I am so SICK of you doomsday happeningfags and your overhyped nothingburger flu. After all this time still literally nothing has happened, nothing EVER happens.
You cunts need to get off the internet. Go to the movies, go to a restaurant and get a fancy dinner, go to a club and talk to girls for once. FUCK. This is NOT happening. This ISN'T real. Things WILL go back to normal. You happeningfag IDIOTS are in total denial. STOP scaring myself and others, it's not real, it's not happening.
that's because the social distancing is working. If we did absolutely fuck all, then yeah shit will get bad.
Oh FUCK OFF, if it works so well where is all the dead people you told me there would be?? I haven't died, I will NOT die from the flu, there is NO happening. You just want to scare people. You're just scared, living in fear. Coward. I will NOT be made to feel afraid by you, it's NOT happening. FUCK, everything will be back to normal within days and I will be laughing at YOU for being so scared.
>lol nothing will happen, this corona virus is just a flu and it will pass in a few weeks
>lol nothing will happen, the few cases outside of china will be quarantined and it will be over
>lol nothing will happen, they only closed whole cities down all over the world and it will blow over
>lol nothing will happen, the worst economic disaster since ww2 will blow over and it will go back to normal
Where is the line exactly where people will admit something is happening?
Good goy. Social distancing, no public gatherings (no demonstrations), more surveillance, the chip, vaccine, phone tracking, digital money etc. will be the aftermath of this literal flu. All thanks to you happening faggots.
Yeah yeah yeah, whatever happeningfag. Be afraid, be afraid, be afraid. NO. You're in denial, nothing is happening. You are just scared over NOTHING. Grow some balls and just stop it, trust me I am not scared at ALL, unlike you. Nothing even has happened. NOTHING will ever happen.
a two pronged govt/media propaganda blitz to usher in what's to come to unfuck the imaginary situation. we're about the enter another jew manufactured depression comparable to that of the 1930s
Things WILL go back to normal in DAYS. You're not going to scare me. Give up and just see the truth, there is literally nothing happening.
Sounds like legit cope to me.
Livestream yourselves walking in hospitals then faggots
>if it works so well where is all the dead people
Name ONE thing that has actually happened. YOU CANT. I will be fine, everything will be ok, things will go back to normal, you're not going to scare me any more. It is just hype. Clickbait. Fake news. STOP doing this to me
why do you like normal so much? normal is wage slaving and whore women and racemixing and gay pride parades and third world immigration. why would you want to return to that? in your heart, wouldn't you accept any alternative to that, even if it meant the end of the world? if the answer to that is no, then i have to wonder if you really belong here at all
Social distancing, no public gatherings, check. When are they announcing our chips and digital money?
>people dying at hospitals
Imagine my shock
>You just want to scare people
I have yet so see an argument why this is bad
>mfw told all my family about the golden gate bridge being bombed
>family still brings it up at dinner and laughs
>told all my family about corona killing a significant amount of the population
>turns out corona numbers are dropping
>stock market going up
Why did you do this to me bros
I want this, without some faggot cop telling me I can't go out. Just remove the chinese stink flu out, and let's stay how we are.
>Name ONE thing that has actually happened.
Only a few more days
oh, this version of the flu is particularly nasty but the numbers are not worthy of the actions that will be taken. the 1950s one was much worse.
i honestly hope so --- the optimist in me sees it fizzle out by this time next week; the cynic in me sees an announcement of infected livestock and bugs on the menu
this pandemic just showed the majority of people to be weak cowards. their stupid mindless routines are interrupted for a couple weeks and they have a complete mental breakdown. our modern society really just props up a bunch of spineless "last men" who cry if they can't play with their toys.
Oh dear. Somebody hasn't been paying attention to the re-calibration of the global financial system and instead thinks he's going to get a virus if he leaves his kennel.
>Boris Johnson currently intubated
Shill or cope, go out and be a faggot if you want to, no one is stopping you from infecting yourself. If you want the sickness so goddamn bad, go lick supermarket shopping carts and door handles.
Explain pls
Explain pls
THERE IS NOTHING HAPPENING
I WILL BE OK
THINGS WILL GO BACK TO NORMAL
YOU ARE TRYING TO SCARE ME
WONT WORK, YOURE JUST IN DENIAL
BECAUSE NOTHING IS HAPPENING
This is all a hoax to install 5G
Friday
Sounds like a mental breakdown. Maybe it's happening in your mind.
When all of this is over they will use the scare of another pandemic as a way to get people to accept giving away more freedom. Do you really think everything will be back to normal after this?
Social distancing doesn't do jack shit. It takes 1 (one) exposure to get infected. If you have left your house to go anywhere even once you were exposed and if this thing is as contagious as they say then you were infected.
Lol I'm glad I only told one friend about Seattle.
fuck off kike
You live in a country were it is now illegal in some states to go to the fucking beach or sit on a park bench BY YOURSELF. Some kid got fined for going on a driving lesson with just her mum, shits already happened, the virus might not be killing people every second like some wanted, but life as we knew it in Australia is fucking gone m8, shits already fucked
Fucking hate my country, can't even go for a fucking hike without police asking me what I'm up to and telling me to go home
NO U.
Also, giant meteor when?
>Things WILL go back to normal
I’m afraid not
ozzy shitposter + non happening fag
wth is that even possible?
usa
total deaths 10,943/19,814 total recovered = 55%
.active cases 336,962 X 0.55 = 185,329 projected american deaths at current rate if no new cases and cure found
You can now be fined 1000$ for not following social distancing where I'm at. Fucking preposterous.
