/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3018

► Detected: 1,397,431 (+51,427) ► Died: 80,945 (+6,291) ► Day: 89 (-08:23:52)

— 4.3 billion people under lockdown —
— 213 countries and territories infected —
— 4.4x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 2,898 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
youtu.be/SLV1B5Lzy48

>NEWS
Ecuador hands out 2,000 cardboard emergency coffins
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Indonesia buries 639 with biohazard protection, official toll only 209
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Courts say Spain underreports deaths, real toll 3 times higher
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Sky News reports virus might have escaped Chinese lab
youtu.be/CIHWaaJNktQ

>INFO
NIAID chief mentions risk of ADE during White House briefing
youtu.be/q4o7nryuJao?t=6793

"Recovered" men show half the normal levels of testosterone
archive.is/3G21P

5 year old in Britain dies of coronavirus
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17 year old in the US dies after being denied treatment
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>REMINDER
21 million fewer cellphone users in China
archive.is/U3pPA

Pandemic to last 18 months and include multiple waves
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US federal government pressures states to test less
archive.is/TfqG8

Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
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>LATEST
17:12: 1,417 new cases and 70 new deaths in Louisiana
17:03: 301 new cases and 6 new deaths in Chile
17:00: 3,892 new cases and 76 new deaths in Turkey
16:53: 45 new cases and 20 new deaths in Algeria
16:50: First case in Nagorno-Karabakh, a disputed territory which is controlled by the Republic of Artsakh
16:45: 129 new cases and 1 new death in the U

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takimag.com/article/speak-the-truth-shame-the-chinese/
cebm.net/covid-19/global-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/
strawpoll.me/19718157
youtube.com/watch?v=HDADonD2bAU&feature=share
vimeo.com/402537849
chemrxiv.org/articles/COVID-19_Disease_ORF8_and_Surface_Glycoprotein_Inhibit_Heme_Metabolism_by_Binding_to_Porphyrin/11938173
farid.jalali.one/covid19emailpdf.pdf
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr
coronaletters.com/
worldometers.info/coronavirus/
elmundo.es/cronica/2020/04/07/5e879365fc6c8390728b462c.html
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I love bat soup

Pls no nothingbirger bots.

Louisiana is retarded

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>Remember that COVID-19, like SARS, began because of specifically Chinese customs, practices, and fetishes.
>Remember that during and after the SARS outbreak, the Chinese knew that the wet markets were a danger, yet they were allowed to prosper.
>Remember that experts predicted that a bigger, badder SARS would eventually be born from the wet markets. COVID-19 is the most predictable calamity in modern history.
>And remember that a ban on Chinese wet markets would have prevented COVID-19. This was the most preventable calamity in modern history.
>The are lucky that most of us are civilized enough to not take violent revenge for what they’ve wrought. They should count their blessings that they can still walk among us unmolested. But they shouldn’t mistake our civility for forgiveness.
takimag.com/article/speak-the-truth-shame-the-chinese/

First

we hit 80k lads. How long till 100?

NYC must be carnage right now

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You pathetic bootlicking retards never fail to make me laugh with your “cvg” threads and your exaggerated statistics that don’t hold up to any scientific standards stay in fear lmao

Are we close to beating cancer chan's daily count?

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fucking mentally malnourished retards mad because the virus is literally nothing. the gov response is clearly something but you idiots are too stupid to talk about it. now that would be interesting..not your tired fabrications and exaggerations and just two weeks bullshit.

>m-muh ACE2

you don’t understand microbiology or virology you stupid faggot

>m-muh reinfection

see point above

>muh two weeks

it’s been nearly half a year with this shit in the wild

i hate you faggots so much. cvg posters are brain dead pedos from r9k you arnt even polacks.

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Barely anyone under 80 is even affected by the virus. nothing is happening. everything is under control. it'll be over in two weeks.

you weren't expecting society to collapse or anything were you user? that could get you put on a list you know

i've been noticing sewer workers all week together with dudes testing.

Seems like its spreading through the sewers

reminder that nobody countered this hilariously low death rate

> The "solution" to this flu is worse than the flu.
Oh the solution is waaay worse than meme-flu. Check this out.

> We could make a simple estimation of the IFR as 0.26%, based on halving the lowest boundary of the CFR prediction interval. However, the considerable uncertainty over how many people have the disease means an IFR of 0.26 is likely an overestimate. In Swine flu, the IFR ended up as 0.02%, fivefold less than the lowest estimate during the outbreak (the lowest estimate was 0.1% in the 1st ten weeks of the outbreak). In Iceland, where the most testing per capita has occurred, the IFR lies between. 0.01% and 0.19%.

