/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3015

i'm a bit of a coombrain myself.

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BURN DOWN THE MODERN WORLD
BURN IT ALL DOWN TIL NOTHING REMAINS

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Mental illness.

Insider pastabro here.

LOMBARDY UPDATE

791 NEW CASES

282 NEW DEATHS

I imagine we'll break 6k++ deaths today easy....

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UK +800 deaths
Belgium +400 deaths
Toothpaste Country +250 deaths
Sweden +100 deaths

Can Sweden beat them all?

Hallo, jeg kommer fra basertavdelingen

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Wouldn't be surprised if he lurks on /cvg/

>pic related
based and hoganpilled

twitter.com/HulkHogan/status/1247143132715724801?s=20

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i know this faggot is asleep and he turned his bot on but i'll keep posting anyways
my sides

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Bi huge massive numbers, 1.4mil and it aint even evening yet

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kek

spoiler for you, everyone is mentally ill on this site, even you.

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Wow it's nothing

im starting to think this virus will be deadlier by august this year
screenshot this

BASED

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i'm looking forward to the rifles out/roaming the wasteland phase. need to hit like 20 mill for that though.

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Just ask normally next time, OK sweetie?

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IT'S OGRE

Yes

Numbers are tanking right? They're going downward now

based.

> . . 200 city residents are now dying at home each day, compared to 20 to 25 such deaths before the pandemic . . . .

>The FDNY says it responded to 2,192 cases of deaths at home between March 20th and April 5th, or about 130 a day, an almost 400 percent increase from the same time period last year. (In 2019, there were just 453 cardiac arrest calls where a patient died, according to the FDNY.)

gothamist.com/news/surge-number-new-yorkers-dying-home-officials-suspect-undercount-covid-19-related-deaths

posted in the old thread

Fuck the WHO
Fuck MSM
Fuck chinks

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Death to Danish coomer poster

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imagine if we get 8k tomorrow

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we got too cocky happeningbros

INSIDER PASTABRO AGAIN I'M NOT WAITING FOR GRAPH GUY

Leaked numbers for today as usual.

ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION REGISTERS:

>3.039 NEW CASES

AND

>604 NEW DEATHS

RAISING TOTAL TO:

135.586 CASES

17.127 DEATHS

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Looks like the lockdown has worked then. Might be less than 500 deaths total today.

Oh no. Not again Satan.

why so mad herderino

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Only in the non-retarded smart countries

Orange fool related states not included.

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I’d sure love to rub some cowdung all over those tiddies

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 377,499 (11,781) Spain 140,511 (13,897) Italy 132,547 (16,523) Germany 104,592 (1,854) France 98,010 (8,911) China 81,740 (3,331) Iran 62,589 (3,872) United Kingdom 55,242 (6,159) Turkey 30,217 (649) Switzerland 22,242 (811) Belgium 22,194 (2,035) Netherlands 19,580 (2,101) Canada 17,046 (345) Austria 12,592 (243) Portugal 12,442 (345) Brazil 12,345 (581) South Korea 10,331 (192) Israel 9,006 (60) Sweden 7,693 (591) Russia 7,497 (58) Australia 5,919 (48) Norway 5,866 (88) Ireland 5,364 (174) India 5,172 (137) Chile 5,116 (43) Denmark 5,071 (203) Czech Republic 4,944 (87) Poland 4,532 (111) Romania 4,417 (197) Pakistan 4,005 (55) Malaysia 3,963 (63) Japan 3,906 (92) Philippines 3,764 (177) Ecuador 3,747 (191) Luxembourg 2,970 (44) Saudi Arabia 2,795 (41) Indonesia 2,738 (221) Peru 2,561 (92) Serbia 2,447 (61) Mexico 2,439 (125) Finland 2,308 (34) Thailand 2,258 (27) Panama 2,100 (55) United Arab Emirates 2,076 (11) Dominican Republic 1,956 (98)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +10,495 (+910) Spain +3,836 (+556) Germany +1,217 (+44) Iran +2,089 (+133) United Kingdom +3,634 (+786) Switzerland +585 (+46) Belgium +1,380 (+403) Netherlands +777 (+234) Canada +379 (+22) Austria +295 (+23) Portugal +712 (+34) Brazil +162 (+17) South Korea +47 (+6) Israel +102 (+3) Sweden +487 (+114) Russia +1,154 (+11) Australia +24 (+3) Norway +1 (+12) India +394 (+1) Chile +301 (+6) Denmark +390 (+16) Czech Republic +122 (+9) Poland +119 (+4) Romania +360 (+21) Pakistan +239 (+2) Malaysia +170 (+1) Philippines +104 (+14) Luxembourg +127 (+3) Saudi Arabia +190 (+3) Indonesia +247 (+12) Serbia +247 (+3) Mexico +296 (+31) Finland +132 (+7) Thailand +38 (+1) Dominican Republic +128 (+12) Greece +77 (+2) South Africa +63 (+1) Argentina (+2) Ukraine +143 (+7) Croatia +60 (+2) Estonia +41 (+2) Morocco +21 (+3) Iraq +91 (+1) Slovenia +38 (+6) Moldova +91 (+3)…