That sounds like projection and denial to me, LIAR. Fuck I'm sick of all of you I WISH I never came on this fucking stupid website. There is nothing happening. Your stupid shit about Jews and back people is just racism, my parents were right. FUCK YOU. You have ruined my life and you say I am having a breakdown!? YOU are having a breakdown, a break down of common sense that makes you want to scare me so listen closely, NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
EVERYTHING on this fucking stupid website was always bullshit, after all of this and watching you all freak out and PRETEND something is happening I now realize how true what my parents told me is, you people are fucking stupid, scared and blaming everyone else for YOUR problems.
They need something to fill the voic of their miserable existence, so they hype this up and delude tehmselves to think that it's actually something. Doesn't help that Goverments have used this opportunity to project power over their population. But this doesn't matter to them because with the lockdowns there is a chance other people will feel as miserable as them, and that makes them happy, individual liberties be damned.
It's more to show you genuinely believe it's just a flu. Go and catch it then, livestream it
Dude... calm the fuck down !
10/10 b8, m8.
>that's because the social distancing is working.
No one is doing that. Didnt you niggers say that the virus sticks around in the air for hours and sticks to surfaces for days.
>lol nothing will happen, the worst economic disaster since ww2 will blow over and it will go back to normal
Stock market is back to normal.
Check it for yourself, homo.
Then why don't you fucking do something m8? or is all you can do shitpost how everything is our fault?
>give it until mid March
>just wait until April
>in a few weeks for sure
>hospitals are gonna collapse any day now
Have happeningfags no shame?
You people know that third world countries are much more strict during these times, right? You literally have to give a valid reason to even get out of your street. Here in muttmerica at least you have much more open space where you can drive anywhere as long as you stay within state and county borders and only get out of your car for essential shopping. You fucking libertarian martial-law happening fags are so pathetic. Back to Facebook.
Maybe because my fuckhead dad won't let me even leave the fucking house anymore!? Maybe because he thinks his fucking heart condition means he'll die from this bullshit fucking flu!? He won't die, of course he fucking won't. I am seriously fucking done with all of you, my fuckhead parents and ALL of this bullshit. Life was good and normal before YOU made this all up, just to scare people like me and my dad. Things WILL go back to normal and I'll never listen to any of you people again with your fucking doomsday prepper bullshit.
If there's even one person left alive on Earth to smugly shout "NOTHINGBURGER" at they will
>lol everything is fine because I can move inside my cage instead of being completely shackled
>thank you goverment-sama, may I suck your dick again , pretty please?
But it is. If I go in one I will find exactly the same as every year, people dying from the flu and other things. Why don't you go in to a hospital and livestream if you're so sure it's not a flu?
>Life was good and normal before YOU made this all up, just to scare people like me and my dad
Now i know you're fucking shitposting,do you really believe some autists on a mongolian singing forum have the power to manipulate the entire world into thinking there is a dangerous pandemic going around?
I'm no bootlicker. I'm just giving some perspective to calm some fags down. Shitting up every site with this stuff doesn't help.
You're right. I lost faith in kek after 11/3.
>Print out billions and billions
>EU crumbling even more
>Thousands of small businesses going under
>A very noticeable rise in unemployment
>People conditioned to 'muh scary virus' and all that comes with it
>People ASKING for martial law and lockdowns
>A delusion that this will be over once a miracle cure will be found (get vaccinated now goy!)
>An economy already on the verge of imploding combined with this selfimposed quarantine
>Pets infected -> soon cattle will be 'infected'
If the choice is between
1) it will go back to normal in days
or
2) we will see a depression closely resembling that of the 30s
Im pretty sure the most logical bet would be on the latter. Now the problem here is, i dont agree with either. I think this virus is a real thing - i think only that would justify the extreme measures being taken. This is the first wave, albeit exaggerated by hysterical media, but there will be a second wave. This second wave is what worries me. And its not illogical to assume either.
>Government has information
>Government acts on that information
>Government slowly leaks out info, keep the public scared and treating it like children
>'goverment knows best'-attitude
>Give people money, so there wont be bankruns and runs on the supermarket
>3 week lockdown, extended to 6 weeks, extended to 9 weeks
There is no reason at all why the entire world has to tank their economies, taking out (((loans))) our children and grandchildren will have to pay, just to protect a couple of walking corpses. Regardless of how fucked up, jewish and corrupt you think the system truly is; these worldwide lockdowns arent orchestrated by a small group. It seems most nations slowly arrived at a consensus; and i have to assume the powers that be have more information than we have; and are acting on that information.
Even if you think this is just exploitation of something that doesnt warrant any panic at all; this exploitation of the crisis has its own effects.
Because I don't want to catch it you brain dead moron
>haha economy goes down
Now keep us amused with shitposting and drunk fueled hate while I pay my internet bills.
Kek. Use protection retard.
you're having a panic attack. Fucking calm down.
Wait, seriously? Where are you at? Nonessential businesses are closed here but people can leave their houses and do whatever.
>t. Phoenix
NOOOOOOO NOT MUH HAPPENIIROS!!!1
theres a fire near that shitty rushian nukler shitpile
it will throw grownd soil into the air.
now we have "fallout" get fucked
HAPPNING!!!
I am not a bot
the virus was here since last december and we only started social distancing 3 weeks ago