My country - FRANCE - won the most battles in history and still has one of the strongest militaries...

ok nigga

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Le big boi

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>cheese eating surrender monkey

Sud ouest garanti

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>he would still be genocided by redcoats without France

t. Cornwallis

france and canada cuck hard

Lmao at this retarded cope thread.
OP, you have never participated in anything France ever did. You probably are not even French, but rather some sort of swarthy Albanian muttoid.

France doesn't even exist anymore, Not after you imported half of Africa and turned your once beautiful cities into nigger infested shitholes. All your history has been flushed down the toilet, and there is nothing more pathetic than clinging to faded glory.

Le roi du missile nucléaire

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your country is literally a shithole. STFU. only red/white/blue flags are allowed in this thread.

Shut the fuck up Abdul you’re not French

Most efficient rocket.

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>Albanian
>he thinks France has a massive Albanian immigration, of all the origins he had to pick Albania

What a specialist.

The past only matters as in how it has shaped the present. All past glories are cancelled by present failures.

to be fair, most of those "battles" won were in africa against obwengo mafobo #5346 and his wooden stick army

and now paris is 70% blacked, so who was the real victor in the end?

inb4 london and pakis. i know, i have to live among them and every day i rue my ancestors conquering their shithole nations

Ohk but who has more nukes? Me or (you)?

Le big dick M51

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Schild en vriend fucker, you couldn't even keep some nothing farmers in my non-country down.

My fucked your every time we fought

>he doesnt realize France is many, MANY times smaller than the US yet achieved a respectable nuclear power status with only domestic tech and no foreign help.

You haz moh nukez ofc

Lol have the burgers won any battles other than against themselves and mexico?

>burning Moscow in 1812
>Hitler couldnt do that

>We have the strongest militaries
Yea, but even now your country is getting fucked by illegal immigrants, well al least you are not fucked up like the UK

France would annex you in three days.

probably because hitler wasn't alive in 1812

> sank a greenpeace ship
> my military victory
french

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You can come now and burn this shithole again, a janitor job we allowed to do

France Lost a Battle in 1789 that made it the Country it is Now, any "battles" before that was Not by the same France and does not count.
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Better off counting number of great sauces...

Vive la Frace! Viva la Repubique!

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>al least you are not fucked up like the UK
says arab rape child italy, as another ten boats of africans arrive in a picturesque village this fine tuesday morning

My country achieve being fucked by Mudslimes then Spanish,then Mutts, then raped by Nips and finally Chinks.

While pretending to be Korean

None of that matters anymore. You swimmed across the ocean to die at the shore.

Noone wants this none-country now, but back in the day all it took to defeat their "great" military were a bunch of farmers with pikes.

I think its the only reason we fought with you guys for so long, just wasnt anyone else around based enough to test ourselves against. :)

Of course, naturally, the Americans lack of education and history leads to them spouting the same rubbish over and over again.

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is the sign cuck on the left a man or a woman?

2 nukes were not enough

>sticks to katanas and samurai kikery for centuries
>upgrades
>commits war crimes against chinks
>Murica nukes them twice (much deserved, thanks Murica truly our best ally)
>basically exterminated by Muricans and Bongs
>is nowhere to be found in the war against terror

Nihon desu

Anyway those will go up to Germany

you forgot american sex criminals

imagine what France and the UK could of achieved if we just worked together, wish Henry V didn't die on his way back from claiming the French throne

>america
half of those are agains themselfs

Japs are based

literally the only country that every came close to conquering the USA

Put our boot heel on your kind's neck and make you eternally seethe about being part of Canada & subjects of Her Majesty the Queen.

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large parts of france still belong to the uk
we are just biding our time

Based Britbongers might look a bit ugly but are tough as fuck. Only valid opponent for us + extremely competent forces.

100% would hundred-years war again.

Rest is kek-tier

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Anglo-french would be way too OP. The world would be our playing ground.

My country saved France from being easily conquered twice within 25 years. And we arent going to do it again

Probably wouldnt have done as well, adversity breeds innovation. You have to have someone to compare yourself to to try to better yourself.

No. They military gotta lotta spunk tho!!

There was no one else to rival us

>the only country that every came close to conquering the USA
close as in nowhere near

Wait you dont really think we consider Québécois as real human beings, right? You can gas these niggers

Yea, but how many dictatorships has your country created?

France has been around longer, so maybe that's why they've been in more battles???

>3 to 1 couldn't do shit in Crimea defending filthy turks
>Russia please save us from evil Hans in WW1 and WW2
You both faggot cucks who can only tickle each other anuses while real men fought. There are only two warrior nations, us and krauts.

to be fair, france enabled the independence of your country by fucking around and blocking british ships