/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3020

► Detected: 1,411,348 (+65,344) ► Died: 81,049 (+6,395) ► Day: 89 (-07:23:37)

— 4.3 billion people under lockdown —
— 213 countries and territories infected —
— 4.4x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 2,898 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Indonesia buries 639 with biohazard protection, official toll only 209
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Sky News reports virus might have escaped Chinese lab
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20% become critically ill with hypoxia or respiratory failure
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Courts say Spain underreports deaths, real toll 3 times higher
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Japan to declare state of emergency
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>INFO
Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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Neuroinvasive potential of new coronavirus
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There are now 8 major strains circling the globe
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29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
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Heart attack main cause of death, not respiratory issues
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>REMINDER
China "suspected" deaths outnumber "confirmed" 6 to 1
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China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
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Wuhan doesn't report new cases because they are not testing
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China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
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>LATEST
18:31: 283 new cases and 1 new death in the United Arab Emirates
18:26: 371 new cases and 20 new deaths in Brazil
18:23: 145 new cases and 2 new deaths in Pakistan
18:22: 564 new cases and 22 new deaths in India
18:16: 345 new cases and 36 new deaths in Ireland
18:15: 253 new cases and 22 new deaths in Poland

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>..and more!

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I've started having shortness of breath

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reports today that BoJo is not going on a vent

You pathetic bootlicking retards never fail to make me laugh with your “cvg” threads and your exaggerated statistics that don’t hold up to any scientific standards stay in fear lmao

中国撒谎, 人民死亡

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QUEBEC HAS DECLARED THE TOOTH FAIRY TO BE AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE

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>Get your teeth ready, kids: Legault adds Tooth Fairy to list of essential services in Quebec

>MONTREAL -- Worry not, kids: The Tooth Fairy has officially been deemed an essential service in Quebec.

>In his daily press briefing on Tuesday, Premier Francois Legault responded to a video from Raphaelle, a 7-year-old Quebec girl, asking whether or not the Tooth Fairy would still be making her rounds amid the COVID-19 pandemic.

>Legault reassured her that the Fairy’s duties – collecting fallen teeth from under children’s pillows, carefully leaving a few coins in their place – are, in fact, essential.

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>France 11k new cases
wtf?

For now, still early

>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 81. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital. The average age of death is higher than the average life expectancy.
>This is killing so many people!
No it isn't. Total mortality per country and globally is below average. If this was killing more than normal, we would see higher mortality.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

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Record deaths in New York, say something nice about their jewish masters!

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POLL ABOUT CORONA
come and vote user

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they had a backlog of cases
same thing in pic related

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do you run it?

Follow The White Rabbit

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that's fucking adorable

>reports
tweets using words like maybe and could be

GOOD LUCK CORONA-CHAN

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Who else prepped and ready, I got ready in January.

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>Sitting on a pile of asthma steroids in the bathroom cabinet
Feels good man

Never got rid of them after I shook my asthma now they might come in handy.

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sources familiar with someone close to the pm say...

Reminder: Danish and Dutch people are our bros forever.

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cope

Corona Chan got another one.

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Reminder to get ublock origin and add this to your filters to get rid of memeflags:

boards.Yas Forums.org##[id^=p]:has(.countryFlag)

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Don't click it's a virus.

>New York now has more cases than Italy
>Will have more than Spain tomorrow
How many days until they have more cases than the rest of the Earth combined?

I have also, but it’s extremely mild, as well as a fever, and cough. With that said I’m 22 and the CDC recommends against getting tested because young people have an incredibly low chance of being hospitalized. I wouldn’t worry user. It’s recommended you just stay inside and take care of yourself instead of venturing out and infecting others.

Doomers and nothingburgers both coping. That means Corona is a nasty virus that has done a lot of damage and is now on the way out, normalcy to return shortly.

>tfw US gonna hit 2k RIPs in one day
RIP

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Me too, I hope its just that I've spent too much time sitting in front of the computer this year.

Why? Canadians are based but also do weird vapid shit like this

I just realized that we have all of this chaos when only .02% of the global population is confirmed to have this. What the fuck will happen when 3.5 billion people get it...? Did the Spanish Flu die down in the summer? This virus doesn’t seem to give a shit about heat...

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What are they doing with the infected tigers? Bullet in the head? They hardly try to treat them.

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When do you think we'll reach one million deaths or one billion infected, fellas?

Is Spain finished updating today? 556 deaths isn't so bad

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>tfw the argie virgin is a jani and he can't hand out bans, only 15 min blocks
>tfw now i'm certain i'm getting under my little whore nerves

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Thanks.

Based, slowly Broward is becoming a safer county.

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All hail Corona chan, slayer of fags and bringer of hope in this clown world.

