/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3009

► Detected: 1,358,943 (+12,939) ► Died: 75,896 (+1,242) ► Day: 89 (-15:33:42)

— 4.3 billion people under lockdown —
— 213 countries and territories infected —
— 4.1x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 62 vaccines and 244 treatments announced —
— 3,087 strains have been sequenced —

>LIVE
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>NEWS
Japan to declare state of emergency
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Sky News reports virus might have escaped Chinese lab
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51 patients in South Korea reinfected after "recovery"
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NY official says deaths at home have multiplied by 10
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Courts say Spain underreports deaths, real toll 3 times higher
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>INFO
HCQ and azithromycin trial in severe patients ends in failure
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17 year old athlete in the US dies from COVID
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Type "A" blood more likely to catch virus than "O"
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COVID-associated acute bleeding necrotizing brain damage
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Randomized trial ends in failure for HCQ, even for mild cases
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>REMINDER
Czech Republic buys Chinese rapid tests, 80% fail
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Engineered SARS-related bat coronavirus caused polemic over risks
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China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
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MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
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Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
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>LATEST
05:51: 232 new cases and 55 new deaths in Italy
05:29: 586 new cases and 4 new deaths in Pakistan
05:28: 280 new cases and 9 new deaths in Peru
05:28: 87 new cases in the Czech Republic
05:21: 105 new cases and 6 new deaths in Norway
05:20: 255 new cases and 1 new death in Israel

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If the stars,
Fall down on me,
And the stripes,
Refused to fly,
Then may the shekles turn defunct,
May all the old tweets cease to seem fine
If the sky's,
Covered by ash,
It would matter not at all,
For there is no cure,
It's a lie,
Wallstreet does not wait,
For our downfall!

Let the voice of reason shine,
Let the normies vanish,
For all time,
Trumps's farce here,
It's unreal,
You can't ask him,
What it all means,
/ptg/ was never right,
Trump was never on your side,
Let live or death,
by the plague decide
Trump was never on your side.

See ten thousand bodybags
See the whole of FEMA drop,
They claim to heal,
But all they do is steal,
An illusion of help, cheats, a flop,
If Trump is wise,
Why is he still,
When these infected mutts,
Call him prez,
Why is he silent,
Is he blind!?
Are we abandoned?
in the end?

Let the flames in NewYork shine,
Let us be free of shills, it's fine
Trumps's face is hidden,
Turned away,
He never has a word to say,
/ptg/ was never right,
Trump was never on your side,
Let facts and graphs,
alone decide,
Trump was never on your side!
No, no, no.
/ptg/ was never right,
Trump was never on your side,
Never!
Never!
Never!
Never!
Never on your side!
Never on your side!
Trump was never on your side,
Never on your side

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>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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Happening over by early May

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52 new cases in Malta, which is more than double the previous highest number of cases found in a day. Also a migrant centre got quarantined for at least two weeks and are likely going to riot as they have already rioted in the past, unrelated to covid

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Is this a nothingburger? Boris didn't croak. People aren't dying by the tens of thousands.

>no more scam callers in 2021
>but also no more wasting scammers time
The fall of India will be bittersweet

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>HCQ and azithromycin trial in severe patients ends in failure
>archive.is/XLqvS

pic related is the ''study''

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So is it now confirmed it can infect other mammals like cats and livestock? Surely this means it will have found a reservoir in wild animals somewhere and could come back again and again

Reminder to get ublock origin and add this to your filters to get memeflags absolutely seething:

boards.Yas Forums.org##[id^=p]:has(.countryFlag)

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Honestly seems like a nothingburger. US deaths are stagnating at 1000 a day. Should be at least 1500 by now.

Why does bill mitchell exist?

>People aren't dying by the tens of thousands.

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/cvg/ is getting BTFO. The curve is flattening and HCQ is saving the day.
Anyone who disagrees is a fucking incel doomer with no life that's too pussy to kill themselves so they delude themselves into thinking the world is gonna end.

