/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3014

Op argentocianigger lol

Ay ay ay no mi charro sombrero

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DIE BOJO

>capture 95

What are the other 94, Rabbi?

if duübs, yes

hope he pushes harder on those niggers

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Chimpouts and boogaloo in 3 ... 2...

guys things are getting spooky what's going on

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Isn't there still another update today?? If so NY could get 1000 deaths on its own

Boris is too strong. Do you know he plays tennis with David to a really high standard.

Alright bros, I'm going to be making some once in a lifetime plays in the markets next week. Right now the cbanks are pumping the dead cat for all its worth as the dow has rebounded nearly 30% last few weeks.

Here are some trades eyeing

>Shorting the fuck out of the Swedish stock market
I legit see a few hundred deaths there, total lockdown and the feral shitskins chimping out and taking over

>Shorting the Canadian dollar (aka the Loonie)
Trudeau is printing money like no tomorrow and Canada was one of the last countries to lock down after crying muh coronaracism. Also Trump hates Trudeau and will steal any PPE heading there. Canada will be one of the top death/capita countries just like it was in 2003 during SARS. The housing crash will obliterate the Canadian economy. ALSO FUN FACT: during the great depression, Canada had the highest unemployment at 40%.

>Shorting US and European equities
This is obvious.

Yields/bonds I'm not touching because cbanks are going to do some insane illogical moves.

Instruments used will be equities, futures and future options (long term 12-24 months). I will be monitoring my Greeks and adjusting accordingly.

Any other trade ideas boys?

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why is deths percentage over 10% in the UK while in Germany it's like 1% ?

>when you fuck up you will have fucked up
alright mate, we wont.

What's going on that's spooky?

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New cases are dropping hugely

Funta

>it's real
Lmao

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Germans really like to cover things up

Trump is coping hard. I think we're going to see some serious Trump cope in the next few days.

Soon

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UK official update

+3,634 cases
+786 deaths

some reason deaths are lower than reported earlier
new cases have been pretty steady for a week now

kys mad max larper
spent 2 months baking this faggotry for it to be treatable with fucking vit c and rheumatism drugs lmfao

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that's a really good question if we decide to stop contributing.
i mean, what value did we actually get from contributing to them when we actually needed them?
they gave us shitty advice and praised china the whole time.
fuck the who.
we should cease all funding immediately.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 370,397 (11,042) Spain 140,510 (13,798) Italy 132,547 (16,523) Germany 104,592 (1,842) France 98,010 (8,911) China 81,740 (3,331) Iran 62,589 (3,872) United Kingdom 51,608 (5,373) Turkey 30,217 (649) Switzerland 22,242 (811) Belgium 22,194 (2,035) Netherlands 19,580 (2,101) Canada 16,667 (323) Austria 12,592 (243) Portugal 12,442 (345) Brazil 12,341 (581) South Korea 10,331 (192) Israel 9,006 (60) Sweden 7,693 (591) Russia 7,497 (58) Australia 5,908 (48) Norway 5,866 (88) Ireland 5,364 (174) Chile 5,116 (43) Denmark 4,978 (203) India 4,911 (137) Czech Republic 4,828 (80) Poland 4,532 (111) Romania 4,417 (197) Pakistan 4,005 (55) Malaysia 3,963 (63) Japan 3,906 (92) Philippines 3,764 (177) Ecuador 3,747 (191) Luxembourg 2,843 (41) Saudi Arabia 2,795 (41) Indonesia 2,738 (221) Peru 2,561 (92) Serbia 2,447 (61) Mexico 2,439 (125) Finland 2,308 (34) Thailand 2,258 (27) Panama 2,100 (55) United Arab Emirates 2,076 (11) Dominican Republic 1,956 (98)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +3,393 (+171) Spain +3,835 (+457) Germany +1,217 (+32) Iran +2,089 (+133) Switzerland +585 (+46) Belgium +1,380 (+403) Netherlands +777 (+234) Austria +295 (+23) Portugal +712 (+34) Brazil +158 (+17) South Korea +47 (+6) Israel +102 (+3) Sweden +487 (+114) Russia +1,154 (+11) Australia +13 (+3) Norway +1 (+12) Chile +301 (+6) Denmark +297 (+16) India +133 (+1) Czech Republic +6 (+2) Poland +119 (+4) Romania +360 (+21) Pakistan +239 (+2) Malaysia +170 (+1) Philippines +104 (+14) Saudi Arabia +190 (+3) Indonesia +247 (+12) Serbia +247 (+3) Mexico +296 (+31) Finland +132 (+7) Thailand +38 (+1) Dominican Republic +128 (+12) Greece (+2) South Africa +63 (+1) Argentina (+2) Ukraine +143 (+7) Croatia +60 (+2) Estonia +41 (+2) Morocco +21 (+3) Slovenia +38 (+6) Moldova +91 (+3) Hungary +73 (+9) Bosnia & Herzegovina +80 (+4) Azerbaijan +76 (+1) Macedonia +29 (+3)…

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The UK is only testing those who need hospitalisation and medical workers. In reality there are a lot more cases in the UK, but the vast majority are mild and thus won't be tested

BASED

Isn't it blood moon or something like that today?

