German military asked to secure transport of face masks after US piracy

Yes, you heard right. If you Mutts dare to touch OUR masks with your filthy burger-grease smelling fingers you will have to face the WRATH of the GERMAN ARMY!

AMI GO HOME!
ALLES FÜR DEUTSCHLAND!

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I doubt they will fire at an allied ship there to confiscate their stuff. I love you guys but it all ended in '45.

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And just so you know who did it.

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Get fucked krauts

u get fucked

I will take out my Gramp's Hitler Saw and cut your body apart, Ami!

>Germa army
kek

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It never happened

usa gov stealing? whaaaat?!?!? absolutely absurd!

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rail guns > lugers
muricuh > krautland

"Mighty Germany" should be manufacturing its own masks, no? Who trusts anything delivered from China other than idiots.

WE GOT TOO COCKY PIRATEBROS!

We have no fear of your mongelized forces full of Turks and Slavs.

>Steal from Italy and Switzerland
>Complains when mutts steal your supplies

China is illegally selling you masks made in American owned factories who are supposed to be making them for the US. You have no right to buy them, they have no right to sell them to you.

I'm shaking in my boots at the thought of a bunch of krauts with broom handles trying to stop us.

It makes me happy to see a German not be a little bitch

>Chink make a mistake in china
>Piracy

Piracy requires you to physically steal it yourself

The Aryan Stock is bount to triumph against the Mutt.

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You should be, you guys get powned by goat herders on sandals.
>inb4 muh rules of engagement

you ever wonder if those seized shipments from south america was hydroxychloroquine?

user, lets do resurch

>Who trusts anything delivered from China other than idiots.
Americans apparently. Actually everyone, because they're not fucking retards like you.

That aside the piracy quote came from Andreas Geisel. In the (((international powers))) continued desperation to paint Germany in a bad way, English outlets continuously make the "unfortunate error" of referring to him as Germany's interior minister. This would be Horst Seehofer, an actual big shot whose words should be paid attention to. Andreas Geisel is in fact just the interior STATE minister of BERLIN. A literal, political Who? And to top it off he's SPD, so he's a leftist lunatic anyways.

DUCK AND COVER
germany is getting angry again, fire up the ovens

Why are Germans incapable of manufacturing their own face masks?

They're shitting themselves I bet

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>resurch
Is english your second language?

>buying from china
they're literally bugged

who cares for america's legal definitions?
are you just shit fuck retarded or what's up?
you think the US is special with how they can appropriate all means of production if they feel like it?
get wrecked globohomo if you think you can keep all your shit and eat it too

Ovens were never turned off, they are warmed and ready to go for the third round.

>GERMAN ARMY
You faggots can't put more than 10 tanks a field: youtu.be/sfNFMcSiFQI?t=892
Wrath, lol.

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Even if the world came together and produced masks for the USA, you still won't have enough.

Goodluck defending your country in 6 months without a military faggot.

A concave cotton pad and two rubber bands is beneath Teutonic engineering standards. Hans is busy designing a mask with no fewer than 87 parts (including a biodegradable electrical system) that require specialized tools to put on.

the same stock the US wiped out not even 100 years ago?;)

I know you're angry that we're killing people who were hoping to be raping your kids and replacing your culture with mosques, but now bow to the real burgermeisters.

the what were never turned off?

GGerman niggers pretending that they have any army

you are the most pathetic country in Eu even Sweden finally recognizing that the leftists are lunatics but in Germany Greens and commies are more and more popular
the only good Germans are the east ones

YARR
YE SCALLIWAG MASKS BE MINE!

>defending America without your military

Literally no problem.

>muh western front
You didn't fought real kraut's army, mutt. You wiped your own ass and some children accompanied by decommissioned solders.

every time germany talks tough Berlin falls.
do it again

Shut up Mohammed

Because we didn't kick your ass already in WWII and you are weaker now than ever?

We fought against Russia while having 3 fucking knifes in our back and almost took Moskau. Fuck off, Mutt. Sieg Heil

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Berlin fell a single time since unification in the 19th century, you retard.

What are they gonna do, shout "pewpewpew" and poke them with broomsticks? This country is fucked

Or we just could produce our own masks and giving local germans fair wages instead? no?

Go suck some BBC mutt

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yeah, you did that, but right now i think you're a bit too busy protesting for trans-rights and dying your hair pink to fight against france even

Boomers would hang you for suggesting this.

LMFAOOOOOO at "army"

>WRATH of the GERMAN ARMY!
lol

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>you think the US is special with how they can appropriate all means of production if they feel like it?
They are our factories. China is stealing from us and selling you stolen goods.

You’re all slav mutts now

This is not the doing of Germany but its jewish puppet state which was installed by you, amerimutt. Everything that happens here since 1945 is ungerman in its spirit

>Krauts stealing our masks

DON'T STEP ON SNEK. FEB 13 1945 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. FREEDOM AIN'T FREE.

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>against France even
We are the most successful military of all time, most wins and one of the highest win to lose ratio, highest at our number of wars

Germany has no army, and are a nation of brainwashed sucidal self hating cucks, we would anihilate them in less than a week, we could conquer all of Europe minus Russia/crazy fuckers in the balkans

How the mighty have fallen

>Implying U.S wouldn't nuke bugland into oblivion

Amerimutts are just as fucked as we are, enjoy your slow downfall. You deserve it.

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OK manlet Macron, get back in your box and suckle on mummies teat.

>t. got utterly BTFO by rice farmers

rice farmers, Afghan tribesmen... the list just goes on and on these days.

so what happens to medical supplies that are getting shipped through germany to other euro countries? are they making it through or is germany taking them?

We still produce masks and Ventilators in Germany. Lucky us, but not the amount we need.
But production of some medical stuff will come back not just to germany but to most western countries.
After some years back to china ofc.

Mutts only lost Vietnam because of ideological subversion of uni steudents at home.

Why are we fighting?
We should be building factories and selling masks to asians, not buying them like some retards.

50/50 I guess.
We got a lot criminals here aswell.
They may try to sell it on the black market.

>you will have to face the WRATH of the GERMAN ARMY!
Somehow, this all seems familiar...

What the fuck is Germany going to do?
Literally an occupied US colony.