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mfw Boris Johnson

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Give it time. This virus isn’t done in a few days like your typical sniffles, esp for boomers.

no signs of re-infection in macaques atm

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.13.990226v1

>small island
>airports and ports more or less closed
>nowhere to escape to

RIP bro

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>gary

youtube.com/watch?v=rd8hYnG2464

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Gee,doesn't it make you feel good to know these vapid whores make up 90% of our healthcare systems personnel? Really makes you think of all those loved ones even before this who died because some skank mixed up their medications or let them lay in their own waste because getting off Twitter for five minutes is just too much to ask.

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because americans are dumb and gullible. He looks like a news anchor so he MUST be credible !

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DONALD TRUMP HAS CORONAVIRUS
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pls post some fat cat pics

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How do I filter Australians?

your efforts help redeem our nation

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Lmao fat fucks with cancer, would have die this month anyway

There are a lot of very rich people in the world who serve zero practical purpose.
Boris was just put into ICU today, it doesn't take a day to kill you.

That's nothing. It needs to be 10,000 every hour or it's a nothingburger.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 367,650 (10,943) Spain 140,510 (13,798) Italy 132,547 (16,523) Germany 103,375 (1,810) France 98,010 (8,911) China 81,740 (3,331) Iran 62,589 (3,872) United Kingdom 51,608 (5,373) Turkey 30,217 (649) Belgium 22,194 (2,035) Switzerland 21,855 (784) Netherlands 18,803 (1,867) Canada 16,667 (323) Austria 12,427 (243) Brazil 12,240 (566) Portugal 11,730 (311) South Korea 10,331 (192) Israel 9,006 (59) Russia 7,497 (58) Sweden 7,206 (477) Australia 5,908 (46) Norway 5,866 (78) Ireland 5,364 (174) Denmark 4,978 (187) India 4,858 (137) Czech Republic 4,828 (80) Chile 4,815 (37) Poland 4,532 (111) Romania 4,417 (182) Pakistan 4,004 (54) Malaysia 3,963 (63) Japan 3,906 (92) Philippines 3,764 (177) Ecuador 3,747 (191) Luxembourg 2,843 (41) Saudi Arabia 2,752 (38) Indonesia 2,738 (221) Peru 2,561 (92) Mexico 2,439 (125) Finland 2,308 (27) Thailand 2,258 (27) Serbia 2,200 (58) Panama 2,100 (55) United Arab Emirates 2,076 (11) Qatar 1,832 (4)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +646 (+72) Spain +3,835 (+457) Iran +2,089 (+133) Belgium +1,380 (+403) Switzerland +198 (+19) Austria +130 (+23) Brazil +57 (+2) South Korea +47 (+6) Israel +102 (+2) Russia +1,154 (+11) Australia +13 (+1) Norway +1 (+2) India +80 (+1) Czech Republic +6 (+2) Poland +119 (+4) Romania +360 (+6) Pakistan +238 (+1) Malaysia +170 (+1) Philippines +104 (+14) Indonesia +247 (+12) Mexico +296 (+31) Thailand +38 (+1) Ukraine +143 (+7) Estonia +41 (+2) Morocco +21 (+3) Moldova (+2) Hungary +73 (+9) Bosnia & Herzegovina +66 (+3) Latvia +6 (+1) Albania +6 (+1) Bolivia +11 (+3) Sri Lanka +2 (+1) Bangladesh +41 (+5) Guyana (+1) China +32 Denmark +297 Saudi Arabia +147 Finland +132 New Zealand +54 Hong Kong +21 Lithuania +37 Armenia +20 Kuwait +78 Kazakhstan +23 Bulgaria +16…

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it seems the Druid was right...

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Murder Charls

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the deaths are still massive but I agree it will not have the most impact. Brace yourselves for the impending economic collapse resulting from the general lock down.

oh, the joy

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>antibodies
you fucking larper

That's not HCQ, it's the social distancing. Not that it matters, wait for like two weeks for India's community transmission to give them a good fucking and numbers will explode again. That is, if India bothers reporting them. We're more likely to see an Ecuador scenario where they report 100 deaths in the last two months while the situation is so bad that hospitals are stacking corpses in bathrooms and people are burning the dead in the middle of the street.

Either way, I'm not sure what you're trying to prove here. Why are you so desperate for this to be over?