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Here they already said travel would not return to normal until there is a vaccination; promised to "not import this virus a second time"

using parks as mass graves

We are already there

Possibly a bioweapon or bioweapon-in-progress, but accidentally released. Either way, they're known to have fucked around with engineering coronaviruses for years and Chinese safety standards are non-existent. Now we get this.

>tfw you ask argieanon how he's doing but he ignores you because he's clearly just a scripted bot

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How many niggies dying?

>It's just an atypical pneumonia bro
>The number of covid deaths will decrease if we don't count those with underlying diseases!

Wrong

It’s just a nothing burger spurred by the media into a something burger

kike

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No not yet, he hasn't suffered enough.

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its the greatest happening in years, but will not be anywhere near the disaster that it could have been
few hundred thousand dead in the west, rather than tens of millions

only happening that's going to top this hot war with china and the subsequent nuclear exchange

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based orange man

Can you just post this once ?

Source? It was well over 800 from the info they released earlier.

add a comet to the mix, multiple other biblical signs, and you have a fucking end of times scenario

Germany does something like 500.000 tests per week, which is the total of tests Italy has done in A FUCKING MONTH.

More tests > more positives > death rate lowers

Corona actually has a very low death rate (1%~3%). That's the truth.

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>SPAIN TO ISOLATE ALL APSYMTOMATHIC PEOPLE IN "CONCENTRATION HOTELS"
>SPAIN TO BAN FREE SPEECH BECAUSE "THEY ARE JUST SPREADING RUMORS AGAINST THE GOVERMENT"
>SPAIN TO SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION OF WHATEVER THEY WANT WITHOUT COMPENSATION

THE FUCK IS THE OPOSITION DOING? THE ARMY CAN'T DO NOTHING NOW BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL PATROLLING AND DESINFECTING THE SHIT ON THE STREET, WE'RE GETTING INTO A COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP AND NOBODY IS DOING FUCKING NOTHING BUT CLAPPING AT 8pm GOD FUCKING FUCK OF A COUNTRY

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This. Not gonna relax my anus just yet, but this is good news.

NY flattened the curve for 2 days, but that doesn't mean you maggots can get out. We're still under lockdown until the 30th you fags

The possibility that this virus might lead to a societal collapse or atleast change our society forever is the only glimpse of hope I felt in 10 years

Same pretty much everywhere-stupid because you can’t track cases

You right now.

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They have not said anything about lifting the ban on the borders. These are just baseless assumptions

nope
i'm feeling tired so i'll stop soon don't worry
at this point i bet there isn't a single soul that hasn't seen it already

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>Economist

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WHO about to get btfo. /cvg/ wins agein

>another cvg thread
>see all these weebs fapping and giving their energy to a literal virus
>at first I feel disgust, but the more time I spend here, the more I feel a strange attraction to Corona chan
>fuck it.
>start fapping to Corona chan, when my I bust my nut I feel a literal chill go down my spine
>arms and legs are slightly weaker and head feels foggy
>over the next few days I find myself constantly thinking about Corona chan and fapping to her more and more
>I feel my muscles atrophy each time, my bones feel a little less dense, my mind a little more foggy.
>tfw I am literally allowing a demon to siphon energy from me, and I am addicted to the pleasure

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True dat bro. I think it's a psyop bot and that's all.

>>Shorting the Canadian dollar (aka the Loonie)
How do you do this, user? This country is fucked.

Extinction level event is happening fren. It's just a flu don't worry about it.

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Deaths are +854 today for the UK, highest daily total so far.

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Who cares. Normies do and think the opposite of what Trump says, or straight up ignore it.

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Check these out

the UK number of cases is almost entirely from those who were put in hospital
Germans wasted billions of euros testing thousands of asymptomatic teenagers

They did and he’s right

Based Spainiards, hopefully they can stop the spread

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Trump blaming someone else, as usual.

the who

Capitalize on the short-term bounce and buy 3x ETFs of major American indices; dump at the first signs of the next dip.

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Guys... I just sneezed and it turned into a cough. It was a good ride, bros. I'll see you on the other side.

twitter.com/DHSCgovuk/status/1247544237073166339

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I have to admit this happening is getting kind of boring.
With a death rate this low and long term consequences in survivors almost nonexist and the speed of spread being relatively very low it's just... meh... personally the only impact i have personally seen is that i have to wear a mask outside and some stores are closed which is annyoing but thats about it
No comfy postapocalyptic Stalker reality we all hoped for
The empty streets and everyone being in masks and looking sad and shit is kind of aesthetic though, so it's fun to walk around and enjoy the overall atmosphere but i was hoping for a bigger happening than this

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they lie see my country for reference if you want actual death stats

We need more herd immunity bullshit thrown at him before he dies. Then again, the longer he's kept alive, the longer he'll keep on hogging vital logistics, materials and infrastructure the other sick people require.

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