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>Coronavirus: Prince Andrew accuser Virginia Roberts-Giuffre in hospital for COVID-19 tests
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-prince-andrew-accuser-virginia-roberts-giuffre-ijn-hospital-for-covid-19-tests-11969872

>Britain set for 66,000 COVID-19 deaths, most in Europe: study
france24.com/en/20200407-britain-set-for-66-000-covid-19-deaths-most-in-europe-study

>Coronavirus patient deaths rise by 758 in England
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-patient-deaths-rise-by-758-in-england-11969899

>UK rejects Trump's offer to help with Boris Johnson's coronavirus treatment
businessinsider.com/uk-rejects-donald-trump-offer-help-boris-johnson-coronavirus-treatment-2020-4?

>UK coronavirus live news: Boris Johnson 'not on a ventilator' says Michael Gove
theguardian.com/world/live/2020/apr/07/uk-coronavirus-live-news-boris-johnson-spends-night-in-intensive-care

>Coronavirus will thrive in British jails: prisoners face a death sentence
theguardian.com/society/2020/apr/07/coronavirus-thrive-british-jails-prisoners-face-death-sentence

>Momentum vows to 'hold Keir Starmer to account' after Labour left suffers heavy defeats
politicshome.com/news/article/momentum-vows-to-hold-keir-starmer-to-account-after-labour-left-suffers-heavy-defeats

>Deputy PM Dominic Raab admits he has not spoken to hospitalised Boris Johnson since Saturday
politicshome.com/news/article/deputy-pm-dominic-raab-admits-he-has-not-spoken-to-hospitalised-boris-johnson-since-saturday

>Coronavirus: 'Sacrificing the elderly' - Care homes asked to take COVID-19 patients
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-sacrificing-the-elderly-care-homes-asked-to-take-covid-19-patients-11969661?dcmp=snt-sf-twitter

>EU clears 50 billion pound UK 'umbrella' scheme to support economy
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-britain-eu/eu-clears-50-billion-pound-uk-umbrella-scheme-to-support-economy-idUSKBN21O0SX

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businessinsider.com/uk-rejects-donald-trump-offer-help-boris-johnson-coronavirus-treatment-2020-4?
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First for are Mozza
youtube.com/watch?v=3vJuMmKSR94

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First for chemo

First for unban me

martin cabello is unironically a genius

First for PM Patel.

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can you have kids?

I love you lads, lots

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yes, i wasn't on chemo 9 months ago lmfao

So how has Corona affected you lads so far? Are workplaces closed yet?

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Im the most Sussex in this thread.

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he's gone hasn't he lads. feel like pure shit

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What cancer did you have

BASED

Whats happening with the babba mate, are you at the hospital?

>That image.
Cheeky phonecall

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do you still have to work or do you get benefits

is he died?

Sussex more like no sex

Hes a tripfag

Sussex more like suck(at)sex cos ur a virgin way hay I've rattled you

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What's happening lads?

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We know you are our dearest

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How long until you run out of food, bongs? You import half your food and the other half was being farmed entirely by EU seasonal labor who are now b&. Are you going to soon regret not having a layer of prepper fat like we do?

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Im getting really BLOODY SICK OF YOU

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I've got the 'rona boys

Based, wondered where you'd fucked off to.

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You haven't got a clue what you're talking about

BOJO WILL BE REPLACED WITH A BODY DOUBLE
HE IS DEAD

but i live here
>did
i have stomach cancer stage 3
nah i'm only allowed in for an hour a day and that was earlier, she'll be coming home tommorrow
I'm not stupid and kept a decent savings account topped up incase i should ever get laid off, i can go on benefits eventually but cba, will probably just get another job depending on how treatment goes
based moaty

your breath smells like CAT PISS

Well dont spread it here. Go infect plebbit.

theguardian.com/politics/2020/apr/07/jewish-leaders-praise-keir-starmer-for-pledges-on-labour-antisemitism

Loving the racket the kikes re running on Labour
>Magic Grandpa wants some sort of actual socialism and hates Israels abuses
>Anti-semite
>Starmer in for 5 minutes and is clearly returning the party to New Labour Blairite neoliberalism
>Anti-semitism solved!!
Maybe it’ll wake a few of the redeemable tankies up

how does it feel lad

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You're saying this like you're not gonna die

So how is the herd immunity going on?

Where do you live?

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youtu.be/HJ19qh4g2-o

My place is shut down until next week.
Just really, really boring. I was hoping for some nigger riots to break out in the inner cities but nothing. All there is is the Boris drama which is also boring.
The Ted geezers chopping down phone masts because of 5g is pretty funny but not much else.

The denial stage of grief, so we've got a few stages left to go. Would you say by June you'll be starving?

It's gonna be ok Boris

Aren't you dead yet?

lads is there a way to get the salt to not stick to the inside of the packet

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Wessex
I'm not, wouldn't want to give you spastics the satisfaction

fine lad
they just keep it quiet because only the top 5% (being generous) of the population is capable of understanding it, and most of those 'educated' enough to know better choose to laugh at the concept just because they're raging liberals

You haven't got a clue what you're talking about

Moved back to my parents for the rest of the kung flu shite, not really had the time to shitpost despite having a ton of free time strangely

>wessex

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So why did it fail for poor old Boris?