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Latter the open war. THAT is what im expecting.

Keep LARPing

Nothingburgers said this would be forgotten by March and kill less than 10,000 people. Now it has to kill that many every hour to be a happening? Stop moving goalposts asshole, only Yellowstone or Thermonuclear War can hit those numbers.

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Money printer will go brrr and the economy will be back to normal in 3-4 years tops.

>Reinfection could not occur in SARS-CoV-2 infected rhesus macaques
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.13.990226v1.full

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But the virus is already endemic, not over until a vaccine. When restrictions are lifted the numbers will skyrocket again, even CCP is admitting it will happen there.

do the poos eat exotic stuff other than cow piss? do they eat elephants?

God save Gary

Why is this happening? Any explanation? It's only a beginning of the wave. Growth should have continued, according by experts predictions.

What happens if Boris dies to the virus?

My retarded brother says they will be opening everything from schools to offices and there will be his beloved footballino in a month
Is he right, bros?

based romanian user

cope
i'm starting to think you're a glowie just pushing doomporn here and attacking every user you think you can win an argument with

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This is a global pandemic that will destroy the existing world order and give way to a resurgence of nationalism
that's what I was promised.

Good. That means a vaccine is possible. We should be able to get one by mid-fall hopefully. Then it'll be time to deal with the economic fallout.

UK will join the Arab League

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>Japan to declare state of emergency
>archive.is/dcOFx
>Businesses will be categorized into three groups: ones to close, ones asked to close, and ones that are essential.
weeb things are essential, arent they?

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That number is a fucking joke even if you disregard the lying chinks.
Here in the Netherlands we had excess deaths of well over 1000 in week 13. That's 60% more than the official death rate.
Even worse example, Ecuador picrel

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That’s a fucking month from now Fox News is pushing hard for reopen within a week or two

Haven't seen a video of wet markets in India yet.

Could be, if reinfection/lockdowns keep happening, maybe just chance it and go for the herd

This

All the experts are now scaling back their estimates and adjusting their models. Trump is already working on a plan to open everything back up.

No they worship everything that is more retarded than them.

>Boris didn't croak
Too early to call, but if he gets put on a vent, he's got about a 10% chance of survival.

This is a gaynigger thread for gay niggers

we're cured, yey.

I think it's related to France. The first of those days with a lot of deaths, they had updated it after finding out France hadn't been reporting deaths in nursing homes. I think those three super high days might have been a correction and now we're back to a more realistic progression. We'll know for sure Friday.

Any fellow user know if trump bux can be redeemed despite being a neet who hasn't filed taxes? I know Nigarius Brown III is gonna find a way in to get some spinnahz and I want to join in

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Indians are immune from this virus because of their absurdly strong immunity system thanks to swimming in sewers and sleeping on poop.

Corona-chan riding a tiger with a pangolin in one hand and a bat in a bowl in the other.

Who gives a shit about piss poor Indians. Unlike your country, Trump won't let them in until he's 100% certain there's no risk. Enjoy your poochan

The numbers last week were "artificially" boosted by nearly 800 for a few days when France decided to count the corpses littering their nursing homes. Artificially, because that was a backlog, not deaths that happened on the day they were reported.

>reinfection
see

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It sure is odd how everyone is being told we're going to need to stay locked down and out of work for months, need to start wearing masks everywhere, can't be in groups of more than 5-10, and yet the people giving these orders
>keep holding press conferences and q&a sessions in rooms filled with reporters
>Stand right next to each other on stage or when giving interviews
>Don't wear masks at any point during all this, even King Chipper himself
Man, a virus so deadly and dangerous yet our top officials seem to not even give a shit about catching it?

Well, nevermind actually, they know what's best for us. Let's all just flatten the curve and social distance and avoid exponential growth and whatever other catchphrase we need to keep repeating, just stay in your house and go back to sleep, the super disease is real goy, trust them.

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Some of you guys are alright, don't go outside ever again

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That's pagans for ya.

>monkey study
>using the exact same strain
Great implication of the extrapolation from that information, really shows your education.

does anyone unironically read these song texts or poems?

How are the norms holding up? Are they going insane yet?

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