated it like a flu for 70 days, it's a human DNA inserting bioweapon, impossible to evolve in nature to do what it does
>infected who recover will commit suicide if the blood pressure gene (ACE2) isn't fucked with so badly that they start to have heart attacks, they cant smell, taste, and will discover as it propagates further in them that China had a plethora of gene edits for doing everything from religious de-radicalization to sterilization, imagine what else it does lads
>governments that failed to handle this are on the way out the door if they weren't already
>Yas Forums was right again.

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this thread is so dead, no one will know my tiny penis is in a cock cage

FUUUUUUCK

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Looks like Mama Cass two me

yes?

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Why is corona-chan so racist?

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Clearly, Kek has willed everybody to notice.

already butthurt, my harlot, my whore, my kosher prostitute?

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Looks like Mama Cass to mee

Can you people stop bullying my gf, thanks in advance

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anyone have the growing corona chan gif?

HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING IDIOTS COMPLETELY KEKED THEY WONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE IT BREAKS THEIR LARP IMMERSION

>HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING IDIOTS COMPLETELY KEKED THEY WONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE IT BREAKS THEIR LARP IMMERSION

HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING IDIOTS COMPLETELY KEKED THEY WONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE IT BREAKS THEIR LARP IMMERSION

>HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING IDIOTS COMPLETELY KEKED THEY WONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE IT BREAKS THEIR LARP IMMERSION

HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING IDIOTS COMPLETELY KEKED THEY WONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT BECAUSE IT BREAKS THEIR LARP IMMERSION

>HOLY FUCK THIS GUY JUST BFTO EVERY CVG FAGGOT DEATH RATE IS LITERALLY POINT TWO PERCENT FOR ANYONE THAT DIDNT FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 ALL THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE IN EACH OF HIS POSTS AND NOBODY CAN COUNTER IT CVG VIRGIN NERDS FUCKING LARPING

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When can we pvp? Earth update 16.2 said it would only take a month before they released pvp servers.

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argentinian harlot

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Mosquitoes

Bro 16.2 didn't drop yet, they said that Ticks were removed but I caught one climbing my leg yesterday.

same case everywhere

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delayed till august coming with the fallout dlc

Does this virus have any downsides?

kek death rate is litrrraly .2% for anyone that didn’t fight in world war 1

Give me pictures or webm to impress the npcs about the Coronavirus.

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>slender, sinewy girls

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Damn, people still believe the mainstream apocalypse narrative this late in the game? Where the fuck am I? Is this Reddit?

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soon

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its directly proportional with crime

USA 400k today

So when does SHTF?

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It's too slow

Niggers have problems with blood pressure and anemia. They will be the primary casualties honestly.

*nods respectfully in your direction*

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>moscow is in a supposed lockdown
>still see a shitload of cunts outside
>not even wearing any masks
>already 5000+ cases in the city alone
My country is fucked isn't it? Probably going to be worse than italy. I'm fucking scared lads

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When Yellowstone erupts

hahahahahaha nice one pajeet

Not for a while. If at all, but only because I know what you really mean is "when can I boog".

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Is the SARS-CoV-2 strains in France and Spain much deadlier than those in the U.S. and elsewhere?

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despite

never check the charts in this thread that show the death rate it’s actually comedically low doom larpers absolutely embarrassed and rekt

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It's being propped up too. It won't last forever.

glad you're still around fren

Imagine the smell

not likely

Why are virus girls so cute?

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RIP BORIS

SWEET PRINCE

USA NUMBA WAN AGAIN!

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no that's not really what i meant. i'm just wondering when i can expect the government to collapse

Yeah, you're super fucked. I hear your hospitals are are utter trash and that broken bones are treated with vodka. If its any consolation, everywhere is fucked and anyone saying other wise is delusional.

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There are roughly 800 strains in each of those countries. Unlikely that there is any huge difference between their ranges.

Yes, let it ride.

AUGUST? No, no, no! Why'd they push it back AGAIN? I've been waiting since y2k...

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When did the coughing start for you? I haven't had any coughing. I may have contracted a mutation

been wondering about that, seems like it's acting differently everywhere it goes..

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We wuz immune

.2 would be 20%
>.02 is 02.0 %
Fucks sake

Meds seem to be highly vulnerable to this virus for some reason. Unless it's all just because of the way they count deaths.

Because that's the way god made them

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where's sauce

They probably won't. When it gets bad enough the military will roll in. Martial Law. Government is just code for "guys with the biggest guns"

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another day, another number. it's an abstract kind of happening.

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>nearly 7000 deaths
>I just had lunch

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Of course

How did you guys fuck up so badly? You guys were one of the first to ban travel from china and other hotspots and had great tests per capita back when we were finding out all our tests were broken.

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Interpolation test

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Like this user?