Can you stll get those? Back in the day the playground thing was to see who got the most salt packets.

>UK rejects Trump's offer to help with Boris Johnson's coronavirus treatment
businessinsider.com/uk-rejects-donald-trump-offer-help-boris-johnson-coronavirus-treatment-2020-4?

Boris is fucked, the cultural marxist shills in the NHS are going to allow Boris to die by refusing to use drugs proven to treat the virus, why do you think your death rate is so high??

Hello :)

>I'm not, wouldn't want to give you spastics the satisfaction
Whatever you say.

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>boomer gay "icon"
>homomagnet for all the retarded ballsacks larping as men
I have yet to hear of any music of his that made the top 100 in the past 60 years

Pour crisps into a bowl first like a civilised person.

Ciao Andrea

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because that's not what herd immunity is. We're in the middle of the pandemic. Herd immunity is the only short-term exit strategy to the lockdown, until (and if) we get a vaccine.

boring
yeah m8, fucking toasty today

Oh shit m8 im sorry to hear that
What you calling your kid

Watch it sussexbro.

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>i have stomach cancer stage 3

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I was in Tesco about an hour ago, they are fully stocked.

Looks like Boris “Big” Johnson is off the ventilator (possibly was never on one) and in good spirits, if not the best of health. Would it have been better for him to have died a martyr? How will his recovery effect the political landscape?

Inbred upper class genetics so poor immune system

>boring
You're being needlessly agro and defensive, have I touched a nerve?

Nearly shit myself on this evenings Boriswalk. Thank god im not an Amerishart.

did the jannies already sperg out about manhands again so youve gone back to bannedhands?
she's called spastic
would rather be there tbqh

Why are you so hateful?

Tadbit warm eh
I dont fear you, anymore...

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You won't be druv, no, not if it were ever so.

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does the corona virus worry you, like are you 90% going to die if you go shopping and catch it

Might have a point there actually.

How the fuck are you still about

>Why the true COVID-19 death toll in NYC could be much higher: Only those tested BEFORE they die are counted as virus victims, says Big Apple councilman, as the city records 3,400 fatalities
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8196035/Why-COVID-19-death-toll-higher-tested-die-counted.html
reminder that the official figures only show a fraction of the total deaths

>does the corona virus worry you
no because im not a dirty cunt and wash my hands while maintaining distance from people
in all seriousness, it 'kind of' worries me.

What I find funny is how Boris shilled this concept and calmly explained how people have to die and now he is one of those who could lose his life. Don't get me wrong I don't wish to see him die.

It hasn't. They have top men working on a bio mecha suit for him right now. He will be back stronker than ever and be rugby tackling little shitskin kids into dust.

And appalling lifestyle

Prep bros unite

old, overweight, little sleep, high stress

Hastings flag? Pretty nice.

my dad (70s) has the leukemia and he's telling everyone to wash their hands all the time, it was bad enough during chemo. Guess it makes sense though.

>Twittersnarks posting films of quiet streets showing no one clapped for Boris
They really are this insufferable.
Why do they care so much?

They care because you care

Because no one cares about them.

My girlfriend was a model for two years whilst she was at university. Not an Instagram model but an actual one. I met all her model friends and they were all lovely. Affectionate, warm, kind well mannered girls who were all very healthy and clean.

When I was at school all the good looking girls were meanies. Why is this?

yes
coat the crisps in a thin layer of golden syrup before shacking the salt packet into the bag, golden syrup is stickier than crisp packet material so the salt will adhere to that instead

I don't think he was shilling it, he and the medical advisors were quiet clear that herd immunity would emerge almost whatever we do (unless we went into full on China lockdown, which we can't for economic/cultural/infrastructure reasons) because the disease is so infectious and is bound to infect huge numbers of people in European society. Their main priority was just spreading out the inevitably huge number of cases as much as possible to avoid exceeding NHS capacity.

Why do you care this much? Goes both ways you Tory faggot

Aw nice, you named her after her nan

you weren't a jacked 6'4 skating legend when you were at school

Getting attention 24/7 makes them hideous like that.

are u the real skins or some kind of spastic?

brit food seems mostly to be slop. i don't think they'd know the difference if they switched to bugs and mystery meat

Are Devon and Sussex rivals?
Are you well? Ciao lol

What I find very odd is how that ancient 90 something prince charles got the corona and recovered in just two weeks. Seems as though the vaccinated NWO illuminati rumours are correct.

>Tory faggot
I'm not a tory, I just hate fucking liberal snarks you dumb kike

>nah i'm only allowed in for an hour a day and that was earlier, she'll be coming home tommorrow
My well wishes and love to all!

Maybe it will just take some time of them trying to get him go full Jew and then they'll turn on him. DESU, I'm looking forward to the drama that is bound to come of this.

Bit low that la!

nah i named her after savloy
popular hot girls at school age like dog shit, the timid ones have a 50/50 chance of coming out hot and a decent personality

>When I was at school all the good looking girls were meanies. Why is this?
You just percived them as meanies because you didn't know them and felt entitled to them. The moment you got a gf you stopped being an incel and realised they were human beings

Nah just bant mate, I've got family in sussex.