> Taking account of historical experience, trends in the data, increased number of infections in the population at largest, and potential impact of misclassification of deaths gives a presumed estimate for the COVID-19 IFR between 0.1% and 0.26%.*

cebm.net/covid-19/global-covid-19-case-fatality-rates/

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oh my little whore, the joy i get, argie bitch

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in before memeflag schitzo spam!

kek reminder it’s been five threads and thousands of posts and that nobody posted any info countering the death rates in this post and how laughably low they are

>bbbut the report is old

ok so post new ones that are higher?

>bbut they are south korea

ok? post some that are higher from any state dumbass

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I'm making a Twitter account and spreading disinfo and corona virus hoax stuff all around twitter. We need to pump those numbers up.

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It's old news, spreads through feces and urine.

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Writefag please come back. I can't handle these ironic shit posting nothingburgers

fug

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I quit smoking 10 years ago but a few days ago smoked a cig when drunk. I'm so angry at myself... I know that if I get covid-19 I need my lungs to be 100% functioning... how much damage has this 1 cig created for my lungs and how many days do I need to restore my lung function?

Please say something to calm me down!

I'm under 40 but I haven't lived healthy in the last year... I will start exercising every day from now on and eat super healthy... I'm not fat but I don't exercise enough

I'm terrified that covid-19 will kill me

Please what can I do to survive? I didn't finish my life plan yet, it's an unfinished life

I don't want to die Yas Forums

why do you test if you can know who has it?

Of mild interest:
>coworker suddenly gets ill, seeks medical help, gets sent home without testing since he wasn't sick enough to warrant one
>he got worse, developed heavy breathing issues, relatives contacted emergency services after he stopped answering the phone
>police in hazmat show up at his door with breaching tools, he manage to get his ass out of bed in time to open up
>finally approved to get tested
>came out negative, its just pneumonia
>took two weeks to recover

I think this experience will finally get his fat ass to follow his diet plans.

strawpoll.me/19718157

come and vote guys

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it's a bioweapon, kys wu mao

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A short song:

Chinkyflu..chinkyflu
It's slightly more dangerous
than the regular flu

counter these dumb numbers dumb fucking kike

>three months

>over 100 countries

>millions of cases

>death rate under .4% for anyone under 50

>death doesn’t even get close to scary until you are 70

>fucking cvg faggots like this say find another report

>all reports say this

>there are no reports that put the death rate higher

this kills the cvg retard cope

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Did they have gas masks on?

>80k dead half the day in
Looks like we're back on track!

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I officially declare this "happening" a nothingburger.

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Except it isn't, the hospitals are empty, testing sites are empty. I live here

>youtube.com/watch?v=HDADonD2bAU&feature=share

early spray against chinsects and 50IQ sandniggers
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习近平的阴茎很小。每天晚上,在上床睡觉之前,他都会吞下几加仑的非裔美国人的阴茎汁。它充满了他的胃,使他忘记了自己难以置信的小阴茎。还有,他妈的中国,台湾第一。

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when is lock down going to be over baguette-bros?

There better be a massive second wave or I'm never trusting you guys again

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+11,059 new cases in france

Riddle me this. How do you force people to stay inside all day when its starts to be 35 celsius?

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6291 deaths (record) and 8 hours to go. Get comfy.

fucking kek death rate for south korea barley .1 percent for people under 50 all cvg fags on suicide watch

threadly reminder that death rate is between .2% and .4% for anyone under 60 and if your under 30 it’s basically .1% or less. once you factor in unreported recovered cases death rate plummets to .05% .

reminder that everyone in cvg are loser queer’s and faggot doom shills. they are hopeless r9k losers and not polacks. they have miserable live with no meaning so they hope that the virus will destroy everyone else’s life. they also feel special for posting on Yas Forums (any monkey can do that) and think they are “hip and ahead of the curve”.

in reality they are a bunch of brainless useless because nobody loves them.
also reminder that the cvg narrative now matches the msm narrative. so no need to really go on cvg just watch msm faggots.

cvg is cancer death rate is .2% kys.

these threads should be on bant your all a fucking little autistic social ccult at this point screeching at each other. OP had tons of garbage tabloid info just to catch people’s attention. mommy’s so proud that he runs cvg though i’m sure. op just screaming for mommy’s attention.