MORE: npastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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I'm sure 10x the normal at-home deaths is completely a normal statistical anomaly, and merely the result of the common flu.

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Reminder

January 21

United States confirms its first case in Washington state, a man who traveled to the Wuhan area.

December 31

Chinese authorities alert WHO about a string of pneumonia-like cases in Wuhan.

>tfw 7000mg vit c user was right
>tfw RV Wim Hof breathing user was right
>tfw the CHAD Panoramix White Druid was right
>tfw /cvg/ got utterly and completly B T F O

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Michael Burry sums it up well. Wise man

part 1

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> first wave is ending bros

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Still pretty bad desu. By the end of this wave it will be between 50-100k Italians who have died (actual dead rather than just counted)

Here they are.

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wow another decrease looks like locking down works

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full numbers not in yet

kys mad max larper
spent 2 months baking this faggotry for it to be treatable with fucking vit c and rheumatism drugs lmfao

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part 2

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>DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
>archive.is/nzbS8
Why would you use 3-week old information?

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He is right

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In some places yes, we only needed to lock down the world to start seeing cases in certain places start to decrease. What a victory. I won't to see how long countries can keep this up for. If they reopen to early the cases and deaths will just spike again.

Happing con fucking firmed

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this

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Shows over, go home everybody

Hope they lift the lockdown for the nothing burgers for another wave.

Is he right? Isn't the W.H.O. supposed to be trustworthy?

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virgin kosher nigger

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Italy's death % is so high. It has to be that they just don't test any but the truly fukt?

HH

>Michael Burry
Isn't that the guy who shorted the housing market before the 2008 crash? What's he up to now? I've heard that he invested in water and farmland

Nembro is literally the worst hit town in the world

it's really not. italy is still not testing, and they are not able to count all their dead. the first wave will continue to wreck everywhere for months still.

Because your a cunt, all you do is get us to the bump limit faster by posting shite pictures of roasties.

Tumblr most be a ghost town right now

Soon...... we all will be vacc, doxx, tagged and only then we can resume to live as usual... we will beg to vaccinated etc etc etc... corona is part of the grand plan... dont believe ?
> — 3,087 strains have been sequenced —
you need how much vaccine...again ? 3087!
but...with "the solution", even AIDS will be cured, with the price of your freedom.
keep alive and you will see

Maybe the WHO is China centric because they have to constantly be on the look out for deadly pandemics popping up in China every year because the chinks can’t stop eating bat soup

because it was a historic event caused by coronachan you dumb faggot, now we are in the long bleed out dead cat bounce phase

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This. I was enthralled that a prominent politician looked like he was going to succumb to this faggot tier slowburn virus. Only to find out he’s stable. Nothing ever fucking happens.

imagine my shock

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Oh shit

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He's right. Fuck China.

