ATLAS COMET = COVID-19

So, this fucker is green because it has gases that attack the respiratory sistem, its five time the size of jupiter, has an orbit of 6000 years, its now closing on Mars and will be near Earth at the end of May, is this the real reason for all the panic? Can it mess with Earth in any way? Should i buy toilet paper?

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atlas is already dimming and breaking apart :(

Ive seen this movie before
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

STAY INDOORS
DO NOT LOOK AT THE SKY
LOVE YOUR FAMILY

If something five times the size of Jupiter was closing in on Mars you would already see it in the night sky.
If it was weeks away from earth, you would soon begin to notice the effects. Tides would be disrupted, the weather would be warmer, magnetism and gps would stop working as normal.

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This one is a distraction - you need to watch out for Borisov21

5 fucking times the size of Jupiter would men planets would be flying out of their orbit a few years ago. Someone would have noticed that...

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The tail is 5 times bigger, not the object itself

This thing is farting out all sorts of toxic gases that the earth will have to pass through

Ignore the retard. The size reference is about the comets tail which is probably made up of poison gas and the earth will pass through it.

>five time the size of jupiter

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Cianogen

I read last night that it is showing signs of breaking up.

>will be near Earth at the end of May
but it somehow is already spreading the virus?

I am more worried about what is hiding in the tail. Also if it breaks up we could be fucked.

They're including the length of the tail which is just a long, thin cloud of dust and ice. It's a very underhanded tactic to get you panicky about it.

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I heard it causes homosexual tendencies in midgets.

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>Cyanogen gas is an irritant to the eyes and respiratory system. Inhalation can lead to headache, dizziness, rapid pulse, nausea, vomiting, loss of consciousness, convulsions, and death, depending on exposure
Now where have I seen these symptoms before?

I don't think you realize how big Jupiter actually is
Something 5 times the size of Jupiter wouldn't be called a "comet"
It would be called "OH SHIT OH FUCK FUCK FU-"

photo is from 2018

Is there a movie with a rogue planet coming for a close pass to earth, spewing forth aliens to murder, devour and harvest as much of the planet as they can before pissing off again with their rogue planet? If not, there should be.

>It would be called
A rogue brown dwarf.

Jupiter is almost big enough to ignite as a star. Something five times bigger and made out of a solid would be a red or brown dwarf.

Is this one of Q's predictions? pathetic

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we passed through the tail of a comet that was 3 times wider than the sun in 2007

>its five time the size of jupiter
You're a literal retard. It has a diameter of maybe 10km, it's coma is a few hundred thousand km, but who cares?
>its now closing on earth
If you call ~70 million km close sure, you autistic redditfag

And billions of people died and the rest of us were put in concentration camps

Don't you remember?

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

The below was written as the cause of the 1888 Yellow Fever outbreak in Jacksonville, Florida.
> The planets were in the same line as the sun and earth and this produced, besides Cyclones, Earthquakes, etc., a denser atmosphere holding more carbon and creating microbes. Mars had an uncommonly dense atmosphere, but its inhabitants were probably protected from the fever by their newly discovered canals, which were perhaps made to absorb carbon and prevent the disease.[95]

Never change humanity, never change.

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Didn't we also pass through haley comet's tail in 1910? The haley comet has a tail of around 22 million kilometres in length and is over 5km big. What's the big deal here exactly besides some doomers getting erections?

>probably made up of poison gas
Based on what info? It's water and co2 vapor mixed with carbon dust

ATLAS IS SHRUGGING AHHHHH
WHY'D YOU ABANDON FREEDOM FOR PROTECTION FROM VIRUS? YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS

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dupe
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i thought the article meant it was 5 times the size of jupiter from our perspective not literally and the autists on the internet just flipped their shit over the poor wording.
Anyways i follow a schizo tier astronomer on youtube and he doesnt have much interest in this comet so i think its just another dumb nothingburger with absolutely nothing interesting apart from pretty visuals if you have a good telescope.

>Should i buy toilet paper?
Hang yourself faggot

>five time the size of jupiter
Proof?

It's bullshit. The comet itself is 10km in diameter

Jupiter doesn't exist.

The comet's tail is a few hundred thousand kilometres long, not the comet itself, which is pretty reasonable. The haley comet's tail we passed through in 1910 had a tail length of 22 million kilometres and had a core size of 5,5km. This one seems to have a 10km core and is currently disintegrating into the sun. So it's nothing more than a nothingburger

That's some dumb shit.

Asteroid
Terrestrial-impact
Last
Alert
System

>ATLAS
>Last alert
>terrestrial impact
>Asteroid
>LAST ALERT

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Are you in a mystical school?

if any of that were true, then the mud flood happened in 1890, and the reason why we have all this immigration is to push the undersirable people in to the flood plains ensuring that they truly die.

but that would imply africa survives the flood, thus the desire to empty it out into coastal areas inhabited by civilized peoples with navies, who will be eradicated by tides.

Spoopy

>posting in the slidethread of a braindead Arab rapebaby
user, I know you wanted to sound smart but you're just as braindead as the faggot OP.

Valley of the dinosaurs

It’s going to tug on our electromagnetic spectrum. Basically it’ll cause heightened increase of earthquakes and volcano activity. Hurricanes and lots, LOTS of lightning and flooding. Corona is the calm before the storm, we shut down the world to do a global catastrophe drill.

>its five time the size of jupiter
Why do people keep saying this incorrect bullshit
The comet itself is a few KM wide, the ATMOSPHERE of the comet is TWICE the width of Jupiter but that's irrelevant because Hale-Bopp's tail was 100 million KM

You atlasfags are worse than people who think the Earth is flat

Cringe

If it's 5 times the size of Jupiter it wouldn't be a comet, it would be a fucking brown dwarf

Greenhouse Gasses

>So, this fucker is green because it has gases that attack the respiratory sistem
well lucky for us IT'S IN FUCKING OUTER SPACE THEN huh..............

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Which is like taking a piss in the ocean, this is the very definition of a nothingburger

I don’t think you understand

Cyanide poisoning?

They are Green HouseGasses

Did you just now draw a comparison between the color of something and its effect on us?

On a scale... forget that.... just .... how dumb are you?

Hale-Bopp was fucking amazing and if you missed it because you were a disgusting millennial then RIP as you'll never see anything like it. Huge, bright tail highly visible even at noon, and it lasted for a long time.