>look mom i accomplished something i fun cvg on Yas Forums arnt you proud

>waah he’s ruining our cringe larp please make him stop even tho the virus only kills if you were in world war 2 wahh

reminder not a single person in this thread will present any info to counter the abysmal low death rate

also reminder that the argie op is some cringe faggot who s entire life and day revolves around posting these fucking threads and updating the Op with more hyperbole and unsubstantiated tabloid cringe. imagine for a second that it’s your entire life. that’s op kek

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i officially declare you as a shill

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Actually suprising how many people have to go to the hospital. Esp ICU cases are pretty much toast once hospitals are full

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>+1400 deaths in France
Jesus fuck. I’m guessing half are from nursing homes but goddamn.
>we might break 7000 deaths today

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see the video first then r e a d

vimeo.com/402537849


chemrxiv.org/articles/COVID-19_Disease_ORF8_and_Surface_Glycoprotein_Inhibit_Heme_Metabolism_by_Binding_to_Porphyrin/11938173


farid.jalali.one/covid19emailpdf.pdf

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literally distribute ventilators for home.

Stay inside and you'll be fine

thanks ccp very cool

I doubt they're backlogs again. They already added backlogs 3 times.

Year 4025 when the monkey people currently living on remote pacific islands have colonized the ruins of our world and mastered space travel to find a cure

3-4 days

kek sorry lads i just can’t get over this tiny death rate. it’s so fucking small and unlikely that anyone dies from this under the age of 50.

i truly can’t get over it . it’s hilarious.
especially with all the garbage in OP i mean it seems really bad then you take a look at the actual stats and you realize how fucking weak the virus is and how unlikely it is to die holy shit

i just keep laughing to myself alone in my bedroom i really can’t stop
and all you cvg faggots keep posting about how scary it is

hahahahaahahahahahahahahahah
fucking under .1 percent for people 30 and younger and under .2 percent for people fifty and younger ..but still these threads hjahahaha

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>insider poster from Italy posted new numbers from like 10 regions NOT including Lombardy before
>like 1000 in total
>Lombardy governor says the new cases ONLY IN LOMBARDY are like 800
>still no data from Piedmont and Emilia Romagna, two of the most infected regions
>daily press conference for the whole country (who was also late as fuck) says new positive cases are like 850
Is Borrelli retarded? Why is he saying fake numbers? Also reminder that Italy only counts hospital deaths.

>Russians want to create as much chaos as possible
>Chinese want to improve people's image about China
>Magapedes want to shill HCQ because their husbando has invested in one of the main producers and generally will glorify Trump no matter what he does
>Schizos want attention to fuel their persecution complex
All of those can be nothingburgers, hard to distinguish them based on just one post.

whats his endgame?

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You don't have to stay inside, just on your own property and away from people. Your backyard is your friend.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 386,104 (12,242) Spain 140,511 (13,897) Italy 135,586 (17,127) Germany 105,604 (1,905) France 98,010 (10,328) China 81,740 (3,331) Iran 62,589 (3,872) United Kingdom 55,242 (6,159) Turkey 34,109 (725) Switzerland 22,253 (821) Belgium 22,194 (2,035) Netherlands 19,580 (2,101) Canada 17,553 (345) Austria 12,613 (243) Portugal 12,442 (345) Brazil 12,377 (582) South Korea 10,331 (192) Israel 9,006 (61) Sweden 7,693 (591) Russia 7,497 (58) Australia 5,919 (48) Norway 5,869 (89) Ireland 5,709 (210) India 5,311 (150) Chile 5,116 (43) Denmark 5,071 (203) Czech Republic 4,944 (88) Poland 4,848 (129) Romania 4,417 (197) Pakistan 4,009 (56) Malaysia 3,963 (63) Japan 3,906 (92) Philippines 3,764 (177) Ecuador 3,747 (191) Luxembourg 2,970 (44) Saudi Arabia 2,795 (41) Indonesia 2,738 (221) Peru 2,561 (92) Serbia 2,447 (61) Mexico 2,439 (125) Finland 2,308 (34) Thailand 2,258 (27) Panama 2,100 (55) United Arab Emirates 2,076 (11) Qatar 2,057 (6)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +19,100 (+1,371) Spain +3,836 (+556) Italy +3,039 (+604) Germany +2,229 (+95) France (+1,417) Iran +2,089 (+133) United Kingdom +3,634 (+786) Turkey +3,892 (+76) Switzerland +596 (+56) Belgium +1,380 (+403) Netherlands +777 (+234) Canada +886 (+22) Austria +316 (+23) Portugal +712 (+34) Brazil +194 (+18) South Korea +47 (+6) Israel +102 (+4) Sweden +487 (+114) Russia +1,154 (+11) Australia +24 (+3) Norway +4 (+13) Ireland +345 (+36) India +533 (+14) Chile +301 (+6) Denmark +390 (+16) Czech Republic +122 (+10) Poland +435 (+22) Romania +360 (+21) Pakistan +243 (+3) Malaysia +170 (+1) Philippines +104 (+14) Luxembourg +127 (+3) Saudi Arabia +190 (+3) Indonesia +247 (+12) Serbia +247 (+3) Mexico +296 (+31) Finland +132 (+7) Thailand +38 (+1) Qatar +225 (+2) Dominican Republic +128 (+12) Greece +77 (+2) South Africa +63 (+1) Argentina (+3) Algeria +45 (+20) Ukraine +143 (+7)…