>Wumonia
>Chink coof
>Chinese Pneumonic Plague
>Chinkin pox
>Shanghai sholin sneeze
>The Commie Cold
>Holocough
>Mandate of Sniffles
>Xi Sniffles
>Fug Yu Lung
>Kung Flu
>Wuchoo
>Spring-fected roll
>Asian Contagion
>Wubonic Plague
>Flu Yung Hai
>Great Cough Forward
>The Yellow Death
>Toflu
>Ping Pong Pandemic
>Year of the Bat
>the Wungaloo
>The yellow flu ching-demic
>Breaking Bat
>Shanghai Shivers
>Asian Ailment
>Slant-eye Sickness
>Fu Manchu Fever
>Coolie Cough
>Oriental Onset
>Beijing Bug
>Rice Rabies
>Gook Germ
>Mandarin Malady
>Lo Mein Pain
>Dim Sum Diarrhea
>Guangdong Gout
>Confucian Cancer
>Szechuan Sore Throat
>Chop Fluey
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Sicken fried rice
>Ow chi lung
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Flu Manchu
>rangoon doom
>egg roll toll
>teriyaki terror
>wonton west nile
>bamboo shoot poops
>rice noodle rickets
>finger trap clap
>pu pu pandemic
>dog meat diphtheria
>gutter oil boils
>Genghis cough
>Hong Kong Fluey
>Chu-Monia

Based

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So Italy is saved while the US is fucked, is that right?

Racist schizo fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=f7sqKRe6NLA

Lets go kill all obese women.

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No. The WHO is the WHOre of the CCP because of years and years of lobbying from the CCP to keep them lying.

I love this pasta

You should instantly /herd/, that will solve the problem now that the curve is going the other way.

Yes that's him. I don't know what he does these. He doesn't speak much so when he does when should listen.

Italy will have to suffer the final days of the first wave and second wave.

I still wonder though is it even possible to not have a second wave. obviously the quarantine is preventing the spread and we slowed it all down, but once the restrictions are lifted, we may face an even worse outbreak since it will be mostly community spread in random places. those superspreaders will rekt older people

Yeah you never take china's word on anything but this one time it means the world!

Always the victims, it's never your fault

>have your own case in January
>don't do any research
>don't take any precautions
>don't take any meaningful steps until March

WHO SCREWED US CHINA'S FAULT

>being this gay

Look here mate, it's not like you're saying anything worth reading here. Nothing personel

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imagine believing in god and saying shit in his name

Fuck off slit-eyed gook.

It's not going to be for a couple of years till we get a clear view of deaths

Japan
Emergency declaration
It was officially enforced at midnight.

And the stupid Japanese Prime Minister
Develop stupid economic measures.
As usual, he is stupid.

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I FUCKING HATE THIS COUNTRY
FUCK GERMANY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why are we shutting down the world economy for the sniffles? Barely 50k people have died and only a few thousand in China and they have eased up their restrictions.

Found the gook

Positive cases in CA are 11% of the total tested.
>NY is 30%+
>NJ is 50% ish
Wtf?

covidtracking.com/data

Fuck off Danskjävel

So the lockdown worked...
What happens now though with no vaccine?

user Jesus died for your sins. It's only him that can save you from them and offer you eternal salvation.

As long as you're lock downed you're partially saved yea now it's how you open up and go from there
also calling Italy saved at
>600 deaths today
bit sinister

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Yes keep spreading it. I'm betting on it to reach 1 Million in the US by the end of April.