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Fauci together with some very SUSPICIOUS people

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Considering the value of even a single jewish life hasn't that scale already been tipped?

How long until 10k per day in the US?

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Kinda cute not gonna lie

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O O F

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Its 35 celsius in Saudi Arabia, and its spreading without problem. I don't think either heat or cold bother it

is it rude to jerk off off camera during Zoom meetings with hot women? I want to stroke my cock no pants on while doing meetings with them. Can they tell?

We wont

Is this in burger land, or in the UK?

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oooooh my little bitch, how does it feel, harlot, to be btfo so many times?

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YET ANOTHER THING AMERICA DID FIRST. Suck on second place bitches.

Breadcrumb from 2018 :)
Trusting the plan yet?

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Am I gonna die

>We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
kek, you're just trolling nothingburgers, aren't you?

And it hasn't even peaked yet. Surgeon general wasn't kidding when he said this week was going to be rough.

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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Exactly what you think is going to happen. It only gets worse from here.

holy based

The schizos are out in full force today.

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so now that the happening is over, what is next?

They've been using muh backlog as an excuse for 5 out of 6 of the last days

>instructions mah ass

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you think flatten the curve is a meme nigga?

HAIL

Niggers and fat people are dying. Ahahahhahaha.

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One million reported deaths in June. Real total deaths maybe at the end of this month.

Whole catalog full of /ptg/ boomer qtard schizos. So right back where Yas Forums was 6 months ago. Have fun

How we doing herdbros?

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That image perfectly describes me. What do I do?

Why do we keep old dementia patients and shit alive aka emperor of mankind life support machine? It's fucked up to keep people in nursing homes if they are barely hanging onto life and their brain is damaged

>Adding to defenses

Someone fucking end me. Boss scheduled me for ANOTHER FUCKING WEEK.

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lol, i can't even read your schizograph; it's too blurry

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Never because China lied about the millions dead

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 386,587 (12,275) Spain 140,511 (13,897) Italy 135,586 (17,127) France 109,069 (10,328) Germany 106,739 (1,942) China 81,740 (3,331) Iran 62,589 (3,872) United Kingdom 55,242 (6,159) Turkey 34,109 (725) Switzerland 22,253 (821) Belgium 22,194 (2,035) Netherlands 19,580 (2,101) Canada 17,825 (374) Austria 12,616 (243) Brazil 12,610 (586) Portugal 12,442 (345) South Korea 10,331 (192) Israel 9,006 (61) Sweden 7,693 (591) Russia 7,497 (58) Australia 5,919 (48) Norway 5,903 (89) Ireland 5,709 (210) India 5,311 (150) Chile 5,116 (43) Denmark 5,071 (203) Czech Republic 4,944 (88) Poland 4,848 (129) Romania 4,417 (197) Pakistan 4,009 (56) Malaysia 3,963 (63) Japan 3,906 (92) Philippines 3,764 (177) Ecuador 3,747 (191) Luxembourg 2,970 (44) Peru 2,954 (92) Saudi Arabia 2,795 (41) Indonesia 2,738 (221) Serbia 2,447 (61) Mexico 2,439 (125) United Arab Emirates 2,359 (12) Finland 2,308 (34) Thailand 2,258 (27) Panama 2,100 (55) Qatar 2,057 (6)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +19,583 (+1,404) Spain +3,836 (+556) Italy +3,039 (+604) France +11,059 (+1,417) Germany +3,364 (+132) Iran +2,089 (+133) United Kingdom +3,634 (+786) Turkey +3,892 (+76) Switzerland +596 (+56) Belgium +1,380 (+403) Netherlands +777 (+234) Canada +1,158 (+51) Austria +319 (+23) Brazil +427 (+22) Portugal +712 (+34) South Korea +47 (+6) Israel +102 (+4) Sweden +487 (+114) Russia +1,154 (+11) Australia +24 (+3) Norway +38 (+13) Ireland +345 (+36) India +533 (+14) Chile +301 (+6) Denmark +390 (+16) Czech Republic +122 (+10) Poland +435 (+22) Romania +360 (+21) Pakistan +243 (+3) Malaysia +170 (+1) Philippines +104 (+14) Luxembourg +127 (+3) Saudi Arabia +190 (+3) Indonesia +247 (+12) Serbia +247 (+3) Mexico +296 (+31) United Arab Emirates +283 (+1) Finland +132 (+7) Thailand +38 (+1) Qatar +225 (+2) Dominican Republic +128 (+12) Greece +77 (+2) South Africa +63 (+1) Argentina (+3) Algeria +45 (+20)…

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cope
even filtering you niggers still get triggered, canadian nurseLARP

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>Getting my woke info from a nigger stoner
Ok boomer