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oh fuck me, is this real? source?

>80,945
LOL. Only 80,945. How many days it has been at 80,945. 4 days? 5 days?

Yeah today will be deadly, US broke even with yesterday 2 hours ago. Probably 2k deaths today.
Week is going to be rough

yawn
this has already been debunked a million times

wat. Frogbros explain

post pic of your eyes with today's date inside an ER in new york

I stay inside I don't go anywhere... please I don't want to die, please God. I am actually really terrified.

Open up the safe Corona got a lot to say

Lets Spread the ching chong hate here
shit isnt even moderated

coronaletters.com/

>1408765 infected
>80945 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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>6320 new deaths today already
It's not slowing down, is it?

Nobody gives a shit
in fact kindly fuck off now

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Here's a haiku

The chinese are shit
Just can't stop eating bat soup
Mao lost to sparrows

It's been fun watching cvg crash and burn, but seriously we can't let them get the genetic codes.

Adorava rebentar-te e alargar-te a peida à bruta com o meu caralho grande, grosso e preto até pedires por mais.

la merde

Well they reap what they sow, Parisians kept gathering day after Marcon plead for the country to stay inside.

If the virus is killing people by fucking with the red blood cells ability to transport oxygen to the brain, how the fuck will ventilators in the ICU's help lmao?

The cure must be AIDS medication + oxygen + vitamin C

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They have to test if someone needs or might need to be hospitalized, you know, because they need to make sure they are giving them the right course of treatment. So our numbers are going to remain artificially low if they aren't testing symptomatic people who stay home and recover on their own, but the problem is that doesn't give them a definite answer and a mandate to stay the fuck at home and not infect other people.

watching nothingburger retards evolve has been hilarious
>It won't get out of China
>it will peak any day now (said in February)
>well it won't collapse the economy or cause lockdowns
>well it will stop spreading as soon as the weather warms up
>well it won't kill more people than the flu
>well at least it won't kill MOST people

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>France: population 67 million
>cost of AC: ~100 euros
>67 million x 100

>6700000000 euros

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

being a faggot that takes nigger dicks in his flabby yellow ass each night?

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you realize that the flu has a 0.1% deathrate over the whole population right?

Now riddle me this, how many people have backyards or a house, especially in cities and metropolitan areas

my little whore
Oh dear... Yes... Of course... Smell that? *BOOF* ssnniifff...oh yes my Jannie....sssnnniiiffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...a shitpost I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...Blackpilled indeed.....yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite a pungent shitpost yes very much so .....sssnnniiffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....stale memes.....and could that be?..hmmmm....yes...Our greatest ally.....quite dank my Jannie....sniff...but of course...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my Jannie....another if you please....nice a big shitpost now....*BOOOOOFFFF* Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and low effort my Jannie....hmmmmm...is that a new thread on your report que?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little look before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a quite a job you're doing my Jannie....ah yes....let me guess...for free as well?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssnniiffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....flavor blasted goldfish and mountain dew I take it my Jannie? For those long hours?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....*BOOOOOOOF* Oh I was not expecting that…that little ban my Jannie….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssnnniiifffff…and yet…so long…yes…the ban….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my janny…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssnnniiiff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my Jannie…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….fuck mods and niggers my Jannie….ssnniifffffff….yes….?

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it is and it isn't.

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>reminder argie fag is a massive faggot who only puts unnecessary and unhelpful tabloid gossip headlines and statistical outliers in his OP

>reminder argie faggot is bad for discussion and trash at running OP

>reminder that argie faggots entire life is running this general and he has nothing else

>reminder that death rate is literally zero if you are under 50

>reminder that the general is destroying any productive discussion on this board for corona

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lol. I'm gonna try to do a limerick too, but will take a while.