We're going to try /herd/ unironically. Lockdown will end in May but everyone has to wear a mask (and gloves too I think)

UK +786
Belgium +403
New York +731

Nothingburgerfags explain this, you said we already have a plato

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>>>/reddit/

It's ok. Everyone hates it

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dude, last week we reached almost 1000 deaths a day
now it keeps going down

Shanghai Shivers
Sino Sneeze
Beijing Bug
Beijing Bung Lung
Tiananmen Toxicant
Wuhan Whatchamacallit
Wuhan Wheeze
Wuhan Weapon
Wuhanic Plague
Whumonia
Seoul Damage Control
Tokyo Airborne Torpedo
Rangoon Doom
Lo Mein Pain
Cantonese Killer
Jingpei Jitters
Dim-Sum Diarrhea
Xinping Cough
Guangdong Gout
Confucian Cancer
Szechuan Sore Throat
Coolie Cooties
Terminal Taoism
Mandarin Malady
Hong Kong Cholera
Hong Kong Fluey
Asian Microinvasion
Asian Ailment
(CCP) Chinese Cough Pandemic
Chinaids
Red Plague
Bamboo Burden
Egg Roll Toll
Teriyaki Terror
Wu-Flu
Winnie the Flu
Kung-Flu
Wu-Ping Cough
Yellow Fever
Genghis Cough
Fu Manchu Fever
Xi Jinplague
Brack Prague
Chinese Virus
Chinese-Origin Viral Infectious Disease
Communist Offensive Viral Infectious Disease
Lung Pao Sicken
Sweet n' Sour Sicken
Rice Rabies
Finger Trap Clap
Chinky Fever
Oriental Onset
Zipperheads' Biological Warhead
Ching-Chong Chang Flu
Gook Germ
Gook Puke
Gooking Cough
Chinkpox
Chinaman Infliction
Bat Eating Nigger Gook Flu
Batbola
Slant-Eyes' Demise
Slant-Eye Sickness
Wet Market Surprise
Communist Lung Herpes
China's One-Corpse Policy

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Why are you delaying our anime?

Why did you delay Oregairu season 3?

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what happened?

i dont want his salvation lol

desu christianism heaven is just another kind of hell for me

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Its not China fault, china was framed and not even by USA.
see my words

>spend whole life praying for a HAPPENING
>it finally arrives
>cant wait for it to end

anyone else feel this?

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We must be careful and take S. Korea example, they were the only ones to fully contain their first outbreak

>youtube.com/watch?v=SZ_rw4RaZEg
BORIS HAS ARRIVED, CALL THE MiGs

Everything is opening up slowly in the coming weeks. Let's see how people cope with rice aids thinking it's all ogre

This

>Plato
Russian education

did boris jonson got off icu?

are you accepting more gaijin already?

Some pastabro said that he got insider information that one of the small areas in Lombardy, Val Seriana, has a total of 4500 deaths compared to 500 deaths reported officially. This was given by an interviewer insinuated to Italy's president.
Can any other pastabro confirm this?

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>dont do any research
you have no clue how basic science is done
you are trying to offset WHO, CIPD, but you fail because WHO is clearly owned by the CCP

Based. Saved for future reference.

Do you ever sleep OP?

changing your flag won’t fool anyone brazil faggot

It's China's fault. China is not to be trusted everyone knows this.

The US knows this but didn't do anything.
So it's their own fault.

I suggest not adding any information from China. As much as a nothingburger as this is, fuck China. Look at South Korea Germany India etc once you include these in your argument happeningfags instantly resort to moving goalposts rather than saying hurr durr you believe in Chinese numbers.

it is already over basically

>1 Million unconfirmed
easy. we're already past it.

>1 Million conformed
lol like the US has enough working tests for that

nobody really wants the happening to happen
it's all fun and games until you feel like shit is about to hit the fan

...

>the chink is the "it's a flu bro, it's a nothing burger" spammer
I wouldn't be surprised that CCP sent it's agents to keep the information and panic low.

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lmao that was always my favorite corona chan

Lets see sage and wisdom words...or is it wasted ?

Yes he is stable. Unironically a nothingburger if it can’t take down a trump knockoff

>muh who owns who
Again if you know China is not to be trusted. Why didn't you conduct your own research. America has had cases since January and did nothing.

Always the victims it's never your fault.