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Any calls to complain yet?

das it mane

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Ashe Maree

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>Apocalypse scenario
Corona Chan can kill 34% of world population but (((they))) gave it too much lsd. Next act zombie clowns who think they are from space.

we are just autistic up north, we didn't socialize before the pandemic

wait guys i’m just hanging out in quarantine and i legitimately keep laughing at the bullshit hyperbole about fertility that you stupid faggots keep posting about. you are all fucking beta incels anyways nobody wants to fuck you losers so don’t worry about it nobody wants to have your kids. plus the shit about the fertility his all larping garbage that nobody at all in the medical community is discussing because it’s not true you stupid faggots

plus the death rate is hilarious low


death rate so fucking low i can barely believe it


it’s so low

i keep laughing kek

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Beginning of march. There was one weekend about 2 weeks in where I started to develop more symptoms, but then I just went back coofing.

The black death was followed by the renaissance.

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nice

you sure spend a lot of time here trying to prove us wrong, are you worried about something by any chance?

d e a d

Not yet, but Once In a Lifetime is starting right about now, and I'll swap to AC/DC after that.

Perfect place to put a microchip.

Its just that contagious user.

>three people on sick leave "with a fever"
>ask bosses what procedure is when they're confirmed to have gotten The Gift
>"maintain social distancing and keep working"
Do your worst, Corona-Chan. They're literally asking for it now.

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Trump said to flatten the curve. He didn't say how...

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Can somebody give me a rundown on the African numbers? Are they really that low or is it just that they aren't testing people?

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By allowing tourists to return from europe and not putting them into gulags for a month.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R has been training you for this day to come Ivan. If anyone gets to experience PVP its you. it's gonna be fucking metal stay safe and record some vids for us

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These get funnier and funnier the higher the numbers go

It already has but the effects won’t be felt for a while. The economy has shrunk by 30%. Food banks are already under pressure. 700k jobs were lost in mid March. There’s not much protection if your home loan isn’t overseen by the federal government. They can’t evict renters right now but eventually they’re going to have to make payments. Small businesses are absolutely wrecked (are they still the largest employers?). InB4 cars start being repoed. I don’t see another giant ass stimulus bill; once people are released from house arrest it will be business as usual + like 10 million people unemployed. Housing market will prolly crash too.

So yeah, it’s happening, it’s just not dead bodies lining the street because of the fucking flu.

Slap the frames back on in reverse so we can see what the full cycle looks like interpolated. Hard to judge as is.

>tfw no brapbunker gf
why even live?

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Please kill me

no cvg fags are just retarded and i hate them for all the disinformation and exaggerated garbage they post. fucked up any discussion about corona on pol. so they basically fucked up everything .

normally pol has good info but because of this general it’s all trash

how the fuck would they be testing people when we don't have a fraction of enough in the first world?

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>914 patients who died
lmao. That's only a factor of 10 out of date.

why the FUCK is an emergency helicopter ride to the nearest good US hospital $40,000 when an average airplane ticket all the way across the Pacific fucking ocean to Australia/Tokyo/etc is $1500 at the highest?

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I don't know what I'm going to do to celebrate 7K daily deaths.

Sorry

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>highest daily deaths globally and in US

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Rush’s situation is pretty interesting.

>gets stage 4 cancer
>world fucking ends

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youtube.com/watch?v=d4SO4bL5Yuc

Coronavirus is a global PSYOP!

At least you guys are doing a lot of testing, Pavlov. India and other third world countries will take a huge hit, once mutation starts to gear up.

This corona shit feels like cookie clicker. Numbers are pumping up but everything basically stays the same.

Just quit fuck your boss. If he thinks that it isn't bad tell that bitch to work in the frontlines with you

I was gonna stop at last thread but seeing that you're THAT butthurt then i'll keep going

threadly reminder that /cvg/ got BTFO by fucking reddit of all places and refuses to acknowledge what's probably the biggest study to come out about the chink plague yet, alongside mountains of evidence corroborating it, and none, NONE of you niggers can dispute what's said here


[Vimeo] FROM NYC ICU: IS COVID REALLY ARDS?!!! (embed)

farid.jalali.one/covid19emailpdf.pdf


chemrxiv.org/articles/COVID-19_Disease_ORF8_and_Surface_Glycoprotein_Inhibit_Heme_Metabolism_by_Binding_to_Porphyrin/11938173


rebelem.com/covid-19-hypoxemia-a-better-and-still-safe-way/

Big pharma profit printer go brrrrrrr

actually dead bodies aren’t lining the street. the death rate is actually extremely low. you fell for the msm garbage tho.

try to be more discerning and work on your critical thinking it’s ok everyone falls for bs every once in awhile

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Forced labor resorts are hot right now.

are you upset because we're not in your satanic child molestation tunnel threads, or are you in the "5G causes coronavirus" camp?

so looks like the act of rasism
doctors dont treat blacks well

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Easy enough to find one in Midwest, no?

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There is a world of difference between slender and skeletal.

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>everything basically stays the same.
Just wait till the last supply chains collapse and famine kicks in bro, some stuff is going to change isn't it haha

I think it's that but I'm surprised there's no large scale chimpouts yet considering just our ebola memes made them kill WHO staff sent there some years back.

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