Oh fuck, USA is just 2 days from overcoming Spain in the number of deaths! 5 days from overcoming Italy!

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They still hid the Puerto Rico numbers.

hydroxychloroquine works for it, since malaria meds function on same principale of killing parasites eating away the red blood cells

You forgot
>IT'S A HOAX
>HCQ WILL CURE IT... ANY DAY NOW (deaths have tripled since then)

FRANCE +11.059
A C C E L E R A T E

What is china up to?

You'll be good. If you stay inside and live by yourself there's absolutely no way you can catch it. Also 1 cigarette wont deatroy your lungs. I'm a heavy smoker and had weird as illness for 2 weeks and I'm still alive although that might be cause I'm young

Look at him go

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>Nobody gives a shit in fact kindly fuck off now

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>France (+1417)

France is counting every dead geezer in retirement homes which is retarded. Hospital deaths is +600

Bros... I miss the times when he used to say "this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic". Where did those times go?

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correct, so why do you cricize louisiana?

Holy shit, will the mods do anything about these faggots spamming in every thread?

BREAKING

>1400 new deaths in France

>1400 new deaths in France

>1400 new deaths in France

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Please someone calm me down I'm afraid my body is not healthy enough to survive this. I never had any serious illness etc. but I am terrified I will die from this. I can't stand it... Help me, give me advice, what can I do? Vitamin D, exercise? Help me.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+2.73%) Germany (+1.31%) France (+1.75%) United Kingdom (+1.93%) Italy (+0.74%) Switzerland (-0.13%) Spain (+1.88%) Austria (+7.25%) Poland (+2.75%) Netherlands (+1.93%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (+0.71%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (+4.94%) Japan (+3.84%) Hong Kong (+2.11%) China (-0.11%) Australia (-2.06%) Singapore (+3.66%) India (+9.00%) South Korea (+1.77%) Taiwan (+1.25%) South Africa (+2.43%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (+50%) Tokyo (-100%) Beijing (-100%) Wuhan (-100%) New Delhi (-93%) Dubai (-100%) Moscow (-85%) Rome (-74%) Milan (-88%) Berlin (-43%) Munich (-67%) Brussels (-76%) Paris (-90%) Madrid (-68%) Barcelona (-76%) London (-75%) Johannesburg (-54%) Sao Paulo (-100%) Buenos Aires (-100%) New York (-87%) Washington (-82%) Miami (-57%) Toronto (-100%) Chicago (-100%) Houston (-70%) Mexico City (-72%) Los Angeles (-85%) Seattle (-100%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) United States (311m) Pakistan (211m) Russia (144m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (71m) Thailand (69m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Iraq (38m) Poland (37m) Nigeria (36m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m)…

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Putain, les cousins tombent comme des mouches...

>Ecuador: 191
Think I must have seen every single one in those vids, probably some doubles

That number is doubling every 3 days.

At that rate over a million will be dead by the end of the month.

Most people in first world countries have a house. I couldn't give two shits about city people.

Woah

yeah it is still hilariously low kek

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21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
>21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
>21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
>21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
>21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
>21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
>21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
>21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
>21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA
>21 MILLION "DEAD PHONES" IN CHINA

>elmundo.es/cronica/2020/04/07/5e879365fc6c8390728b462c.html

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Please nuke China, Iran.

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What's with all the argiebro hate? Is it because he's been a reliable baker these past 3000 threads?

kys mad max larper
spent 2 months baking this faggotry for it to be treatable with fucking vit c and rheumatism drugs lmfao

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>all those turks

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>reminder argie fag is a massive faggot who only puts unnecessary and unhelpful tabloid gossip headlines and statistical outliers in his OP

>reminder argie faggot is bad for discussion and trash at running OP

>reminder that argie faggots entire life is running this general and he has nothing else

>reminder that death rate is literally zero if you are under 50

>reminder that the general is destroying any productive discussion on this board for corona

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you're not Gary

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Yeah, not so good for you I guess.

I'm afraid we'll all gonna die from this. I seriously mean it. I'm terrified. Something is wrong. We are all gonna die. Please tell me it ain't so. I beg you please God don't let your children die for nothing.

Most first world countries are concentrated in cities, and cities are 95% buildings. This isn't rural like Mongolia

Can we tone down the level of Trump hate in these generals?

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Are more people dying in nursing homes today than in april 2019?

that infograph is so schizophrenic i can't even follow it

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>Almost 1 in the afternoon
>1,371 deaths
>19k cases
Holy fuck

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